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LODGE DIRECTORY
Barred All Argument
Many years ago there lived a
man named Utah Hetep. He was re
garded as an ancient philosopher long
before Tutankhamen was born. Some
of bis sayings or maxims are reported
In a roll of 18 columns of Egyptian
writing of the Twenty-flfth century 11
C, which Is preserved In the Louvre,
and In one of his letters to his son
Ptah Hetep says: "Do not argue with
yonr superiors: It does not do any
good. Do not argue with your equals:
make • plain and courteous statement,
and content yourself with that. Do'
not argue with yonr Inferiors: let
them talk and they will make fools of
themselves."
COLUMBIA THEATER
HERMISTON .ORE.
SPECIAL
1929
EXTRAORDINARY
SATURDAY and SUNDAY
The ceaseless march of Time
brings us another New Year.
Our cordial greetings go out to
you and yours-may your prosper
ity grow, your happiness increase.
“The Street Angel”
— with—
JANET GAYNOR and CHARLES FARRELL
glve
one
THE LAST EPISODE OF “HEROES OF TUT. WILD”
and remember
«f Hermiston
COMES NEXT SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
C a p ita l, S urplu s and U n d ivid ed P ro fits O v e r $ 8 0 ,0 0 0
F. 1. Svrayae, Pre«.
H 8H H H I
“RILEY THE COP”
First National Bank
R. Alexander, Vice-President
A. H. Norton, Cashier
Also a brand new Mystery Serial
“ T h e M ark o f th e F rog”
e
WART AOS
FOB SAOS
FOU SALE— Milk cows.
Virgil Wagner.
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES ASID
INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, *
AVPOR.
24-Me
Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Campbell and
daughter Barbara, of Condon, stopp
ed In Hermiston Wednesday to visit
friends. They were on their way to
Inquire of Walla Walla, Spokane and other east
12-tfc ern Washington points.
FOR SALE— 560 acres stock ranch
between the Middle Fork and the
North Fork of the John Day river,
nine -miles from Ritter; will sell on
extra reasonable terms. This place
Is Improved with several springs.
Also seven milch cows, two heifers
and one bull calf, the cattle all for
$600. About 15 tons of hay will
sell with cows, or after sale of
cows. Two brood sows, team, wag
on and harness, about 40 chickens,
mowing
machine,
springtooth
harrow, walking plow and other
small articles. Two separators and
60 sacks of potatoes. All personal
property at my ranch west of Her
miston. W. E. Roberts, 3 miles
west of Hermiston.
15-4tp
RADIO— Let me figure on your set.
Atwater-Kent or Bosch. Terms to
suit. C. L. Upham.
Hermiston Second Hand Store. -
Furniture and Hardware, Harnesi
Saddles, Wagons.
11-tfe
FOR RENT— Small, modern house,
$14 to steady renter. Dr. Prime.
12-tfc
COMING!!— JANUARY 19-20
“The King of Kings”
F acials
Hermiston Beauty Shoppe
Tragedy and Comedy
in Alchemist^ Dream»
Tragedy In England, comedy In Ger-
many ended the researches of alchem
ists for the means of turning baser
metals Into gold and silver. In Eng
land James Price claimed to h 'vt
found a way of causing the conversion.
He even demonstrated his experiment
FOR SALE— Nearly new Ford ton before a large gronp of celebrities. In
truck; Ford touring In good run cluding King George III. When re
ning order, heavy two-wheel trap quested by the Royal academy, how
er. Floyd Laird.
15-4tp ever, to exhibit his method to them, he
showed a disinclination to do so.
FOR SALE— Good 80 acre farm or Finally, however, he was persuaded.
will trade for filling station; terms. When only three members of the
FOR SALE—
acre farm fair build academy arrived oil the day appointed,
Price swallowed a quantity of the
ings, $1500. T erms.
strongest poison known at that time,
FOR SALE— One of the best 60 acre and died.
farms on Umatilla project; good
A contemporary theologian, named
buildings, $7500. Terms.
Semler, In Germany, placed a so-called
FOR SALE— Going 40 acre farm, fair panacea, the Salt of Life, In a jar with
buildings, valued at $4500, or will a stone. He later found flakes of gold
on the stone. He entered into a series
trade.
