F pm Dollars For a Dime If you had the opportunity to bay gold dollars at ten cents each, It would mean nothing to you If you didn't have a dime. Of course not. It is having the ready money when the opportunity arrives that puts you in a position to make pro fits. Why not start a bank account today with us and thus get ready to meet opportunity? W'e invite you to do so. Yes, more. We URGE you to do so, for your own good. First National Bank of Hermiston Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver $50,000 P. B. Swags*. Pres. R. Alexader. V lcs Prsa. A. H. Norton, Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst Cashier Hinga W ill T i l l Secrets to Scientiafa Tree Dependent Upon In ta c t fo r Fortuity Scientists of the Field Museum of The noblest and most ^Imposing très Natural History expert to leurn wliat in the Hawaiian islands Is the ban the weather bus been like for 'AO yan. These trees do not produce years or mors In the vicinity of Chi seeds. Propagation Is de(>en<lent up cago by studying the rings on oak on one of the tiniest of insects, the snd willow stumps, says a museum tig wasp. The trees introduced Into bulletin. It has been found that trews Hawaii, from Australia, China and of various kinds register within their India, are not propagated in the ter trunks a fairly accurate record of the ritory of Hawaii In tliat manner, and seasons, because the wood that grew the tiny insects necessary to the pro In the summer and that which grew duction of mature fruit and seeds are * the spring can be distinguished in not present there. The tig wasp goes the annual rings. By these compari Into the figs for selfish purposes only. sons, deductions ss to the amount of She Is hunting for a place to rear her rainfall and sunshine that the trees babies, and the only places that suit received can be made. her are the female flowers Inside the Carrying the study further, the mi flg. She puts an egg In each flower croscope Is expected to disclose what which she selects, and In doing so, i part of the wood wns formed during crawling about, pollitiates the other cold, rainy and dry seasons, for the female flowers with grains of pollen structure of the tittle sap tubes dif- , which were adhering to her body from fers according to these conditions, ¡the older flg where she herself had Experiments and observations also ; grown to maturity. The figs do not have shown that the greatest growth ; mature without the agency of the 11«- m trees occurs on the side opposite , wasps, and the latter cannot develop the direction of the winds. For In- or exist without the presence of the stance, there are trees in Colorado in figs In the proper condition for them. I which the heart of the trunk is close Numerous kinds of figs and banyun to the bark on the side from which trees are native In many tropical the prevailing winds blow. countries, each having its own kind of minute insects called fig wasps to assist In seed production. Fierce Storm Thought to M ean World*a End Burt Mullins BEX C O N F E C T IO N E R Y STATIONERY H IT T A n n ou n cm en t I h a v e p u rch a sed th e c o n fe c tio n e r y k n o w n a s P a t ’s P la c e an d so lic it a sh a r e o f y o u r p a tro n a g e. GUNS K rause’s C hocolates T he Best in Candies F L Y -D I is non-poisonous, w ill n ot stain, and has a pleasant and refreshing odor. You need F L Y -D I all the year ro u n d —always keep a bottle on hand. For Sale at M itchell Drug Co. FLY- DI -AND— AMMUNITION A FULL UNE News stand Cigars and Tobacco HOOD RIVET! SPRAY COMPANY H o o d River, Oregon ¿Wrifsummer — FOR— LODGE DIRECTORY taiton IF IT'S U E E N ESTHER CHAPTER No. 101. O. E. 8^ Q m eets aet ond Tuesday »‘vening of each month The most terrific storm In the his H e re ’a A nother Id ea at 8:00 sharp in Masonic hall. Vial tin g members tory of the British Isles raged during welcome. A lice C. Shot w ell. W. M. o f Anceatry o f M an K athryn L. Garner. Sec. the month of Try Burk’s for bargain*. , November, 1703. This i I Most men believe that mankind Is terrible hurricane was so devastating ■ descended from one “Adam ” or a sin YOU WANT V < N E Y A R D LODGE NO. 208. I. O. o . r, GEARHART KNITTER— Anyone In that it was generally believed that gle pre-human stock. Dr. Francis