PAGE TWO THE H B B lU ST O a Œljr if rt mistan ^rralO GERMANY HOLDS AVIATIONMARKS REFLECTIONS HEBJLbU hebmiotok , obeso ». THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 1», 192« ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ »uisn eqj, n qojsK JOj jss uesq ssq ♦ ♦ of the piay is ' Adam and Eva,” and ♦ tbe cast Includes Shirlie Brownson. ♦ Jane Warner. Marian Henderson K1 sie Reeder. Albert Kennings. Maur Frighten a child and then expect It Monday mornlg the Honor Soc ice Pierson. Bill Felthusc, Merlin to tell »he truth—4f you are unreason iety was organized and installation of Earnheart, Harold Pace and Rov Entered as second class matter December, 19 Of, at tbe postotflce at Ha« T w o Record«; U . S.» able. Bills. Mrs. Patterson, senior class officers was held. About <7 high Hermiston, Umatilla County, Oregon advisor, is directing the play. Queer that mankind can reconcile schools belong to this association and B ritain and Franco Itself to all forms of natnre except ath month a peper is put out by one Subscription Kates H ave One Each. mankind. What Nest? of the high schools, so In time this One Tear __ _____ __________ »2.0« To live happily we need to know high school will be called on to> Paris.—Despite tbe restriction! Ini- _____________ »1.0# Six Months . If the world and Its triumphs posed by tbs treaty of Versailles, doesn’t much appeal to one, he can number of points and make an ef- many things other than how to sue coed In our Jobs.—Woman's Home which were Intended to cripple Ger be unselfish. edlt the paper. To belong to this LAWS THAT ARE NOT LAWS Com|>nnl««n many's air activities. Tentón airmen society a pupil must have -a certain have passed the rest of the world In Happy the old man who enn hope- number of points and make an ef IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE The administration of criminal the race for lanrels. The annnsl re STATE OF OREGON FOR Just'ce In America Is a disgrace to port of the International Aeronautic fully look forward to spring. TlmFS fort to keep up or he Is drooped. Those belonging to the society from UMATILLA COUNTY civilization. The man who said that Federation shows that Germany has worth looking forward to. this high school are: Shirlie Brown- In the Matter of the Estate of Is former Chief Justice of the Sup taken the lead In aerial progress and There are a thousand kinds of reme court of the Unified States, Hon. holds more records than any other na drunkenness, very few of which are son, president; Enos Martin, vice- Jacob L. Stork, deceased. president; Edna Ott, secretary-treas Notice of Hearing Upon Final Report. William Howard Taft, once president tion. at all Interesting to spectators. urer; Albert Kennings, Maurice The federation’s report reveals that of the United States. Notice is hereby given that the un Mary Brownson, Ruth dersigned has filed hts final report We have too many laws which are ths five major records of the world, Public speakers seldom disagree Pierson, not laws. A citizen can hardly go for land and sea planes and dirigibles, very violently with their hearers; or Cherry, Bill Hurly, Fern Lindner, as administrator of the above en are held as follows at tbe end of 1928: Jimmy Neary, Mary Jane Sherridan, titled estate with the clerk of thej they wouldn't have any bearers. about his dally business with out vlo- Speed—Great Britain. Helen Woughter, Margaret Burnham, above entitled court, and that the latng some law of which he never Altitude—Germany. When yon are one of 30,000,000 vot and Agnes Roberts. heard and which nobody obeys. In Judge thereof has designated Mon Distance (nonstop)—France. ers. you don’t feel so much like you February 22 a high school mas day the 24th day of February, 1930, Connecticut It Is Illegal to travel on Duration without refueling — Ger were helping to “run the country," do querade party will be held In the at ten o’clock In the forenoon as the the road or railroad on Sunday. In many. you? auditorium. The following chairmen time, and the county court room In Duration with refueling — United New York It Is, or was until very were appointed to be In charge of the county court house at Pendle recently. Illegal to operate a motor- States. When a man finds he can be happy Germany's recovery Is all ths mors quite often entirely In Ills own society the committees for this party: Re ton, Umatilla County, Oregon, as the propelled vehicle on a highway un less a man on horseback carying a remarkable In that three years ago he has solved one of the great