OTB S n W B T O S HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. COLUMBIA THEATER HERMISTON .ORE. W h ere w ill y o u b e at Saturday and Sunday May 19 and 20 seven ty? “For Alimony Only” Recent Investigation, have shown that a large number of par­ sons are dependent on relatives or charity In their old age. When the autmn of life approaches, and the leaves of youthful vim and enthusiasm fall, It Is extremely difficult for any person, no matter how able, these Investigations prove, to compete In tha world of business and commerce. What better insurance against dependence In old nge than a savings account In a bank? Oe dollar will start you on the road to economic security. Starring Leatrlce Joy. A startling expose of the latest modern marriage triangle. A problem that Is one of the greatest Socio­ logical evils of the day. One that interests every divorced man or woman— every couple contemplating divorce. First N a tio n a l B ank Saturday and Sunday May 26 and 27 “F o r W iv e s O n ly ” STARRING MARIE PROVOST AND VICTOR VARCONI A comedy drama. A picture that will appeal to men and women alike. Friendship ever being discarded where beautiful women are concerned. Would a man kiss the wife of his best friend without encouragement? Come and see this picture, then answer the perplexing question for yourself. Interesting Light on O ld Labor Conditions An agreement for preventing lalwr disputes in ttie building Industry, drawn up 1,500 year? ago nt Sardis, In Asia Minor, reveals some Interesting parallels between labor conditions then and today. The document, Klcc- I trival Workers' Journal makes known. Is an agreement entered into by tint Sardis union of building urtisans and the artisans of the city. Some of the most Interesting provi­ sions are as follows: “ That we w ill complete all pieces of work given out to ns by any one of I the employers, provided that the etn- ' ployer is prompt in paying to us tlie wages mutually agreed upon. “ If, when a man undertaking tlie work declines it, some one of us lie found neither doing anything nor per­ forming work In uecordunee with tlie porvlslons herein written, we hind our­ selves to pay (the sum) as a line to he used for the city's public works. . . . “ And for tlie full discharge of the fine we pledge, under a lien both gen­ eral and individual, all our property, j present and future, of every kind and Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver $50,000 Genius Accorded to O ld Southern Mammy R. Alexander, Vice-President A. H. Norton, Cashier "Tlie southern mammy was Ameri­ ca’« first woman artist. She created our choicest ami most original food compositions,” declares Farm and Fireside's cooking expert In reviewing the home life of George Washington. “ Washington had one of these mam­ mies who made history in ttie Iitchen.’’ continues the urtlde, “ und their art had much to do with the happy social life of the home and tlie world wide fame of the South, for Its hospitality In Colonial days could not have been without the 'genius of these dusky women.” Washington’s particular colored cook was fumed for miles around and Mount Vernon became noted for its hospitality. Tlie dinners given within its beamed dining room played an Im- portant part In Washington's life and In the political development of tlie country. At that festal board the fiery patriots of tlie Revolution decided tlie future of the new nation. C. C. PR O E BST EL | WANT Aflil FOR SALK FOR SALE— 1 bedstead, spring and mattress, 2 rocking ahairs, 1 six- hole range, 1 sanitary couch and pad. Phone 96-W. 34-tfc For sale, trade or rent— Three room cottage on west side. A. W. Ag­ new. 31-tfc Pure Jersey milk, delivered night and morning, Can be bought at the Hermiston Market on Ice. H. E. Hanby, Phone 25-M. 30-tfc Building, in the City of Stanfield, Umatilla County, Oregon, on the 31st day of May, 1928, at 2 o’clock P. M. for the urpose of electing one Super­ visor to succeed F. A. Baker, whose term expires, and for the purpose of receiving ani.ual reports and trans­ acting such ther business as may pro­ perly come before the meeting. F. A. BAKER, Secretary for Board of Supervisors. 