THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, January 21, 1937
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1. Into what stream did Achilles’
mother plunge him?
2. What was meant by an “India-
man”?
3. Of what joint is the patella a
part?
4. What is a biconvex lens?
What is a dormant partner?
Where is Dartmoor prison?
What country was sometimes
referred
the “Celestial
Empire”?
8. What was a satrap?
9. Which is the “Bayou State”?
10. In what Dickens novel does
“Fagin” appear?
11. Who wrote “Miss Pinker
ton”?
12. What is a ship’s log?
Answers
1. The Styx.
2. A large ship in the Indian
trade.
3. The knee.
4. One rounded on both sides.
5. One who supplies capital but
takes no part in managing busi
ness.
6. In Devonshire.
7. China.
8. A military governor.
9. Mississippi.
10. “Oliver Twist.”
11. Mary Roberts Rinehart.
12. Its daily record.
By C. M. PAYNE
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Diversity of Interests
No one who is deeply interested
In a large variety of subjects can
remain unhappy. The real pessi
mist is the person who has lost
interest.—W. Lyon Phelps.
(Copyright. 1936, by The Bell Syndicate. Inc.)
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Good Deeds
Good deeds ring clear through
leaven like a bell.—Charles Dick-
ens.
A Three Days’ Cough
Is Your Danger Signal
THET co Me
IN, MAPION?
Explained
Attorney for the Defense (to com
plainant)—You say my client kicked
you in the face?
Complainant—He did.
Attorney—How could he reach
your face with his feet? He is not
a tall man.
Complainant
knocked me
down first, sir.
Proves They're Balm}
Inmates of the local insane asy-
lum attended a phonograph con-
cert recently, during which all types
of recorded melody were given a
hearing. When
program was
concluded they were asked to vote
on what they liked best.
Unanimous choice was for Ameri
can jazz.—Variety.
Mixed
Grandmother gave little Marylin
a peach to eat.
The child ate it, and then bring
ing the seed, said:
"That was a nice apple you gave
me, grandma, but I couldn't eat the
walnut inside.”—Indianapolis New».
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
CONTRARY
OBSERVES MOER AND AUNÍ
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C OMN Wo NURSERY to SEE
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BECAUSE
AND SERIOUS
No matter how many medicines
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cold or bronchial irritation, you can
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Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with anything less than Creomul
sion. which goes right to the seat
of the trouble to aid nature to
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branes as the germ-laden phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even if other remedies have
failed, don’t be discouraged, your
druggist is authorized to guarantee
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money if you are not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle
Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.)
WNU
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