Thursday, January 28, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
OREGON STATE NEWS
OF GENERAL INTEREST
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Brief Resume of Happenings
of the Week Collected for
Our Readers
Making 1937 A Safe Year.
ANTA MONICA, CALIF —
This time last year we were
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Astoria-—E. M. Cherry was reelect-
ed president of the Astoria port com- I all dedicating ourselves to a
mission at its January meeting. The |
commissioners also renamed S. W. 1 crusading campaign to make
1936 a safer year for motorists.
Lovell to the post of treasurer.
We were going to cut down the
Hood River—A Blue Diamond ap
volume of traffic disasters, going to
ple wrap, all the way from Khartum,
British Sudan, reached Mrs. Ray | reduce the appalling ________
mortality toll which ■MMM
Allen a few days ago, sent by Verna | hau marked the pre-
Pillow, a sister of Mrs. Allen.
ceding year.
Ontario—President J. G. Barratt |
So what?
Well, here’s what. 7. ol"
of the Oregon Wool Growers urged |
the association to Join with other The end of 1936
agricultural interests today in ef showed an all - time ■
forts to end the Pacific coast mari top for deaths on the
public highways—
time strike.
roughly 37,450. or se)., aris"
Corvallis—C. L. Burlingham, man
approximately 450
ohd
ager of the National Dairy show, was more
than in 1935.
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one of the main speakers at the 44th
So now we’U pious- Irvin S. Cobb
annual meeting of the Oregon Dairy ly resolve, all over
men's association held here January again, to do something about this
19 and 20. P. M. Brandt, head of the hideous destroyer which kills by the
dairy department, was informed.
thousands and maims by the hun
Eugene — The Western Oregon dreds of thousands and makes our
Conference of Social Workers will fatalities and casualties in the world
hold its annual meeting here on Feb war seem, by comparison, puny.
And what will come of the re
ruary 12 and 13 In the Osborn hotel.
This group includes professional and newed agitation? The National
nonprofessional social workers in all Safety Council will wage a gallant,
counties of Western Oregon except hopeless fight, various local organi
zations and civic bodies will do what
Multnomah county.
they can, newspapers will rail and
Reedsport—The Vulcan, passen- statesmen will deplore—and the
ger, mail and freight boat, sank at ghastly record of slaughter will keep
the dock here recently after ice had right on mounting.
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cut a hole in her hull about midships.
She was on the Smith river-Reedsport
The Value of “Experts”
run. She was raised by a derrick
T HEARD a supposed expert ad-
and placed on the beach at the - vising a director, bound for Africa
to shoot a big game picture, that
mouth of Smith river.
Enterprise—Visitors to Chesnim- practically everything about his kit
nus ridge in Wallowa county will was wrong except possibly his rear
find two forest camps for their con collar button.
It reminded me of the pampered
venience next summer, one at Buck
horn spring and one at Kirkland millionaire’s son who was heading
for the arctic circle. He called in
spring. This is the first recognition a veteran of polar expeditions and
of the ridge as a recreation area. told about his outfit. All went well
The two camps will be about 25 miles until he started describing his parka.
apart.
“It’s fine,” he said, “made of seal
Astoria—For the first time in its skin and the hood all fringed with
history Clatsop county has offered a wolverine and—"
35 bounty on coyotes. The animals,
“One moment,” said the profes
heretofore unknown here, are be sional, “is the hairy surface of the
lieved to have followed bands of pelt worn next to your body?”
sheep from drought sections of east
“No,” said the youth. “The fur is
ern Oregon, pastured on cut-over outside, of course.”
lands in Columbia county. They are
“All wrong,” pronounced the crit
now invading Clatsop poultry flocks. ic. “Thermal demonstration has
proved that to conserve the bodily
Bandon—While the Bandon har heat the hide should be turned so
bor is silent and Inactive, due to the the fur is used as a lining and the
maritime strike, port commissioners smooth or naked side is exposed,
are seriously discussing the building thus cutting the wind.”
of a new tug tn replace the present
The youngster burst out laughing.
vessel, which was put Into service in
“Have I said something to excite
1908. A special meeting of the com your mirth?” demanded the special
mission will be called in about two ist.
weeks by Chairman J. E. Norton, Co-
“Oh, not at all,” said the amateur,
quille, when final action probably "I was just thinking what a darned
will be taken.
fool a buffalo is.”
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Newport— The ferryboat Sadie B.
Americans
in England
has been sold to C. T. Smith of The
R ENEWED excitement has been
Dalles who is dismantling her and
sending the parts overland by truck | —aroused in the British isles by
to be reassembled and operated from the discovery that yet another mem
the upper Co'umbia river port. The ber of the royal family—this time it’s
engine was started on Its across-state the young duke of Kent—not only
shows a regrettable tendency t o
trip last week. Completion of the enjoy himself as any normal nat
Yaquina bay bridge, linking Astoria ural, healthy youngster might, but,
to California by the Coast highway, what is even more distressing, has
has done away with the need for bay lately been seen in the company of
ferries.
an American woman.