prob freshments. Shirlie Brownson; de place when and where hearing shall she did not possess any of tbe world’s red flag or lantern rode a quarter records which were at that time di lems of life. He doesn't require corations, Martan Henderson; enter be had upon said final report. All tainment, Mary Brownson; clean-up persons interested are hereby notified “people.” of a in He ahead of it. vided between France and the United Harold Pace; music, Miss Kern. Congress and state legislatures try States. o then an d t here appear and show Italy has completely disap A man who always says yes when 'ause, If any they have, why tbe final to "make” laws. No law is a good peared from the list after having held Wednesday, Febrary 19, the Her report should not be approved, the law unless the peple whom it affects at times the palms foi speed and dis he wants to say no, and then falls to keep his promise Is glad when pes miston high school debate teams de agree that It Is a good law. In the tance. tering people And out hs Is unreliable hate Heppner. The affirmative team administrator discharged and bonds exonerated. early dayB of popular lawmaking peo Costs and Bellonte Record. and let him alone. which Includes Maurice Pierson and Dated at Stanfield, Oregon, this' ple gathered to tell each other what America le fortunate to possess her Ruth Cherry will debate here while 14th day of January, 1930. the law was In their districts, the sole record, for none of tbe European TIM ELY SA Y IN G S the negative team which Includes law being rules of conduct agreed on nations has ever disputed IL They ROBERT F.-THOMPSON, have never attempted the spectacular Administrator. by common consent. Men have made a muddle of things. Jane Warner and Donald DeMoss will go to Heppner to debate. The ques 1. A. Lowell, The Idea that a congress or a dny and night flying for weeks neces —Lady Heath. tion Is: Resolved, "That the United Attorney. legislature has a right to Impose an sary to better the mark of the S t Louis Robin. Anybody can lend my band—for a States should cease to protect by arm Pendleton, Oregon 20-5tp unpopular law Is a reversion to the The recent flight of Coste and Bel ed force the American capital In old myth of the divine right of kings. lonte from Parle across ths whole of little while.—John Philip Sousa. vested In foreign countries except af Because a law s old Is no proof that Europe and Asia to Taltsikar, In Man The ministry demands a mnn who ter a formal declaration of war.” It is good. Times change but the churia, wrested from Italy her remain can hoe his own garden.—Itev. John law lugs behind. ing record. Previously Ferrarln and & Siler. Jane Warner, senior, and Iren Lawyers and judgos live In the Del Prete were on the record book as Kennings fifth grader, were supposed post, law yers dominate our legis holders of the distance mark with Most cynics are those of mature lative bodies and try to make new their flight from Italy to Brasil. years.—Rev. Dr. Joseph IL Slzoo of to be Included on the honor roll last Flying Officer R. L. R. Atcherley of month but due to an oversight, they laws, Intended to fit present codlt- Washington. were left out. lons, comply with principles Rnd Great Britain has become the new The next war will he won or lost in practices long out dated. One resuli speed king of the air In succession to such dashing pilots as America’s Al New pupils In school this week an of this is that law and Justice often Williams, rtaly's MaJ. Mario de Bern the air.—Assistant Secretary of the 'enebel Cory from Irrigon who en mean two different things. Poor hardt and Britain’s Flying Officer Navy Juhncke. tered the fourth grade aad Eva Aus men and honest men hesllato to go Waghorn, I have seen more Incompetent par to law; they fear legal technicalities Atcherley flew as fast as a bullet ents than Incompetent youngsters.— pos a freshman who Just graduated from Portland high school. She Is to win his world’s record, attaining Dr. B. Glneck, psychiatrist. which have no relation to Justice. WE CALL FOR ANU DELIVER staying with her aunt, Mrs. Nell All law ought to be baaed on com 5.13.8 kilometers, roughly 838 miles an Boynton. THREE TIMES A WEEK. PHONE mon sense and so plain and simple hour, In a seaplaca In the Schneider I hnve no use for hasty marriages, but busty divorces are no better.