THZ HXBMISTOW HXRAJLD* WTEttMIHTOK. ORTOOH.
There w ill be no meeting of the
thia year which Includes several var
ieties of watermelons and musk mel girls' sewing club this week.
M INNE H A H A NEWS NOTES ♦ ons and also some casabas.
The Minnehaha school picnic w ill
<• Mrs. M. T. M atott, Correspondent ❖
Mrs. Chester H arris has received be held May 10. Those grades tak
several settings of thoroughbred ing the tsate examinations w ill have
There was some unusual excite Bourbon Red turkey eggs from Seat another week of school.
ment In Innehaha last week when tle, recently. The Bourbons mature
an escaped prisoner elected to take very quickly and Mrs. Harris plans
At a military dance, one officer said
refuge In the Garner orchard where on a flock of the quality and size to to another as they adjourned for re
meat the demand for thoroughbred freshments:
he was captured.
“I don’t know how It Is. but my
stock and hatching eggs.
wife’s lipstick alwnys tastes different
Since a bounty has been offered
The Misses Grace Jackson
and from any other woman's," and he
for magpies, they evidently Intend
carefully wiped hla III«.
to give ua a chance to make a little Grace Rodda were among those who
“Yea, doesn’t It," remarked the other,
enjoyed
the
Junior
prom
given
by
extra money. They hare destroyed
absent-mindedly.
hl last
baby chicks and turkeys for several the Juniors of Hermiston
In the district. Mrs. H arris' first try week.
P L A Y IN G M O UTH-O RG AN
w ith tho shotgun brought one down
A peculiar malady struck M inne
and we hope she gets the two cents
to go w ith her large amount of sat haha about two weeks ago, the
symptoms of the disease being ex
isfaction.
treme fatigue and a peculiar posi
Guests at the Ralph Sturgeea home tion of, and look In the eyes of the
the latter part of A p ril were Mrs. ▼letlm. The disease Is not general
Charlotte Morgan and daughter Miss as it attacks only those raising baby
Margaret. Miss Bonnie McCrary and chicks and those keeping the "eagle
M r. Elm er W hite, all of Portland. eye” out for the magpies.
They came by auto and were accom
Miss V irg in ia Rodda, who is prim
panied home by Miss V irg in ia M or
gan who has been a guest at the ary teacher at Alsea, Oregon, has
Sturgeas home for about three weeks. been rehlred for the coming year.
She w ill be home for a short time
Mrs. E llis M iner and Mrs. Carson after her school Is out the latter
Linder were hostesses to the You-Oo- part of May, and w ill then attend
She— Oh, you kiss so wonderful!)
I-Go club last Thursday
at
Mrs. summer school at the Monmouth nor you must be used to doing IL
He— Oh, I ’ve only been used to
M iner’s home. A fter the usual ro u t mal.
playing the mouth organ, that's all.
ine of work and business, lunch waa
J fall.
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P A T IE N T W IT H NO P A T IE N C E
Two women were watching the lion
■■ It paced restlessly up und down
It« rage, occasionally letting out an
angry roar.
‘Gntrlous,” »aid the one la d ,.
' wouldn't you hnte to be In the cage
with that brute?"
“Oh. I don't think I'd mind It much,
now." replied the other. “I ’ve been
living In the house with m , husband,
who hn» been home for a week w ifi
the flu.”
High Finance
Mr. Sapp—They told me at the
bank I ’d never find an, one to take
that Golden Goose mine slock off my
bands.
Mr. Simp—They told me the same
about m , D r , Hole oil stock.
Both—Let’s swup.
Conspicuous by His Color
Woman—I was to have met m , hus
band here two hours ago; have you served.
seen him?
Floorwalker—Possibly, madam. Any
C. Seitz made a business trip to
thing distinctive about him?
Pendleton last week.
Woman— Yes, I Imagine he's purple
by this time.
Mrs. Hesser and Miss Rebecca
Hesser returned from a trip to Port
A N Y O LD ROOM W O U LD DO
land the firs t of last week.
