T O E H E B M X ST O a H gR A J.D . H3ERMISTOJT, O BBG O V .
Adm iral, Lost at Sea,
“Movie” Realism Not
Actually Now Thing
Makes G hostly Visits
INTELLIGENT PLANNING
la one of the necessities of most importance to those who expect
to succeed in business of any kind.
Our plans embody the dreams we have of what we expect the
future to unfold for us. They may bs flimsy, mere castles in the
air, day dreams.
They should be formed with care after extended thought and con
sideration. Most plans for a business will be the better made if a
banker's ideas are considered. This bank is never too busy to
serve its customers in planning for the future.
F ir s t N a t io n a l B a n k
of Hermiston
Capital, Surplus and Undivided P ro fit* O ver $50,000
P. B. Swayze, Pres.
R. Alexader, Vice-Pram
A. H. Norton. Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier
Baby Clucks 1927
White Leghorns at $15 per 100,
or $135 per 1,000.
Barred Rocks from the Henry
Sommerer flock at $17 per 100, or
$155 per 1,000. Orders for 500 or
. ALE OR T R A D E -138 acre larger takes 1,000 rates.
y ranch mile west of Alsea,
Hatching dates Feb. .22, Mar. 1,
t, te highway, mail" route. School
8, 15, 22, 29. April 5, 12, 19, 26,
V ant small irrigated place.
May 3, 10, 17, 24, 31.
—. id. Gcodlin, Alsea, Oregon. 21-7p
FOR SALE
Oil SALE— Three tube radio, $15;
;, nii nstration given. P. M. Miller.
21-2tc
ALE— One cook stove, one bed
.id spring, 6 chairs, one round
table. Call at Tony Van Eeede. It
t OR SALE— Barred Rock pullets, O.
A. C. strain. Bess Spencer, Colum
bia district.
14-tfc
FOR SALE.—On easy terms. Dodge
coupe in good condition. First
National bank.
8-tfc
FOR SALE— No.
Hammer.
fresh cows. *
37-
May Chix 20 per cent reduction
(Deposit of 20 per cent on all orders)
C ustom H atch in g
Beginning Feb. 1, we w ill do
custom hatching at one cent per
egg p;r week.
Seventy-five per cent hatch
guaranteed after four day test.
Bookings now being made. First
come, first served.
WHITE POULTRY FARM
Gerald A. White
Hermiston, Oregon
FOR SALE CHEAP OR RENT— Mod
FEED PRICE QUOTATIONS
ern five room house. Furnace,
hardwood floors, etc. Call or see
Dr. Prime
12-tfc (Furnished by Farm Bureau Co-oper
ative of Hermiston. Unless other
FOR SALE or EXCHANGE — 800 wise specified, prices are per hundred
acre tock ranch.
Box 14, Con weight.)
Scratch, 100s ............................... $2.30
don, Oregon. 4tp.
Egg Mash ........................................ 2.30
For sale— About 30 tons first cutt Ground Oats ................................ 1.98
ing hay. W. A. Mikesell 18-tfc.
Ground Barley ............................... 1.68
Wheat ...........................
2.20
FOR SALE— 2 dining tables, 2 oil Corn ................................................. 2.03
stoves, 1 book case. Address Box Cracked corn ..................
2.15
123, Stanfield, Ore.
18-tfc Ground ,Corn ................................. 2.13
Good ranch with 6 room house. In- Mill Run 80s................................... 1.08
Cow feed ................................... 2.00....
quire at Herald.
Ground Wheat .....................
2.30
HIGH GRADE PIANO NEAR HER- Shorts. 80s ...................................... 1.16
mlston, must be sold at once. Big Rolled B arley...............................r 1.21
discount. Easy terms to reliable Calf meal, per pound................. 3 H e
party. If interested write Fac M iddlngs.......................................... 1.60
tory Plano Adjuster, 66 Front St., Oyster shell ......................................... 90
Portland, Ore.
19-4tc Whole o a t s ...................................... 1.88
Salt, half ground................................ 45
MISCELLANEOUS
LOST— Elgin 7-jewel octagon corner
ed watch between the depot and the
Hurly store. Reward. R tfirn to
Herald.