— that any man with an average sense Cup race. 481 AND OUR DRIVER WILL France's Adjutant Bonnet holds the Judge Joseph Suhnth of Chicago. Thursday. February 13, four ropre- STOP. of fulr play could tell without asking world's speed record for land plan- icntatives from the high school stu a lawyer whether he was violating quite a bit under the murk set by To those of criminal mind there can dent body and Mr. Sbaw will motor the law or not. Then »verybody the British sea plane. The Bonnet SHAAR’S BARBER SHOP else would know It, and intelligent mark Is 448.17 kilometers, aiqtroxl- be no appeal hut vigorous enforce to Corvallis to attend tbe seventh an ment of the law.—President Hoover, nual educational exposition held al Local Agent public opinion alone would keep ur mntel.v 280 miles an hour, established theCregon State college. The ones all on the right side of the law or at (stres In December, 1924. The dny will come when the dny’s punish us promptly if we overstepped Texas Mark Stands. work can be done with hardly more ef hosen to make the trip are Albert the line. .1 There Is no competition fur Innd fort than pushing a button.—Secretary Kennings, student body president; Shirlie Brownson, Marian Henderson planes such as the Schneider cup for of tabor Davis. ind Ruth Cherry, The citizens of this community are seaplanes, and this may account for They will return Sunday. proud of the opportunity to be host the difference In the records. B Y TH E O FFIC E OW L America's only record Is still In tbe ■ • Pendleton, Oregon to the Department Commander of the The date for the Senior class play Even a small house sometimes car American Legion, S. S. George of Eu names of Reginald Robbins and James gene, on his visit to Hermiston Feb Kelly, who stayed In tba air over Fort ries a large mortgage. «■■■■■■■ ■■■ ■ n n o r a i M i ì i » « i i i i ì ■ ■■■ ■ ■ ■ ruary 12. Mr. George Is an able Worth In a monoplane for 172 honra u 32 minutes In May, 1929. The Inter The loose habits of most women are speaker and hts address here w ill! performances which bettered that lima < a long be remembered. As a Dopart-1 have not been submitted to the fed nothing bnt night robes. > « ment Commander of the Legion, Mr. I eration for registering, so for the pres « If a man Is afraid to think for him i George has given freely and gladly ent the Texas record stands. The undersigned have opened a regular service in Hermiston. ■ self hs should get married. ■ of hts time and efforts, more no,, The records Germany holds are for We call for and deliver Monday and Thursday of eaoh week. k I than any other veteran who has had altitude, Willi Nenenhofen rising 12,- ft Is usually the man who lacks ■ 739 meters In a monoplane at Deosan Dry Cleaning, Dye Works, Carpets and Household Furnishings. the honor of holding thts much cov horse sense timi feels bis oats. B I eted office, and he Is to be congratu on Mny 26, 1929, and for nonrefueling SATISFACTION GUARANTEED ■ i nonstop duration, when Rlstlcs and When the chronic kicker does gain lated. * ■ Zimmerman kept a Junkers aloft for Ids point It Is likely to be blunL K It seems to be the consensus of In «5 hours 23 minutes In July, 1928. ■ Germany has "captured also every Some women's chief nini In life ■ formed opinion thut financial re Important gliding record In existence, seems to be to attract, contract, and B sponsibility lows rather than com and holds, among others, three free detract. PENDLETON, OREGON B pulsory automobile insurance will balloon records, altitude and distance, B promote discipline among motorists all of them of long standing. The Sometimes the wages of stn look >■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■& and reduce the number of accidents ! Graf Zeppelin brought her more hon suspiciously like obese dividends on on highways. °rs In the world flight, but there Is watered stock. _________________ no recognised record for this. A married man's Idea of heaven Is We are glad women’s dresses are place where wives don't ask their getting longer instead of short« r— 1929 a H e a lth fu l Y e a r husbands tut money. because if they went any tho other Despite F lu Epidem ic way they wouldn't be dresses. Cheerfulness lubricates tbe axles of New York.—In spits of the Influewiu the world. Some people go through The onty song that could con endemic during tho first three months life with a continuous squeak. sclentlously be sung by the w hole1 of the year' 1029 ha’ been 8 »»*«ltlsy human race, would go something one 80 f,r ' ■»‘»«»«»clanw <* the Metta- TR IA LS OF A GIRL lik e ih i» T h n re-e e, ii i, ii po,ltan IJfe Insurance company have like thto—There s something all announced. 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