The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, May 26, 1927, Image 2

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    THE HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
I
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
"TUlS HERE GOLF A iu r SUCH A POOR S A M E , A FTE R
ALL • I H A V e U T MAO S O M U C H FU M SIW CB I WAS A
WO OOWW O H -tM B F A R M * T U A M P IU G O V E R . T H E
G R E E U M EA O O W S G IV E S O N E A G R E A T O L O
a p p e t it e
» A M P THEM THERE'S
"THE SO CIABILITY»
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HCÎ SO MMÎÉ AUD
ROUSH
A Braw Game
H E X ! I G E T M y M O M E Y V W O RTH EVERY T IM E
I S E E PROPER- YOOWG PR. CASE DOWW IM T M E
DnC H AT -THE FOURTH HOLE, ALL PEQGPlRATlOM
M U P AM D HEATED LAUGUAGE, TKYIM ' Tt> GET
M V SAW. OUT x = AM O I ALWAYS G ET A HEART/
laugh out op s n u G N ou>
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C A M E IMTO u s e - T U B
O L O S O * LOOKS
Less WKH A S V U FF E P TO A D MOW »
B U T T H E R E IS MO
T H R ILL U UB T E E iM G UP
A MICE MBU WHITE BAU
AM O - them H r m M G
1 S F 0 A U -,
O U T A F IU R 2 0 0
Y A R D J 3R IV C « o w e
O P T H O S E B A filÇ Ç
- that S tart o u r
LO W A M O T H E M
AUO IF IPOUT
TEASE HIM
He'U. DEVER
S IT TOUCH1"
S ta r t
HOT
THE FEATHERHEADS
P**!5SS L ydia E. Pinkham ’«
V eg etab l» Com pound
so a r im g *
DOQl
By Oaborae
Felix Proves His Ability
F e à t k q r ljia à
F a W e s : ------
M y M A N - WHAT IP y o u u is a e T o
be killed to - day
? ~ u / hat
ofvour
U»FG A N O K O C H E S ’? 'P IC K U P A N Y
the ■
profiteer ' s
N EW 5PAPER — DO T h e t e r r ib l e T h in GS
Y O U R E A D ABOUT mean A N Y T H I N G - /
T o Y b u a n ö me who s u r v iv e
WILL W A S
UN
contested .
? !
AH Y E S - T h EYMEAN we M U S T P R O '
Ite r
OuE
THIS NURSE'
NOW HAS
6000 HEALTi,
DEPENDENTS- T H E Y
M E A N --------------
H n
h are taken L y d ia B. P ln k b a m i
able Compound to r some tim e and
I would not be w ith ­
out It In the house.
As I am a chlldren'a
nurae, I have to ba
on m y feet a great
deal and your medi­
cine has helped me
w onderfully. I was
h ard ly able to do m y
housework when I
began takin g It, and
now I am a strong
and w e ll woman,
__________
*b la to do a ll th a t
and go out nursing besides. I have
also used the Sanative Wash and found
K beneficial.”— Mas. G ebtbudb L. S t e w ,
akt , 103 Davis SL, Greenfield, Maas.
Valuablo for W ia ln u t
"I have found L y d ia B. P in k h a m ’s
Vegetable Compound a valuable medi­
cine
fo r weakness.”— Mas. J. A .
P u t s c h , B ox 397, Lancaster, Pa.
Hundreds o f letters lik e these ara
received by the Pln kham M edicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass.
G ratefu l women fro m
Pennsylvania to Washington, fro m
Texas to Illin o is and from Rhode Is ­
land to Nebraska say th a t th e ir health
has Improved since tak in g L y d ia B.
Pinkham ’s Vegetable Compound.
t a r ?
KAI
fo r hot. tired/,
tor», perspiring
smarting FtCT
A Long, Long T rail
Events in the Lives o f Little Men
SHOES?
A L L E N ’S
FO O T=EASE
Keep Stomach aad Bowels Right
By Riving baby tho hannleoa, purely
▼agotable, infente’ and children’« regulator.
MRS. WINSUDW3 SYRUP
• M o s s u to aiih in s . a m ti/rh ia ra u lta
to making baby's stomach
food and bowala more as
they should a t teething
time. Guaranteed free
from narcotics, opt-
atea. alcohol and a ll
harmful tneradi-
ante. Safaand
Id, A ll
1 Dr w i r t e
People can lik e you I f you are
slouchy, but they can wish you
w e re n 't
Feel Stiff and
Achy?
FINNEY OF TH E FORCE
An Embryo Cartooner
_ i action permits waste poi­
sons to remain in tne blood and is apt
to malm ana languid, tired and achy,
w ith dull bcadarhre. dizzineae and
often a nagging backache. A common
warning that the kidneys sue not act­
ing right is scanty o r burning «acre
tiona.
