TKK HEBM1STOH HEflALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
9lp ^rrmiÄtan $rrali)
against the
Eskimo Igloo
"To thine own self be true, and it
must follow as the night the day,
thou canst not then be false to any
man.”
Altogether Too Many
Tenor» on “Pay Roll’’
An actor tells this ods : "A good
Bonny years ago,” he says, "a thentrl
cal troupe left Chicago with Ju»i
about enough money to reach the first
stand on their route. After several
nights’ bnd business they found them
selves getting deeper In the hole and
being unable to pay the hotel bill, they
took the landlord along with them,
promising to settle when buslnesa
picked up.
The company’s manager discovered
thut the landlord sang tenor, and. be
lug short of tenors, they hud him sing
Ing In the chorus after a few days
Business still continued to be pool, nno
at the second stand they had to take
that landlord along, too. He also sang
tenor and was given a Job In the
chorus. The situation remained the
same, and they were soon carrying
eight landlords who sang tenor. Final
ly tha manager became discouraged
and wired his advance agent, ’Get a
rate at a hotel where the landlord
sings boss? "—Washington Star.
Look W ith in Yourself
When there Is apparently no real
cause for despondency you should
look within yourself. Perhaps there
are physical troubles that are to blame
for your mournful outlook. There
may be a still voice within that de
mands certain achievements on your
part. You may have failed to make
the efforts necessary to salisfy latent
ambitions. Your enthusiasm may be
waning; or the love to which you con
sider yourself entitled may not bw
yours. The situation should be an
alyzed In detail. The problem must
be squarely faced and fully solved.—
Dream World Magazine.
N a v a l Range F in d er
An accurate method of computing
the distance between ships when the
height of the enemy ship Is not known
Is by the use of the optical range tind
er. This Instrument 1? Installed in
the turrets of buttleshlps. It consists
of a long tube with optical prisms.
The length of the tube Is taken ns the
base of a triangle. The distance Is
then figured out mathematically. The
degree of accuracy depends upon the
visibility conditions and the distance
can usually he ascertained within a
few hundred yards of the exact dis
tance.
B a tik Process
Batik Is the name upplled to the
wax-dyed fubrlcs that have lately be-,
come popular In America. Wax dye
lng Is a process of dyeing fabrics by
hand after a pattern Is formed by
covering a pnrt of the cloth with wax
so that It resists the action of the dye.
For example, take for your pattern u
yellow butterfly sitting on a green
leat Use yellow cloth and with a
paint brush dipped In hot beeswax
draw the butterfly and cover It with
wax. Dip In green dye. The wax
covering the butterfly will resist the
action of the dye. After the fabric I*
dry draw the leaf and cover with hot
wax. Dip the fabric In a dye that you
wish for your background. Neither
leaf nor butterfly will take the color.
When dry wash In gasoline to remove
wax and the process Is complete.
Mispronunciation»
As many words are mispronounced
as are misspelled, according to a
writer In Capper’s Weekly. “Among
the mispronounced ones,” he says,
“are aviator, aviation and radiator.
The first ‘a’ Is pronounced as in ‘ate,’
■late," not as In ‘rather.’ The word
‘grimy’ Is often pronounced as if B
were spelled 'grlinmy.’ The ‘I’ should
be given the long sound. ’Route' Is
often pronounced ’rout.’ Il should be
•root.' The word ‘address,’ meaning
the superscription on a letter, is not
add ress, hut plain address with ac
cent no last syllable."
above
named
defend
Figure This One Out
Thought» of Modern
ants, Bertha C. Nation and Bert J.
"Where did you buy that miracle Nation, her husband, for the sum of
Girl Reading N ovel hat?"
$2500.00, together with Interest
Snow, despite Its frigidity, makes a
good blanket; that Is to say, It Is a
Published «very Thuredap at Har bud conductor of heat. Travelers have
mlston, Umatilla County, Oragon by hurled themselves In the snow to gain
warmth, and It la well known thut a
Joseph 8. Harvey, editor and man
snowfall protect? plants from frost.
ager.
An Eskimo need never be cold In his
Igloo, despite his building material,
Entered as second elaaa matter and If he lines It with skins he can
December, 1*0«, at the pestolflce at raise the temperature of his room to
Hermiston, Umatilla douiity, Oregon as much as IIX) degrees Fubrenhelt.
