THE HXBMXSTOE HERALD. HEBMISTO3. ' OBEGOOT.. SCHOOL NEWS C O L U M B IA T H E A T E R T H R IFT Saturday and Sunday February 11 and 12 “CLINGING V IN E ” S a v e an E xtra H undred $ $ in less th an a year YOU CAN HAVE IT EASILY BY DEPOSITING TWO DOLLARS EVERY WEEK IN A SAVINGS AC­ COUNT. De Mllle productin. Starring Leatrtce Jy and Tom Moore. What kind of women do men rike?This story proves what none have doubted. .Come and see for yourself. A geuins in business but a dumbell in love. Wednesday and Thursday February 15 and IS “T H E W A R H O R SE 0 Starring Buck Jones and his horse. Silver. A story of a horse’s services in the cause of humanity. A splendid tribuOe to man’s best friend In his services in the World War on the battle­ fields of France. Saturday and Sunday February 18 and 19 “THE U N K N O W N ” First N a tio n a l B ank Starring Lon Chancy and Joan Crawford; the same same cast as played "Unholy Three," a tale of circus life. Lon Chaney thhows knives with his feet and many other marvelous tricks, still proving himself the Mystery wonder. of Hermiston Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver *8 0 ,0 0 0 F. B. Swayae, Prci. R. Alexander, Vice-President A. H. Norton, Cashier FOR RENT— Three room cottage on west side. A. W. Agnew 23-tfc WANT ADS READ THE WANT ADS FEED PRICE QUOTATIONS Less Than Mail Order — AT THE— FOR SALE (Furnished by the Farm Bureau For sale— Toggenberg goat to fresh­ Co-operative of Hermiston. Unless en soon. Cheap. Inquire Herald. 22 otherwise specified, prices are per FOR SALE— No. 3 Primrose cream hundredweight.) Cow feed ..................................... *2.25 separator, less than 2 years old, in perfect condition. One steel wheel Egg Mash ....................................... 2-40 wagon. J. M. Prindle. 22-tfc Fattening Mash ............................ 2.20 Cod Liver Oil................................ 2.70 FOR SALE— Rhode Island Red eggs, Scratch ........................................... 2.20 Wheat, whole .............................. 2.05 50c a setting. Mrs. Joe Dyer. 23-tfc Wheat, ground .............................. 2.15 Corn, w h o le ...................................... 2.00 FOR SALE — Strawberry plants, Corn, ground................................... 2.10 Clark’s Seedling, Improved Oregon Corn, cracked ................................. 2.10 and Marshalls, 75c per 100, *5 Barley ................. - ........................... 1-90 per 1000 Joe Dyer. 23-tfc Barley, grou n d ............................... 2.00 FOR SALE— Our oil machines are Oats ........................................... — 2.25 2.35 going fast. We have 6 Masters, Oats, ground .................... 540s, 1925 model, and 1 375 St. Shorts 8 0 s ....................................... 1.32 Mlllrun 80s .......................................1.20 Helens left. White Hatchery. 23-tfc Bran 60s ..............................................84 Middlings 80s ............................... 1-85 FOR SALE— About 180 feet of 16 Lamb Feed ..................................... 2.25 inch wood pipe. Jap Templeton. 13-tfc Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh Satur­ day celebrated his 26th birthday by a For sale— Wineeap apples, 3 grades. 250-mlie air jaunt from San Juan, Tom Stewart. 7-tfc. Porto Rico, to Santo Domingo, where fully 100,000 enthusiastic spectators Foor sale—A new supply of adding witnessed his arrival. machine rolls at the Herald. Uncle Sam’s family is growing. The BUY YOUR MILK FROM A TESTED population of continental United herd that is free of tuberculosis. States two years hence Is estimated Morning and evening deliveries of at 123,283,324 by Dr. Joseph A. HUI. Jersey milk. Dairy butter. Butter­ assistant director of the census bu milk, Ec quart. Phone 25-M. H. E. reau. In 1920 it was 105,710,620. Hanby. l« tf University Punishes Hazers. Burk's, headquarters for Army Shoes. Seattle, Wash.—Five members of 39-tie Coach Enoch Bagshaw’s varsity foot­ ball team and four other students FOR SALE— Good, clean, scientific­ prominent in University of Washing­ ally cooled Jersey milk and sweet ton campus activities have been pun­ cream, delivered morning and eve­ ished for being members of the hooded ning. Phone 78-W. L. C. Dyer. gang that last week kidnaped Marion 14-tfc Zioncheck, student body president, hazed him and threw him into Lake FOR WAT.IB— No. 1 fresh eows. B. Washington. Two of the number have Hammer. 3 7-tfc been expelled from the university, six have been suspended from all athletic and other activities for 11 months, and MBCELLANEOU* the other has been suspended tor • For rent— Four room house. Inquire shorter period. Knerr’s Repair Shop or residence. 