21-tfc
Those having asparagus plants for
Bale, or those wanting to buy plants
see Tom Fraser, Sec. Growers’ assn.
19-2tc
approved, the administratrix dis
charged,. her bondsmen exhonerated
and the estate closed.
Dated this 6th day of January,
1927.
BEULAH I. SIMONS,
18-5tc
Administratrix.
FUTURE IN EGG BUSINESS
Humorous Mlxup That
Brought A bout Union
A box sale was given at our local
store. I bought a box and I opened
IL To my dismay It contained a suit
of underwear and three men's hand
kerchiefs. I was un old maid and
nnturally didn't want anyone to see
these things, but an old bachelor who
also had bought a box Insisted I show
them to him. Opening his box he was
even more fussed than I. He man
aged to stammer he'd like to keep
my box and give me his, which con
tained a corset nnd a set of baby
clothes. My lips wouldn’t move for
embarrassment, but I nodded my head
In assent
After that he enme to see me once
or twice a week nnd three months
later we were married. Now Junior
Is wearing those baby clothes and we
still laugh together over that em
barrassing but lucky incident.- Cap
per’s Weekly.
LODGE DIRECTOR!
There are few ghosts now left in
London. Even the famous phantom in
Berkley square seems to be at rest.
So with surprise I learnt, when dining
a few nights ago In Eaton place, that
the house was a haunted one.
Once it was the home of an admiral
and his wife. Now it Is split up Into
Your needs in everything
flats. It is of the upper part that this
strange tale is told. One night, when
th a t is necessary to com
the admiral was on the high sens, his
plete your golf outfit.
wife gave a party. All at once one of i
the guests, a naval man, turned to the
hostess and exclaimed, "How well the
admiral is looking tonight.”
The admiral's wife laughed lightly
and said, “But my husband's not here
Blue P rints fo r a H om e
You’ve mlstnken someone else for him.
Newlywed, to the real estate sales
He’s at seu, you know 1” But later, man who is trying to sell her a home;
other guests, one after another, re Why buy a home? I was born in a
ferred casuully to the admiral’s pres hospital ward, reared In a boarding
ence. She grew puzzled uud discon school, educated in a college, courted
carted.
In un automobile, and married in a
Next day she heard by cable that church; get my meals at cafeteria, live
her husband had gone down with his In an apartment; spend my mornings
■hip.
playing golf, my afternoons playing
Not only then, but on many occa bridge; In the evening we dance cr go
sions since, on the anniversary of his to the movies; when I’m sick I go to j
death, the admiral has appeared In the hospital, and when I die I shall be ■
what used to be the great drawing buried from an undertaker's. Why |
room of the house. That, at any rate, should we buy a home, I ask you? All I
Is the story I heard at the dinner we need is a garage with bedroom.—
party. An elderly woman who sat The Outlook.
IF IT’S
next to me seemed to be a convinced
believer In ghosts. “The admiral comes Emerson Ideal Host
Into the room, smiles, walks through
It, walks back again, and then is seen
to W eekly Visitors o
no more.”—London Sketch.
Ralph Waldo Emerson used to open
YOU WANT
the study In hls Concord home to vis
itors one day of euch week during the
10 Students Die When Bus is Hit
CALL 25-J
Round Rock, Texas—A big motor winter. Chairs for the accommodation
of the company would be ranged in a
COUNTRY HAULS S0LICITE1
bus, bound from Waco to Austin with circle, uud the farmers and shop
the Baylor university basket ball team keepers of the neighborhood, as well
was ground to pieces by the Sunshine as the Lowells, Holmeses, Alcotts and
special, crack Missouri Pacific flyer, Longfellows would occupy them side
TRANSFER AND DRAY
near here. Ten college students were by side. At the head of the ring would
killed outright and four others badly sit Emerson, one leg crossed over the
injured.
other knee, and such was their length
nnd flexibility that he could twine the
Senate Favors Mexican Oil Mediation. one round the other, so that the upper
Washington, D, C. — The Robinson foot caught behind the lower ankle.
resolution suggesting arbitration of Then, leaning forward on hls elbow,
he would smilingly receive questions
the oil dispute with Mexico was ap and make observations. But he did
proved by the senate foreign relations not permit himself monologues, ns Al-
committee. 13 to 3. The resolution cott could not help doing, hut was
merely would express the opinion of concise, courteous nnd genial, liking
the senate and would in no way be better to hear than to speak.—Julian
binding on the administration.
