Thursday, February 4, 1937 «■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■a THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. OREGON STATE NEWS Ask Me Another OF GENERAL INTEREST • A General Quiz © Bell Syndicate— WNU Service. t—■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Brief Resume of Happenings of the Week Collected tor Our Readers 1. Which famous musician com­ posed a symphony but never heard it? Eugene—Dates tentatively set for 2. In what country is Sligo? | 3. In what presidential year did Eugene's Oregon Trail pioneer pag­ the “gold Democrats” put a ticket I eant are July 22, 23 and 24, It was announced this week by the pageant in the field? 4. What is meant by “eye-serv- | association directors. ice”? McMinnville—More than 30 farm­ 5. What is opulence? ers attended the two-day Yamhill 6. What hero was betrayed by county soils conference, held at Mc­ Delilah? Minnville, Thursday, and at New­ 7. On which side were the Bul­ berg the following day. garians in the World war? Eugene—A. E. Voorhies, publish­ 8. What is a micrometer? 9. What is the first sign of the er of the Grants Pass Courier, was elected president of the Oregon Press Zodiac? 10. What British queen was suc­ conference as that group concluded ceeded as ruler by another queen? its 19th annual session here today. Answers 1. Beethoven. He became very deaf and composed his Fifth Sym­ phony during bombardment of Austerlitz, 1805. 2. Ireland. 3. 1896. 4. Service done only when be­ ing watched. 5. Wealth. 6. Samson. 7. That of Germany. 8. A device for making small measurements. 9. Aries (the Ram). 10. Mary, by Elizabeth. Beware Coughs from common colds That Hang On No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulsion. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomul­ sion, which goes right to the seat of the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the inflamed mem­ branes as the germ-laden phlegm Is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, don’t be discouraged, your druggist is authorized to guarantee Creomulsion and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.) Single Grains A little and a little, collected to­ gether, become a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop makes the inundation.—Saadi. / Yow Have ‘a Child ASK YOUR DOCTOR THIS Ask Him Before Giving Your Child on Unknown Remedy Practically any doctor you ask will warn: "Don't give your child unknoivn remedies without asking your doctor first." When it comes to the widely used children’s remedy — “milk of mag­ nesia,” the standard of the world is established. For over half a century many doctors have said “PHILLIPS’ Milk of Magnesia.” Safe for children. No other is “quite like it.” Keep this in mind, and say “PHIL­ LIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA” when you buy. Now also in tablet form. Get the form you prefer. But see that what you get is labeled “Genuine Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia.” also in TABLET FORM: Each tiny tablet is the equi valent of a teaspoon- ful of genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. P hillips ’ rniLLira MILK OF magnesia THE CHEERFUL CHERUB • =======-===-======-============= • Now garbage men do noble work Or 30 I always view it. Their jobs so disagreeable — It’s nice of them to George S. Turnbull, professor of journalism, was re-elected secretary. Hood River—A partial distribu­ tion by the apple growers’ associa­ tion put $85,000 into the pockets of apple and pear ranchers in this ar­ ea. Returns were said to be better than anticipated, in view of the mari­ time tie-up, and markets held firm. Storage holdings were reported be­ low normal. Toledo—The proposed $96,780 municipal water system has been brought one step nearer with the naming of February 9 as the bond- ius election date, according to City Attorney W. H. Waterbury. The new system is to be financed by a 45 per cent. -PWA' grant and $55,800 to be raised by the city. Tillamook — Tillamook Bay Fish company of Bay City is experiment­ ing with salmon eggs. Boxes, four inches tall with window screen bot­ toms on which a quarter million eggs are placed an inch or two deep so they can be "wet down” several times each day, are covered with sacks to keep them moist and the boxes are piled up in the cannery. Medford—Fire early today de­ stroyed the exhibit building at Med­ ford fairground, which was used by the CCC for a transportation garage. Five new army trucks, an ambu­ lance, an undetermined number of automobiles used by officers and sal­ vaged trucks brought in for repairs were destroyed. Fire Chief Elliott be­ lieved the fire started In one of the cars. ' Medford—Dr. Russell R. Sherwood of the Osteopathic clinic broke a rib on his right side early Saturday morn­ ing when he coughed, turned over in bed and reached for a glass of water all at the same time. Dr. Sherwood was resting on his elbow in bed, as he reached for a glass of water on a bedside table to allay a