Medford—A halted funeral was the
Oh, these pestiferous Yankee
basis of a $5000 damage suit on file women! In spite of all that can be
here by O. H. Thompson against the done, it’s almost certain some of
Siskiyou Memorial association. Thom them will witness the coronation,
pson charged he was refused the right and several thousands of them will
to bury his wife after the funeral had break their girlish necks trying to
been conducted at the graveside. He do so.
had purchased two lots, he said, and
was forced to find another in which
Militarizing the C. C. C.
to place the body when association
D EPRESENTATIVE NICHOLS of
— Oklahoma is trying to accom
officers interfered with the funeral.
plish something which should have
TUBERCULIN TESTS SET
been done long ago. He’s preparing
Gresham—In the most comprehen a bill to make military reserve units
sive campaign in the history of Mult- : of the C. C. C. boys, which would I
nomah county, the parents of all mean discipline and morale for
students in Gresham school district thousands of young Americans and, i
are being circularized for permission if needed, would provide the nucleus
to give their children the tuberculin of a trained citizen-army.
test. Dr. S. G. Henrlcke of Portland
Seems to me there is every reason |
is directing the campaign, in cooper why congress should enact the leg- |
ation with the Multnomah county islation, not as a warlike gesture,
health associations and the Oregon but as a peace-time move for na- J
tional defense and national protec- I
Tuberculosis association.
Students reacting positively to the tion. But watch the professional
test, the doctor said, will then be X- pacifists fight it—professional paci- |
rayed and the findings turned over fists being well-meaning folks who
to their personal physicians. Special believe in Santa Claus, turning the
rates have been arranged with Port other cheek, and the beautiful, if
land specialists for taking of the X- slightly impractical theory, that a
rays and for those who cannot pay white rabbit will be perfectly safe
even these low rates the pictures will among a pack of greedy coyotes.
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be taken free. The tuberculin test,
Actors Trading Careers.
it was explained, consists merely of
injecting an inert chemical, made I ALF-WAY across the continent,
from the crushed dead bodies of the - actors who have succeeded in |
tuberculosis germ, beneath the skin. Hollywood and are headed east, hop
Those infected with tuberculosis re- : ing to break into the legitimate
act by showing an area of redness ; stage on Broadway, pass actors
around the injection, although this who, having succeeded on Broad
means only infection and not tuber- | way, are heading west, hoping to
break into the movies in Hollywood.
«ulosis.
It is a two-way traffic which grows
heavier all the time.
Engcne—A survey by the county
Thus we see how human hopes
agent shows 230 people now farming ; are uplifted and how curious a thing
in Lane county who have come to the is human nature, not to mention
county since March, 1935. About human ambition. Also it’s good for |
two thirds of these have bought | railroad travel.
farms.
But if the jaybirds suddenly de
Ontario—The Oregon Wool Grow cided to trade their nests for wood-
ers' association sought taxation re pecker holes and the woodpeckers
lief for the sheep industry by pro fell in heartily with the idea, we |
posing federal appropriation for local superior creatures could laugh at |
schools, grants for predatory animal feathered friends for being such
control, gasoline taxes for market idiots.
IRVIN S. COBB.
roads and state and federal aid la re-
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Lesson
By REV. HAROLD L. LUNDQUIST.
Dean of the Moody Bible Institute
of Chicago.
© Western Newspaper Union.
Lesson for January 31
FINANCIAL COST OF ALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGES
LESSON TEXT—Proverbs 21:17; 23:20.
21: Matthew 24:45-31: John 6:28. 27. 35.
GOLDEN TEXT—Wherefore do ye spend
money tor that which is not bread? and
your labor tor that which satisfieth not?
Isaiah 55:2.
PRIMARY TOPIC—Why ■ Servant Lost
His Job.
JUNIOR TOPIC—Why • Servant Lost His
Job.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC—
What Drink Really Costs In Dollars and
Cents.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC—
Alcoholic Beverages—a Financial Asset or
Liability?
Temperance Sunday brings a
greatly needed opportunity to con
sider the entire question of intoxi
cating liquors. When the prohibi
tion amendment was under fire the
proponents of repeal contended that
it would reduce taxes, cut down un
employment, eliminate bootleg liq
uor, return men and women to tem
perate and decent habits. It is
worthwhile noting that not a single
one of these expected benefits has
materialized.
Taxes on liquor have not reduced
general taxes. After all, what de
cent American would want his taxes
cut with “blood-money”?' Bootleg
ging thrives more flagrantly than
ever. Evasion of liquor taxes in
dicates that about half of America’s
liquor is “bootleg.” The specter of
unemployment still stalks the land.
And are our people temperate? One
could laugh if it were not so tragic!
The consumption of liquor is fast
becoming a national disgrace. And
the tragedy is that Christians have
for the most part supinely said
“What can I do?” and have done
nothing.
