THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, December 10, 1936
These Cuddle Toys
Solve Gift Problems
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
By Osborne
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Pattern No. 5609
“Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo”—
It’s hard to decide which to make
—but why make just one, why not
all! Delightful cuddle toys, these,
and just the soft, warm playthings
for a baby’s arms. There’s noth
ing to the making of them, for
each is composed of but two
pieces, with the exception of the
bear, whose jacket is extra, and
the chick, whose flapping wings
are separate. Your gayest cotton
scraps can go into the making of
these winning gifts. In pattern
5609 you will find a transfer pat
tern for the four animals ; instruc
tions for making them; material
requirements.
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept., 259 West
Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
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Where Columbus Landed
For many years there has been
a controversy in Cuba as to the ex
act place on the island where
Christopher Columbus first
touched land. The date has long
been acknowledged to be October
28, 1492, and quite recently re
search engineers have proved to
the satisfaction of the Cuban au
thorities that the actual place of
landing was the present location
of the village of Gibara, in Oriente
province.
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MEDICAL JOURNAL
THIS: ABOUT COLDS! 1
From a
“The researches
(of these doctors)
led them to believe that colds result from an acid
condition of the body. To overcome this they
prescribe various alkalies.’That’s why, today...
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
— BUT MOICHAEL
ISN’T HOME To
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SuPPER
AND SEE IF OI
CAN FOIND OUT
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THE CORNER
CIGAR STORE-
ALKALINE FACTOR
And Time Marches
By Ted.QLoughlin.
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By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER-Coyote Pete Is Sore
BB ouuer
AH! A BEAUTIFUL UPPER-CuT-
BLMHERS-
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STUFFIN’ out * A FER
CALLIN’ ME AN' Ok’
MAN.
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So VULGAR—
BUT IF You DESIRE
I SHALL DEFEND
MYSELF .
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B ut P oorly
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IT IS EVIDENT “THAT Your
TRAINING IN
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OF SELF-DEFENSE
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MY NAME IS WITHERS—
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Watch Your
Kidneys/
Be Sure They Properly
Cleanse the Blood
VOUR kidneys are constantly filter-
T ing waste matter from the blood
stream. But kidneys sometimes lag in
their work—do not act as nature in
tended—fail to remove impurities that
poison the system when retained.
Then you may suffer nagging back
ache, dizziness, scanty or too frequent
urination, getting up at night, puffiness
under the eyes; feel nervous, misera
ble—all upset.
Don't delay? Use Doan's Pills.
Doan's are especially for poorly func-
tioning kidneys. They are recom
mended by grateful users the country
over. Get them from any druggist
D oans P ills
WNU—13
50—36
DOLLARS & HEALTH
The successful person is a healthy per-
ton. Don’t let yourself be handicapped
by lick headaches, a sluggish condition,
The Curse of Progress
Now VOUNG MAN-Dori
Give Me ANN OF OUF
BACK TALK YOU PUT
THESE ON AND NOT A
WORD OUT Or Nou!
Gob Humor
Did you give your wife that little
lecture on economy you talked
about?”
“Yes."
“Any results?”
“Yes—I've got to give up smoking
cigars.”—U. S. S. Reina Mercedes
Galleon.
One After Another
Owner—Here, what are you do
ing? Don’t you know you’re not
allowed to take fish out of this
water?
Angler (three hours without a
catch)—I’m not taking them out.
I’m feeding them I — Kansas City
Railwayman.
Passing Acquaintance
He sprinted valiantly, but failed
to catch the train As ne walked
back, mopping his streaming brow,
a bystander spoke up sympatheti-
cally: "Miss the train?"
The erstwhile sprinter shook his
head. “Not much," he replied,
wearily. “After all, I never got
very chummy with it.”
UNDERSTRUCTURE
GLUYAS WILLIAMS
stomach “nerves” and other dangerous
signs of over-acidity.
MILNESIA FOR HEALTH
MOER
Milnesia, the origins! milk of magnesia
UNDER
in wafer form, neutralizes stomach acids,
gives quick, pieaunt elimination. Each
wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls milk of mag-
liesi ia.Tasty, too. 20c,35c&60c everywhere.
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