TH E EEBMISTOH TTBRArn, flílfr ^rrraütímf ^rralù Published every Thursday at Her­ miston, Um atilla County, Oregon by Joseph 8. Harvey, editor and man­ ager. Entered as second olaas m atter December, 190«, a t the p estoffice at Hermiston, U m atilla County, Oregon. Subscription Rates One Tear ................................ ...... »1.0« Biz M o n th s ____ _____________ WHAT TO DO »LOO and a lighter stand of alfaira which Carry Their Hobbiee have accompanied Indifferent cultiva­ With Them on Train tion has reduced the yield. But Most people tlilnk that commuter« ch iefly for the second reason, which Is the system of irrigation now gen­ spend their time on the train reading tlie newspapers or chatting about erally employed. business. Playing cards Is also a The project at first was Irrigated well-known club car pastime for men from furrows which carried the water who must Journey an hour or more directly to none or very few of the on their twice-a-day trip. But there plants and furnished moisture to are other occupations. nearly all by a lateral sub-irrigation. Girls knit and sew on their way to This enabled the plant to drive its the office and sometimes write letters root system to considerable depth ou the morning express. Incidentally, and develop a strong support fo r ; women seem to prefer novels to news- grow th, w ith the reasonable result papers as they shuttle to and from 1 the Job. Then cross-word puzzles of producing a heavy grow th of al­ keep some members of both sexes falfa. busy, some of them eagerly entering The border system of free flooding the puzzle mazes on the station plat­ is now universally employed and u p ­ form before the train pulls in. on the lighter soils the plant Is sub Now and then a chess addict may merged once in 7, 8 or 9 days through be observed with a pocket folding the grow ing season. No plant thus board, working out profound prob­ flooded can recover and begin growth lems of the game. He weurs, con­ w ithin 4 days, hence half the work­ sciously or unconsciously, a mantle of superiority In the presence of the ing tim e of the plant Is lost. cross-word puzzlers. And again where new seeding Is i There Is considerable study done on done the baby plant Is discouraged th(J commuters’ trains, usually by from the first and develops fin ally a younger commuters.—1’hlluilelphi Led- feeble root system only a few inches ger. in depth and produces a grow th o f , — ■ ---- — ■■ ■ ITOU. OSXGOV. Vancouver to Get Big Whisky Cargo. *nnu“> from the 28th day of Septem- Glasgow, Scotland. — The biggest I ***r’ ^®2*’ u n til paid, and for the shipment of whisky ever to leave this l ,urtber BUni ° f »350.0« as attorney's ;lty on one vessel was loaded on the I fee*’ and ior Pla*n tHf'8 costs and iner Salacia which sailed for Van- di8b,,r8enieut8. taxed at »4 8.30. ouver, B. C.. Saturday. The vessel wh,ch Mld decree ai»d Judgment and will carry 100.000 cases of assorted | order ° f 8a*e bave been duly dock- liquor and many casks totaling more Ieted and enro*,ed in the office of the than 1,250,000 bottles. | 8ald Court> and in and by which said Judgment and decree and order M_ , . ___ . ____. .__ .. . _ ... . I of sale It was directed that the ,., • I hereinafter described real property Washington D. C - S e c r .t a r , of the UmattIla Cou Oregon. „ Treasury Mellon said he is not a can I w itj, the tenem ents, hereditam ents didate for the republican presidential and appurtenances thereunto belong­ nomination and knows nothing about ing or In any wise appertaining and a boom reported started for him. also all of the estate, right and in ­ W in SU C C ESS I N B U S IN E S S A T 3 t o h n h f > ) O f t íK e r • i! f a l l i i h ,» V J « # ST A R T N O W In a fe w short m o n th s yo u can be fillin g a p a yin g p osition en d o n the ro ad to success. Y o u can go w h e re yo u w a n t, b u y w h a t you w a n t , B E w h a t yo u w a n t, w h e n yo u c o m b in e