FOR SALE OR TRADE— 80 acre farm of debates with famous chemists of the
day. hut failed to convince them that
fair buildings, valued at $5000.
FOR SALE— Good 40 acre farm close he hud analyzed the substance and
found It to be gold. They analyzed
in, fair buildings* valued at $4500. some and found It to be a metal called
Terms.
“Dutch Metal." Upon Investigation ll
FOR SALE— 120 acre farm, fair was found that a servant of Sender’s
buildings. Price $6000.
placed the gold each day on the stone
Several other farms, all sixes, for sale to please Ids master. In the servant’s
absence the wife purchased the cheap
• ’ade.
W A -BATHERS, Realtor.
185tc er Dutch metal nnd spent the remain
rter for brandy. Semler admitted his
FOR ALE— At reasonable prices; mistake anil the matter was a standing
kitchen chairs and table, dining Inke for many years.—Detroit News.
room se t, two rocking chairs, book
caa», couch, boat and trailer. Dr.
U. T. Jenkins.
18-tfc
START USING
VIOLET RAY GAS JAN. 1, 1929
If you do you will have lees engine trouble, better mileage
from your gas, a smoother running car; In fact you will be far bet
ter satisfied with your car during 1929 than ever before.
Office in First National Bank Bldg.
“Evil Eye" Feared
In Italy especially the evil eye has
DR. DAVID S. ROWE,
been believed In nnd guarded against
Chiropractor and Physiotherapist
for centuries. It Is known as “la Jet-
tatura," and many persons were and
Specializing in Acute and Chronic
still are known as “jettatorl," or pos
Disease.
sessors of the evil eye, who have the
quality of injuring all on whom they Location, 2 doors west of Pqstoffine
look, even against their own will. Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment
Those who meet them cross their fin Office Phone 303
Res. Phone 81»
gers or make the sign of the cross or
HERMISTON,
OREGON
touch some charm agulnst the evil
eye.
PRANN FUNERAL SERVICE
Telephone 801 Night or Daay
NOTICE OF HEARING UPON FINAL
REPORT
CHAPEL, FUNERAL COACH AND
In the County Court of the State of SANITARY PREPARATION ROOM
Oregon for Umatillla County.
Ambulance Service
In the Matter of the Estate
Hermiston Avenue
of
William T. Lambert, Deceased.
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Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned administrator of the es
tate of William T. Lambert, deceased,
has filed bis final report with the
Clerk of the above entitled Court and
that the Judge of said Court has de
signated Saturday, the 26 th day of
January, 1929 at 2 o’clock in the
afternoon as the time, and the rooms
of the above entitled Court In the
County Court House at Pendleton,
Umatilla County, Oregon as the place
when and where hearing Is to be had
thereon. All persons interested are
hereby notified to then and there ap
pear and show cause. If any they
have, why said report should not be
approved, the administrator discharg
ed, his bondsmen exbonerated and the
estate closed.
Dated tbll> 27th d»y °f December,
1928.
F. B. SWAYZE,
17-Stc
Administrator.
H erm iston S erv ice S tation
I ! B ■
FRANK LITTLE
These chilly winter days.
And let us mend her ways.
And If you can’t reform her,
And put your woes to flight,
We’ll Just install a National
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AND
And keep the prices right.
X.
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‘ÍtS
FOR SALE— At a bargain. Heating
stove, lawn mower and trailer. Dr.
B. T. Jenkins.
17-tfc
USE MODERN MAHCINERY AND
We allow you fifty coppers.
Read the Advertisements
THE BEST OF MATERIALS.
For the one you’re glad to drop,
YOU ARE ASSURED OF THE
When ere you buy a National
BEST
From the Pennock battery shop.
It Pays
• k s t h e U n io n
1 Pacific sunshine cfrcle
tr ip
to d e l i g h t f u l
| 1 ^ H C alifornio where w inter
means summ er and count-
less pleasures aw ait y o u .
O ne w ay via Salt L ake C ity :
V th e other via P ortlan d. N e w
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scenes, new places all the w ay .