The repeal of prohibition was
brought about by the indifference
of American voters. The issue was
finally settled by the votes of less
than 23 per cent of the registered
voters. Where were the other 77
per cent ? Where are they now?
But our lesson goes deeper than
the matter of intoxicating liquor.
It deals with two contrasted modes
of living. What a man is deter
mines what he does. If he lives
for the flesh he will pander to its
tastes. If he lives in the Spirit he
will not only be right in his atti
tude toward liquor but toward every
phase of life, yes, even toward eat
ing.
Let us consider these two ways of
life—and weigh carefully our own
life: decision. In which way do I
walk? Remember that one may live
to the flesh even though he is not
a winebibber. It is a matter of
heart interest and relationship to
God.
I. Living in the Flesh.
The word flesh in Scripture does
not refer to our physical flesh and
blood, except as it is dominated by
self-will. But when self-will rules
the body, and God’s will is ruled
out, a man lives in the flesh.
Our lesson gives a terrifying pic
ture of such a life. It makes a man
a senseless lover of pleasure for
pleasure’s sake (Prov. 21:17). He
is a lover of wine, a glutton (Prov.
23:20, 21), careless (Matt. 24:48),
disorderly and unfaithful (v. 49),
and a professed follower of Christ
because of what it brings him
(John 6:26). His end even in this
world is disgrace and poverty, and
in the world to come, eternal judg
ment (Matt. 24:51).
II. Living in the Spirit.
“They that are Christ’s have cru
cified the flesh with the affections
and lusts’’ (Gal. 5:24). They are
therefore admonished to “walk in
the Spirit,” that is, to submit their
lives to the control and guidance
of the Spirit of God. In other words
seek God’s will, not self-will.
What kind of men and women are
those who live in “the spirit”? A
re-reading of our lesson texts re
veals them as, wise, faithful, dili
gent, temperate, not following the
Lord because of any gain to them
selves.
What is their reward? In this
life they are entrusted with more
work for their Master (Matt. 24:47).
The reward for Christian work well
done is more work. So if you are
lazy, don’t begin. But if the fires of
holy ambition to serve him burn
within your soul, go on, and he
will lead you further on until at last
in the world to come you will have
the all-sufficient reward of his “Well
done, good and faithful servant.”
Brave Men
All brave men love; for he only is
brave who has affections to fight for,
whether in the daily battle of life
or in physical contests.—Hawthorne.
Truth in Little Things
I have seldom known any one who
deserted truth in trifles, that could
be trusted in matters of importance.
—Paley.
Foreign Words
and Phrases
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Orders at Sea
•
At sea the engine room is the
hot spot of the ship, much hot
ter than the fire rooms in these
days of fuel-oil furnaces and
forced draft. Away from the
small “islands” of cool air com
ing down the ventilators, ther
mometers in the moist atmos
phere usually read around 100 de
grees. Every minute the big ship
is at sea an engineer stands close
by the throttle of each engine. No
one below knows when an order
is coming down from the bridge
or whether the next order will be
an emergency command. As a
result, every order is treated as
an emergency and executed with
split-second speed.—Popular Me
chanics.
Ad Kalendas Graecas. (L.) At
the Greek Kalends, never (the
Greeks having no Kalends).
Bel esprit. (F.) A brilliant mind.
Compos mentis. (L.) In posses
sions of one’s faculties.
De novo. (L.) Anew, afresh.
Esprit de corps. (F.) Loyalty to
one’s comrades; the spirit of sol
idarity.
Jeu d’esprit. (F.) A witticism.
Mauvaise quart d’heure. (F.) A
bad quarter of an hour; an awk
ward or uncomfortable experi
ence.
Lettre de marque. (F.) A letter
or warrant of reprisal.
JOYS
Mistake-O-Graph
Picture is hung upside down.
Mirror does not reflect proper image
Calendar reads 1939.
Gentleman's coat is a misfit.
He has a cigar in mouth and an-
other in his hand.
6. Tailor has shortened the sleeve con
trary to what he says he has done.
7. Overalls are advertised as business
suit.
8. Cane has wheels.
9. "Tailor maid’ is misspelled.
10. Sign advertises sale of trouser legs.
11. Nudists do not patronize tailor shops.
12. Iron is suspended in midair.
13. Cord is attached to bottom of iron.
14. Full-dress suit in sign is a bathrobe.
13. Gentlemen in foreground are contra
dicting themselves.
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Copr. 1937, King Features Syndicate. G. F. Corp. Licensee
Mistoke-O-Graph
FOR FOLKS
LIVING IN NUDIST COLONIES
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Pinnacle of Knowledge
The end of all learning is to know
God, and out of that knowledge to
love and imitate him.—Milton.
Aeta of Charity
One act of charity will teach us
more of the love of God than a thou
sand sermons.
Always immaculate and dressed in the height ef fashion, our budding young artist stopped In at the
corner tailor shop to sharpen up the crease In his pants. While there be drew this sketch of his surroundings.
There aro 15 mistakes in his drawing. Can you find them? The answers will be found above.