Assist the kidneys a t suck times
w ith Doan’» PiUt. Since 1885 Doan's
have bean winning friends the country
ever. A*k your ntifNborl
50,000U aers E n d o rs e D o a n ’ s t
Psora« F s f.m lr s , S t O raase S t..
J ., says* " M y kidneys wore
not aedaa right sad the secretion, were ecant
aad palaraL Every moraine 1 M t bind and
lasgold and say bach was. an lama 1 bed to
have aasietanee la d f esri nn I started using
Osew'e A tfh and b a short theses
did health. I gladly mcomna
B s l d sst nw , N.
DOAN'S A
S T IM U L A N T D IU R E T IC
- 1 IF YOU
TAKE TUCJC
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CIRC Ut AW AROUND
AHO U A l/e THC m
AT TH€ HOUjer
• i t c i v c y&v a
~ PlM €,SON-
golly :
H C ftC -S A G R C A r
A PA R T M E N T HOUJG1
I0 O C M T 6 R 6 C T R (P O F
A ll o r
thêm
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IN L t ; ' t e n I
BO X f e f .
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, S C T T tR N O r 1
1 P u rT M B M in I
| th £ t e r r e a
B oxes-
I h te r ra ?
B oxes
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T e e r r e « s__
B e on thcjhfe
Using Common Sense
SIPE ANP LCAVÉ
TMÊN IN rw e P l
KID NEYS
G reen ’s
August Flower
Aer indigeetlea, Dyepepela, «to.
M ie s e s DJetreee gfter Hurried
Meals o r Overeating.
Being a
gentle laxative, it keeps the d i­
gestive tract eieridiig normally.
30c
4
90c. At aft Druggists.
[ 8. 6. « H U H , Inc. WOODBURY, H. J.
y e fT ig b L g j
Soft Corns
M o o e y B a c k S ays Y o u r D ru g g is t
i f M o o n e ’n E m e ra ld O il D oesn ’t
D o A w a y W it h A ll S o re n e u
a n d P a in in 2 4 H o u rs .
P E R C Y L .C R O S B Y
0 * * IM MeClwr» If»*«»«p«r Syndics«»
Hou> Sad
U K E A CRAY DAY
Mr«. Pertwee— My daughter did not
feel well last week.
Mr«. W ilburton— W an It catching?
Mr». Feriw ee— Y e » , and aha missed
him.
D e c id e d ly So
“Bill l i Io a queer fix— paradoxical,
1 call IL "
“W hat do you mean?"
“ He's In a hole because he can't
find an opening.”
First Court Official— "U la
Majesty
seeing to be under a cloud and unable
to attend to affalra o f atate. Second
D itto —“ Tee, he'a like a gray day—
plenty o f cloud, but no reign.”
Puzzling
N O T H IS T O P SPEED
A n U nkind Cut
H am ilton— I saw a doctor today and
he told me to quit working.
Clem— W ell, are you going to do It?
H am ilton— I don’t know. The
told me I ’d better s ta r t
H azel (In hat store)— How does
(his one look on tne?
A Friend— I think that's decidedly
the beat Bnt don't you think that
It wants urn» sort o f ornament In
fro n t—1 mean Ju»t to distract atten
tlon a U ttle from (be face?— Path
fluder.
"Father, I want yonr advice."
“No, «on. It Isn’t roy advice yon
warn. I t ’s my Indorsement oi some­
thing foolish you've already decided
to do.”
Fath er Say»
It
Sam (rid in g In friend's liz z ie )—
‘Say, is thi« as fast as yon can g o F
O ** ■ bottle o f Moone’s Em erald
Ou w ith the understanding that I f it
does not put on end to the pain and
B ill— “No, but I paid fo r thia flh »ureneaa and do aw ay w ith the corn
Itaelf your money w ill be prom ptly
an’ I ain ’t going to get ont an’ leavt returned.
i t In the ro ad!”
Don’t w o rry abont how long you’ve
had I t o r how many o ther prepara­
tions yon have tried.
T h is power­
Unam m ity of Purpate
ful penetrating oil is one prepara­
"Confound th a t landlord I H e plan»
tion th a t w ill help to make your
putting up the rent on me, and I t ’« p ain fu l aching feet so healthy and
hard enough to pay It a t It la."
free from corn and bunion trouble«
“I r a pleasant to see capital aad that you’ll be able to go anywhere
and do anything la absolute feet
labor working hand ’n hand."
com fOrt
“ W hat do yon m e e n F
So m arvelously pow erful la Moone"e
"Both of yon are working fo r the
same object, to raise the rent, a re s ’« Em erald O il th a t thousands have
found It give« wonderful results In
yonr
the treatm ent o f dangerous swollen o r
varicose veins. Y o ur druggist in sell­
ing lota o f i t