P iig e $ •* Albie Booth Thrives on Baseball > A R D work seems to agree w ith Albie Booth o f Yale. T he mighty little w a rrio r o f the gridiron has served bis days In football and baaketball, but his activ ity w ill not end until the scholas­ tic year Is finished. H e started baseball, bis third sport, and by so doing let him self in for a continuous athletic program which started back on September 13 and w ill run until June 21. T h a t means more than eight months o f continuous competition. In spite of the long stretch over which he has been competing he Is stronger, healthier and heavier. Albie has learned a lot o f things In his first year as a varsity athlete and as a sophomore, and not the least Im portant one of these Is how to eat. Albie Is working his way through college p artia lly by w aiting on tables a t the "Y " dub. T here Is plenty o f hash fo r the one who slings the hash, and a net gain of between fifteen and twenty pounds since the football days Is the re s u lt An Albie Booth w ith a tonnage of merely 137 or 144 pounds, as his weight was listed In football, was bad enough to the opposition last f a ll; what w ill opponents do when he carries 100 pounds or so? T he good little man may become a good big man In no time. Such weight would put Booth out o f the midget class. T he more Im portant ques­ tion fo r Yale Is w hether Booth a t 160 pounds w ill be the whirling, dodging, elusive star he was when he was In the 130s. H is extra weight did not slow him up the least b it In basketball. Yale ap­ pears to have no ground fo r wor­ rying about Its heavier Albie Booth. One peculiar p art of the base­ ball situation this year Is that It Is the first tim e a t Yale th a t Booth has not bad to go out and battle through the first p art o f the sea­ son before having his superiority recognized. M ai Stevens s'as often quoted as saying th a t Booth was not Yale’s best back and every one knows how Booth was “Just a back” during the first couple of Albie Booth. . games— until he showed he could handle the pigskin In a manner th a t delighted the spectators. In basketball the same thing happened. Booth had trouble In mak­ ing a place on the team. T he many available veterans attracted the eye of Elm er Ripley, the coach, and Booth was a substitute— but only fo r a while. When he finally came Into his own, Ripley paid him the high compliment o f calling him the greatest competitor he ever saw play basketball. In baseball it Is d iffe re n t Joe Wood has seen Booth play ball. H e watched him carefully during his freshman year and Freshman Coach Clyde Engle told him w hat he didn't find out fo r himself. Booth's base­ ball reputation means something to Wood, and Booth therefore finds himself already assigned to a regular birth at shortstop. Sport Mates Phillies Look Good People who watch a marathon are Just as foolish as those who partici­ pate In one. • • • In the last 23 years, 400 cities have been represented In the various minor leagues In baseball. • • • In the last five years the Brooklyn club has spent $400,000 for players, according to an official. • • • A t the age o f fifty-five Stanislaos Zbyssko Is seriously considering re­ tiring from the wrestling game. • • • T he Beaumont club o f the Texas league held a rookie school this spring w ith a total o f 146 boys enrolled. e e • Babe R uth accepted only three of a shipment of six new bats that reached the Yankee trainin g camp. e • e F a t Spears has hefty football mate­ rials at Oregon. I t Is said he can put a 200-pound team on the field next fa ll. e e • T h e best tim e to pick the w inner In a state basketball tournament Is 80 minutes a fte r the final game has been played. e a e T h e Yankees probably w ill carry five southpaw pitchers this year. In addi­ tion to Pennock, Helmach, Zachary and Wells Is Vernon Gomes, the re­ cruit. e • e Tennis by artificial light Is becom­ ing popular In Australia, where It Is estimated there are more than 2,000 night courts where play la enjoyed under electric lig h t e • e W a lte r F. Carter, new director of the Brooklyn club, struck out but once during his entire career at Yale, where be Is considered the greatest baseball player who ever attended Ell. Rely on Frankhouse c, B e tte r h itting and better pitching w ill put the Phils In the first division o f the National league race this year, In the opinion of Manager B u rt Shot- ton. H e picks Alexander to win a game a week and sees better hurling from the younger pitchers who didn't have the experience last year. Hurst, he believes, w ill h it up with O’Doul and Klein, and Stgman, a 1929 recruit, may be one o f the leaders. T he Phils* Infield Is settled w ith Hurst a t first, Thompson at second, Thevenow a t short, and W hitney at third. Freight Conductor Made Coach at Naval Academy Granted a six-months' leave o f ab­ sence, Freight Conductor E. F. “K id" Mohler of the Los Angeles division o f the Southern Pacific railroad, has gone east again to coach the Unite«] States N aval academy baseball team fo r the second year. Before becoming a railroad man, Mohler was a star In the Pacific Coast league, perform­ ing w ith the Onkland