Mias
Hesser visited In Tacoma also, and
then left for her home In F t. M adi
son. Iowa, A p ril 30.
Mrs. Hesser
w ill be principal of a school near
Estacada thia next year.
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FA R M R E M IN D E R S
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Culling and m ortality of chickens
call for a replacement of nearly 50
per cent of the laying flock every
year, says the Oregon experiment sta
tion.
Degress of Culpability
Ws know that gambling Is a sin
Which conscience must accuse.
It's wrong to gamble If you win.
And much worse If you lose.
Dangerous
“What are you doing?" asked the
•onvlct of the reporter, who was writ-
ng an account of the prison building.
“Ouly making a few notes," was the
■eply.
'•Take care, sir.
That’s what
trough! ma here.“
O ffering V alu e
“Some of our friends' arguments are
ter, long.“
“Yea.” answered Senator Sorghum,
■an orator should seek to offer valua.
[f you can’t give quality you muat
jrovlda quantity."— Washington Star.
REMEMBER WE GRIND
We, the young women
who serve your tele
phone, appreciate the co
operation you give us in
our efforts to please our
patrons.
We render a moat per
sonal type of public serv
ice. Telephoning is a
mutual undertaking that
requires the co-operation
of the party calling, the
party called, and those of
us who operate and main-
M r. Garner's father has been ser
iously ill for some time past at his
home near Echo. Mr. Garner and
fam ily spent Sunday w ith him.
Loren Jackson left for Portland
Sunday on business and to ylalt hla
slater Miss Lois.
T he P acific T elephone
tain the delicate mechan
ism.
Although, being hu
man, we may not reach
so-called “perfection,”
you may be sure that we
will continue to the best
of our abilities to do our
part in the company’s
continual effort to give
you faster and better
service.
You are always cor
dially welcome at our
central offices.
and
T elegraph C ompany
He w ill hare about two acres
W ith a cigarette
as good as Camels
the simple truth
A Safo Offer
The Victim—You advertised 1500
reward for any corn you couldn't re
lieve and I've got you. Come across.
The Chiropodist—Certainly, air, H l
yay for the corn on delivery. Kindly
sand It over.
Dmring fnm f tittgrnf i tf m n -
h r-u tttit m Gnunl Mrt.ri '
Htt mA, lit l—lfit in tit nirU.
is enough
' A
C am el
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A biz in the price range o f the four.
Smooth, powerful 6-cyltnder valve-in*
head engine. Beautiful new Fisher
Bodies. Also Light delivery chassis.
Sedan delivery model. 1 H ton chassis
and 1 H ton chassis w ith cab, both w ith
four speeds forward.
I envv you. tittle grefly.
You worry not a bit.
For whan you aeo a trsIBo e<
You I: now your tall-llght'a l i t
What Caadamaad II?
Miss Anna Teak— I'd like to see the
ge picturesque ruff of the Sixteenth
»tury revived.
Illae Dora Contagion—I wouldn't
ey'd be horribly Inconvenient (or
gaged couples tr wear.
Didn't Deserve It
»—Don't yoe ever fuel sorry for
poor animal that had te giva up
wonderful fur you are wearing?
is— No, I'm sura II didn’t apprect-
It anything Hke as much at I da
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models effer further refinements, me
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WHY CAMELS
ARE THE BETTER CIGARETTE
Camels are made o f tho choicest to
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The taste o f Camels is smooth atsd
satisfying.
Camels are cool a n d refreshing.
The fragrance o f Camels is always
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O A K L A N D . 8 models. >1145— >1575.
N e w Oakland A ll American Six. Dis
tinctively original appearance. Splendid
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Bodies by Fisher. Unusual appoint
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B U IC K . 19 models. >1195 — >2145.
The Silver Anniversary Buick. Three
wheelbases from 115 to 128 inches.
Masterpiece Bodies by Fisher. # M ote
powerful, vibrationless motor. Comfort
and luxury in every mile.