In point of fact, he raises Jt almost
as much In the ordinary course of con
Subscription Rates
struction ; this partially melts the
One Tear --------------------------- »» 0« snow, which later congeals into Ice.
Bin Months................. .—.......... H O® Thus the walls of the Igloo are re
inforced.
Heavens why do they make books
“I’m sorry, but I don’t think I know thereon at the rate of 6 per cent per
so long good night I've only read 87 what hat yon are referring to.”
pages counting skipping I wonder
“Well, yesterday you had a new annum from the 27th day of Novem
where on earthjs that racy part Julie hat on and I understand some one was ber, 1925, until paid, and for the
further sum of $350.00 as attorneys
told me about I wish I could find It calling It a miracle hat.”
this Isn't a hit Interesting here how
“1 remember some one telling me fee and for plaintiff's costs and dis
could any girl be such an Idiot as how well it becomes me, but I can't bursements in this suit, a n j for fur
this what’s her name gosh I »’pose seem to recall anyone calling it a ther decree that the defendants here
I’ll have to go back and look up her miracle hat.”
inabove named, and all of them, be
name where she first came in and who
“Indirectly some one did. If a hat foreclosed and barred of any and all
on earth is this peculiar Kicardo per can become a girl I certainly would
right, title, claim,lien or interest in
son who Is saying something now I call it a miracle bat.”
and to the premises hereinafter des
can't remember what be Is to her If
cribed, and for decree herein fore
anything I loathe characters like him
closing plaintiff's mortgage on the
anyways so high-minded and every
D ecline V erb “ to Cuss"
thing poisonous like that gosh I wish > The other man had darted to the premises hereinafter described and
1 didn't have to wade through this door and with his pistol was gestur directing that the real property there
conversational part hut everybody Is ing tlae manager, John H. Cusseu to a in and hereinafter described, to-wit:
raving about the books this author chair. . . .
The East 50 acres of the South Half
whut's his name keeps writing be
As Cusser burst yelling from the
of the Northeast Quarter of Sec
cause be is supposed to be so darned door opposite they leaped up and the
tion 31 In Township 4 North of
clever or something gosh I wish he'd four sped ufter the fugitives.
Range 28 East of Willamette
dry up thirty-seven pages and no neck At police headquarters Cussed Iden
Meridian, particularly described as
ing yet heavens what a bore 1 wonder - tilled both men, as did Miss Reardon.
commencing at the Southeast cor
what that word umbrage means It j —New York Times.
ner of the Northeast Quarter of
says she took umbrage I wonder If
that's a drug or something this Is IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
Section 31 ln Township 4 North
STATE OE OREGON FOR
getting good I bet that’s what it means
of Range 28 East of Willamette
1 wonder how you look up a word In
UMATILLA COUNTY
Meridian, thenae running north
tbe dictionary I’ve never done It you
1. L. Patterson, as Governor of the
on the Section line 80 rods, thence
have to know what letters come after State of Oregon, Sam A. Kozer, as
running at right angles West 100
each other or something to find any Secretary of State of said State, and
rods,
thence running at right an
thing In a dictionary I guess I'll read
gles south 80 rods more or less to
the last two pages and see how the Thos. B,. Kay, as State Treasurer of
said State, composing a board of
the south line of said northeast
thing comes out—Kansas City Star.
Commissioners for the sale of State
quarter of section 31, thence East
lands of said state for the investment
on the line last mentioned 100
of the funds arising therefrom under
rods, more or less to the place of
Date» of Founding
the name and style of the “State
beginning, together with all water
of Famoua College» Land Board,” Plaintiffs
rights and privileges of every kind
An Interesting compilation of the
vs.
thereto belonging or appurtalning
date? of the founding of the great uni
Bertha C. Nation and Bert J- Nat together with all the tenements, here
versities of the world has been made ion, her husband; Chester Deal and ditaments and appurtenances there
as follows: The University of Oxford
Deal, his wife; W. K. Deal unto belonging or In any wise apper
was founded by King Alfred In 872;
the first college of the University of and Ruth Deal, his wife; Harvey L taining, be sold in the manner pro
Cambridge was founded by Hugo, Payne and Loulas L. Payne, his wife; vided by law for the sale of real pro
bishop of Elv, In 1257; the University and G. W. Jackson and —‘-------- perty under foreclosure under exe
of Faris was founded by King Philip Jackson, his wife, Defendants.
cution to be issued on said judg
II, about 1200. The first university of
SUMMONS. Equity No. 4530.
ment and decree and that the pro
the German empire was at Prague,
To Chester Deal a n d -------------Deal ceeds from the sale thereof be applied
Bohemia, 1348; Trinity college, Dub his wife, the above named defend to the satisfaction of plaintiff's judg
lin, was Incorporated by royal charter ants:
ment in the amounts aforesaid, and
In 1501; the University of Edinburgh,
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE for such other relief as equity in the
the youngest in Scotland, was founded
m atter may require.