champions of 1902 and la te r as playing manager of the San Francisco Seals. Old fans remember him as the pivot man of Oakland's famed double-play combina­ tion o f Franks-to-Mohler-to-Strelb. Mohler's seniority w ith the South­ ern Pacific dates from 1920, but prior to that he worked for the railroad Interm ittently from the tim e of his re­ tirem ent from baseball In 1912. His friends any he railroads like he used to play baseball— w ith everytldng he Red Sox Get Promising Recruit in Odd Manner Frankhouse. whose effective pitching was a big help to the 8 t U s ila Cardinals last year. Is being re­ lied on to m aterially help the WRITES NAME ON ROLL OF HONOR Tom Oliver, who has a good chance to hold down the regular center field berth with the Red Sox. came to the club In a roundabout way. I-ast year he was a sensation w ith L ittle llock o f the Southern league and big league scouts came bidding for him. Includ­ ing President Bob Quinn's representa­ tive. L ittle Rock raised the price and all the scouts moved out, leaving him elig­ ible for the d raft, and Connie Mack took him. In January Mack decided he didn't need another outfielder and asked waivers on him so he could be sent back to L ittle Rock. At this point Qulnr, stepped tn again and got him a t the waiver price, de­ cidedly ommuxv ikj Buildxn? Orval Martin Wins Much Glory for Purdue. _ Not alone through its championship football and basketball teams has Purdue won glory In the Big Ten d ur­ ing the record breaking season, 1929 *30. The Boilermakers boast another champion In Orval M artin , long dis tance runner extraordinary, whose latest feat was the winning o f mile and h alf mile events In the same night a t the conference Indoor meet at the University o f Minnesota. The records show that In five meets In which he has competed since be be­ gan his career as an Intercollegiate athlete a t Purdue, M artin has won seven Big Ten championships. This was made possible by doubling up in the mile and h a lf m ile runs as he did a t Minneapolis. A t the 1929 outdoor meet at Northwestern last June he won both these events. H e also won the Individual Big T en cross country championship In the annual meet at Ohio State last fall. The Ideal height o f a heavyweight fighter la six feet o r an Inch o r so taller. There have been shorter ones and ta lle r ones but they w ere exceptions. There Is also an Ideal height to r pitchers. Nearly all o f the great stars you may mention were six footers. In fact six feet Is more Im portant to a baseball pitcher than a heavy­ weight fighter. A pitcher who can throw them downgrade w ill have more speed than one who must make them go straight ahead. For that reason scouts are always looking at the big boys and passing up those who are under five feet eleven. Cornell and Princeton have met the football field 20 times since the riv a lry began In 1891, w ith the form er being victorious on only four occa­ sions. Four pitchers managed to w in 20 or more games In the m ajor leagues last season. They w ere Pat Malone of the Cubs, Bob Grove and George Earnshaw o f the Athletics and Wes­ ley F arre ll o f the Indians. Most of the players who will captain m ajor football teams this year are centers. The best three centers of the East In 1929— Tlcknor of H a r­ vard, Slano of Fordham and Andres o f Dartm outh, are among the football captains o f 1930. Tlcknor of H arvard was almost a unanimous choice fo r All-American center last year but give Andres the same opportunities and he probably would excel Tlcknor. T he Harvard system calls for a roving center, and a roving center has a vast advantage over the stationary type of pivot man such as Andres. Southpaw Jack Doyle of Albany demanded promotion so he was sold to Jersey City. s e e this Thursday, April 10, 1930 THE HERMISTON HERALD “Gabby” Street, new manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, suggests an additional column fo r the baseball box scores as food fo r thought In the hot stove league. “The box scores om it a very Im­ portant column," says S tre e t “and that Is the E J column— errors of Judgment. “Manual errors we expect— every­ body make« them. B ut the real er­ rors are those of judgment, like throw ­ ing to the wrong base, stealing when the next bag Is occupied, being picked off a base through carelessness, trying to steal home w ith the bases filled, nobody out and your best h itter at bat. “This type o f errors ought to be charged up like manual errors." Lester Patrick, the Connie Mack of the Ice hockey game, believes the base­ ball magnates are too set In their ways. H e suggests a few new a r ­ rangements in the national game to make It more profitable. The best thought he brings out Is that of lim iting a star like Babe Ruth to American league territo ry when the fans of Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and Brooklyn would like to she him more often. O r Hornsby o f the National. How many times has he been seen In Wash­ ington and Detroit? Baseball la a staid game. Tn some ways we like It for th a t reason. H o m e O w n e r s h ip M a k e s fo r S u p e r io r C itiz e n sh ip TOO E X P E N S IV E A P A STIM E "W hy