17-tfc. Reforestation Bill Passed by Senate. Washington. D. C.—The McNary bill INSURANCE appropriating *40,000,000 for refores­ PACIFIC MUTUAL LIFE INSUR­ tation and flood control upon Ameri­ ANCE COMPANY. can watersheds over a period of eight JOHN HADDOX. HERMISTON. years was passed unanimously by the senate. The bill now goes to the Odd Job Repairs I do clclmlnlng and build cess­ house. pools. S. Jensen. 4-tfc THE MARKETS Portland Watch, clock and Jewelry repairing. 8a« Newell, next door to Sappers. Wheat—Big Bend bluestem, *1.39; 13-tfe hard white, federation, soft white, western white, »1.15; hard winter, u r tT . ESTATE exchanger and *1.21; northern spring, »1.22; western IXBURANCR. J M. BIOGS, RE­ red. *1.20. CTOR. l* -tfc Hay — Alfalfa, *18018.50; valley timothy. »18018.50; eastern Oregon 39-tfc timothy. *20.50021. *'a for Bargains. Butterf at—49052c. -mis ton P Eggs—Ranch, 24 0 27c. Pornirure id Hardware, Cattle—8teers, good. *11.50012.50. life. ,a lìdi—, V. EUM. Hogs—Medium to choice. *809.16. Lambs—Medium to choice, *11© 'fc ry Burk's for Bar 13.85. Seattle. ta . . IwAMMi co.. Port- Wheat—8oft white, western white, i^ u -ren dleton and way points. We solicit your freight shipments. *1.26%; hard winter, *1-31; western E R. Bowman, agent. Bowman’s red, *120%; northern spring. *1.24%; Shoe Shop. 23-tfc bluestem, *1.41%; dark northern spring, *1.43%; dark hard winter. FOR SALE— 160 White Leghorn pul »1.37%. leu . hatched April 1. I »27. F. M. Hay — Alfalfa, *24; timothy. »28; GulwlU. 23-ltc P. 8.. »24. Butterf at-61c. FOR SALE— Areount wife's 111 health Eggs—Ranch, 24c. am telling my entire herd of dairy Cattle—Steers, choice, *1101». stock. 33 head Holeteina and Jer Hogs—Prime. *9 25 00.40. aeys. most of them purebred*. In Spokane. eluding Prindle Holstelns. Sell Cattle—Steers, good, J11.3S013.OO. In numbers to suit buyer. L. H Hogs-Good, *900.1*. Hughes. Pilot Bock. Ore. 31-lTf bAl —. - m » Family Wardrobe Not an article in the store that costs more than mail order. MOST OF IT COSTS LESS. We buy right, so can selll right. We’ve not had in stock many things you’ve called for in the past — we may not have them now— but we will have, for we are growing. We are going to fill the name we’ve given the store. So if we have to tell you we don’t have it when you call for a thing don’t think, ‘‘Oh, they don’t have anything," but come again— we may have Just what you want. You can save money this way, and for you to encourage us puts us in a position to encourage and help you— if saving for you is a help. In the future we plan some additions each week. Last week we received a number of things in men’s wear— this week we are expecting our Ladies’ Children’s and Men’s Hosiery Line to be almost completed. COMPARE THESEPRICES— OVERALLS Full 220 weight, trlpie stitched— bar stichlng at points of strain................................................................... $140 W O R K SH IR T S We have four weights of material in these, so that many prices ranging to *1.50— It’s very heavy. The lightest is triple stiched, 2 pockets, just right for summer........... 62c SO C K S Our line of work socks is all one could ask for. The heaviest grade Is 20c, medium 15c. We have some for dress, but the line will not be completed until the line we’re expecting arrives. We have also a bunch of sec­ onds for ........................................................................................... 10c GLOVES Two grades, 10 oz. gloves at 20c pair, *1.60 doz.; 6 oz. gloves, 12c pair, per dozen, *1.10, thus getting them for less than ............................................................. ............................ COMING!! 10c A t th e C ozy T h ea tre UMATILLA F eb ru ary 1 4 - 1 5 - 1 6 THAT BIGGEST OF BIG SPECTACULAR PRODUCTIONS “BEN HUR” Thirteen Reels of Thrills THIRTEEN REELS OF THRILLS Don’t K im Yki*! Be n t T in e to See it All! REMEMBER THE DATES Show Starts at 7:30 P. M. Admission— 25-50c Subscribe for The Herald--$2,00 The freshman class are going to sell candy at the public speaking play which is to be given Saturday, February 11. This is the first time the freshmen have tried to raise money for their class activities. The public speaking class program is well under way. and from all in­ dications it will be a success. It wtM begin promptly at 8 o’clock on Saturday evening, February 11. LODGE DIRECTORY w . ------ > ■■■ ..