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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
Mra. W. W. Illsley and daughter case of pneum onia e arly la th e week
V irg in ia, a n d son E dw in, left Sun
day iiio rn iu g fo r T h e D alles w here
th ey w ill visit several days before
re tu rn in g to th e ir home in F u lto n ,
C alif. Mrs. Illsley h as been v isitin g
a t th e home of Mr. and Mrs. JS. I
Illsley for th e past m onth.
F ra n k W ln d u st, who has been a t
te n d in g th e U n iv ersity of W ashing
ton d u rin g th e pa.,t -year, visited
w ith h is siste r. Mrs. D. M. Deeter,
¡T uesday and W ednesday of th is
week. Mrs. D eeter and Mr. W lndust
n o to red to D ayton, W n., T hursday
w here th ey w ill v isit th e ir parents.
S S I V I U J V A 1 ,
¿ i,
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON
an d fe a rs w ere expressed for h is re­
covery. L ast rep o rts w ere th a t he In te rn a tio n a l S unday School Lesson
for A ugust 23.
w aa-out of danger.
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J a c k W hite left for P o rtlan d w ith
SAUL CONVERTED
General Merchandise
a load of potatoes F riday.
A cts 9:1 to 9; 17 to 19; I T im othy
Phone 341
Mr. an d Mrs. F red M arkham and
Mrs. G eorge S to ry was a business
1 :1 2 to 14
A. L. R u th , m an ag e r of th e S w ift
Mrs. M yrtle M arkham left F riday
v isito r in P en d leto n Monday.
Rev. S am uel D. P rice, D.D.
C ream ery a t K ennew k-k, W n.. was
for a few daya In the m o u n tain s n e sr
The g re a te st m an in all hum an
Miss E lsie R eeder is now employed a business v isito r in H erm isto n Tues
h isto ry is presented in th is an d eub- I
1-a G rande.
day.
In th e o ttie e of Dr. T. K. Johnson.
Mr. and Mrs. R. V. Jones an d fam ­ se q u en t lessons d u rin g the rem ainder
Miss E m m a C h ristm an of P o rtlan d
H en ry H itt m ade a business trip
ily m otored to H uckleberry m ou n tain of th e y ear. W e m et him firs t when
was a house gu est of Mr. and Mrs.
to P o rtla n d th e firs t of th e week.
n o rth of La G rande S a tu rd ay and e x ­ he voted fo r th e sto n in g of S tephen
I Chas. T ay lo r over th e week end.
Mrs. H. M. ^¡traw of P o rtlan d was
pect to re tu rn w ith a good supply of an d th en was c a re ta k e r of the g a r­
J
.
W.
M
cM
ullen
of
P
en
d
leto
n
made
a business v isito r h ere th e firs t of
huckleberries.
m ents of those who had p a rt in the
a business call in H erm iston W ed
th e week.
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Mr. an d Mrs S m ith of P o rtlan d k illin g .
' nesday.
Mr. and
H erb ert M echaiis
pent S atu rd ay n ig h t a t th e hom e of
Mrs. W m. P an d ers of E agle Creek
M any o th e rs In Jeru salem and vic­
re tu rn e d W ed» e s « F from a tw o cam e S atu rd ay an d w ill spend th e ?IFTY MEMBERS PRESENT AT
R. V. Jones. Mrs S m ith is a niece in ity w ere prosecuted because they
w eek's vacation) trip,- m ost of w hich sum m er w ith h e r m other, Mrs. Ida
>f Mra. Jones.
asserted belief in Jesu s C hrist as the
?ARM AUXIIIARY MEETING
was sp en t in ’W alla W all*,
Mr. and Mrs.. E.E. Isom. Don Isom, M essiah. S aul w as a leader in th is
Sim mons.
