THE HBBMIfiTOa HERALD, HERMISTON, CREGOJT. H E R M IS T O N SA V IN G DIM ES TH EA TR E FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Inly 29-30 ALICE BORDEN “The Country Beyond” Fron the famous novel by James Oliver Curwood. W ill build a bigger savings account than you’d imagine. Many an account that starts with the small change that is so easy to spend becomes the foundation of horn s. businesses, careers. SUNDAY AND MONDAY July 31, August 1 Even if you have lived half a lifetime without having a sav ings account, it is not too late to start. “STELLA M AR IS” And the children are never too young to havo an account in this Bank. FEATURING MARY PHILBIN From the novel by William J. Locke First N a tio n a l B ank TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY August 2 and 3 of Hermiston Capital, Surplua and Undivided Profits Ova» $50,000 v B Swayza, Pres R. Alexader, Vlce-Praa. A. H Norton. Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier FEED PRICE QUOTATIONS WANT ADS (Furnished by Farm Bureau Co-oper ative of Hermiston. Unless other wise specified, prices are per hundred weight.) Scratch ..................................... _....$2.88 Bran, 60s ............................................. 95 Egg Mash ........................................ 2.45 Ground Oats ................................... 2.25 Ground Barley .............................. 2.00 Wheat ............................... .... . ... , 1 3 Corn, No. 2 ................................... 2.45 Cracked Corn, No. 2................... 2.55 Ground Corn, No .2........................ 2.55 Mill Run, 80s .............................. „ 1.32 Cow Feed ........................................ 2.27 Ground Wheat................................. 2.26 Shorts, 80s ..................................... 1.44 Rolled Barley ................................. l.5g Calf Meal, per pound................... 3 14 Middlings ........................................ 1.90 Oyster shell ........................... J...........gu Whole Oats ...................................... 2.15 Salt, half ground 50s....................... 45 FOR SALE f'OIt SALE— Three and a quarter inch wagon. Bargain. Loyd Bey. 47-tfc FOR SALE— De Laval separator, good condition. Sold my cows and don’t need it. Priced right. Geo. Corse. 47-2tp -FOR RENT— 7 room modern house. Inquire Mrs. Anna Strohm, Main Street. 47-tfc FOR SALE— A fresh Holstein cow. E. I. Davis. 46-2tc Harvest Chinaware. — Most every thing and most for your money. Schafer’s Variety Store, Pendleton. 45-2tc Good Blue Grass Pasture, $2.00 per month. W. A. Leathers. 45-tIc FDR SALE— Northern Pacific lands at prlcea ranging from $5 to $21, 1-10 down and 10 annual install ments at 6 per cent. Yearly im provement required. Under McKay water. Good soil, practically level. Make application to E. P. Dodd or J. W. Messner, Hermiston, Oregon. Bert Mullins “Advertising is the education of the public as to what you are, where you are. and what you have to offer in the way of skill, talent or com modity. The only man who should not advertise is the man who has nothing to offer the world in the way of commodity or service.” — Elbert Hubbard. REX CAFE ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ h it s : : service LOST— Child’s bathlngysuit between reservoir and Follett’s. Notify D. J YOU WANT * D. Follett, 47-2tc ♦ CALL 25-J ♦ LOST— Rim, tire and tube on Mon ♦ COUNTRY HAULS SOLICITEl ? day evening. Finder please return to Joe Udey. 47-ltc ♦ T. H. Gaither ♦ TRANSFER AND DRAY Burk's, headquarters for Army Shoes. 39-tfc Read The Herald Want Ads. For S h oe R ep a irin g Watch, clock and Jewelry repairing. See Newell, next door to Sappers. 18-tfe Polands for Profits. Stillings. S7tf Yon can’t heat the service and workmanship we have. REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND INSURANCE, J M. BIGGS. RE ALTOR. 3<->fe ADDING machine rolls at the Herald office. FOR SALE— Adding machine rolle at the Herald office. Hermiston Second Hand Store.— Furniture and Hardware* Bee Sup plies, Harness, Saddles, Wagons. 35-3fe Hendd Want Adi Briar Yon Rem its W a n t Ada B rin g R esu lts Modern Machinery The best money can buy is the only equipment we will use. FOUR SKILLED WORKMEN Are busy in the shop all of the itme which insures fast service. Pendleton Shoe Shop 643 Kain Street PENDLETON, OREGON Summer Hours at Hermiston Lib rary are from 3 to 5 P. M. 39-tfc FAMILY WASHING and Ironing wanted. Mrs. N . Dolven. Phone SS-J-3. 