-a - .. . ■ r.L -'S VINEYARD LODGE NO. 205, I. O. O. F. meets each Monday evening in Odd Fellows* hall. Visiting members cor­ dially Invited. W. R. Longhorn, Secretary. Cecil Warner. N. O. PROFESSIONAL CARDS BOYD T. JENKINS, D. M. D. associated with The winners of the declamatory eontest were as follows; Humorous. F. V. PRIME, D. M. D. ■I Dorothy Hitt, Anna Gaither and General Dentistry i Ruth Cherry. Dramatic, Elba Ham­ rick, Jane Warner and Mary Brown- X-Ray and Diagnosis son. The next elimination will be Bank Bldg. Phons Connection held around March 1. The oratori­ Eve nigs by appointment. cal contest wag not given at this elimination, but was postponed until a later date. W. J. W ARNER The grade schools have begun work on their selections for the de clamatory contest which will be held some time in the near future. Attorney-at-Lav Hermiston I : : Oregea h s. M c K enzie , m . d - The results of the last debate Eye. Ear. N om and Throat were: Our affirmative was defeated I by Pendleton here and our negative Office: 1-2-3 Inland Empire Bldg. Pendleton, Oregon won over Umatilla. Our team will continue their work due to the fact that they won one debate. Umatilla was eliminated from the contest for JAMES L. SEARS, M. D. championship. Both our teams plan Physician and Surgeon to debate again in the near future. Office Phone 733. Res. Phone T13 The faculty and the girls' basket Office in First National Bank Bldg. , ball team have planned to meet in a game at the auditorium February 18. From all appearances this will DR. DAVID S. ROWE, be a very lively game. Chiropractor and Physiotherapist The high school carnival has bean postponed to March 3. The original Specializing in Acute and Chronic | plans for booths and other enter­ Disease. tainments will be used. Location, 2 doors west of Postoffioe Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment. ’ WHATZWAT Office Phone 303 Res. Phone *1* In the Seventh Grade THE WAY WE SNOWBALL "What’s the matter? Why didn't you hit John with that snowball? He’s on the other side.” “I was too close to him to throw.” “W hat’s happened since I left? Can’t even snowball.” ' "No, you’ll soon find out that it is much better to give whoever you are going to throw at a chance.” "Maybe so, Bill, Say! those girls are coming. Let’s snowball them." “No, .don’t snowball them. Come on let’s get even sides and have a good fight.” "Wowee! I got one in the ear, but it wasn’t a watersoaker.” "There goes the bell. Come on. Last one in the school house is the nigger baby.” “I like your idea of fighting with even sides and giving a fellow a chance. You’re not so apt to get hit.” No watersoaker, no hitting anyone when you’re within twenty feet, and have even sides, is my motto from now on. Written by Dick Martin. Cow High Producer The January record of cow test­ ing in the Umatilla Dairy Improve­ ment assocltlon gave one of Sylvan Pierson’B Holstelns a poduction of 88.9 pounds of butterfat for the month, according to the report of Ernest Houser, official tester. THE STORK Mr. and Mrs. O. L. Barlow are the parents of a son that was born Tuesday, January 31. at the Hermis­ ton hospital. They Just recently moved to Hermiston and are making their home in the Crowder house on Gladys avenue. Words M ott Used Analysis of business letters, news- I papers and ordinary correspondence has produced a list of 60 words said to be used more frequently than uny others: The, and. of. to, I, a. In, that, you, for, It, was. Is. will, as, have, not, with, be, your, at, we, on, he, by, but, my, this, his, which, dear. from, are, i all, me. so. one. If, they had, has, very, i were, been, would, she, or, there. I her. an. The first 12 words make, on the i average. 30 out of every 100 words J commonly used. The 50 words run 50 to the if*» In all ordinary writing, j Only one of the 50. “very,* has more than one syllable. Paper-Shelled Nut» With reference to the pecan, the term “paper shell” has been extended In Its application until It Is now prac­ tically without significance. Originally applied to those types of pecans hav­ ing such thin shells that one could easily be cracked when two were crushed together in one hand, the term during recent years has been made to Include all cultivated varie­ ties. many of which have fully as hard shells as the average wiki nuts. Prop­ erly speaking, the term “paper shell“ never referred io a particular variety; Its correct application has been only with reference te varieties having yeef j thin shells. HERMISTON, OREGON M arcelling 75 cents S h am p ooin g 50 cents EXPERIENCED OPERATOR H E R M IS T O N B E A U T Y SH O PPE H o m e C ookin g IS OUR SPECIALTY HOME MADE PASTRY WE SERVE 40c LUNCH FROM 11:30 TILL 3:00 P. M. 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