Hawthorne in the Dearborn Indepcnd
cut.
Motion picture producers were not
really originators when they began
wrecking trains, burning buildings
and otherwise destroying property to
obtain realistic effects in their films.
Alexia a member of the Russian
hops* i t Orloff, brother of Gregor)
and companion in the assassination
of Pete? Ill, is believed to have been
the first to resort to destruction for
the sake of art
Alexis was an admiral in command
of the Russian ileet that destroyed
that of the Turks under Capudan
Pasha By way of perpetuating the
victory, Alexis ordered Hackert, an
artist, to paint four canvases portray
ing It and when the painter men
tioned to Alexis that he hadn’t an
Idea how a ship on fire looked, the
admiral Immediately ordered that a
Russian shlp-of-the-llne, carrying 74
guns, be cleared and placed Just
where Hackert could obtain the best
view of It.
When this was done, the ship was
set afire and burned to the water’s
edge. The four paintings were made
and first hung In the Strelna palace,
afterward being transferred to the
Hermitage palace ut St. Petersburg,
now Leningrad—New York Evening
World.
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WANT ADS
Why He Fled
The sorry looking man was charged
with burglary and malicious assault.
The victim was in the witness box.
"You say you called to see Miss
Billings and that you were in the sit
ting room with her at the time the
burglary waa committed?” asked the
Judge.
“Yes, sir,” replied the witness.
"Then how,” continued the judge,
“did It happen that when the prisoner
dashed Into the room and assaulted
you, you lea|>ed through an opeu win
dow without attempting to defend the
young lady or even summon aid?”
“I thought it was her father, sir.”
W e H ave
A n ticip a ted
C om e
in
g iv e our line the
“on ce o v er.”
SERVICE
Dr. F. V. PRIME
DENTISTRY
Dental X-Ray and Diagnosis
Hermiston, Oregon
! Rank Bldg.
Phone Connections
W. J. W ARNER
Attorney-at-Law
Hermiston
i ;:
Oregon
M c K enzie , m . d
h s.
Eye. Ear- Nose and Throat
Office; 1-2-3 Inland Empire Bldg.
Pendleton, Oregon
JAMES L. SEARS, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office Phone 733.
Res. Phone 711
Office in First National Bank Bldg.
T . H . G aither
PRESSURE
SPIITAL NERVES
| that are ‘‘pinched’’ between the verte
brae of the spine affect all parts of
I the body. Your trouble may he
caused from nerve pressure. Cali
303 for nn appointment and find out.
EVERYBODY'S
COINGt
DR. DAVID S. ROWE,
Specializing in Acute and Chronio
Disease,
I Location, 2 doors west of Postoffice
Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment.
| Office Phone 303
Res. Phone 312
HERMISTON. OREGON
A L IF O R N IA b id s you
C turn bac* • the calendar
to summ er and com e play in
th e warm sunshine.
A s an added inducem ent the
Union Pacific now offers special
low round trip fares and assures
you a marvelous journey on the
finest of fast trains. Connections
via Portland or Salt Lake City,
Open D oor to Business
The Lady Answered
Legal Blanks for
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
HITT
Men of genius, who are generally
nervous, often feel the influence of
barometric variations.
Glordanl felt storms coming four
days in advance; Diderot said, "It
seems to me that 1 go crazy when the
wind blows violently.” Maine de
Blran said, “In bad weather my mind
and my will are not the same as when
It Is fine." Alfleri wrote, "I am like
a barometer; I have always experi
enced, more or 1-ss, a greater ease of
composition according to the atmos
pheric pressure; absolute stupidity
when the great winds of the solstices
and the equinoxes are blowing, an In
finitely less penetration In the eve
ning than in the morning.'1
Such cases are not confined to men
of genius; they are found In all nerv
ous persons. How many have we no!
seen disquieted, irritable, excited,
some hours before a storm.”—Literary
Digest
(Continued From Page One)
Bring your broken furniture to gie
Good Use of Time
to be repaired. Tom Jensen.
her. Why? Because we know from
I build my fortune on the dial of
17-tfc our carefully kept records that our my watch; seconds become pennies,
poultry will pay.
minutes become dimes, hours become
Watch, clock and Jewelry repairing.