42-4tp DO IT NOW ■ — READ THE W A IT ADR Send us the price o f a year’i if vrul tre « am «M KJOJcnpuon tr you are m erreen —TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS— ~ i i W a M osm I et«A Bfjxsnww vv 8? 1 1 C V U UUC m o n e y 'ii-i ..—22.1, Gilbert Smith by Internal Upheaval Can you picture a folding of the ' earth's crust strong enough to lift, ( in the space of 25 years, an area the ; size of Greater New York to a height ! of 11,000 feet? Such an enormous up- | henvul took place recently In the At- : lantlc, according to Popular Science Monthly, and was discovered by mere accident. Twenty-flve years ago a submarine cable was laid across the Atlantic ocean, passing near the British island of St. Helena. When laid, I he cable rested on the bottom of the sea, about 14,700 feet below the surface. Recent ly. when It became necessary to repair the cable, It was discovered that part of the sea bottom had been lifted more than 11,000 feet, which brought the cable within 3,600 feet of the sea level. i wonder if we cun differentiate be tween the mind and the Instincts of the mind? If we cun, I should prefer to sny that Instincts of the mind are discernible In the works of the great masters. But I am always apprehen sive of metaphysical quicksands and mists, and before putting down tin* helm I will rctrark that the artist's Instinct Is the sail that curries the bout along, and Ids reusou the rudder that keeps the hi nt’s head to the wind ; without the rudder the sail loses the wind. The simile seems to hold good. An Instinct will curry the artist some distance, hnt If he have not reason lie will <lrlft like the rud derless boat, making no progress nt all. — From “Avowals” h.v George Moore. Building Up Millions SHORT ORDERS AT ALL HOURf Open 6:30 to 9:30. ♦ 39-tfc Two Shows— 7:45 and 9:45 WHAT IS ADVERTISING? WE SERVE 40c LUNCH FROM 11:30 TILL 3 :OOP, M. Fried Chicken, heme style, 5Oo FOR SALK— 1 Big 6 McCormick mower; 1 hay rake. Inland Emfrlre Lumber Co. 39-tfc Burk’s for Bargains. Prices 10-30c You’ll enjoy it. Barber Shop IS OUR SPECIALTY HOME MADE PASTRY 39-tfc -READ THE WANT ADS— A coi icd; that is full of laughs. Turkeys, Turkeys Instinct Without Rudder Home Cooking FOR SALE—Good Jersey milk, morn ing and evening deliveries. Milk on ice at the house at all hours. Phone 25-M. H. S. Hanby. 42-tfc M3SCELLANE0UB Anita Stewart and George Sidney Cigars, Tobacco FOR RENT— Six room modern house, west side. See Jam's Todd 45-tfc FOR BALE — No. 1 fresh cows. B. Hammer. 37-tfo — featuring— FOUNTAIN FOR SALE OR TRADE— Good gentle work team. W ill take gentle sad dle pony, hogs or hay. E. G. Som mers. 45-tfc Try Bark's for Bargains. “The Prince of Pilsen” as offering the most satisfactory n r- BEE MEN NOT PLEASED AT LODGE DIRECTORY vice likely to be eecured. The re quest was transmitted through the HONEY PROSPECTS FOR 1927 VINEYARD LODGE NO. 208, I O. f t local postoffice. F. meets each Monday evening In Odd A majority of honey producers In Fellows’ hall. ViBiting members cor R ed Hair and Soul» this district are not very enthusi dially Invited. Not Found Together? astic about the possibilities on pro W. R. Longhorn, Secretary. fits on boney production this year, Childs Barham, N . O. I believe that If the red-haired women one knows are submitted to on according to reports that are being impartial comparative scrutiny It will made. PROFESSIONAL CARDS be found that there Is something dltfl- The season has not been very satis cult to define. Impossible not to feel, factory from the honey flow point of D R . C. M. D A LE which all of them lack. view, apiarists declare. Very little It Is the harder to distinguish In honey has been secured yet, and In D E N T IS T R Y that few of them are destitute of at some cases bee men are not antietpat Office In Bank Bldg. traction ; yet the ruthless analysis of close contact will, in nine cases out ’ ing anything like a normal yield Evening by appointment. of ten, bring the attracted up against Some of the bee men have expressed j doubt as to whether their colonies some ultimate blind spot, some chord W. J. W ARNER Hint does not sound, some Insensitive : will produce much more than enough ness that cannot bo moved. j to carry themselves through the win Attomey-at-Law Until one gets near, probes deep, . ter. cares much, one may not discover It; Hermiston j Occasionally a report is made of but as one does one will. There is group of colonies that is storing something inaccessible, something that does not respond, something, al»ove honey at a rapid rate, but such re H S. McKENZIE, M. D- ports are not so numerous as those all, that