Gra ’ m eets each Monday trvenlng in Odd Fellow s CALL 25-J hall. V u ltin g mtvnbers cordially inyited. terested please w rite Box 152 the end of the world had come. De ham, writing In the Forum, as a re W. R. Longhorn. Sec. a c. P ierce ,N . Q. foe, best known as the author of suit of his studies of a type of im R ound DENVER Hermiston, Oreg. 20tfc COUNTRY HAULS S0LICITE1 Robinson Crusoe, who experienced Its becility called Mongolism, concludes T rip OMAHA RECLAMATION LODGE N e. 107, K. worst terrors, wrote: “Horror and that mankind Is of three fold origin. ¡KANSAS ciry E x e u r s lo a o f P , m eets -ach Thursday evening In REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND confusion seized upon a ll; no pen Mack's Hall, at 7:30 P. M. V isitin g According to this scheme, three T icket* ! 5 T L O U IS FOR SALE INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RE brothers cordially invited. can describe It, no tongue can ex- | great branches once diverged from a W. II. McMulan R. A. Brownaon. T o all principal TRANSFER AND DRAR ALTOR. 2«-tfc press it, no though, can conceive it.” common stem. C hicago Eastern Cities K. R. and S. C. C. From one branch O E T R O IT FOR SALE— A 7 room strictly mod The voice of the wind was llkethun- . sprang the orangs and Mongolian and on sale daily CINCINNATI ern house, full basement an dgood WANTED— Phone, write or see W. der To venture abroad was to court ; Australo-Caucasian man. From an- to Sept. 15 PROFESSIONAL CARDS CLEVELAND A. Leathers, when you have alfalfa Instnnt death; to stay within doors other the gorillas and the negroes, lawn. Close to school. Might trade. Final return TORONTO hay for sale. In any quantity. was to risk the full of the house. From the third the chimpanzees, and See C. H. Skinner. 46-tfc MONTREAL limit Oct. 31 Phone 40-J-3. 9-tfc Ihe loss of life on land and sea and probably the Mesopotamian races, HEMSTITCHING, PLEATING Dr. F. V. PRIME Liber a I stopover PITTSBURGH in the floods of the Severn nnd i Now, although schemes of I Ills sort FOR SALE—Or trade for good cows, privileges going or BUTTONS DENTISTRY PHILADELPHIA Thames, seems to have been beyond have been bitterly attacked, they do returning WANTED— To buy, cattle, hogs and 1918 model Studebaker automo and WASHINGTON Dental X-Ray and Diagnosis sheep, any quantity. W. A. Leath computation. In London the damage at any rate “explain” not onlv the bile. Inquire at this office. 46tf BUTTON HOLES I NEW YORK Vf’s / f th e fo lk s Hermiston, Oregon ers. 43-tfc to property was estimated nt $10,000,- j occurrence of tile Mongol in our midst, “ b a c k E a s t” BOSTON ,e rS* Eddystone lighthouse, but the characters and Incidence of — Bank Bldg. Phone Connections FOR SALE— An electric w ashing n o w w h ile th e 1 ? A M 00f> Ì£R a ridiculous sort of pagoda, of four ; certain forms of imbecility other than Mail orders promptly fa re s a re lo w machine, dining table and chairs, PASTURE for horses or cattle, shade y^",rS,.8t"nd ng’ WBS Rwept and , that we call Mongolism. If this hy- and plenty of water. E. P. Dodd. attended to. four burner oil stove. Majestic Low fares alao to wltb It the architect, Wlnstanley. The ' pothesis becomes established we shall 43-tfc Z io n N a tio n a l hurricane ended in a dead calm at have to admit that the population of W. J. W ARNER range. Perfection oil heater, sin P a rh the exact hour when it had started Europe is a blend, in different propor- gle bedstead and fruit jars. Mrs. THE SMART SHOP Attorney-at-Law n n d QUICK SERVICE ON CLEANING raging a week before. tiong, of the black, the white ami the J. P. Hayden. Phone 39-J. 46 Y e llo w stons Mrs. R. L. Parker, Prop. AND PRESSING. We call for Hermiston : : : Oregon N a tio n a l P a r k yellow, and we shall find no difficulty 822 Main St. Pendleton, Ore. and deliver. Imperial Cleaners. in understanding many facts in anat FOR SALE— Pony, saddle and cow. Whence Ermine Cornea Ask for free booklet, Phone 63-W. * 38-tfc descriptive o f these F. F. Wisner. Phone 21-W-3 45-2t The European weasel in his winter omy and In medicine that have hith DR. W. W. ILLSLBY fam ous resorts erto baffled us. costume was the original purveyor of FOR SALE— Crab applee. Mrs. F. TYPEWRITER rlbbone and carbon ermine. The snowy white pelt, set off Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon F. C. W oughter, paper at the Herald office. F. Phipps. 