So friends, let’s be boosters, not, dollars; I give a money value to every
See Newell, next door to Sappers. knockers, and I will predict that we, tick aud tuke advantage of everything
ll-tfe will see the day within a few years that enables me to conserve time. 1
that we won’t have to go more than practice economy of time, I never pro
Polands for Profits. Stillings. 37tf a million miles away from Hermiston crastinate, thereby permitting others
to get ahead of me. I am alert for
FOR SALE—Adding machine rolls to find 6,000,0-90 hens.
opportunities; I look carefully Into
at the Herald office.
whatever seems good or Inviting;
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THE MARKETS
when my Judgment approves I act
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND
promptly, with decision. If there Is
■ law of success, a rule by which one
INSURANCE. J. M. BIO 08. RE
Portland.
hard may attain the desired and desirable
ALTOR.
26-tfc
Wheat—Big Bend b lu e ste m ,___
white, federation, soft white and west- rewards ©7 HI®, assuredly one of Its
Hermiston Second Hand Store.— ern white, $1.36; hard winter, $1.31; basic principles Is making good use of
our time.—Norma Sauls, In Illinois
Furniture and Hardware, Bee Sup northern spring, $1.39; western red, Central Magazine.
$1.30.
plies, Harness, Saddles, Wagons.
S5-3fe Hay—Alfalfa, $18.50® 19 ton; valley
timothy, $I8®18.50; eastern Oregon
In 1641
ADDING machine rolls at the Herald timothy. $21@21.5O.
I do hear them say often some men
office.
Butterfat—50® 52c.
are not witty, because they are not
Eggs—Ranch, 32® 33c.
everywhere witty; than which nothing
NOTICE OF HEARING UPON INAL
Cheese—Prices f. o. b. Tillamook. is more foolish. If.an eye or a nose
REPORT
be an excellent part In the face,
Triplets, 28He; loaf, 29He. per lb.
(should we) therefore be all eye or
In the County Court of the State of
Cattle—Good, $8.36®8.65.
nose?
I think the eyebrow, the fore
Oregon for Umatilla County.
Hogs—Medium to choice, $10.25®
head, the cheek, chin, lip or aay part
In the Matter of the Estate
12.76.
elae are as necessary and natural In
of
Sheep—Lambs, medium to choice, the place. Bat now nothing la good
Charles L. Shutter, Deceased.
$9.50®11.60.
that la natural; right and natural
Notice Is hereby given that the
Seattle.
language seem to have least of the
undersigned administratrix of the
Wheat—Soft white, $1.3$; western wit In It . . . and this la Io write
estate of Charles L. Shutter, deceas white, $1.34 H; hard winter, $1.33; Ilka a gentleman.—Ben J on son. In
ed. has filed her final report with western red, $1.31; northern spring. "Timber.”
the Clerk of the above entitled $1.34; Big Bend bluestem, $13SH;
Court, and that the Judge of said Big Bend dark northern spring. Big Investment* in Mexico $1,500,000,000.
Washington, D. C. — American In I
Court has designated- Saturday, the Rend dark bard winter, $1.36.*
in Mexico appromlxate $1,-
Sth day of February, 1927 at the
Hay—Alfalfa, $36; timothy P. S., I 5 vestments
3.000.00«, testimony published by
hour of 2 o’clock In the afternoon as 333.
the time, and the rooms of the above
I the house appropriations committee*
Butter—Creamery. 47c.
| on the state department supply bill
entitled Coast la the County Court
Egga— Ranch. 32®35c.
I
showed.
House,
Io
Pendleton,
Umatilla
Hogs—Prime. 313 M013.M.
County. Oregon as the place when
Cattle—Steers, good..38.3108.60.
and where hearing Is to be bad
Cheese — Cream bricks, 25® 26c;
thereon. AU persona interested are triplets, 36c; loaf, 36c.
hereby notifies to then and there
Spokane.
appear and show eause, if any they
Hogs—Good. $13.36013 6«.
have, why said report should not be
Cattle—Steers, good, $7,7$ ®l«6.