Geo. H arkeiiM ilsr Ip w o rk in g on a
Mrs. I.ee S p ark s re tu rn e d from
At th e re g u la r m eetin g of the Russell McCoy, Florence B race an d cru elty . L e a rn in g th a t th e re w as a
U nion Oil tru c k in avhefla th is week P endleton w ith h er in fa n t d a u g h te r 'a rm B u reau A u x iliary last F riday ilorothy Dill motored to M eacham , gro w in g colony of C h ristia n s in Da­
I r e ., S atu rd ay evening for a cam p- m ascus, le tte rs w ere o btained from
ta k in g th e place of th e d riv e r th ere j Sunday. The baby is now being cared th ere w ere betw een 40 and 50 mem
who is on his v acation. Gwynn for in th e H erm isto n M edical hos bers p resen t besides th e J u n io rs who ng tr ip re tu rn in g S unday evening. th e S an n ed rin to th e leaders in th e
Mr. and Mrs. A. C. H oughton and D am ascus synagogue g iv in g a u th o ri­
H ughes is d riv in g th e 'lo cal tru ck j p ita l u n til It is stro n g er.
met u n d er th e sup erv isio n of Mrs
,’am iiy and Mr. and Mrs. F ra n k B race ty to search out both men and women
d u rin g his absence.
C hester Jo h n so n , son of Dr. and B arrag er.
D u rin g th e business m eeting Mrs and fam ily left S a tu rd a y fo r th e in th a t city who w ere open in th e ir
L ittle Z ella b le n c h fell and broke ! Mrs. T. K. Jo h n so n , sp en t th e week
h er arm lust abpve th e w rist last F ri­ ( end on a fish in g tr ip on th e M inam F ran k G utw its ten d ered h er resigni m o u n tain s n ear La G rande for a acknow ledgem ent of th e new W ay of
F a ith an d P ractise.
tlon as se c re ta ry -tre a s u re r of the week end cam ping trip .
day w hile ro ller s k a tin g .o n th e sid e­ i riv er in W allow a county.
T here is p len ty of tim e to th in k
Mr. and Mrs. Leo Root of Board-
w alk n e a r th e J. M. Biggs home. She I Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Biggs w ent to society. M em bers were very so rry to
ecept Mrs. G u lw its’ resig n itio n be- nan w ere callin^~on th e Isoms Sun- w hen m ak in g a jo u rn e y of 140 m iles
j P o rtlan d e arly
M onday m orn in g
is g e ttin g alori^'hlZ ely.
in th e m a n n e r of trav el of th e first
lay evening.
ause of h e r long an d effic ie n t ser
Dr. an d Mrs. Geo. S m ith and tw o , w here th ey a tte n d e d to business in
.'ice since th e o rg a n izatio n was for-
c en tu ry . M ed itatio n s en ro u te p re ­
sons, D onald and Dean, of Pilot | rerests and re tu rn e d Tuesday,
pared th e m ind for th e w onderful
Carnival Is Success.
Rock sp e n t from S atu rd ay u n til i W ill Dowd, of T he D alles, co unty n e r an d h er frie n d ly s p irit alw ays
Mrs. Chas
A ca rn iv a l was p u t on by mem- rev elatio n th a t cam e from th e T hrone
M onday w ith Mr. and Mrs. C. M. assessor for W asco co u n ty , w as a teld to w ard m em bers.
of God to S aul as he approached the
Best.
visito r in tow n for a sh o rt w hile te lle r was elected to a c t in her place je r s of th e E p y o rth L eague last
in til th e end of th e year. A fin an
Tuesday n ig h t In th e M ethodist c ity of his d e stin a tio n . T hough it
A m ong th e S unday d in n e r guests W ednesday. Mr. Dowd w as en ro u te
lai sta te m e n t w as made by Mrs
h u rc h w hich was q u ite successful, w as high noon th e glory of God o u t­
of Mr. and M ra A lfred S w arn er to T he D alles a fte r a tte n d in g the
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f
a
s
te
r
H
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tch
iso
n
for
th
e
lau
n
d
ry
in te re stin g booths w ere fe atu red shone th e sun and S aul fell pros­
S unday w ere H arvey DeMoss, S r., and s ta te co nvention for S panish A m eri
ind can n ery .
