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WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 2016
JUST LIKE CATS & DOGS
Dave T. Phipps
R.F.D
by Mike Marland
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SALOME’S STARS HOROSCOPE
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A
misunderstanding tests the temper-
ament of the sometimes headstrong
Aries. Instead of blowing your top,
take time for a pleasant diversion
while things cool down.
AMBER WAVES
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A
workplace problem could make the
divine Bovine see red. But talk it out
before you consider walking out.
Some surprising facts emerge that
change your earlier focus.
by Dave T. Phipps
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) You
face a choice between ignoring your
uneasy feelings about your relation-
ship with that special person and
demanding explanations. A close
friend off ers wise counsel.
THE SPATS
LAFF-A-DAY
FLASHBACK
by Jeff Pickering
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) A
change you’d been hoping for carries
an unexpected complication. Stay
the course, and things will work
themselves out. Be sure to make
time for family and friends.
SUPER CROSSWORD: WHERE DID IT GO?
by Mick Harper
1. Name the Hall and
Oates song that is
oft en played immedi-
ately aft er “Dance on
Your Knees.”
2. Who had a hit with
“Late in the Evening”?
Bonus for knowing
the name of the
album.
3. In the Rip Chords’
song, what was taken
down to the track
hitched to the back of
a Cadillac?
4. Who released
“What a Wonderful
World” in 1967?
5. Name the song that
contains this lyric:
“It seems like perfect
love’s so hard to fi nd,
I’d almost given up,
You must have read
my mind.”
SUDOKU
DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK
OBITUARY POLICY
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paid obituaries. The obituary can
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veterans, a fl ag symbol at no charge.
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published at no charge. These include
information about services.
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spelling, proper punctuation and
style.
VIRGO (August 23 to September
22) Good news: Th at workplace
problem is close to being resolved
with results that should please
everyone. Take time off to indulge
your love of fun and games.
LIBRA (September 23 to October
22) Most of the time you are the
most unfl appable person around.
But be ready to be thrown off -bal-
ance in the nicest way when Cupid
takes aim in your direction.
SCORPIO (October 23 to Novem-
ber 21) It’s not oft en when someone
tries to “sting” the sharp-witted
Scorpion. But it can happen. Con-
tinue to be skeptical about anything
that seems too good to be true.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to
December 21) Your strong sense
of self-esteem helps you serve as a
role model for someone who needs
personal reassurances. Your eff orts
pay off in an unexpected way.
ANSWERS
1. “Out of Touch,”
from their 1984 “Big
Bam Boom” album.
Th ey were generally
played one aft er the
other in concerts and
on dance fl oors.
2. Paul Simon, on
his 1980 “One-Trick
Pony” album, which
was also the title of a
fi lm starring Simon.
3. A Cobra, in the
1964 song “Hey
Little Cobra.” (Shelby
Cobras could do 0-60
in 4 seconds.)
4. Louis Armstrong.
Th e song went into
the Grammy Hall of
Fame in 1999.
5. “Almost Paradise,”
by Mike Reno (of
Loverboy) and Ann
Wilson (of Heart), in
1984. Th e song was
on the soundtrack for
the movie “Foot-
loose,” one of three
chart-toppers from
the fi lm.
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be submitted online at www.
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via the funeral home or in person
at the Hermiston Herald or East
Oregonian offi ces.
For more information, call 541-
966-0818 or 1-800-522-0255, x221.
LEO (July 23 to August 22) Aspects
favor spending time with loved
ones. On the job, new ideas are gen-
erally welcomed. But some demands
for changes could cause problems.
Be ready to defend your choices.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to
January 19) Someone close consid-
ers revealing a painful secret. With-
hold judgment. Instead, open your
generous heart, and off er dollops of
your love and understanding.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to Febru-
ary 18) Your talents as a peacemaker
are called upon once more as an old
problem re-emerges with new com-
plications. Move cautiously in order
to avoid falling into hidden traps.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
Your artistic side is enhanced with
the reception given to your new
project. Use this success as encour-
agement toward fulfi lling your
larger goals.
BORN THIS WEEK: Your natural
sense of leadership is combined
with a deep sense of responsibility.
People trust you to give them both
guidance and understanding.
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