37-Jtc HERMISTON BRIEFS The American Legion and Auxil­ iary will enjoy a picnic together at the reservoir Sunday evening. Those going will meet at th club roms at 6:30. Foor sale— A new supply of adding F. B. Swayze, E. P. Dodd and C. machine rolls, at the Herald. W. Kellogg drove to Yakima Friday on business. Mr. Swayze and Mr. FOR SALE— Certified Netted Gem Kellogg returned Sunday evening. seed potatoes. Call or write B. F. Mr. Dodd will remain at his ranch for Dupls, or Inland Empire Bank, a week. Pendleton, Oregon. 37-4tc Mrs. A. H. Norton entertained at 2 Registered Holstein bull calves for sale. C. A. Lynch. 37-2tp a luncheon Wedneday honoring Miss Martha Farrar. Four tables were FOR SALE— Big 6 McCormick mow­ in play during, the afternoon. High er, good shape. J. H. Hunt. 37-lp score went to Mrs. Ralph Richarde. Low score to Mrs. Ralph. MISCELLANEOUS Mr. and Mrs. Carl McNaught re­ FOR RENT— Good bluegrass pasture turned Tuesday evening from a trip for cows. B. J. Nation. 36-tfc in the valley. Mrs. McNaught spent Mther’s day with her daughter, Wanted— Cattle for summer pasture. Nancy, at 0. A. C. They were ac­ J. H. Canfield w ill collect cattle companied home by Mrs. J. F. Mc­ Monday, April 9. See Henry Som- Naught who w ill make an indefinite merer for particulars, 31-lp. Try Burk’s for Bargains. 8 9-tic Mrs. E. P. Dodd and daughter Ruth were Pendleton visitors over th® week WANTED-—2o new subscribers to nd. Ruth hlpde her cousin, Cather­ The Herald by May 1. ine Collins, celebrate her birthday Saturday. Mrs. Ddd’g father, Mr. INSURANCE PACIFIC MUTUAL LIFE INSUR­ Alexander, enjoyed his birthday Sun­ day, so they were there for that oc­ ANCE COMPANY. JOHN HADDOX, HERMISTON. casion also. Watch, clock and Jewelry repairing. See Newell, next door to Sappers. SENIOR CLASS ENTERTAINED 18-tft Odd Job Repairs I do elclmlning and build cess­ pools. S. Jensen. 4-tfc REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RB ALTOR. 2« tff Burk’s for Bargains. 39-tfc Hermiston Second Hand Store. — Furniture and Hardware, Harness, Saddles, Wagons. Wandering Jew slips, 35c dozen. 11-tfc Tomato Plants for sale. Briggs. Mrs. Geo. 33-2tp Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Cherry enter­ tained in honor of the senior class Saturday evening at their home. The senior boys were asked to bring addi­ tional girls, there being only three in the class. An evening of stunta consisting of get together march, Intelligence test, athletics, senior traits, singing and valedictory was enjojyed. Prizes went to Nell Reeve« and Gerald McKenzie. Daffodil, the class flower, was used in the color scheme. I I R epublican C andidate for R e-electio n i P resen t D istrict A tto rn ey .... YAY PRIMARIES 1928 I ... Nine years Court experience and in County af­ fairs, the past four years as District Attorney. The first District Attorney to maintain an office in the Court House, employing no stenographer, thus sav­ ing the County rent and office expense.. .1 have maintained the office as a public office, and not as a sideline to a private downtown law practice, de­ voting my entire time to the duties of the office... ... Official records show that I have been success­ ful in my prosecutions; that I have won all my supreme court cases, and have kept Umatilla county out of expensive litigation. .1 have applied all) public money w ith advantage and aavinb) to the taxpayers. .1 have become w^ell acquainted and. ..am good terms w ith city, county, state and fec’Jeral officers, and will actively coopeporate with them in the enforcement of all laws. . .1 was born and reared in Umatilla Cnuuty and am a qualified and practicing lawyer. Served dur­ ing the late war In the Regular Army, 12th Infan­ try, 8th Division. I am a home owner and taxpayer and have a family consisting of a wife and two ....The oath of office is my pledge, my recrd your guarantee. Why change without reason. ; I i I PROFESSIONAL CARDS Á//Á 'em dead" A t fro e s n , d ro i« l« > , war«, department •tore« aad Standard O il Barrie« Station«. Paoked ia kits (w ith improved eprayer), pint«, quart«, gal ionsJ-giallona,barrel a aad M barrala. tory, and w hy: Jesus: As a man takes precedence of all other? by virtue of the new and ’ simple doctrines which He brought Into the world—tlie universal, loving fatherhood of God. Buddha: Al­ though I d different language, lie, too, had