YOUR TR EASU RE CAVE A real treasure cave Is a savings account in this bank. It is a treasure which you alone have the password to reach'. Adding a regular amount to your balance each pay day assures you a steady mounting balance that will be at your command when needed. First National Bank qf Hermiston Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits Over $50,000 F- B. S w ay», Pres. R. Alexander, Vice-President A. H. Norton, Cashier DR. A. E. MARBLE Chiropractor THAT IMMORTAL POEM BROUGHT TO THE SCREEN “OLD IRONSIDES” Children 25c Adults 50c COMEDY Animals Gifted With Instinct Denied Man? FOR SALE FOR SAUR-—Milk cows. Virgil Wagner. Inquire of 12-tfc FOR SALE— Fine milk goat, house hold goods. M. A. Davis, Butter creek highway. 10-4tc FOR SALE— Giant Bronze turkeys; toms $12. The large kind, none better. Cora Burroughs, Ione, Ore gon. 10-4tc FOR SALE— Small trailer. See Dr. Hermiston. row-boat with Boyd Jenkins, 5-tfc FRUITS AND MELONS APPLES, 25c and 35c box. Cider. Deliveries made. Paul Miller. 7-c FOR SALE— W inter apples, several varieties, boxed or ln bulk; bring boxes ana save money, Floyd Laird, Hermiston avenue. 2-tfc FOR SALE—Turkey toms. Bloom. N. W. 13-4tc Good Delicious Apples, $1.00 per box. J. D. Prindle. 3-tfc FOR SALE—At reasonable prices— Binall mahogany desk and chhairs, piano, clock, dining table and 8 chairs, bufffet, de luxe bed springs, good mattress, porch bed, porch swing, rugs. Majestic range, lawn mower, electric range. C. W. Kel logg, 13-ltc MISCELLANEOUS WANTED— Clean cotton rags at The Herald office. FOUND— Black scarf muffler, initials C. S. E. Can have same by paying for this ad. Inquire Herald office. 13-tfc RADIO— Let me figure on your set. Atwater-Kent or Bosch. Terms to suit. C. L. Upham. WANTED — Experienced girl for housework. Lester Hamley, Pen dleton. 22-tf Hermiston Second Hand Store. — Furniture and Hardware, Harness, Saddles, Wagons. 11-tfc REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND INSURANCE, i . M. BIGG8, RE ALTOR. JS-tfc Read The Herald W ant Ade. Christmas Cards at The Herald Office. WANTED—Turkeys, live or dressed, also ducks, geese, chickens; high est market price paid. Columbia Valley Produce Co., Kennewick, Wash 12-4tp WANTED—One hundred head fresh cows or springers, also one regis tered Holstein bull. W rite to Dean Rogers, Hermiston. Oregon. 12-tfc FOR RENT—Small, modern house. ■ $14 to steady renter. Dr. Prime. 12-tfc WANTED— A wife. Must be good cook. Inquire Herald office. 12-2tc FOR RENT— 100 acre farm one mile of Hermiston. 60 acres In alfalfa. 20 acres ready to seed, 8 acres pas ture. Good buildings. Renter must purchase 6560 worth of personal property and equipment required to run the place. W. A. Leathers, Realtor. J »-to Animals seem to be gifted with pro phetic instinct, and have foreknowl edge of impending disaster. An hour before the Thames flood, says an article In Pearson's Week'y which did such dreadful damage In London mice were noticed running up a curtain on the ground floor of a house In Westminster. Some have nt tempted to explain this by saving thal water was already penetrating the mouse holes In the basement, hut thal is not likely, for it will be remem bered that the flood cniqe with one rush when the enbankment wall gave way. Besides, there are other cases of premonition—as It Is cnlled—on the 'part of animals, which cannol be ex plained away. One day in August, 1022, an army of squirrels, numbering several hundred, was seen traveling through the trees in the Fox hills near Aldershot They crossed a road and took np their quarters in a wood half a mile beyond. Two days later a fire broke out a mile away from the wood which the squirrels had vacated, tnd reach ing that wood it burned it out com pletely, but stopped on reaching the road which the squirrels so short a time previously bad crossed. “V olumes” in Library of Long Ago WeigZs/y The sight. In ancient libraries, of books whose wooden bindings are chained to the desk does not imply that books were so hard to come by. even In medieval times. Lending libraries, available at least for students, existed In many monas terics, and the chained volumes were, many of them, reference books, which have a certain tendency to go astray Perhaps the real pioneer of public libraries was Sardannpnlus, the Assy rian, who, six and a half centuries be fore the Christian era, collected at Nineveh 10,000 works, written In cuneiform on tablets of day, for all to rend. The man to whom, however, we more directly owe the library widen every self-respecting town maintains is William Ewart, who, among his other reforms, succeeded in abolishing the death penally for cattle stealing and the punishment of hanging la chains. Choice o f T w o Evils The new Ford • has a very