THE HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
Bus Driver
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that’s what counts when
you are responsible for
carrying passengers.
And we make sure o f
dependable service day
in and day out by in»
stalling Champions.
THE FEATHERHEADS
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J h e b u re a u o f sta n d a rd s says th a t
a sim p le w a y to re m o ve d ir t fro m
m ercury Is to sh a k e th e m e rc u ry v ig ­
orously w ith some cane su gar, a f te r
w h ich th e m e ta l Is A lte re d off th ro u g h
a p in h o le In th e bo tto m o f a p a p e r
cone. T h e w h o le o p e ra tio n m a y be
repeated I f necessary. In s te a d o f Al­
te rin g th ro ug h a p in h o le, th e m e rc u ry
may be squeezed th ro u g h
several
thicknesses o f clo th .
O ur Pet Peeve
I n d ig e stio n
p rod u ces d isa g r e e a b le
and
lornM lm e« a la r m in g sy m p to m s.
W r ig h t’s
in d lan V eg eta b le P ills re m o v e sy m p to m s a n d
restore d ig estio n . 372 P e a r l S t.. N . Y. A d v.
A Man’» Man
A b ra h a m L in c o ln has a lw a y s been
our fa v o r ite A m e ric a n states m a n , b u t
since le a rn in g fro m no less a h is to r­
ical rfu th o rlty th a n o n r M r . M c K e e
h im se lf th a t Jam es M a d is o n did m o re
th an a n y o f o u r g re a t A m e ric a n s to
n tro d u c e and p o p u la riz e long tro u ­
sers to
ta k e th e p la c e o f kn ee
Breeches, w e fe el, w h a t w ith o u r legs
and a ll, th a t p e rh ap s w e h a ve u n d e r-
»stlm ated th is g re a t m a n ’s se rvice to
his co u n try .— O h io S ta te J o u rn a l.
Sure Relief
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Tears! a Woman’s Best Argument
By F. O. Alexander
'Vnim Ne»(paper Valon.
F o r old m en, p la y in g g o lf Is an e x ­
h ib itio n th a t th ey h a ve m ade a suc-
•ess o f th e ir lif e ’s w o rk .
W ELL T U E N -A M
WHV DONT VEZ
TUBS’ To MAKE
OP WITH
W illia m Y . T a y lo r, c la im in g a t one
hundred and th re e to be th e oldest m an
In w e s t A u s tra lia , has Just died. A
tew m onths ago he a ttra c te d a tte n tio n
hy a p p e a rin g In c o u rt on a c h arg e
>f v io le n tly as sau ltin g a m an . T a y lo r,
who de clared th a t th e m an deserved
w h at he got, w as discharged.
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quicker than any »other known
method. Takes but a minute to quiet
the worst com. Healing starts at
once. When the corn is gone i t never
comes back. I f new shoes make the
spot "touchy” again, a Zino-pad
stops i t instantly. T h a t’s because
Zlno-pads rem ove th e cause—
pressing and rubbing o f shoes.
D r. Scholl’s Zino-pads are medi­
cated. antiseptic, protective. A t all
druggist's and shoe dealer’s— 35c.
The
Clancy Kids
A B r u sh In th e H and’s
W orth T w o W p rd s
o f W arning
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FOR OVER
200 YEARS
haarlem oQ hag b een a world­
w ide rem edy for k idn ey, liver and
bladder disorders, rheum atism ,
lum bago and uric a d d conditions.
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W A S ABOUT DONE
ta lk in g an d a c tin g In th ia In solent
w ay , M a r la ! Y o u ’r e been cooking In
th ia house to r o v e r th ir t y yeara.
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an ’ I th in k I'm ab ou t done I
in Jelly
M is tre s s — W h a t
do
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w e ll as th ’ fu tu re , missus T
M a d a m e Ooochl— S ir, th e p ast Is to
me ns an open hook.
M r. S h rim p — O o o d ! W e ll, jrx'u're on
a d o lla r I f y* can te ll me w h a t It was
th e missus told me (’ b rin g 'om e to r
te a — p o rk sausages or pigs' tr o t te r s Ï —
S id n ey B u lle tin .
th is Is th e de sp e ra te c r im in a l w h en
he sticks h is h e a d In th e sand an d
hides I
TO UCH LU CK
C ared e t That
H ow I t W ar he
H ob be (s e e k in g d iv o rc e )— She says
she m a rrie d roe to re fo rm me.
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P o b b s— R e to rm you o f w h a t?
Ilo b b e — D o n ’t kn o w e x a c tly , bu t I f
I t w as o f th e Id ea th a t I co u ld n 't l i r e
w ith o u t h e r she succeeded a d m ira b ly .
— B oston T ra n s c rip t.
T in a — Tess, I ’m th e h a pp iest g irt
a liv e ! I'm m a rry in g th e m en I w a n t
T e e s — Pooh, you goose, th a t’s no th­
in g to th e Joy o f m a rry in g th e m an
som e one else w a n ts .
M o re th a n 1,100 p a ten ts h a r e Iwen
Issued to T h o m a s A Edison.
B en evo len t U n S m ith e rs (w h o has
discovered a y o u th fu l b u rg la r la h e r
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d in in g ro o m )— T o n n g m an . In s te a d ol
sending you to Jail, I'v e decid ed to
g iv e you a n o th e r chance.
B u r g l a r - T h a n k ye r, m um . th a n k
y e r.
O n ly w h en y e r do. m um , w ill
y e r see th a t th em ch a irs a in 't In the
w ay ?
Going T ee F a r
M a r y — D id it m a k e yo u a n g ry w h en
M a b e l said you w e r e wooden b e a d e d )
J e r r y — N o, b u t I go t a l it t le s o rt
w h en her fa th e r s ta rte d using It fo r s
punchboard.
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