called men to self-forgetfulness 500 years before. Aristotle: Laid the foundations for research and classifi­ cation of scientific knowledge. Ba­ con : Set men to thinking along new, fresh lines; w-lio between 1210-121)3 prophesied tlie steamboat and air- ' plane. Asokn: The only military monarch on record who abandoned warfare after victory. Lincoln: Em­ bodies the essential characteristic of America; standing for the quality yf opportunity, for the right and tlie chance of the child of tlie humblest borne to reach the highest place. associated with F. V. PRIME, D. M. D. General Dentistry X-Ray and Diagnosis Bank Bldg. Phons CoaaseMon Evenigs by appointment. W. J. W ARNER Attorn ey-at-Lrw Hermiston h Orcg« I:: s. M c K e n z ie , m . d - Eye. Ear- Nose and Throat Office: 1-2-3 Inland Empire Bldg. Pendleton, Oregon JAMES L. SEARS, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office Phons 788. Rss. Phono T il Office in First National Bank Bldg. DR. DAVID S. ROWE, Chiropractor and Physiotherapist Specializing in Acute and Chronic Disease. Location, 2 doors west of Postoffioo Hours, 10 to 6. and by appointment. Office Phone 303 Res. Phone 811 HERMISTON, OREGON DR. A. E. MARBLE Chiropractor I traet both Acute and Chronic Dia- i eases. ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■I ■ ■ ■ IF I T ’ S A JO B 0 I ■ : HAULING 5 * CALL US TO DO THE WORK ■ " FOR YOU Various Gases W R IT E IN THE The bureau of standards says that water gas, usually enriched with oil. Is the principal gas manufactured In the United States for city supply. Most nntural gas has a higher heat­ ing value and Is, therefore, more val­ uable, although It does not communi as high a price as water gas, because the supply Is usually so great. Oil gas Is a term used to designate a number of gn?es manufactured from oil. The differences between these various gases depend upon the rel­ ative proportions of the several con- rtituents which make up the inix- tures. NAME S. E. NOTSON Fountain Pen Not Neu> REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR i i R e p r e se n ta tiv e fo r C on gress I Second District i I PRIMARY ELECTION MAY 18 Fountain pens were used as long ago as IODO, when reference was made In a hook to their use by trav­ elers. In 1788 fountain pens were first mentioned In on advertisement, and about this time they hud come to he called by their present name. In a “ Dictionary of Arts und 8cl- ences,” published In 1754, fountain pens were defined as “ a pen made ol silver, brass, etc., contrived to eon tain a considerable quantity of Ink and let It flow out.” —London T il Hits Light The bureau of standards says that S. E. N O T SO N FAVORS: — Construction of Umatilla Rapids. — More lberal forestry policy. — Unflinching enforcement of the 18th Amendment. — Court to settle international dis-putes, with proper ion of national integrity. of good roads. — Development of resources of the — More liberal federal support Northwest. protect­ — Outlawry of war. —Just treatment of former soldiers. WAS BORN AND REARED ON A FARM AND IS FAMILIAR WITH FARMER'S PROBLEMS W rite in and mark th is : X S. E. JOTSOW. MOTTO: Just and fair treatment for all in all things. Paid adv. by Notson-for-Congress Club,.Spencer Crawford, Secrt- tary, Heppner, Oregon . 5 We Have the Truoks and ■ * Experienced Men to Handle the g » Business. ■ a 1 WE CAN FIGURE WITH YOU S ON LONG HAULS | ■ O' | I S. BOYD T. JENKINS, D. M. Office across street from Hurly’s :grocery. , The World’» Greatest Phone 481 These are tlie men that H. G. Office Hours, 10 to 12; 1:80 to 6. Wells regards as the greatest In his­ Hermiston, Oregon. — Paid Adertlsement. No Use for Soft Couche» It was natural, on account of the rigors of climate, that Interest In sleeping Arrangements should be pro nounced In northern countries. Sore ly uo southern race evolved the feath er bed. Among the humble Saxon TAKEN UP NOTICE folk, writes Estelle H. Ries, In the Notice is hereby given that I have Mentor Magazine beds were simple taken up and kept for about 2 days sacks filled with straw and laid on at the old John Hoffman ranch, 2 1-2 benches or chests. This use of straw miles north of Hermiston the follow­ continued for centuries, even on the ing described animals: Three bay t>e