heavy siege of coughing, when the mishap be­ fell him. Albany—Employment of a Linn county full-time health nurse has been announced by County School Superintendent J. M. Bennett, who thus heralded realization of an ob­ jective that had been pursued for many years by the Linn County Health association and school author­ ities. At a meeting of the health pro­ gram board of control Nova Young of Salem was named. Coquille— George Burr, local ga­ rage man, has discovered a way to "fix” a ticket for overtime parking— he just gives the arresting officer the automobile. When Officer Kermit Shaw of the local police force warn- ed Burr that a ticket was In line for over-parking. Burr pulled the car's certificate of title out of his pocket, signed it and said: “It's your worry now. The car is yours.” The car was an obsolete model. BEAVERS TO SAVE LAND Eugene—A survey of forest streams in the Lane area with a view of transplanting beaver here is be­ ing conducted by Victor Schefer, representing the forest service and the biological department. The drying up of range lands and erosion of soil has been checked in Eastern Oregon by regeneration of the beaver colonies, it is said. The beavers build dams that retain stream water during the summer and prevent rapid wasting of water. WANT LAKE REFLOODED Klamath Falls—Petitions bearing signatures of hundreds of Klamath county residents who favor reflood­ ing of Lower Klamath lake as a dust control measure, will be presented in the near future if plans of the Merrill Service club carry. Southend residents claim they have been assured of undivided sup­ port from Congressman Walter M. Pierce, who visited the Lower Klam­ ath lake area last fall and investi­ gated the situation. Other petitions will go to Senators Steiwer and Mc­ Nary. Rainier—A bit too late to figure in an AAA joke, a Chester White sow on the C. L. Wilburn farm in Fern Hill has made her bid for fame as a pork-chop producers by giving birth to 14 pigs. Baker—General relief in Baker county cost $2949.58, old age assis­ tance $6080 and blind assistance $235, a total of $9274.58, during December. One hundred and eighty- five cases, comprising 454 Individ- uala. received direct help other than old age and blind assistance. IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL Going to the Party? UNDAY I CHOOL Lesson obb S Jhinko about Hollywood “Rifts” and “Probes.” B everly hills , CALIF — Out here, our two favorite headlines are “Rift” and “Probe,” one signifying that some ideal marriage between movie stars has begun to split at the seams and the other that some functionary has been in office long enough for the pro­ fessional investigators to start investigating. In between, somebody is either trying to put Sister Aimee McPher­ son in a hole or get Tom Mooney out of jail. So far, neither undertaking has succeeded, but folks keep right on trying. Last month, it was Sister Aimee’s turn. This month it’s Tom Mooney’s. But when other sources of news fail, it’s fine to be able to fall back on good Irvin S. Cobb old reliable “Rift” and dependable, stanch old “Probe.” Poor Lo’s Renaissance. ‘T’HE government says the surviv- — ing Indians are actually in­ creasing in number. I started to add that this proves the Indians are holding their own, but, since we’ve left them very little of their own to hold, I stayed my hand. The Navahoes always have been the most independent and aloof of all the tribesmen. For the most part, they continue to live a nomadic ex­ istence, following their ancient be­ liefs and ceremonials, refusing to be caged in towns, yet, numerically and in material'possessions, they out­ grow any other tribe. Can it be that the white man’s culture, which we so jealousy strive to cram down the gullets of red people and black and brown and yellow, isn’t always what the victims need? But, of course, to say that is prac­ tically to admit our civilization might have a few tiny flaws in it, whereas we know it to be the one perfect creation of man, and for proof point to its crowning achieve­ ment, the late World war. The Spoils System. ‘THIS isn’t a criticism, it’s a timid 1 - little prediction based on all the political experience that the past yields to us : Pledges of curtailment in govern­ mental expenditures, as eman­ ating from White House sources, are undoubtedly sincere. But Andy Jackson or whoever it was first coined the line, expressed the correct idea when he said that to the victor belonged the spoils— ! and not to let them spoil too long either. So it shouldn’t surprise anybody or deeply shock anybody, except the few G. O. P. boys still scattered | through congress, if Pennsylvania and Missouri and certain other states should go right on getting plenty out of the treasury for con­ tinued relief work on behalf of Sen­ ator Guffey and Mr. Pendergast and such-like benefactors of the human race. Not that the ins are any greed­ ier than the outs; they’ve merely improved in sagacity since the days when nearly all the smart wolves seemed to be Republicans and near­ ly all the half-witted sheep seemed to be Democrats. But Passamaquoddy might as well make up its mind to being sort of neglected from now on. Maine, she ain’t been actin' right. By REV. HAROLD L. LUNDQUIST. Dean of the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago. © Western Newspaper Union. Lesson for February 7 JESUS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD LESSON TEXT—John 8:12, 31. 