■ Fine, fast tr a in s . S to p o v e rs
F going and retu rn ing .
SERVICE
IN
OUR
BOWMAN
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SHOE SHOP
206 East Coart St.
ANY AND
E verthing
E lectrical
FOR YOU
F. C. Woughter, Agt.
Hermiston, Oregoa
OF
SHOP.
L08T— Green fountain pen.
Gold
bond make and without cover.
Please notify Mrs. Ralph at Her
miston Light A Power Co. 18-tfc
WANTED — Millions of jackrabbit,
domestic rabbit and other raw furs.
Highest price. Taleauda Fur Co.,
t i l l Western Av., Seattle. 14-61»
WE REPAIR
SHOES
Just stop at Pennock’s Tire shop
FOR SALE— Purebred Narraganset
turkey hens. $5.50 each delivered
at Hermiston. R. G. Chalcraft,
Richland. Wash.
18-tfc
NOTICE
There w ill be dog poison on my
ranch from this date. Oral Henrak
sen,
18-tfc
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If your battery grows sulky
FOR SALE— About 25 tons first cut
ting alfalfa "hay. See Earl Boyn
ton at Oregon Hardware Co. 18-tfc
FOR SALE— Good automobile reason
able, or will trade for cows. Her
miston Drug Co.
17-tfc
Hermiston
Transfer
Portland-
Pendleton
Truck Line
PHONE 31
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/•OP RENT— Three room house at
Waghorn place. Lights and water
furnished.
Phone
83-,
Mrs.
Sletx.
18-tfc
FOR SALE— Ground bone for chick
ens at the Hermiston Meat Market.
14-tfc
PROFESSIONAL CARPI
s.
SHAAR BARBER SHOP
M arcells, S h am p oos, M anicures
HERMISTON POST NO. 37
Meets first and third Thurs
day. Legion Auxiliary meet«
second and fourth Thursday.
Legion Hall.
BOYD T. JENKINS, D. M. 9 .
associated with
S o m e of It Available
F. V. PRIME, D. M. 9 .
Sonny Bush, live years old, had been
galloping wildly around the back yard
General Dentistry
with two neighborhood boys playing
X-Ray and Diagnosis
racehorse. On a turn of the track on
Phone Connection
the concrete driveway his foot slipped. Bank Bldg.
Steed and rider both went down In a Evenlgs by appointment
heap. No casualties resulted except
W. J. W ARNER
a badly barked shin. Sonuy, red and
hot, ran In to mother for consolation
Attorney-at-Law
Mother holds the tear-stained,
flushed face up to hers.
> « • • •
Oregoa
Hermiston
"Oh, sonny, bow 1 wish 1 had yonr
beautiful, dear slWn."
DR. A. E. MARBLE
"All right, mamma, go out and get
Chiropractor
IL It’s out there on the driveway."—
Kansas City Star.
I Treat both Acute and Chronic Dis
eases.
Office across street from Hurly’e
Flamingoet Are Queer
grocery.
Among the peculiarities of the flam
Phone 481
Ingo are the great length of Its legs
Offlco
Hours,
10 to 12; 1:30 «• «.
and the formation of Its hill, which Is
Hermiston, Oregon.
large nnd bent downwards at the mid
die. It feeds on water weeds and
h
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smull aquatic animals, and flics uhoiii
Eye. Ear. Nose and Throat
In flocks, uttering a harsh cry tike
that of a goose.
Office: 1-2-8 Inland Empire Bldg.
The flamingo Is distributed over the
Pendleton, Oregon
warmer regions of both hemispheres,
occasionally being found as fur north
JAMES L. SEARS, M. 9 .
as the British Isles and northern Ger
many.
Physician and Surgeon
Office Phone 788.
Ree. Phone T12
GREATER THAN “7TH HEAVEN”
NOTE— Due to the length of thia production we can
showing each evening.
VINEYARD LODGE NO. 26$. t O. O.
F. masts each Monday svsnlng la Odd
Fellows’ hall. Visiting members cor
dially invited.
W. R. Longhorn. Secretary.
Cecil Warner, N, O.
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Phone 139
Pendleton, Ore.
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