ih e a b ility w ith th e rig h t tra in in g . terest of said defendants in and to the same be sold by the S heriff of U m atilla County, Oregon, to satisfy The developm ent of land In near­ W r k e today fo r F R E E S U C C E S S Cat- ■log. W e tilled o ve r lOOO pooitioaa said judgm ent and all costs. ly any part of the country brings last year. Now, Therefore, I w ill on the 7th w ith It plenty of problems. These B e h n k e -W a lk e r day of January, 1928, at the hour of latter have a way of bobbing up to B U S IN E S S C O L L E G E 2 o'clock in the afternoon of said P o rtla n d O -e s o n disconcert us Just when we think the day, at the front door of the Court going has eased up a bit and we are bouse in the City of Pendleton, Uma­ destined to travel at a less strenu­ NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SALE tilla County, Oregon, sell all of the ous pace. The Herm iston project is right, title and interest which the UNDER EXECUTION no exception to this usual condition said defendants, or either of them Itg obstacles have been many. It was destined origin ally to bring in N otice is hereby given that by vlr had therein on the 7th day of Sept- tue of an execution issued out of t h e |ember’ 1922■ or since then have ac showers of gold as a fruit producing P‘ W h eT t h T ^ r d e r system I. used Humorous Talk Went I I n h w J o f i A fit* * T h n t !Clrcuit Court of the State of Oregon “ulred or now have In and to the ,o1' country, but It refused to fit into upon meadows started and developed Maternity Cases onr Specialty A 777 , . . . ,7 7 for C m atilla County to me directed low lng descrlbed Premises situated such a destiny, and orchards that by the lateral sub-irrigation, the re A good Bret Harte story is told by d delivered uDon » ludvm cn, in U m atilla County, State of Oregon. OUR MOTTO: were planted In high hopes of wealth su its are more favorable. William H. Crane, the veteran actor, ja “ aellvered uP°n a judgm ent and " When and Independence were pulled out by FAIRNESS AND SERVICE meadows require an irrigation only In “Footprints and Echoes." Bret i decree and order of sale rendered in | The East H alf of the Northwest disgusted operators who had nearly said court on the 5 th day of Decem­ once In 30 days, still less m ischief is Harte was engaged to deliver a hu­ Conte and see us about our n w Quarter of the Southwest Quarter everyone lost money. ber, 1927, in favor of State of Ore­ done by the unnatural way of supply­ morous lecture in a small western and reasonable rates. Oradt».te of the N ortheast Quarter of Section city. Just after he had started, one gon, represented and actin g by the Then the project farms had a new ing the m oisture to the soil. nurse in attendance at all time s 35 Township 6 North of Range of the deacons sitting on the stage World War Veterans State Aid Corn- destiny fitted out for them. From The project is very favorable for grabbed hold of his coat and whis- mission against Warren B. Ham ilton, I 35 E. W. M. containing 5 acres, their acres alfalfa, kin g of forage TELEPHONE 881 the production o f corn which is al­ pe7*<1:1.J more or less, . . . . . . ¡unmarried, in the suit therein pend- crops, was to bring In w ealth. Such ways irrigated from furrows, but if Hold on a minute, 1 want to make fng, whereln the sta te of Oregon, together w lth the tenem ents- heredl a result did accrue for a number of the corn was flooded as Is alfalfa, an announcement. renresentes and nctino- ie „ n r -.i J I tam ents and appurtenances thereunto years when stands were new and war Harte was very much m nch a s t o n is h e d represented and acting by the World | . , , astonished the result would be disastrous. W ar V eterans State Aid Commission ^ lo n g in g or in any wise appe, tain­ prices prevailed. A sharp reduction These, those or they who fastened and stepped aside, while the deacoo ts plaintiff, and the said Warren B iug and a11 