« • s « « •
Jesu s C hrist
which bro u g h t in proceeds am o u n t tr a te to th e e a rth .
son Donald, A lfred Q u irtn g , Mary can W ar V eterans held in L aG rande.
The social h o u r w as a very in te r­ ng to $12 w hich w ill be added to spoke d ire c tly to th is prosecutor and
B row nson, and H aro ld M arble.
Mr. and Mrs. Cecil M adden w en'
fo rth w ith th e m an w ho had been a
s tin g one an d w as u n d e r th e dircc
he treasu ry .
Mrs. Rose KI-ng Aed son and daugh to P o rtlan d S unday, w eek, an d 01
A gents w ere only tn ak in g m ore of a
te rro r to so m any is q u iet as a little
ion of Mrs. H am m er, assisted by
te r. Ja c k an d V irg in ia, of Toledo, th e ir re tu rn stopped a t Hood Rive
tre n d tow ard overproduction. The
■frs. C laud U pham , Mrs. H enry Som
child and asks fo r in s tru c tio n in the
Ohio, arriv ed ia H erm iston last F ri­ for a sh o rt stay In th e m o u n tain s
4-H club w ork, he said, also tends
n e rc r an d Mrs. A lpha C h ristly. Ma
>
♦ g reatest Bubject of life.
day and w ill m a k e 'th e lr p erm an en t Mr. M adden took a load of hogs down
to build up overproduction. lie con­
ly In terestin g , a n tiq u e s and h eir
T
his
d
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c
to
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of
m
en
finds
h
im
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MINNEHAHA NEWS NOTES *
residence here. Mrs.-IO n y is-a g ra d u ­ to m ark et and received top price for
cluded by s ta tin g th a t w henever the
self helpless, for he has been blinded
ooms wore show n and th e history
a te nurse and
em ployed in them . T hey re tu rn e d to H erm iston
lo rd ly county ag e n ts p u t on a pro­
-f each given. Among these was » O O O O O O O O O O O O O O end m ust fruitt 40 a frie n d ly h an d for
the H erm iston bwipjtal.
.
last F rid ay .
(C ontinued from page One)
gram
for th e m eek an d accep tin g
lay p o ttery th a t had been m ade in
C larence Buhman, re tu rn e d W ed- tuidance in to th e city. T h ree days
Jim C layton. S»w^W<*d i n th e H er­
Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Cam pion of
(blical tim es and had been k ept in lesday from Glasgow, M ontana, are given to look a t th e lig h t of life He also sta te d th a t th e p ro d u cerrs’ farm ers they used oleo in stead of
m iston D rug loiupjrn^ »tope, left Sun G oldendale, W n., visited a short
he C h ristly fam ily for over 100 vhero he has been looking a fte r his w hile th e eyes a re useless.
Then m ark e tin g pro d u ct was p rotected by b u tte r in th e san d w itch es served for
day m o rn in g fpF^O T tkrprlse w here w hile S unday m o rn in g w ith th e ir ole
ears. Mrs. C h ristly also read a let- >ees. Due to the dryness of th e sea­ A nanias com es as a m essenger of tuberculosis an d ab o rtio n te s tin g of lunch.
he will sp en t ptJptoM&Ais tw o w eek's friends, Mr. and Mis. 11. I,. Propst
Jess R ich ard s to re dow n th e a r t i­
er w hich w as w ritte n by L. B. Ew
S ig h t Is re- d a iry herds, by p o tato inspection,
son, he has moved some of them to lope and prophecy.
vacation.