are you so opposed to youi daughter working?” asked the bach elor friend. “I can't afford to let her work." re­ plied the fam ily man. “W h at the heck do you mean, can't afford It?" demanded the B. F. “ Say, she couldn't even earn the silk stockings, let alone all the party dresses she would need to wear to work,” growled the F. M. IT SEEMS LARGER “You think a square yard is three square feet, eh?” “O f course It Is.” “D id you ever try raking all the rubbish out of one?” T he lure to own a home Is as Inher­ ent In the mind of the average man and woman as the desire to live. A ll down through the ages man has •ought to create fo r himself and his fam ily a place of protection against the elements and danger— w ith the result that the Idea of home has be­ come so Indelibly fixed In the mind of the average individual It becomes a m atter o f pride to own a home. I t Is this ever-mounting pride of home that has resulted In the great changes that take place In our larger American cities. W e see neighborhoods once looked upon as beautiful residen­ tial centers. T he style o f the homes was once the latest. B ut In a few years we see these sections abandoned by the original owners, wbo have moved to other sections, newer and more modern. T h e older sections are then filled w ith a citizenship which has moved from some other sections perhapa less desirable, and so on. T he endless desire to own a home which can be looked upon w ith pride by Its owner goes on and on. Statistics prove home ownership usually leads to more happiness and better citizenship. F o r it la pointed out that usually when a man owns a home he Is p retty dependable and reliable. T r e e s H a v e L a r g e P la c e in T o w n ’s A p p e a r a n c e Colonel Sherrill Is a lover of trees. H e believes th a t a tree-adorned city w ill make for the health and happiness o f Its citizens. H e Is asking council to repose authority In him to have H ero’s A nother planted and cared for these friends of In yo ur effusions I can see T h e clever m inor poet: life, wherever possible, along the city B u t tn the m ajors you w ill streets. No g ift of prevision Iq essen Some day before you know It. tla l to the foretelling o f w hat thia would mean to the city from the pres­ Down to Snail’s P ace “W h a fs the matter, officer?" de ent year through generations to come. T o this latitude some o f the noblest manded the youth as the cop drew and most beautiful trees In the world alongside. "Oh, nothing mach,” snapped the are Indigenous. Those cities far-her- cop, “except I ’m arresting yon tot aided throughout the world as dries of charm and beauty are municipali­ speeding, you were going 38.” “ F o r crying out loud!” exclaimed ties which have resolved tree planting, the youth, “do you call going a mere care, culture and preservation Into terms o f scientific practicability. 88 speeding?” Cincinnati's environs are among the most beautiful In the world, w ith their A Modal for Thia M ani Judge— So you broke In the store prospects o f artistic landscapes, their Just to get a dime cigar. Then what hills and wooded views, the silver gleams o f reaching rivers. But a r were you doing at the safe? Prisoner— Your honor, I was put­ boreal and other natural lovellnese need not be restricted to our hills and ting In the dime. contiguous urban terrain. W hy should a city’s -streets remain drab, dusty Sim ple desolate o f fresh harmony of whis­ T ra in e r— I have only one friend. pering foliage, the grace and sym­ Yes, only one friend on earth, and m etry o f swaying branches?— Cincin­ that's my dog. n ati Enquirer. Stranger— Why don’t you get anoth­ er dog? A ir-M arking Towne Too Mack C om petition Lady— How come you are a tramp? Tram p— Crowded out of my profes­ sion. I ’m a sky w rite r from Pittsburgh — Allston Recorder. Happy Individual " I am not thin-skinned. I am the first to laugh at my own foolishness." “W hat a merry life you must lead." —Gutierrez (M adrid). LOTS OF FUN T he problem of getting towns air- marked Is quite ponderous and Impor­ t a n t I t is one that the aeronautics branch of the Departm ent of Com­ merce has been wrestling with since It undertook the coordination of commer­ cial aviation enterprise. The energy devoted to the solution has been far from wasted. I t has resulted In the alr-m arklng of several hundred com­ munities. Cross-country flying, however, has attained such a volume that It be­ comes obvious th a t the problem w ill not be fu lly solved until every ham­ let, village, town and city points its name skyward. Consequently, rein­ forcing the efforts of the Commerce department branch, other agencies have thrown th e ir concerted energies Into the solution o f the problem. P rop er B uilding Im portant Bug— Gee, this Is the best ride I've ever been on and It don’t cost any thing either. F air E xchange When a man proposes But straightw ay on his shoulder Her head Is dropped Instead Ha's apt to loss hla head. T h é architectural design and strne- tara i efficiency o f office and factory buildings as well as homes have an Im portant bearing on the health of America, notes the American Archi­ tect, commenting editorially