of the righ t’ estate’ title In the price of hay that came with the border system of irrigation upon took the center of the platform. Ham ilton, unmarried, and W. H. Al- and ,nlere8t ° f 8ald defendants in post war adjustm ents slow ly convln “Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, the Hermiston project may have “ the t ^le sam e’ sa |d lands to be ced farm operators that alfalfa farm after a pause, “Is Mr. Rogers l i bee were defendants, for the sum of I and next m ove.” »2,625.19, w ith interest thereon at 8oId at public auctlon to the highest Jones in the hall?” ing as a cash crop proposition with R. C. CANFIELD. There was a protracted pause hnd, the rate of 4 per cent per annum bldder for casb *n hand, the pro­ out livestock husbandry as a part ol ng Mr. Jones failed to respond, the from the 3rd day of October 1926 teed8 of 8aid 8a,e to be applied to the schem e was doomed to go the We Haul de" u ^ „ C??t.,DUrd :, k , unt" Pald- a»d for the further sum the sati8fa<*i°n <>* 8ald execution and EQUIPMENT GOES WEST same way as the dream of opulence Many truckloads of highw ay de­ , u 7 r ® , P,* H , 8 "re ° f *300 " attorney’s fee, and for the “» C08t8' ANYTHING w ith orchards as the medium of say tl,at that his ,wif* wife 1,a8 has Just died. . 7 c l rx.*.* partm ent equipment, apparently fori to A S,ly Ja8t. dled' Dated th is 25 day of November, welth producer. As everyone In the the small city c..„ win ,, urther sum of $42.75 costs and dis- ANYWHERE L As everyone In small ’ city It seems to be a weakness of hum use helping keep the highw ay down lntlmntelv acquainted with Mrs. Jones, bursements, which said decree and 1927. ANYTIME R. T. COOKINGHAM. an nature to seek the “ big strike, the Columbia river clear of snow, j jfarte'g task, giving a humorous Ice- I Judgment and order of sale have been Sheriff of U m atilla County, Oregon. went w est through Hermiston early ture, was far from successful. duly docketed and enrolled in the of- the one way In which to make money TELEPHONE 31 i flee of the clerk of said court, and in I As a matter of fact it la the except this week. Graders were used on and by which said judgm ent, decree I lonal case In w hich money Is made the highw ay In this district to re­ One Secret o f Succest - and order of sale it was directed that I by way of the sudden strike, or In move the surface snow to aid traffic. A great deal of nonsense Is written any spectacular fashion. If we get about success. More poor advice, we the hereinafter described real pro-1 THE STORK ______ right down to canes, m aking money believe, Is ______________________ given to the young on this perty in U m atilla County. Oregon, to- ( Mr, and Mrs. Lee Savely are the theme than on any other. The Cotir- |geth er w ith the tenem ents, heredita- on the farm or range seldom ever Is spectacular, except on the lips of an parents of a baby daughter, born age Brother type of magazine and Ihe ments and appurtenances thereto b e-| eloquent talker who can condense Monday, December 26, at St. An­ Sympathetic Syndicate Sisters have longing or in any wise appertaining perfected mass production on the se­ i and also all of the estate, right and I the grim figh tin g, the long chances thony’s hospital. crets of success. Interest of said defendants In and tc the battles with the off seasons and ... . „ . i Recently a plain newspaper report- Don’t forget t o tune up the old the periods of depression Into a talf O d Q id Rules Are Revived. I er interviewing a great author, asked ¡the same, bo sold by the sh eriff of For the hole family and use mod­ car and give it an overhauling so requiring two hours to tell. Then New York, N. Y.