T hey w ere en ro u to home a fte r spend
ta n k s, h er g re a t, g re a t g ra n d fa th e r
itorcd by a n o th e r m iracle and a coni- cu llin g , and num erous o th e r w ays in cle w ritte n by Mr. B u rk e tte by s t a t­
he
M
ilk
riv
er
valley
w
hich
is
ari
Mr. and Mrs. J»., M. D eeter re ­ ing ap p ro x im ately th re e m onths in
it T a n n e r Creek Indians, May 22
uission is given w hich m akes th is w hich a b e tte r price w as o btained by ing th a t he had alread y o b tained his
rrig a te d d istric t.
tu rn ed S a tu rd ay .abqqt th re e o'clock Chicago and s ta te th a t they are glad
¡822, iti w hich he told of condì
M. T. M atott spent F rid ay in La 'a u l th e ap o stle to th e G entiles. It p re se n tin g a h ig h g rad e of m a rk e t­ ed ucation th ro u g h th e aid of the
from a tw o w eek’s vacatio n trip . tc be going hom e ag ain w here they
federal g overnm ent and w ould now
ions a t th a t tim e.
«as all new and stra n g e b u t th is able produce.
Iran
d e v isitin g his m other.
W hile aw ay th e y -v isite d a t B ellin g ­ will find relief from th e te rrific heal
In his re b u tta l he b ro u g h t out the have o th ers disreg ard th e benefits
on v erted se rv a n t of th e Lord says
Mrs.
Claud
U
pham
displayed
a
E
loise
V
enable
of
A
dams
is
spend
ham and o th e r W ash in g to n cities, of Chicago.
n the G olden T ex t, " I w as not dis- point th a t it w as as necessary for derived from th a t source. H e said
p lit b ottom c h a ir th a t had been In ng th e sum m er a t th e Guy Cronk
then tu rn ed so u th alo n g th e beaches
bedient u n to th e heavenly vision,” farm ers to be educated as an y o th e r th a t all ex istin g a g ric u ltu re required
Ted W est left T uesday n ig h t on a he Uptown fam ily over 100 years tom e.
to E ugene, and re tu rn e d hom e via
business m an. Also th a t if federal all sc ien tific a id possible, w ith the
Vets 26:19.
w eek's vacatio n w hich he will spend ind is valued hig h ly by th e fam ily.
Ted
Cole
of
W
allu
la
sp
en
t
Wed
th e M cKenzie pass.
aid
w ere dlsbandoned th e re w ould be county a g e n t a c tin g as a point of
In B ellin g h ar-, W n., v isitin g h is p a r­
Sew ing w ill he th e fe a tu re of the lesday ev ening a t the C harles Mi
Mrs, Huzel E stes of C ushing, Ok­
no irrig a te d p ro jects as th e farm er co n tac t betw een th e g overnm ent and
ents. He w ill m otor to The Dalles n eetin g A u g u st 7th, w hich w ill be venzie home. Mrs. Cole and daugh-
lahom a, and sm all son, H arry , a r
could never raise th e m oney to build th e farmfer. A gain, he said, if th e
w here he w ill he Joined by his sis­ leaded by Mrs. Tom W ilson, assisted
ers G oldie and
Dorcas, retu rn ed
NEXT WEDNESDAY (July 29) dam s for reservoirs. In speak in g of
rived la st T h u rsd ay an d w ill v isit
federal research w ork w as done aw ay
ter. Upon his re tu rn to H erm isto n he ly Mrs. New M adden, Mrs. IL G. tome w ith him a fte r v isitin g several
u n til a fte r R ound-U p tim e at th e W.
th e cost of exten sio n w ork to the w ith it w ould be m onopolized by in ­
will resum e his d u ties a t th e U m a­ McCulley, and Mrs. O tis Buell.
Special
Laugh
Show
Sponsored
by
lays
a
t
th
e
McKenzie
home.
If. Bowm an home. Miss Gdldie Bow
farm er he show ed th a t th e averag e d iv id u als and th e fa rm e r w ould pay
tilla C ooperative C ream ery.
Mr. W tck lan d er of B oardm an was
man of Y akim a,
w ith her
American Legion Auxiliary
farm only paid $2.00 a y ear tow ard d early for th e in fo rm atio n so badly
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rd
a
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a
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’clock
th
e
E
p­
and w ill v isit for a few tHys.
such upkeep.