on the re­ cent estimate that the nation's annual loss from Illness approximates $15,- 000.000,000, "There are few er greater causes of sickness than lack o f ventilation, poor lighting, drafts and other such pre­ ventable toctord," says the magazine, pointing ont that false economy on the p art o f owners who Insist on cheap construction often results In loss of workers’ tim e o f fa r greater value than the amount saved by reducing construction expense. Bill Roper, Princeton's coach, felt so Changed W ith Age bad thnt his team was beaten by Chi­ Fussy lady (w ho has been a tong cago last fall that he said he was go­ ing to qnlt coaching. T h e 1930 cam­ time tn selecting ber purchase) — It paign, be now says, w ill be hts last But I don’t think this la lamb. N o N eed t e F ear U pkeep looka to me like mutton. ns T ig er mentor. "Upkeep” Is a word often pronounced Exasperated butcher— I t was lamb Roper attributes the defeats o f his with the peculiar solemnity that once am Inst fa ll to the fac t thnt the when I first showed It to you, madam belonged to ’'mortgage,” Implying a preceding spring ha held no spring mysterious and fearful something. T o practice, letting his men go In tor B elieved la H ereafter track, baseball and the other spring Bob— Do you believe In the here the Imprudent It bangs over the homes like an evil spirit. But the fore3'ghted sports. This year, however. In prepa­ after? know the truth. They know that It ration to r his final season he la put­ Babe— W hy—a— yes. Isn’t upkeep that costs, but failu re te ting on three weeks of w ork In funda­ Bob— Well, how about a little neck upkeep. mentals. "W e're going to have a Ing? That's what I'm here after. great team," he s a y * "a young team Good P i n F irs t Need and perhaps a starless team." T he secret o f the successful house, Annabelle— Mabel hasn't a thought if there is a secret Is in its plan. W illiam T . Tilden believes he has un­ for anything nowadays except her new First the plan and then a house. I f a earthed the future tennis champion of automobile. She's perfectly la love • Is w ell planned an impressive the world tn the dlmtnnttve person of w ith IL exterior In a-.y per" 1 or style desired twelve-year-old Etienne Van Der Berg, George (sa d ly )— Another case of can costly be adapted to IL the son ot the Dutch professional at man being displaced by machinery. the Hotel California dub. W hat, C areless? Tilden was so Impressed w ith the W h a t II T he per capita cost of fires In tbs boy's play that ha has been devoting “Don't see any more stuff like Spar nlted States la at least three times hours dally training him and w ill enter faces to the G ladiator*.* hat o f any other country. The aver­ handicap events la the moat Important •E h r age annual loos during the last five tournaments w ith him. “ What's become of all those fellers years has been well over $300,000,000. Young Etienne has pldyed Masts that wrote for the old T h ird Reader T —Country H o m * since ha waa ala years old. N r t ' k k l ' a f A rc h ite c t 8t. M ary ’s church. Maggerston, London, England, designed by Nash la 1827, possesses aa abnorm ally lofty, tower, concerning which tw o amusing stories are c u rre n t One la to the ef­ fect that the contractor Inquired of the architect how high he should carry It, and waa told to go on build­ ing until be waa ordered to atop, Then Nash w ent off, forgot all about the m atter, and on returning hoi some months later, was flabbergasted to find th a t the tow er had grown to Its present unnatural h eig h t The other Is th a t a local builder, having n quantity o f spare stone on hand, told the building committee th a t he could afford to build them a very high tow er a t a very low price. T h e committee dosed w ith the offer; and the result waa— w hat w s now s e * “ B ro u g h t Back M y S tre n g th ’ " M y Hole daughter was bom on a hoaaestead In northern Alberta. 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C»«Ä STOPS Boschee’s S y r u p S laying Distance T h e automobile baa taken people eat Into the country from tw enty to forty miles away from th e ir places o f business. T h e airplane w ill en­ large the commuting zone to a t least ”0 miles.—Country Home. D o n ’t O verdo I t M r. Van Nagg— Jane, I think you fib a little occasionally. M r * V an Nagg— W ell, I th in k It la a w ife's duty, John. M r. Van Nagg—A wife's duty? M r * Van Nagg— Y e * to speak w ell o f h er husband occasionally. W h en B ab ies CRY Babies win cry, ^often for no know w hafs wronfc b u tyon C always give Caxtort* Thia se I mmi ytmr little ooc comforted • not, you Dm? ‘ “ s i: intended for the of adult?! Most of 'those little upsets are soon soothed away hy a little of this gentle-acting childrens that children like. It may be the stomach, or may he the little bowel* Or in t h e ___ of older children, a sluggish, cqn- stipated condition. Gaston* is still ailment, sad i could by no posti­ bilrty do the youngest ch i« the __ «lightest harm. So it’s the first thing, to think o f when a child has a coated tongue; won’t play, can’t sleep, is fretful or r • « o f sort* Get _ it always has Cha* H . the 1,