—After a short co- if he wrote only when Inspiration Umatllla County, Oregon, to satisfy that it won’t balk and refuse to ern machinery and the best of we tnay get fu ll effect of the spec bate over the changes made early this came. “My dear fellow, no,” said Ihe sa’d judgm ent and costs, join the party on New Year’s F,xe. mterials. Yon are assured of the Doll it up and it will want to show- tacular. But If we have the privl year In tho football rules, the Amor- { author. “I go to work each morning I W herefore, I w ill, on the 14th day best of service in our shop. off to its neighbors. lege o f know ing Intim ately the men lean Football Coaches association ap- nt nlne ° ’r|ock and pound away seven | of January, 1928, at the hour of We have just installed a new and women who achieve success proved a recommendation to eliinin- j or elg,lt hours. If 1 waited for moods ‘ two o’clock in the afternoon of said ♦SERVICE V inspiration«, 1 would do very day, at the front door of the court- w hile they are achieving it, we know ate the alterations affecting use of WITH A \ house ln the CHy of p e n(J, etolL Um. that success Is a matter of slow the lateral pass and the recovery of little writing. S M IL E " « x s I“ ™* o ” “ ”- • “ » • growth over a period o f years ac­ fumbled punts. The coaches voted In written In two words as ..... ......... IIERMISTON cording to very d efin ite principles favor of returning to the 1926 rules Hard Work.—Harry Daniel, ln Thrift right, title and interest w hich the said defendants, or either of them, w ith the variable known as chance affecting these features. Magazine. SERVICE had on the 18th day of September, playing a greater or less, usually a STATION And are prepared to oil and re­ 1922, or since then have acquired oi minor, part. F R A N K LITTLE N o t W ork» o f Romance P re tty Soft pair your harness during the win­ PROPRIETOR now have, in and to the follow ing B earing in mind the foregoing, we Newspaper men called frequently to "Explorers have found a tribe of ter season. Ask us about this new described premises situated In Uma­ may bring our survey up to date the offices of the United Stales Steel half civilized natives In the wilds of service. and find that we are already success­ corporation to await for lengthy pe the Asiatic Caucasian mountains tilla County, State of Oregon, to-w lt: ful. Not In the measure of money rlo d s of ouleome of official meeting.«, called ‘maiden people by neighboring B eginning at a point on the ♦ acquired, or of the things that money long wondered why Elbert IL Gary, tribes because they are ruled by wom­ North line of the Town of Helix, ♦ EP ITS chairman of the hoard, apparently was w ill buy, perhaps, but from the en,” reports Capper’s Weekly. “The two hundied forty (2 4 0 ) feet West point of view of a comm unity that so deeply Interested In romance. women of the tribe appear to have from the N ortheast corner (set Volumes of “Romances of History," carried feminism beyond the dreams know s its Job, we are 'already suc­ corner ston e) of said Town of H el­ tccupled shelves In office cabi­ of civilized modern women, but not to cessful. Econom ically, our Job Is to nets otherwise given over to busi ix, running thence W est on said farm. Some of us on the fringe are uess and reference books. A re the disadvantage of the men for tlie YOU WANT North lin e five hundred fifty-four women do all the work of the men perform ing the other services that porter, growing Impatient one day, (5 5 4 ) feet to the center of the and the woman who provides the most CALL 25-J the comm unity needs and must have, sought to find in "romance*' respite luxuries for her husband and sons Is County Road, running North and from the weariness of prolonged wait­ most respected. All the men have to but essentially we are all farmers. South, thence North follow ing the COUNTRY HAULS SOLICITEI Fruit here, the dream of making ing, only to discover that the volumes do Is eat the food set before them, center of said road four hundred this a great fruit country, was one were merely fabric backs pasted on sleep, fish and smoke stone-howled eighty feet (4 8 0 ) feet, thence Ford grade Batteries for $9.50 and