The
in s tru c to rs in need ed -in th e prod u cin g of b etter
<.
vljich V{as destroyed by fire the
Mr. and Mrs. lLOiri,'ltl9nedlct and w orth L eague w ill hold a cooked •>
“ THE GANG BUSTER” 4-H club sum m er schools give th e ir crops.
Irst
of
th
e
m
onth.
The
ap
a
iry
was
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NEWS
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food
sale
n
t
th
e
H
erm
isto
n
M
eat
baby of S evilla, W b., an d ’ M iss Ann
tim e, w ith no cost to th e sta te .
A t th e OASIS T H E A TR E
♦
< n th e W estland d istric t.
S. H. B a rn a rd n e ith e r defended
Maud Schclesser, of P o rtla n d , were M arket. Proceedes w ill go in to the
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In u p h o ld in g th e a rticle, R. G. nor to re dow n th e a rtic le b u t made
Mr. an d Mrs L. V. R oot and V er-
tre a te d In th e H et-m iston Medical in s titu te fund. C et yo u r goodies
su ran ce salesm an from A rkansas
P enney brough o u t th a t th e w rite r th e sta te m e n t th a t in d iv id u alism was
Mr. an d Mrs. Irv in C hapm an and lon of B oardm an w ere d in n e r guests
h ospital last S u n d ay m o rn in g a fte r here for y o u r S u n d ay d in n er. — A dv
w ho breezes in to th e big tow n
Mr. an d Mrs. George K en dler of it th e A. M. F ra n k lin hom e Sunday.
was qu alified th ro u g h his successful stressed by Mr. B u rk e tte .
Bill
G
lass
of
P
en
d
leto
n
was
a
th ey had been c u t and bruised In an
and gets involved head ?>ver spats
op eratio n of a 140-acre farm in WIs
U m atilla visited w ith Mrs. W. C.
Mrs.
N
ora
B
erw
ick
and
sons,
Ar-
'louse
g
u
est
a
t
th
e
G.
M.
Beat
home
A sh o rt program w as given d u rin g
au to accid en t n e a r Irrig o n . Miss
in a lot of g an g m onkey business.
consin, and th e college education the course of th e evening. E dna Ott
Isom T uesday evening.
lust F rid ay .
h u r an d Jim m y, and h e r fa th e r. Mr.
S chelesser rem ained In th e hospital
both he and h is w ife had obtained. played a violin solo; L ois B arn ard
’eterson, all of U m atilla accom pa-
The re g u la r m eetin g of th e G range
Miss R u th W h itn ey , head n u rse a t
all dny and n ig h t reco v erin g from
A Furiously Fast Mixture of
Mr. P enney said th a t by te llin g th e and E d n a O tt played a violin d u o t;
iled
by
Mr.
P
e
te
rso
n
's
b
ro
th
e
r,
Em
il
was
held
W
ednesday
evening.
A
good
the
H
erm
isto
n
M
edical
h
o
sp
ital,
left
shock hut tlie rem ain d er rtf th e p a rty
farm ers how to produce tw o blades and a sh o rt comic play w as presented
’eterson
of
T
onepah,
N
evada,
visited
—
Comedy
and
Melodrama
—
itte
n
d
a
n
c
e
was
had.
R
efreshm
ents
w ere only slig h tly c u t an d bruised last T uesday fo r a tw o w eek’s v aca­
of g rass Instead of one, th e C ounty by 4-H club m em bers.
and Good Short Subjects
-■ /ii» ttu r
tion trip , p a rt of w hich w ill be sp en t were served a fte r th e m e etin g by it th e M. T. M atott hom e S a tu rd ay .
J. M. Thom w as a business vislor
In B attle G round, W n., w ith h er the hosts. Mrs. fa m S m ith an d Mrs.
it W alla W alla F rid ay .
p aren ts. Miss A licia O lette w ho has H arry S m ith.
M r. and Mrs. F ra n k B eucaln of
Mrs. F red M arkham e n te rta in e d
been sta y in g w ith Miss W h itn ey
w ent w ith h er b u t w ill v isit frien d s the H . E. C. L adies a t h er home vloore. M ontana, visited a t th e E.
