the HEBMlflTOE m eitAXD, H Z B tflST O N . OBEGOX.
«aid report ahould not be approved,
£he ^prmtatnn ijeralù
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
the administrator discharged, his
STATE OK OREGON FOR
bondsmen exhonorated and the estate
UMATILLA COUNTY
Published every Thursday at Hermiston, Umatilla County, Oregon, by J.
closed.
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M. Biggs, Editor and Manager.
Dated thia 28th day of November,
Iji the matter of the Estate of
1928.
J acob L. Stork, deceased.
Entered »a Second Class Matter December, 1906, at the postoffice at Her
ROBERT O. HORNING,
Notice to creditors.
miston, Umatilla County, Oregon.
Administrator.
Notice la hereby given that the 13-6tc
undersigned has been appointed by
Subscription Rates
»2.00 the above entitled court administra
One Year ...
»1.00 tor of the above entitled estate, and
Six Months
that be has qualified as the law dir
ects. All persons having claims
HOW TO HANDLE A WOMAN ELECTRICALLY
against the estate are directed . to
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present the same to me at the efflce
of my attorney S. A. Lowell, Deapaln
When a woman is bored—Excitor.
Block, Pendleton, Oregon, within six
If she gets too excited—Controller.
months from the date hereof, with
If she won’t come when you want her to—Coaxer.
proper vouchers.
If she is willing to come half way—Meter.
Dated this 12 day of December,
1928.
If she is willing to come all the way—Receiver.
ROBERT F. THOMPSON.
When she gets there—Oscillator.
lS-Ste
Administrator
If she was too fast to stop—Despatches
If she is an angel—Transformer.
If she is a devil—Converter.
If she tries to double cross you—Detector.
If she proves your fears are wrong—Compensator.
If your fears are right—Arrestor.
If she goes to pieces—Coherer.
If she goes up in the air—Condenser.
If she is hungry—Feeder.
If she sings fowly—Tuner.
If she gets cold—Heater.
If she gets hot—Cooler.
If she is a “nice” girl—Shocker.
If you have one just like her—Alternator.
If she is too fat—Reducer.
If she fires and sputters—Insulator.
If she becomes upset—Reverser.
And when you get through with her—Electrocutor.
Now if the southern octopus can only wrap one more
of it’s suckers around Boulder Dam, everything west of
the Mississippi river would be Los Angeles—except Ore
gon and Washington.
We are not making any New Year resolutions, not even
on the subject of subscriptions.
Our idea of the really thoughtful person is the one who
sends a Christmas card with no name on it, thereby ren
dering it ready for service next year.
From the photographs displayed in some of the other
newspapers, we would not mind being Pfesident-elect
Hoover. ”
We see by the papers that cigarette thieves are operat
ing over the country. This is undoubtedly true, but wc
have another name ioi hem.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Notice la hereby given that tha
undersigned has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estate of Ernest
Stricker, deceased, in the County
Court in the State of Oregon, for
Umatilla County. All persona having
claims against the said estate are
hereby required to present such
claims duly verfled, and with proper
vouchers attached, to the undersign
ed at the office of Raley, Raley &
Warner, in the First National Bank
Building, In Pendleton, Oregon, with
in six months from date of this not
ice, the same being dated and publish
ed the first time thia 6th day of
December, 1928.
TIIOS. J. KEATING,
Administrator of the estate of Ernest
Stricker, deceased.
Raley. Raley & Warner, A. S. Cooley
and John F. Kilkenny, Attorneys
for Administrator.
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