cardboard, a camouflage for heaps of big mistake. A lfalfa was and 1s and pipes which their women fill and light East five hundred fifty-fou r (5 5 4 ) cutulogues, pamphlets and old papers. for them.” your old battery. Larger battery TRANSFER AND DRAY w ill continue to be our greatest sin ­ feet to the N orthwest corner of Let for $10.50 and your old battery. gle blessing. But It needs to be formerly owned by Mrs. L. E. BeReee E arth H o llo w used as one elem ent In general farm­ Communion IVitFi the G reat Knives and scissors ground for lOo. Rehm, thence South on W est line The hollow earth theory bolds that ing The dairy cow, the hen, a pig Imagine that we had It In onr power of said Lot four hundred eigh ty once In a w hile If there Is enough the earth or universe Is a hollow to call up the shades of the greatest (4 8 0 ) feet to the place of beginn­ skim m llk on the place to feed him, sphere with the sun lu the center and and wisest men thnt ever existed nnd ing, or being situ ate in the South­ a farm flock of sheep, the one or that we live on the inner surface 'of oblige them to converse with us on west Quarter ( U ) of Section Two two cash crops the Individual may Ids sphere. This is one of the tenets the most Interesting topics—what an (2)., Township four (4 ) North f the Koreslmns, a communistic body Inestimable privilege should we think have a have a preference for— these Range thirty-three (S 3) East of Estero. Lee county, Fla. T lx col- It!—how superior to all common en are the mediums of exchange that W illam ette Meridian, City of H el­ nly was fonnibU by Gyrus It. Teeil. joyments! But In a well-furnished Notice are being used now and are destine ix, U m atilla County. Oregon. i physician, who u as horn al Utica. library we In fact possess this power. The annual m eeting o f the stock­ to be used In greater and even great­ S. Y„ I ii IfUM “ixorcslian" Is derived We can question Xenophon nnd Together w ith the tenem ents, hered­ h o ld ers of the Herm iston D airy & from "Kore:li," Lie Hebrew word for Caesar on their campaigns, make itam ents and appurtenances thereto er numbers by the Hermiston conn The Koreshnns l«dd that Demosthenes and Cicero plead before belonging or in any w ise appertain­ Hog show will be held in the library try to achieve success, which means Gyrus. Saturday night, December 17, at 8 that Its eft Irens w ill secure as much Jesus was God Almighty and that ua. Join In the audience« of Socrates ing; and also all of the right, estate, Teed was sent as the Messlnli on and Halo, and receive demonstrations title and interest of said defendants happiness as they may. o'clock, for the purpose of electing earth. Although the central order Is from Euclid mid Newton, fn hooks , | n and to the same; said lands to be directors and transacting such other Our district has been "surveyed,” celibate, their aim Is not to abolish we b.-.-e the choicest thoughts of the ^ | d at publ!c auction to the h ,Khegt ' business as may be necessary. "Inventoried” and had other exam marriage, hut rather to purify IL ablest men It) their best dress.—Aikin. F. M. Gulwits, Secretary. 14-8 Illations conducted on It. These bidder for cash In hand, the pro-1 searchings have all been o f real help reeds of sale to be applied in satis­ E a tily Remedied C.'eari ig Stair» faction of said execution and all | The greatest sin gle need of the dis­ NOTICE OF FINAL HEARING Stairways do not wear lown at the I "T!