. Jackson
hom e F rid ay . T hey w ere
In P o rtlan d for a sh o rt w hile before T hursday aftern o o n .
- n r o u te to S eattle.
THE BEST IN TALKING
g o in g on to B a ttle G round. Mrs. U na
Jess O liver m otored to G oldendale,
I. N ew ton R ogers of Spokane and
PICTURES
D lnw lddio has ch arg e of th e hos­ W n., T h u rsd ay .
The g re a t C reato r's purpose soon to b rin g com plete
f. H. T abor of th e C olum bia d ist
Herm iston, Oregon
p ital d u rin g Miss W h itn e y 's a b ­
F ra n k M arkham w ho h as been ill •let, w ere v isito rs a t th e W. O
re lie f to th e peoplec of e a rth ; in his lectu re on
sence.
w ith th e flue, developed a serious Todds home T uesday.
T H E H O PE OF T H E WORLD!
Local Happenings
BURNHAM
Soap Chips
A lb s. X5c
CORN
6 cans 54c
5 Big bars A rm y Soap 19c
CHEESE
R ib s. 35c
LA R D
8 lbs. S l.0 9
4 cans A rm o u r9s M ilk 29c
PU R EX
BACON
Q t. b o ttle 19c 10 lbs. $2.30
A pkge. M
°ld, Cake F lo u r 67«
Matches
Potato Chips
2 carto n 25c 3 pkge. 25c
“Where your dollars have more cents.
Heated Discussion
On Federal Aid
H EA R —
©aaiaStypairr
PROGRAM
FRIDAY . SATURDAY
EL BR ÉN M L
FIFI DOftSAV
^MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELP YOURSELF TO HEALTH
Meadowbrook Ice
is economical
Ì mh UMQN w OBÌ
The u p ro ario u s «»»venture of a toy
salesm an who ts ¡m bdaken for a
notorious g a n g ste r when he tak es
a n ig h t off In w n ig h t club. The
s itu a tio n s lie gets him self Into
th ro u g h Ignorance and Aktraor-
d ln ary ta le n t for doing tlth Wrong
th in g a t th e rig h t time? m akes
th is one of he fu n n iest comedies
of th e year.
MATINEE 2:30 SATURDAY
Matinee Price 35c and 15c
Also Talkartoon Comedy and
a Pictorial.
DAILY DELIVERY — BEST OF SERVICE
Phone 901 or 741
0R0N 0. FELTH0USE, Owner
T his is an
fied th e F ren ch police, h u t could
he escape th e »liken cln tch as
b rillia n t.
WARNMOtANO
Also Comedy and News
W. G. Rodda an d V irg in ia Kodda
m otored to P en d leto n W ednesday,
/i r g in ia re tu rn e d hom e W ednesday
?vening b u t Mr. R odda w ill spend
teveral days th ere.
T he We Can C an n in g C lub of H er-
n lsto n , led by Mrs. W. A. H ineline.
net w ith G race an d M ary Rodda
W ednesday.
T he
a ftern o o n
was
ipent in sw im m ing and picniclng.
Miss A udry W incken, assista n t
d a te club lead e r an d J . A. Y eager,
o u n ty school su p e rin te n d e n t, w ill
ncet w ith th e cooking an d c a n n in g
-luh girls of th e H erm istin and
M in n eh ah a d is tric ts F rid a y m orn-
ng, Ju ly 24.
C. M. Jack so n a tte n d e d F ield Day
i t P rosser W ednesday.
C. Seitz had th e m isfo rtu n t to be
attack ed by an in fu ria te d
b u ll a t
w hich tim e he w as badly bruised.
Independent E
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H o m e jO w n e d J S to r e
WHICH MEANS THAT:
— W E MAKE OUR OWN SE R V IC E POLICIES.
— W E PERSONALLY SELEC T T H E GOODS THAT
W E O FFER YOU H E R E
SPECIAL NOTICE
To Our Patrons
That sa and after August 1st we will do no delivering.