rejects responsibility. Eye. Ear. Nose and Throat There Is a word for this thing the telling of low production. red-haired woman has not got. though Office: 1-2-3 Inland Empire Bldg. It Is one that lias gone out of fashion Pendleton, Oregon i and will probably be hailed will» con tempt. A soul. The red-haired noiuun ' . has no soul. JAMES L. SEARS, M. D. There are men nnd women who have 1 souls; there are men and women who I want them, now, or next Physician and Surgeon . have not; and we know them when week, or any time. W ill buy Office Phone 733. Rea. Phone 711 : we meet them. Red-headed women be- ' whole flocks,, part flocks, young ! long to the latter class; and there Is j or old. Figure with me before Office in First National Bank Bldg. no other form of words which will cov you sell. er their peculiarities except that which : declares that they have no souls.— DR. DAVID S. ROWE, Mary Agnes Hamilton in the Atlantic Monthly. Chiropractor and Physiotherapist Address HERMISTON, OREGON Specializing in Acute and Chronio Telephone, Echo, 15-F-14 O c e a n Bottom Lifted Disease. Anything Is utluinahle. If one nnlv starts In n small way and Increases dally, say In I lls snvings. None dnubls he could save one cent n day, and there's the secret of wealth, says Pop ular Mechanics Magazine. To become a millionaire, nil you have Io do Is to save one cent the first day. two cents the second day. four the third day, eight the fourth day, nnd so on, doubling the amount each day, nnd In 30 dn.vs you’ll he a multimillionaire. The total will ho nearly $10,-.*.0,000. The final day's savings, however, musi he more than $5,000,090. Location, 2 doors west of Fostoffioe Hours; 10 to 6, and by appointment. Office Phone 303 Res. Phone 311 HERMISTON, OREGON (■ ■ ■ ■ ■ a a B ia a r ■J. L. VAUGHAN 3 206 East Court St. ANY AND JC ? F A R E S > chst SU M M E R E X C U R S IO N FA R E S IN EFFECT MAY 22 TO SEPT. 30 RETURN LIM IT OCTOBER 31.192? ROUND TRIP TO DENVER.................>87.30 OMAHA 70.M KANSAS CITY 70. JS DES MOINES...... 78.80 ST. LOUIS............ 80.(8 CHICAGO 81.08 DETROIT 104.87 CINCINNATI...... 108.18 CLEVELAND........107.81 TORONTO............11X.8O ATLANTA..............118.40 PITTSBURGH 118.81 W A S H IN G T O N .. 140.01 PHILADELPHIA 148.07 NEW YORK 148.48 BOSTON................18X81 Everthing Electrical FOR YOU ■ Phone 139 Pendleton, Ora. Hermiston Transfer We Haul ANYTHING ANYWHERE ANYTIME Low fares also to other points in Middle West, South and East. L iberal stopovers p e rm it visiting Z io n N a tio n a l P a rk O ra iid C an yon N a tio n a l P a r k Y e llo w a to n o N a t io n a l P a r k R o o k y M o u n ta in N at*l P a r k TELEPHONE 31 For Illu str a te d B ook lets, Reservations and Information, address Agent named below. L. J. M cA te e U N IO N P A C IF IC PAINTS, WALLPAPER, PICTURE MOULDINGS , 7 » OVHULAND KOUTS AND GLASS F. C. Woughter. Agent, Hermiston, Oregon CONTRACTING 513 Main St. Phone 158 n Pendleton, Oregon. This coupon and 25c entitle the under* signed to one 35c can of Acme Quality Bnamel-Kote, any color, and a special 20c Paint Brush. Her Wonderful Eyes It was between dunces. They were silling In a dim corner. “You have wonderful eyes," he ninr mured. “Yes?" r I ip Inquired, expectantly. “They ure like stars,” lie went on. Her lips brushed him ns he niur mured. “They nre so very bright.” His hand fumbled In Ills pocket nnd he drew forth a gllllerlng object. “They nre so very bright," lie repeat ed. lie thrust his wall'll before hpr. “See If you can see the time In the dark.” to bring Dad Harvey home from the hospital where he has been quite 111. Mr. and Mrs. Les Blakeley spent the week end in Seattle, Washing and Mrs. Joe Springer and ton. daughter Marian returned from Port HERMISTON LOCALS land Monday after sp-nding a week A social event that proved delight vacationing. Mr. Jens Devitt and children of ful was the surprise parly Iasi Thurs Billings, Montana, are visiting at the day night at the home of Mr. and hom e.of Mr. Devitt’s father-in-law, Mrs. W. H. Quick, west of the river, Philip Schmidt. Mr. Devitt is en that wag planned by a group of their route to Portland to visit hfg brother friends In the Minnehaha district. Skeleton in Salt Found The party was planned partlcula rly Robert Devitt. A lidless coffin filled with salt and In honor of their daughter. Miss Herman Ryser and son Ixiyd spent containing a human skeleton was the week end with Mrs. Ryser who Madge Quick-, who is a student in a found recently hy a farm hand on Hie medical college at