- re's nothing really wrong with i costs. Yoa trict today Is for every resident to N otice is hereby given th at the liv e a t apply all the common sense he pos­ snme rate on ho;ti sides nceerill«-! to 1 you.” r-id the specialist to the tnd- Dated th is 6th day of December, | undersigned, as adm inistrator of tho o c o n o m ic a ily sesses to his own problems and to a litilldcr The righi stile going up 1 turn patient, “from a physical point of 1927. ob a t h o m e estate of Thomas W illiam Peters, the community problems that are of we-irs down most, lie mi , vn , Ins-an-e ; i lew. But your nerves are a little R. T. Cooklngham, ;-eoi ile walking apstalrs do so witl, frayed What you need Is a holiday deceased, has filed his final account special concern to him. Sheriff of U m atilla County, Ore-| "tore effttrt (and conseqin-ul wear on apart from your friends and family and report in said estate w ith the 1 hen we sbnll become conscious |he step) limu those .s.iulng dawn 15-5tc. T 3 A C K U P th e fam ily and In some quiet, restful spot where you Kon. I Clerk of the County Court of the *» a nunlty of the success that flits Is es|Mninlly innlccalile III s l.ii will be—If I may say so—close to old k it b ag ; go to sunny I State of Oregon for U m atilla County, ady attained. May ways of soft innlMc where the right nature, nnd that sort thing." California for a few weeks, NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SALE and that the ju d ge thereof has fixed 1» th. “May ns well get back to work homely virtue, com- side o ittii will lx notched dcepiy months or for the winter. ¡Saturday, the 31st day of December. UNDER EXECUTION place In the sun In while steps on the left hardly are t then." 1927, a t the hour of 10 o’clock A. Visit movicland, ocange groves, H " W h »r scratched. dlstriet. the oil field*, beach resorts, big N otice is Hereby Given that by XL, •* *nd the county court “Well, I’m a light house keeper." cities. Golf course* galore I virtue of an execution Issued out of ¡room in the courthouse at Pendleton, C h ip O ff the O ld Block ¡U m atilla County, Oregon, as the place Fm efast U n io n P a c if ic tn in .s f (o n ) the Circuit Court of the State of Ore­ OPPOSI., TO n o o DINO F u lly Supplied While the spelling lesson was p> cn nn srliaaa v ia P o rtlan d o r i for the hen ring of objections to such gon for U m atilla County upoa a Judg­ "Funny thing to me that Huh ment and decree and order of sale Ing on. the teacher gave the etnas I a h aC ily .D i verser o u tc r Editor H« final si count and the settlem en t Snucktcs iloo t get married." remarked words to use In sentences Address thereof. rendered In said Court on the 19th If your rm ra w ill be Intrcsted | n Ing ten-year «»Id Junior, the drum inn Mrs. I.ngg. MICHAKT, KEATTNO, a di ustdnn ,if irrigation please a l­ Ji’r'a son, she ashed. “Junior, will you "What In tunketl does he want with day of November. 1917, In favor of Aa adm inistrator o f the estate of low me to «ay: Tb. yield of alfaira use the word banquet nrrvertly In a a wife?“ returned Ix fe Ixgg of Boo-' the State of Or. ^o» against John L. Thomas W illiam Peter«, deceased. ba" f*Uen off from Ila earlier yield sentence?" ger Holler, “lie ’s got a ta a x wild Anderson and Laura D. Anderson, his R aley, Raley * W arner. A. 8. Cooley In every part of th e H erm l.ton pro­ After deep deliberation and a mt tlmt Is always on the p'lnf of eat­ w ife; EDlrn J. Boynton and II. E. and John F. K ilkenny, A ttorneys ject ch iefly for tw o re ano ns Flrat, thought concerning his father's voca­ ing him up and a "*t crow that has Boynton, her husband, C. F. Collins tor Administrator, Penleton, Ore­ “When the had Its tongue spilt and talks all the and Ms. Joe Keeler, for the sum of the encroachm ent of cheat graas and tion, Junior replied: —yaw w w u ! — time." — Kansas City gon. speaker stepped upon tlx plutfortn, »2177.M , together w ith Interest J, c . W0VGHTEH, Agent Juae gras« upon th« alfalfa crow»«, , T>wes. |t h a •baadoolt. * i(1 3 -Ite ) thereo» at the rate of 4 per cent per Oregon Alaska Indian Woman, 118, Dead. Juneau,- Alaska —Mrs. Skookum Jim known as the oldest Indian woman in southeastern Alaska, died here. Mem­ bers of her family said she was 115 years old. Hermiston Hospital Hermiston Transfer Happy New Year WE REPAIR SHOES Oiling Vat BOWMAN SERVICE SHOE SHOP BATTERIES! T. H. Gaither LOW FARES TO Pennock Battery & Tire Shop