In 1582 by h charter by King James OF OREGON
You are hereby required to appear
IV of Scotland, 171 years after St. An
This summons is served upon yon
drews. the most ancient. Harvard uni ■anil answer the complaint filed by publication thereof pursuant to
versity had Ils beginning at Newton tgalnst you In the above entitled the order of the Honorable I. M.
afterward Cambridge, Mass., In 10811: court and cause within four weeks Schannep, Judge of the County Court
Yale university had its beginning at from the date of the first publica of the State of Oregon for Umatilla
Saybrook, Conn., In 1700, and was re tion of this summons, and if you faiI
moved to New Haven, In 1718, and the '.o so appear and answer for want County, duly made and entered on
William nnd Mary college was started thereof, the plaintiff will apply to the 3rd day of August, 1928, direct
ing that publication herein be made
In 1617, and was chartered ut Wil
said court for the relief prayed for once a week for a period of four
liamsburg, Va., In 1693.
ind demanded in Its complaint on weeks consecutively in the Hermiston
file ln tlie above entitled matter, to Herald of Hermiston, Oregon, and
wit:
that the first publication herein is
Bead The Herald W ant Ada.
For personal judgment and decree made pursuant to said order on the
9th day of August, 1928.
H. J. WARNER,
Attorney for Plaintiffs.
Postoffice address, Pendleton. Ore
gon.
43-5tc
Considerate of Mother
' Bobble bad Just been cleaned up for
the afternoon. As It was raining his
mother told him not to go off the
porch and get his feet w et Some
time later she missed him. and going
to tha door she called. A neighbor
answered saying Bobbis was at het
house, and she would Ilka to have
him stay. Bobbie's mother explained
that ha was not to leave the porch
and so he must come home at once
A minute later In came Bobble with
a stick In his hand.
"Here, mother," called Bobble, "1
brought you this stick so you wouldn't
have to go off the porch and get your
feet wet.*
f
Easy to Remember
Tn one of the large downtown stores
a clerk was telling a customer from
where he had come. "Briefly,” he said
with a delightful accent, “I come from
fork, hut to bfc more specific I come
from Farrandahadoremore, which Is a
little smaller than Farrnnadahadore
utoie, which Is a little smaller thnn
Farrandahadorberg. My father came
from the village, or suburb of Our
teenaoplgmore, which la larger than
llurteenasplgbeg." In Ireland there are
a great many places with names a
good deal bigger than they are.—De
troit News.
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Billy was very much excited over
tbe arrival of a new baby brother and
spread the news all over the neighbor
hood.
"Doea he look like you I" asked the
corner groceryman. trying to be so
viable with one of his best penny eus
towers.
Billy thought It over for a few mo
rneuts and then replied seriously: “Oh
no. he la a much deeper shade than I
am."
Tentative Value ef Festal Tel. Fixed.
Washington. D. C.—The Interstate
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uaed property of tha Postal Telegraph
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It was during the dollar day rush
that little Perry waa separated from
his mother and before long bis sobs
made him the center of an Interested
crowd.
A number of the women tried to con
sole him, and told him that his moth
er was dose by, but the little felinu
would not believe I t Finally he blub
hered: “1 look an’ I look, an* I cry an
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TRY FIRS! AT HOME
W hethter it is something we want to
buy, or some service we wished per-
ponned. why not try first at home?
There is not a single one of ns in this
entire community hut what will bene
fit to an appreciable degree if each
member of the community practices
this simple rule.
We w ant our home town to grow and
prosper—we want it to be a place in
which we will be proud to live. To
realize our desires and our dreams of
a better home community we must,
one and all, do onr share toward mak
ing it better—and the one big step
toward th at end is taken when we
each one try first to fulfill our needs
from home community sources.