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Companion car to Cadillac. Continental
lines. Distinctive appearance. 90-degree
V-type 8-cylinder engine. Striking color
combinations in beautiful Bodies by
Fisher.
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The Standard c f the world. Famous effi
cient 8-cylinder 90-degree V type en
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Fleetwood. Extensive range o f color
and upholstery combinations.
(A ll Prices f. o. b. Factories)
ALSO
F R IG ID A IR E Automatic Refrigerator.
N e w silent models w ith cold-control
device. T u -to n e c linnets Price and
model range to suit ever/ fam ily.
D E L C O - L IG H T Electric Plants —
ft W ater Syv.cms. Ptovide all tlrctiical
convenience j and bbos-saving devices
for the farm.
A ll General M otors products may be bought on the low-cost G M A C Tim e F;y tcenr Plan
GENERAL MOTORS
w ith expert care.
Camels are m ild a n d mellow.
car for every purse a n d purpose'
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C IG A R E T T E S
Up-to-Data Bug
Kneer’s Repair Shop
HE story is told of a man dining in a res
taurant, w ho was served a lobster w ith
only one claw. Upon complaining he was
told by the w aiter th at this happened occa
sionally because the live lobsters fought
among themselves in the kitchen. "Bring me
the winner!” said the diner.
At the General M otors Proving Ground, a
fleet of specimen cars, built long in advance
of factory production, fight a battle of hills,
bumps, and every other sort of torture. These
cars arc torn down and rebuilt until they arc
able to beat every test.The tests involve speed,
power, endurance, braking, riding comfort,
handling case; fuel, oil, and tire economy;
body strength—every phase of car construc
tion and performance.
Only the winner o f all these tests is sent
back to the factory to be used as a model for
the construction of the car you buy. No mat
ter w hat driving condition you face, your
General M otors car is equal to it. You have
the winner.
"Thank Y o u r
A Last Resort
HIs W ife—Merc, me. Hank I You
ihavln'? I thought you was goln' to
rear them whiskers for always.
Mr. Longhruah— ’ waa goln' to, but
ee've lost two good table knives an*
're looked every place else for 'em.
Hustle (visiting city)—Why don’t
you iieople start some of these parks
you goln' to make?
Cttlsen—What do gou mean?
Hustle- Why you got signs with
“ Park Here" on era all over town an’
you ain't made one of 'em yet.
LAWN MOWERS & SCISSORS 1
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M. T. M atott
returned Sunday
from a week spent at Oregon City
fishing for salmon. He waa too late
for the main run but succeeded in
landing a 25 pound flah. He was
chagrined on reaching home to find
that It had shrunk to 5 pounds.
C. M. Jackson specializes in mel
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Bring me the winner!”
Ralph Sturgesa left for Athena
A p ril 30 to fill a position w ith the
Joslyn. MacCallster Co., road con
tractors.
ons.
m g g g g g g g g g g g g g g U B H U B S IB IIS S IB B B B B BBS
The pear leaf mite, formerly w ork
ing only on the leaves and fru it, Is
now attacking the fru it buds and ten
der new growth of apples and pears,
finds the Oregon experiment station.
The mites develop In and destroy the
buds, either k illin g them outright or
causing them to flare open and later
dry out and fall. Later feeding of
the mites on the new growth causes
some of the blossoms, and later a
large part of the newly set fru it to
C lint Jackson has th irty fine pigs
he hopes to have in shape for the
early market.
He keeps a careful
check on them and at six weeks of
age. an average pig weighs 32 lba.
lie— Do you think people should
make use of mushrooms?
She—Oh, I don't think special
rooms are needed for that.
Contact sprays such as lime sul- ery Is necessary even In the busiest
season, If depreciation is to be m in i
mized and poor service avoided, aays
the experiment station.
Because
farm machinery must of necessity be
built lig h t and sold at a low cost,
bearings are generally small and not
Proper lubrication of farm machln- always protected from dust and g rit.
> fu r and foliage oil emulsions arc sug
* gested. although experiments are still
under way to determine the exact
nature of the spray and number of
applications necessary for control.