Onr shop will he operated on a strictly cash and carry
- W E MUST PLEA SE YOU, BECAUSE W E D EPEND
E N T IR E LY ON TH IS NEIGHBORHOOD FOR OUR
BUSINESS.
We will aim to give yon the best of —
system at wo art
SERVICE —
mow
delivering at a loss to us. —
QUALITY — AND — PRICE
W» Eanwatly ^olieit Year Patronage — I THANK YOU
KING SLEY’S
Phone 171
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• H a m ilto n » Oregon
MEMBER OF AFHLIATED BUYFRS
fo r th e in d ig n a tio n of Jehovah is upon all N ations
for it is th e day of his v in d icatio n . Isa. 34. __ The m ost
a stu te statesm en of th e w orld see th a t some g re a t calam ity
Is ab o u t to befall civ ilizatio n , b u t th ey have no rem edy th e re fo r
W orld-w ide
Thege th jn g s now
B usiness D epression
cover th e w hole e a rth
U nem ploym ent
and sta n d as a
R evolutions
m iserable m onum ent
O ppression
to m a n -s u tte r fa„ u re
D 8 tre”
to help him self.
Hunger
TUM-A-LUM TICKLER
Pnbluhed in the interests of the people of Hermiston and vicinity by
Tnm-A-Lngjd.nmhei Co.
Voi. 31
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‘TH E HÒME OF QUALITY MEATS”
Hermiston M eat M arket
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Phone 331.
Hermisty* Q$„ Thursday, July 23, 1931
Editorial
- NOBODY DICTATES HOW W E MUST RUN THIS
STORE SO OUR ONLY •REGULATIONS” ARE
T H A T W E PL EA SE YOU.
Charley Chan says:
“ All m ischief comes from o pen­
ing th e monoth?*
‘Big head is only good place
for very larg e h ead ach e."
"He who runs w ith a lig h t
conscience makes the most speed."
♦
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SUNDAY AND MONDAY
H e baffled Scotlknd Y ard, m y sti­
Judge Rutherford
j
P ost and G atty h av ­
e n ’t a n y th in g on P aul
B unyan, th e fira t lo g /
ger. A irp lan es w ere
too slow fo r P a u l In a
tr ip from E urope so
he em barked In his
B ark Oaaoe. He sure
ram bled and th e sea
Was eovered w ith dead
fish th a t broke th e ir
back» tr y in g to w atch
him com ing an d go­
ing. Aa he shoved off
from F rance, P a u l
se n t a w ireless but hey
•ed tb s Statue of
Liberty three lengths
ahead of tb s message.
m ak in g a fin e cu p ­
board fo r1 Mrs. S parks
of Irrig o n .
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Boss: "Say, w here
Si* you tw o lazy p o r­
te r s going? W hy d o n ’t
you g e t to w o rk ? ”
d l e l s o n : “ W e're
w orking Boss — w e’re
c a rry ln ’ dis here desk
upstAfrs.”
Boss: “ I don’t ‘see
a n p d ssk !”
Jse b so n : “W ell for
de Ian’s sake, Zeke, If
we a ia ’t gone and for
got de d esk .”
R eeder has
been k also m ln in g th e
Editor.
ow ned by Dr.
P rim e th a t E. W. W est
And now you tell one. m oved'o u t of.
R. A. Brownso«,
A. W. TURNBLAD
G. R. R obinson Is
H ere
a re
a
f e •
No. 28
th in g s th a t you may
be fo rg e ttin g about
your hom e:
PAINTING
NEW CUPBOARDS
REPAIRING
INSULATION
WINTERS WOOD
AND COAL
NEW BUILDINGS
Our a rc h ite c ts are
ex p erts in th e ir line
and a re ready and
anx io u s to h elp you.
0—
Chas. T ay lo r's house
is finished. T hey w ill
be m oving in soon.
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A b e tte r
chicken
house w ill add from 2o
to 40 eggs per y ear to
each chicken In your
flock. T h is is w orth
w hile an d p rices of
eggs a re bound to go
up.