32: 9:1-11. GOLDEN TEXT—I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. PRIMARY TOPIC—When Jesus Passed By. JUNIOR TOPIC—When Jesus Passed By. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC— Bow Jesus Is the Light of the World. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC— Walking In the Light With Jesus. “The Light of the World Is Jesus!” Who does not remember with what delight we as children sang “Come to the light, ’tis shining for thee . . . The Light of the world is Jesus.” How precious was the truth that thus flooded our souls. Jesus was the light, and just as the sunlight shed its glory on an awak­ ening world at dawn, so he shed abroad the light of God in the hearts of men. The writer of these les­ sons pens these words with the prayer that as this portion of God’s Holy Word is studied and taught, the light may break forth on many a soul caught in the bewilderment of this dark world. Our study centers around three simple words fraught with beauty and rich in meaning. I. Light (John 8:12). The text says, “Then spake Jesus.” When? Just after he had silenced the hypocritical accusers of a woman taken in sin, and had spoken the word of peace to her troubled soul. She was to “go and sin no more” because she had met him who is the “Light of the World.” They that follow him “shall not walk in darkness”; they are the children of light, they have the very light of life. II. Freedom (vv. 31, 32). Free! Four letters, but what depth of meaning! Chains have fall­ en off, prison doors are open. The one who was bound is free. But here we are concerned with an even more important liberty, the freedom of the soul. Many there are who boast of their independence but who are naught but slaves. Jesus said, “Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin” (John 8:34), not its master. How shall they be freed? Note three things in these verses. (1) A condition, “If ye continue in my word.” This means not only a pro­ fession of faith but a daily appropri­ ation and realization of his truth in life. (2) A promise, “Ye shall know the truth.” The philosophies of men profess to be a seeking after truth but how few there are who look to the one place where it can be found —in Jesus Christ. (3) A result, “the truth shall make you free.” Truth always sets free. Men are enslaved because, as in some for­ eign lands, they have not had the opportunity to learn the truth (we have failed to send it) or because they have rejected it. III. Vision (John 9:1-11). This is one of the most instructive passages in Scripture. A man born blind is seen by Jesus. His dis-, ciples note his intent and begin to theorize on a theological question. They had learned so little of the compassionate spirit of Jesus that they saw in this blighted life only an illustration of a theological the­ ory. May God help us that we may never be so blind. Jesus goes at once to work. He was in the world to do the works of God. He and the Father always work. Let us follow his blessed example. “The King’s business re­ quires haste.” Let us work “while it is day, the night cometh when no man can work.” By a loving and gracious act, Jesus stirs in the heart of the man that faith which causes him to go, to wash, and, glory to God, he sees! Such a personal experience of the divine power of the Son 'of God leaves no doubt in the man's mind that the one who caused him to see “is a prophet.” All of a man’s doubts concerning the deity of Jesus Christ disappear when he becomes his Saviour. Read the remainder of the chap­ ter and note how this man’s faith is victorious in the face of trials, per­ secution, and even of excommuni­ cation; for outside the temple he met Jesus and takes him as his Lord. As Dr. Scroggie puts it, “His excommunication was a promotion. He went from the synagogue to the Saviour.” France's Inconsistency. FRANCE has just lent a vast sum - to Poland, and Poland, it is admitted, will use the money to increase its war strength. If Poland should repudiate the debt and de­ fault on the interest, a howl will go up from “La Belle France” that’ll ring around the world. But, of course,. it will continue to remain an evidence of soulless greed for Uncle Sam even to inti­ mate that France might pay us a little something on account against the enormous amount she owes us for borrowed money which she has used to build up her army and also, it would appear, to pass along to | Poland so that Poland may build up | hers. If consistency be a jewel, France Thinking of Self Only is practically out of jewelry. Show me the man who would go IRVIN S. COBB to heaven alone, and I will show you ©—WNU Service. one who will never be admitted Cat as Prized Weather Forecaster there.