simple and, effective lubrication system THE lubrication system for the engine o f the new Ford is as simple in principle as water running down-hill. A gear pump in the bot tom o f the oil pan raises the oil to the valve chamber r e s e r v o ir . F r o m h e r e it flows on to the main crank shaft bearings and the front camshaft bearing. Overflow oil drops into the oil pan tray and rnns into troughs through which the connect ing rods pass. As the ends o f these rods strike the oil they scoop up a supply fo r the connecting rod bearing. A t the same time they set up a fine spray that lubricates the pistons and other moving parts. From the tray the oil rnns into the bottom of the pan, a n d is a g a in d ra w n u p through a fine mesh screen and pumped to the valve chamber. This system is so effective that the five-qnart contents o f the oil pan pass through the pump twice in every mile when you are traveling at only 30 miles an hour. Yet there is only one movable part — the oil pump. As a matter o f fact, the lubrication system fo r the new Ford is so simple in de sign and so carefully made that it requires practically no service attention. There is just one thing for you to do, but It is a very important thing . . . watch the oil! Change the oil every 500 miles and be sure the indicator rod never reg isters below low (L ) . If the oil level is allowed to fall below low, the supply becomes insufficient to oil all parts as they should be oiled. T o insure best perform ance it is also advisable to have the chassis o f your car lubricated every 500 miles. This has been made easy in the new Ford through the use o f the high pressure grease gun system. Proper oiling and greas ing mean so much to the life o f your car that they should not he neglected or care lessly done. See yonr Ford dealer reg ularly. He is especially well- fitted to lubricate the new Ford and he will do a go o d , th o ro u g h jo b at a fair price. F ord M otor C ompany T H E NEW W IN T E R RED CROWN g a s o l in e fnaniMR» o h co***«* or c a u « w * m * ROAD BUREAU HEAD h - s. M c K enzie , m . d - SCORES TOLL BRIDGES | Office: 1-2-3 Eye. Ear- Nose and Throat Inland Empire Bldg. Gossip had It that Gagge was crazy on amateur theatricals, hut such was not the case, and Gagge tried hard to deny the rumor. “But,” said a friend In the club, “you are always In these amateur plays. You've played all sorts of parts In the last six months. If you don’t like it, what do you do it all forT' Another man spoke. “Yes,” be agreed. "How is It thal you never seem to he tired of appear ing In every private theatrical per formance?” Rats and Other Pests “1 do get tired of It,” protested Distributed by Wind Gagge. “As n matter of fact. I'm sick There have been many Insect show of the whole thing; but if I'm not on the stage I shall have to git in the ers, and small frog showers are not unknown. One was witnessed near audience.” Tonloase by Professor i'ontus, in 1804. Bat the most unpleasant show er of all fell in Norway. A colony jf rats migrating from the highlands to the lowlands was swept up by a whirlwind and strewn over the next valley. In the past, people have attributed these showers to witchcraft, but ths truth is, of course, that the wind was at the bottom of the mischief. Trav eling with a circular motion, the wind will sweep up light objects like a gigantic vacuum cleaner and bear them for miles through the nlr. In every case recorded these strange showers have been accompanied by ‘TOUCH DOWN f extraordinary weather — waterspouts, whirlwinds, or tremendous thunder storms. Clritt-kyiock^ ! I Treat both Acute and Chronle Dis Ray Schalk, former White Sox eases, oatcher and. manager, hat accepted Office across street from Hurly’s terms to serve as assistant manager 1 grocery. and coach of the New York Giants. Phone 481 Office Hours, 10 to 12; 1:60 to 6. Hermiston, Oregon. Washington, D. C. — Private toll bridges across important streams again are the target for a scathing attack in the annual report of Dr. Thomas H. MacDonald, chief of the federal bureau of roads, submitted to the secretary of agriculture and made public here. “Taking advantage of the hesitation on the part of public agencies, private promoters have been busy acquiring exclusive franchises to build bridges at commanding locations on the pub licly built highways, and iu compen sation therefor to levy toll upon the annually Increasing number of travel ers,” says Dr. MacDonald’s report. “An investigation made by this bureau showed that on October 31, 1927, there were in operation, under construction, or proposed, in the United States 424 toll bridges, of which number 217 were on the federal aid-highway system. "In the first session of the 70th congress bills were introduced