THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, October 8, 1936
Nations of the World
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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There are 60 nations listed in
the world, including 58 members
of the League of Nations and 11
nations outside it.
League members include:
Afghanistan, Albania, Argentina,
Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bo
livia, Bulgaria, Canada, Chili, Co
lombia, Cuba, Czechoslovakia,
Denmark, Dominica, Ecuador,
Esthonia,
Ethiopia,
Finland,
France, Greece, Guatemala,
Haiti, Honduras, Hungary. India,
Iraq, Irish Free State, Italy,
Latvia, Liberia, Lithuania, Lux
emburg,
Mexico, Netherlands,
New Zealand, Nicaragua, Nor
way, Panama, Paraguay, Persia,
Peru,
Poland, Portugal, Ru
mania, Salvador, Siam, South
Africa, Spain, Soviet Russia,
Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey,
United Kingdom, Uruguay, Vene
zuela, Yugoslavia.
Nations out
side the league include B r a z il,
Costa Rica, Egypt, Germany, Ice
land, Japan, Nepal, Saudi Arabia,
Hedjaz, Tibet and the United
States.
Letters on Airplanes
The letter “C” preceding the
number on an airplane is used
for commercially licensed aircraft
not used solely for governmental
purposes or belonging to states or
their subdivisions, nor engaged
in racing or experimental work or
specially licensed for other pur
poses. The letter “N” must pre
cede the license symbol and num
ber on licensed aircraft engaged
in foreign air commerce and, at
the option of the owner, may
precede it on other licensed air
craft, provided that aircraft li
censed for experimental purposes
shall not display the letter “N.”—
Detroit News.
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Fellowship
Fellowship is heaven, and lack
of fellowship is hell; fellowship is
life, and lack of fellowship is
death; and the deeds that ye do
upon the earth, it is for fellow
ship's sake that ye do them—
William Morris.
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Literary Advantage
"Of course, crime doesn’t pay,”
said Bill the Burg, "unless you let
others do the hard work.”
“What do you mean by 'hard
work’?”
"Hoidin’ up banks or gas sta-
tions. You can make a crime story
profitable without botherin’ de po
lice. It’s de difference between be
in’ a clerk or a bookkeeper and
drawin’ dividends by runnin’ a cor
respondence school.”
Just Half Each
"I suppose the little wife will win
all the arguments in your house?”
“No; she’ll only win half of
them."
“Oh, you expect to win the other
half!”
"No; but my mother-in-law will.”
Never Will Be
The contributor wrote: “The en-
closed are original and have never
been published.
The editor (returning them) re-
pled: “I can quite believe it.”
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