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VINEYARD LODGE NO. 206, I. O. O.
F. meets each Monday evening in Odd
Fellows’ hall. Visiting members cor
dially invited.
W. R. Longhorn. Secretary.
Childs Barham, N. G.
and
Bad Weather and Genius
He was an up-to-date, well-dressed
collegian and this was his first day at
the flying field. Near the Canuck, the
small airplane, ho noticed a crowd
of men all gathered about what
seemed to be the pilot. The crowd
was singularly, overwhelmingly com
posed of members of the male sex
Our hero wondered nt the deep In
•ierest shown by the men in a pilot of
an airplane and he thus casually
strolled over to partake of the gen
oral curiosity. The center of all eyes,
he at once noticed, was an avlatrlx
With a superior swagger, he brushed
through the crowd and asked the In
trepid female, "aren’t you often mis
taken for a man?”
"No,” she answered, "are you?"—
New York Medley.
QUEEN ESTHER CHAPTER No.
101, O, E. 8., meets second aad
fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month in Masonic Hall. Visiting
members welcome.
Maud M. Kellogg, W. M.
Kathryn L. Garner, Secretary.
The business man is now accessible by another
route than through the doorway o f his private
office. A business call hyLong Distance Telephone
merits a prompt answer and gains immediate
interest and attention.
Increasingly, business houses are augmenting
regular salesmen's visits by "in-between” Long
Distance calls. Results: Larger volume o f busi
ness and quickerturnover at n reduced selling
cost. ST Many new and p ra ctic a l uses o f Long
Distance are no doubt applicable to yewr busi
ness, These will be cheerfully discussed with
you upon request to the Business Office of the
Telephone Company.
MAKB TOUR RESERVATIO N« NO W
U N IO N
PACIFIC
206 East Court St.
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Phone 139
Pendleton, Ore.
F. C, W0UGHTER, Agent,
Hermiston, Oregon
F O U N T A IN
Long Distance eseniinet Speed tcith ecenemi
THB pacific telephone AND telegraph com pany
Is J. L. V A U G H A N ■ !
H erm iston
T ran sfer
We Haul
Cigars, Tobacco
Barber Shop
ANYTHING
ANYWHERE
ANYTIME
TELEPHONE 31
Bert M ullins
A Happy Idea
for You
YOU HAVE noticed, of course, that
once folks buy a car they never do
without again.
Now why?
Because they find that it's easier
to own a car than they thought. They
may put it off for years, as you have,
thinking all the time that to buy en
tails sacrifice.
And then at last they make up
their minds to try it, and they save
in so many ways that to pay for the
car is no trick at all. Ask any man
who owns one.
We always try to arrange our
terms so you can pay out of your
prêtent income. And a Ford car has
helped many a man to make more
money.
If you haven’t time to come down
and talk with us about this, phone
ns. W .’ll send yon all the facts and
yon can figure things out when you
get around to it.
KELLOGG MOTOR CO.
HERMISTON, OREGON
Phone 571
L . J. M c A t e e
H o m e C ooking
IS OUR SPECIALTY
HOME MADE PASTRY
WE SERVE 40c LUNCH FROM
11:30 TILL 3:00 P. M.
Fried Chicken, home style, 50c
SHORT ORDERS AT ALL HOUR!
Open 5:30 to 9:30.
PAINTS, WALLPAPER,
PICTURE MOULDINGS
AND GLASS
CONTRACTING
513 Main St.
Phone 158
Pendleton, Oregon,
R EX C A FE
-READ TUB WANT ADS—
H as Y our
Subscription
E x p ir e d ?
Come in an.
renew il nex
lime you ar.
In town.
HEMSTITCHING, PLEATING
BUTTONS
and
BUTTON HOLES
Mail orders promptly
attended to.
THE SMART SHOP
Mrs. R. L. Parker, Prop.
822 Main St.
Pendleton, Ore.
AGENCY
DON’T FORGET
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When you need any
thing in the tine of
neat and attractive
Printing.
IM P E R IA L
CLEANERS
CLEANING, PRESSING AND
REPAIRING DONE
All Work Guaranteed. Give me a
Trial. To please you is my aim
PEER
Hermiston
B O K IS H
Oregon
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