to authorize the construction of 122 new toil bridges and 67 were authorized by acts passed and signed by the presi dent." )------ 1 ■ — JAMES L. SEARS, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office Phone 733. Rea. Phone 711 Office in First National Bank Bldg. — DR. DAVID S. ROWE, Chiropractor and Physiotherapist Specializing in Acute and Chronio Disease. Location, 2 doors west of Pqstoffioe 'Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment Office Phone 303 Res. Phone 311 HERMISTON, OREGON NOW IS THE TIME TO RESERVE YOUR DAY OLD TURKEYS FOR SPRING 1929 From healthy, ranged, pure bred Mammoth Bronze stock, also Narra gansetts. Price delivered to you 870.00 per 100. Cheaper and more satisfactory than to hatch your own. Write for more Information. ROAD EXTENSIONS MADE Total of 888,056,083 Expended by Gov ernment to Assist States. Washington, D. C.—Extension of the federal-aid highway system, totaling 187,763 miles, by 8184 miles during the current fiscal year, at a total cost of 8205,043,784, with federal expenditure of 888,056,983, was detailed to the sec retary of agriculture ln the annual report of Thomas II. MacDonald, chief of the bureau of public roads. New York spent the greatest amount of all the states on road construction during the year, receiving also the highest total of federal aid, 86,002,778, The other states receiving more than 83,000,000 were, Texas with 85,344,336, Iowa with 84,115,257, Wisconsin with 83,983,658, Ohio with 83,341,632 and Pennsylvania with 82,037,088. Rhode Island, the smallest state, received the smallest allotment, 3280,149. Pendleion, Oregon -----. •. - — — RUSSELL POULTRY YARDS Box 366T Corvallis, Oregon ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■I I F I T A JO B OF : HAULING I « CALL US TO DO THE WORK ■ " ■ FOR YOU ■ ■ a ■ ■ We Have the Track* and ■ Experienced Men to Handle the * ® Business. ■ a 5 ■ WE CAN FIGURE WITH YOU S ON LONG HAULS S S Hermiston E ■ Transfer E Thomas Ryan Oles; $330,030,000 Left. New York.—Thomas Fortune Ryan, 77, one of the founders of big busi ness, died at his Fifth-avenue home ■ leaving wealth reputed to be between ■ W AGNER 4 PANKOW ■ 8300,000,000 and 8500,000,000, J PORTLAND - PENDLETON ■ 9 “Flu” Closes California Colleges. TRUCK LINE ■ Los Angeles, Cal.—Occidental and ■ Pomona colleges here were closed to I ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ prevent spread of Influenza. Children £ 9 9 9 9 9 9 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ! at a number of public schools also were dismissed. J J. L. VAUGHAN S E 206 East Coart St. THE MARKET* Portland ANT AND Wheat—Big Bend biuestem, hard In November, 11)22. nn appalllliK earthquake shook Chile. Al Citplupo white, 81-49; soft white, western half I he town was totally destroyed white, 81-20; hard winter, 8114; west Hundreds were killed. 35,<Hk) people ern red, $1.14H; northern spring 8113. left homeless. Eighteen hours before Hay—Alfalfa, 819® 19.50 ton; valley this disaster cals nt Coplapo heenme timothy, $17017.50; eastern Oregon FOR YOU J strangely uneasy. They wandered timothy. $20.500 21; clover, $14015; nboqi, mewing pitifully. uiauy of them oat, 815®15.50; oats and vetch hay, ran out of their homes and some were ■ Phone 139 Pendleton, O n . Z seen to go up the hill above the town $15015 50. Bntterfat—55c. Undoubtedly they had some sort of Eggs—Ranch, 29®50c. warning of what was going to happen. Cattle—Steers, good, 8120 12.50. »»»♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦»»♦»»••* Hogs—Medium to choice, 87.2509. H a b it Lambs—Good to choice, $11012. Berths, age ten. had been taught Seattle. that habits were things to he watched Wheat—Soft white, 81 18; western ‘arid that a had habit once acquired white, 81 IT; herd winter, 81.12; west to k e e p in m in d th e was very hard to gel rid of. ern red, 81.12; northern spring, 81.11; fact that in ad d ition to Observing a couple panning her home In a ear, en laying their petting biuestem, 81.48. p r in t in g th is n e w s« Hay—Alfalfa, 822; timothy, 828. and drive at the same time. Bertha re Bntterfat—64c. pc oer w e d o job w o rk marked: “Thai hoy and girl heller be Eggs—Ranch, 29®45c. careful or that is aid to become a o f arty k in d . W h e n Cattle—Prime steers, 811011.50. hniilt, Isn't It, m olhsrf in n e e d o f a n y th in g Mother agreed that-she was right. Hogs--Prime, 87 50®9.16. Lambs—Choice. »11® 11 50. in this lin e b e s u r e Spokane. Hogs—Good, and choioc. 89.1699.2$, — READ TUB WANT ADS— —TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS— Cat'le-* Sti-crs. good. 810 5Q®tl50, Cate Foresaw E a rth q u a ke ? E verth ing E lectrical ■ ■ 2 I I ■■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■■■■■■9 ■ ■■ ■!■ We Want Yon To See Us