—Feltham. On Japanese ships in the Seven­ Laws to Fit the People teenth century the tortoise-shell Laws should be like clothes. They tomcat was so highly prized as a weather forecaster, because it would should be made to fit the people rush up the mast before the ap- | they are meant to serve.—Clarence proach of a storm, that it was often | Darrow. classed as a member of the crew | Divine Confidence ard given a rank higher than that 1 Divine confidence can swim upon of Jie cook.—Collier's Weekly. those seas which feeble reason can­ not fathom.—W. Seeker. Friendly Encouragement A friendly slap of encouragement Beware of Hypocrisy on the shoulder, a little well-timed There is nothing against which smile of approval, a cheerful look our Lord warns us so terribly as for a comrade when he slips—these are the inexpensive little things that | hypocrisy. get the important big results. TA 1220 1996 HERE is the party? At Mrs. Smith’s on Walnut street and W it looks awfully much as though the principals were caught by the candid camera. Luckily, how­ ever, they’re perfectly groomed for their parts: Introducing Janet. Janet in her jumper (Pattern 1996) is asking Mother which glassware to use. Her plaid blouse in taffeta makes her feel very dressed up. Mother chose this style because the many possibili­ ties for change make it a ward­ robe rather than a dress and she knew it would be easy-to-make. Your own little girl may have this same ensemble in sizes 6, 8, 10, 12, and 14 years. Size 8 re­ quires 1% yards of 39 inch ma­ terial for the jumper and 1% yards for the blouse. Mother, the Hostess. Mother is the perfect hostess, calm and assured, because she knows her all-occasion frock with its sprightly crisp apron (Pattern 1220) is becoming and appropri­ ate. For house wear she made up this model in print. She is wearing here the crepe version and knows that it will be delight­ ful for later on in cool black and white. It comes in sizes 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44, and 46. The dress and apron in size 36 require 51 yards of 39 inch material. The apron alone requires 1% yards. And the Guest. The guest just arriving is wear­ ing her trigest Sew-Your-Own. She likes it because the puffed shoulders and swing skirt make The Clock of Time Now is the constant syllable ticking from the clock of time. Now is the watchword of the wise. Now is the banner of the prudent. Let us keep this little word al­ ways in our minds, and whenever anything presents itself to us in the shape of work, whether men­ tal or physical, we should do it with all our might, remembering that Now is the only time for us— that Now is ours; that Then may I never be. her hips look smaller. The collar is young and the sleeves stylish. This frock is especially chic in silk crepe alpaca or one of the lovely new prints. For your own daytime distinction, then, why not make up Pattern 1205? It is avail­ able in sizes 14, 16, 18, and 20 (32 to 42 bust). Size 16 requires 4% yards of 39 inch material. One ball of yarn required for trim­ ming as pictured. New Pattern Book. Send for the Barbara Bell Spring and Summer Pattern Book. Make yourself attractive, practi­ cal and becoming clothes, select­ ing designs from the Barbara Bell well-planned, easy-to-make patterns. Interesting and exclu­ sive fashions for little children and the difficult junior age; slen­ derizing, well-cut patterns for the mature figure afternoon dresses for the most particular young women and matrons and other patterns for special occasions are all to be found in the Barbara Bell Pattern Book. Send 15 cents today for your copy. Send your order to The Sew­ ing Circle Pattern Dept., 149 New Montgomery Ave., San Francisco, Calif. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MUSCLES FELT STIFF AND SORE Quick From Pain If muscles in your legs, arms, chest, back or shoulders feel stiff and sore, get a bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil and get quick relief. Rub it on—rub it in. Warms—soothes—gives wonderful com­ fort. Will not stain. At all druggists. HAMLINS WIZARD OIL For MUSCULAR ACHES and PAINS Due to RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA LUMBAGO CHEST COLDS YES, DOCTOR MARK The only cough drops containing VITAMIN A are the famous Smith Brothers Cough Drops . . . Recent scientific evidence shows that Vitamin A raises the resistance of the mucous mem­ branes of the nose and throat to cold and cough infections. Two kinds of Smith Bros. Cough Drops: Black or Menthol — Jf. It is the Dollars . . . that circulate among ourselves, in our own community, that in the end build our schools and churches, pave our streets, lay our sidewalks, increase our farm values, attract more people to this section. Buying our merchandise in our local stores means keeping our dollars at home to work for all of us.