Thursday, October 1, 1936
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Black Satin Frock
for Autumn Wear
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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CAME
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S’MATTER POP— Bring ’Em On, Towser Is Ready!
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By O. JACOBSSON
ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES A Costly Decision
Introducing Autumn’s smartest
frock. Snug at the waistline and
flared below, a youthful interpre
tation with snap and dash. It’s
grand for business, school, socials,
and a winning number at bunco
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The blouse has a clever femi
nine touch in its soft gathers that
peep cunningly from beneath the
yoke, which is topped by a nar
row standing collar that ties in a
dainty knot. To please your whim,
omit the necktie and substitute a
neckerchief, or ascot tie; then
again forget about the buttons,
open the yoke, press down the
sides forming a V and trim it with
a bright bouttonaire. You may
have your way about the sleeves,
too, for the pattern offers both,
long and short. A graduated gore
reduces the sweep at the hipline
and gives the much desired flare
to the hem.
Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1949-B
is available in sizes 12, 14, 16, 13
and 20. Corresponding bust mea
surements 30, 32, 34, 36 and 38.
Size 14 (32) requires four and
three-eighths yards of 39-inch ma
terial, four and one-fourth yards
with short sleeves. Price of Pat
tern, 15 cents.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., 149 New
Montgomery Ave., San Francisco,
Calif.
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•
Curse of Progress
— LOCAL NEWS ITEM—
CAPOUIN SMTT Wiose VOCCE
IS WELL KNOWN LDCALL,WAS
GNEN AN AUDITION. WU/LE
VISITING NEW VOOKOVEP
ONe Or LE EANaa RADI SulONs
AND SIGNED 102 -Wo EARS
OAROLN WILL DEMAIN IN
1e EAST KITH AN AUNT
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Real Enjoyment
“Yes, sir, it was just about the
ideal vacation. Nothing to do but
loll around all day in comfortable
chairs. No mosquitoes, no insects of
any kind. Pleasant, smiling people
on all sides. No big bills running up,
no relatives, no sunburn.
“Just peace and quiet all day
long. A thorough rest for the mind
and body — the kind of vacation
you've always dreamed about.
“Yes, sir, it was ileal. We cer-
tainly enjoyed that vacation the
boss took.”—Judge.
Decree Nisi
They had quarreled, and she
went to her mother and he to his
club.
Subsequently proceedings
came before the court for separa-
tion.
“I understand your husband is
willing to allow you the custody
of the home, the cars, the radio,
the poodle and the bank account,
while he will take the children, the
sewing machine, mangle and wash
ing machine.** said the judge.
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