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A lo n g th e Concrete
Ha b 1 e Compound,
and I had read In
d i f f e r e n t papera
w hat It had done
for different women.
S h e w anted m e to
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try It, so m y hus­
band got m e one bottle a t first; then I
took tw o others. N ow I am feelin g
quite stron g again."
Mrs. E rnest T anguay o f Adam s,
Mass., sa y s sh e w as 111 for four years
and coaid not sleep n ig h ts o r go out on
the s tr e e t S h e read about th e Vege­
table Compound and decided t o try
I t A fter tak in g e ig h t bottles sh e w a s
able to do a ll her w ork and go any­
where and Is qu ite h e r se lf again.
T h is dependable V egetable Com­
pound Is a household w ord In thousand*
o f homes. T he fourth generation Is
now learning the m erit o f L ydia EL
P lnkham ’s V egetable Compound.
For m ore th an h a lf a century, th is
reliable m edicine A a been used by
women w ith very satisfactory results.
I f the V egetable Compound has helped
oth
women, w hy sh ouldn’t It Help
you
G reen’s
August, Flower
For In d ig estio n , D y sp e p sia , e tc .
R elieve* D istr e s s a fter Hurried
M eals o r O vereating.
B ein g a
g e n tl* laxative, It k e e p * th e d i­
g e stiv e tr a c t w ork in g norm ally.
30c 4 90c. At all Druggists.
6. 6. GREEN, Inc. WOODBURY, N. J.
E vents in
O r Your M oney B ack
H ere Is n surgeon’s w onderful pre­
scription now dispensed by pharm a­
c ists at trifling cost, th a t w ill do
more tow ards helping you get rid o f
unsightly sp ots and skin d ise a se s than
anything you’ve ever used.
N ot only does th is great h ealin g an­
tiseptic oil prom ote rapid and h ealth y
dealing In open sores and wounds, but
bolls, a b cesses and ulcers th at are
llsch argln g are alm ost Im m ediately
relieved and cleanly healed.
In skin d iseases Its action Is little
less than m agical.
T h e Itching o f
eczema Is Instantly sto p p e d ; th e
eruptions dry up and scale off In a
very few days. The sam e Is true o f
barbers’ Itch, sa lt rheum and other
Irritating an d u n sigh tly sk in trou­
bles.
You can obtain M oone’s Em erald
Oil In th e original bottle at any mod­
ern drug store.
It Is sa fe to use,
and failu re In any o f th e ailm ents
noted above is n ext to Im possible.
Your druggist can supply you at any
time.
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Dr. Peery’B -D ea d Shot” 1 b not a lo ie n r e
or Byrup, but a real, old-fashioned m edicine
w hich cleans out W orms or Tapeworm w ith
a single dose.
Pearl St., N. T. Adr.
WEEK UiHCM
HE MAY UCE
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F are lits
871
Taking No Chance»
SHOULD HAWS
W hen fire destroyed a P ierre (8.
D .) school, one little fellow , his face
agrin, dneked under his teach er’s
arm and toased his books Into the
flames. W hile the fire prom ised him
relief, he w asn ’t taking any chancea.
S ome R kewts
s e e T H lS T lttR , HCNNY?!
Clancy Kids
S p e a k in g o f S p o rtin g
B lood
A Case tor Haeto
R u stic—I se e you are painting those
eld treea.
A rtist— Yea, I am, it's no business
o f yours. Instead o f Interfering with
m e yon bad better g e t on w ith your
work.
R u stic— W ell, my work Is to chop
them down, so hurry up w ith your
painting.
A m achine which projects extrem e­
ly pow erful rays to penetrnte fog Is
designed to niMke u # \ig a llo u safer lu
had weather.
M arinetti, the Italian futu rist poet,
suddenly appeared a s the cham pion o f
electric signs and appealed to Signor
M ussolini to reconsider the D u ce’s de­
cision to abolish sky-sign advertisin g
In the big Italian cities. T his causes
the M anchester Guardian to remark
that not only professed fu tu rist poets
have found an elem ent o f vast fasci­
nation In electric advertising. W hen
Rupert B rooke first arrived In N ew
York and saw the nigh tly display on
Broadway he w as greatly Impressed.
"The recurrent appearance and dis­
appearance o f vast fiery toothbrushes,
m edicine bottles, flam ing and Immortal
celestial underwear, appeared to him
like a nigh tly conflict o f the gods,
fighting en d lessly. Indecisively for
New York." One fem ale figure im­
pressed Brooke more than the Mona
Lisa. It w as “all aflame again st the
darkness, beautiful, archaic lik e an
Immortal Greek figure.”— Pierre Van
P aassen, In the A tlanta Constitution.
« e t h is d m r x y
HEAD, H fN R Y ? (
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J I U SHOW VA 3 0 M 6
Y - , M 0ft€ O f HIT ÎTV FF. |
MY U N C l C M U Z O
OPENED THE CAN
turned over on him and Imprisoned
him. how did yon get him o u t r George
— "U sed a can opener."
Kocognition
" T h ere a very stupid brute o f y o u r s
John.” said th e m inister to one o f hla
parishioners, a peat dealer, w ho drove
hie m erchandise from door to door In
a sm all cart drawn by a donkey. "I
never se e you but the creature Is bray­
ing."
“Kh. Mr," aald the peat dealer, "ye
ken the heart's warm when friends
m e e t”
J u<ese A fte x o m c op s ,
T H C F t f H HOOKS HC w e j
v *H e N H e d o e x Fismn*
Aehing to r It
Him— I w ish I dared to ask you a
very Important question.
H er— Why don’t yon I
Him— I see a negative In your eyes.
Her— In both o f them ?
Him— Yes.
H er—Don’t .von know that two nega­
tives m ake an—w h y, C hartla h o * dare
you?
Natural cow hide la being used for
wom en's c o a t s handbags and hat
trim m in gs sh ow ing the natural sh ades
o f Jersey, H olstein and old red cow.
- i s o l i MJf O N C c e
A S P O flT iM A N .H C
6 0 £ i DOWN 0 Y .
/'d A k J A i/'A
Sadden Inepiration
“And w hat did your w ife have to
aay when yon stood at the Pyram idal"
“W anted to know If I had locked
the kitchen door."
M other!
Fletcher** C astori* has
been In u se for over 80 years aa a
pleasant, harmleaa su b stitu te for C as­
tor Oil, P aregoric, T eeth in g D rops and
Soothing S yrn p a C ontains no narcot­
ics. Proven direction s are on each
package. P h ysician s everyw here rec­
cam ped—big loss to him." W illiam s— om m end I t
“M ust be—ah* w eighed tw o hundred
T he genuine bears signature at
pounds"
Hie Small W orld
“H e
seem s
aw fu lly
provincial,
doesn’t ba?
So sm all tow n In his
Id ea s so narrow In h is outlook on
Ufa"
“W hat can yon exp ect?—he's lived
an his Ufa In N ew York."