Ixjmenda. Califor Shore of the Black Isle opposite Ding is under treatment in Baker. Mrs. W. P. Llewllyn was a Port nia, and Is spending a months' vnea- wall, Scotland. Appearances Indicate tlon at home. Entertainment num that the drift of the tide had uncov land shopper last Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. John Powell and ber included a community sing, vlo ered the gruesome objects only s daughter Ruby spent the week in lln numbers by James McElroy and short time liefere. There Is n tradition Clarkston, Washington. Mr. Powell a reading by Mrs. W- O. Rodda. The In that vldnlly of burials outside of the churchyard In olden times, and II was there for treatment for rheu <9 persons present enjoyed refresh ments of Ice cream and cake during Is believed h.v the police that the find matism. Is the remains of one of them. Frank James returned Tuesday the evening. 5Jls8 Quick plain, to return to California July 29. after spending a week in Canada. Umbrella in History Mr. Olson spent Sunday with his Umbrellas as screens against the family in Portland. Mr. Olson is COMMERCIAL CLUB SEEKS * snnshlne have been used In Hie Far employed as machinist at the round MAIL SERVICE OH STAGES East from very remote times. They house. appear conspicuously In ancient As John W lllette, boiler maker at Service on both first class mall Syrian nnd Egyptian sculpture, where The Dalles, who has been relief man and parcel poet on two afternoon they seem to be an Inslgnii of royalty. here for the past two weeks, return stages, one east bound and one west As protection against the ruin, they ed to his home In The Dalles Sunday. bound, has been asked of the rail were first used In England hy women Mr. and Mrs. Georg« Hower and way mail service by a special com only In the reign of Queen Anne. Jo Lucille and Bill Hannon motored to mittee of the Commercial club. seph Hanwa.v, of London, appears to be the first Englishman to bruve rhll J Ukiah Sunday on business. Thomag Campbell headed the com rale hy using an umbrella. Mr. and Mrs. Otto Neff of Nebras mittee. ka stopped over Tuesday at the Pres The request, formulated early thia ton Hanaon hom>. They were en week, was made In an effort to re- Idea of Organ Is Old route to Portland. The eurllest organs were water-or store mall service for Hermiston to AI Kennedy returned Thursday a parity with that snored before the gana. and the first specimen was the after vacationing the past week. two local U. P. trains. N ob . 1 and 2, work of Ctnalblua, of Alexandria, In Mr. anfj Mrg gen gpenpcr aB<j j Egypt. Instruments from tils design were discontinued. Since the dis A- ReeTe* and family motored to continuance of the two trains H er-! were carried to Home during the First century A. 0., and were played to ac Pendleton to visit Fred Reeves who ha, an lafectM (oot and „ |n 8t miston has had only two mall M lv -i company the grant public, guinea held erle, dally, one from the east and | Io amuse tlie populace. It Is proha Anthony hospital. one from the west. hie that the organ war not Introduced Mr* C” nt HarTpr ■«"> » » wb The committee asked that the mall Into churches until the end of Hie motored to Pendleton Sunday night service he given on afternoon busses Bevcntb century. I J To acquaint you with Acme Quality, we are m elon , a ape- * * SPECIAL 0,1 »It« for a •hort,” e O“**- Hermiston Hospital Maternity Cases our Specialty OUR MOTTO: FAIRNESS AND SERVICE For health and appearance sake Come and see us about our new and reasonable rates. Graduate nurse in attendance at all times. TELEPHONE 881 beware the splintery floor T h in k o f y o u r w ood floors— you r k itch en floors — th e sta irs th a t lead to th e cellar or b a sem en t — th e o th er u n d er-foot surfaces th a t n eed a tte n tio n . B e a u tify th em ! G iv e th em a good durable co a t o f A cm e Q u a lity G ranite F loor E n a m el. I t d oes m ore. I t arm or- co a ts th e floor. I t p rev en ts w ear and tea r— d o es a w a y w ith th e scuffing u p o f sp lin ters w h ich h elp to harbor d irt and n o t o n ly m a k e m ore scrubbing n ecessary, b u t all scru bb ing difficult. ACME QUALITY Pdint^Varnish P a in t up— and w h en y o u d o u se Acme Quality. T h en sa tisfa ctio n w ill b e sure. S ee u s to d a y a b o u t y o u r p a in tin g prob lem s. BTESSING HARDWARE CO. LERMIST0H, OREGON. We Have Anticipated Y our n eed s in e v e r y th in g th a t is n ecessary to com p le te your g o lf outfit. Come in and give our line the “once over.” H IT T Legal Blanks for Sale at This Office a ■ a