45-3tc by the jet black at the end of the tail, Born for Job Agent, Phone Res. 712 Offica 733 Senator Goophus’ six-month-old son NOTICE OF HEAKING UPON FINAL attracted attention centuries ago and Hermiston, Oregon was adopted as the royal costume for j started howling at six o’clock in the Win. McMURRAY, Genl. Pass. Agt FOR RENT— Six room modern house. REPORT the kings of England. It Is said that morning. At 10 p. m. lie Was going W. L. Hamm. 42 M c K enzie & leeuallen In the County Court of the State of Edward III forbade its use by any one strong. At midnight the storm sub PAINTS. WALLPAPER, Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Oregon for Um atilla County not of royal blood. This ancient royal sided temporarily, but as the senator UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO. USED CARS FOR SALE— Terms Has removed from his form er location In the costume adorns the “king” In packs of [ and Mrs. Goophus tip toed out of the given. Prices right. Kellogg & In the Matter of the Estate PICTURE MOULDINGS E. R. Pell, Umatilla, Oregon of Bond Bldg, to playing cards. Later it became the dis- j nursery, the howling broke fortli with Schtmke. 11-tfc Phone Umatilla, 3 8 -J -ll Rooms 1. 2 and 3 Inland E n t ir e Bank Bldg. AND GLASS Meshach Lopp, Deceased. tlnguishing fur of nobility, nnd espe- renewed vigor. It continued more or Operating Stages Between Pendleton Pendleton : : Oregon N otice is hereby given that the daily of judges, who representing the ! less vigorously until six o’clock the FOR RENT— Five room house on royal power, were regarded merely as and Um atilla following morning, when Goophus, Jr., 513 Main St. Phone 158 Gladys Ave., next to jib ra ry . En. underslgnel executrix of the last w ill the king himself acting through his fell asleep. E ffective March 15, 1925 quire A. W. Agnew, Phone 21-J-2. and testam ent of Meshach Lopp, de agents in dealing justice among his R. M. HESTER, M. D. Blear-eyed and haggard, the senator Leave— ceased. has filled her final report Pendleton, Oregon. 29'tfc people. As showing their imperial turned to Ills wife, "Marla," he said Um atilla...... 8:30A.M. and 4:00 P.M Eye, Ear Nose and Throat w ith the Clerk of the above entitled power, erndne Is worn In the official FOR SALE— Team scales. W. A. Court and that the Judge of said regalia of the pope and cardinals of proudly, “our son's future is assured Hermiston.. 8:50 A M . and 4:20 P.M He is going to be a United Stntes sen Office, 123 W. Court St. Stanfield.. 9:15 A M . and 4:40 P. m ’ Leathers. 40-tfc Court has designated Saturday, the the Catholic church. ator. He has Just conducted ills first Over Telephone Building Echo........... 9:30 A.M. and 4:50 P.M. 8th day of August, 1925, at 2 o ’clock filibuster, most successfully.” WHEN COMING TO FOR SALE— 750 pound Primrose sep Ar Pen......10:45 A M . and 5:50 P.M In the afternoon as the time, and Pendleton, Oregon PENDLETON Discouragement to Thrift arator. Enquire Inland Empire Leave— the rooms of the above entitled The neighbor of n man noted tor Bring along w ith you that suit Height of Mountains Lumber Co. 43 tfc Court in the County Court House at his extreme thrift saw 1dm going Pendleton.. 1:00 P.M. and 6:30 P.M. or dress to h e cleaned. We w ill The height of mountains is calcu DR. THEO. BELETSKI, Pendleton, Umatilla County, Oregon down the road on a week day dressed lated by the use of Instruments and Echo........... 2:10 P.M. and 7:30 P.M. send it back to you by parcels Veterinarian as the place when and where hear in his Sunday clothes. MISCELLANEOUS trigonometry. If the Instruments are Stanfield.... 2:25 P.M and 7:40 P.M post promptly. I’reafs all Domestic Animals. Inter “What’s up, Jim?” he called out. accurate and there Is no error In the Hermiston.. 2:45 P.M. and 8:00 P. m ’ ing is to be had thereon. All per state Stock Inspector figures tlie exact height of a peak- Ar. Umatilla 3:00 P.M. and 8:20 P.M. sons interested are hereby notified "Why the glad rags?” “Haven't you heard the news?” FOR RENT— Pasture, $1.50 per head to then and there appear and show above sen level enn be ascertained One round trip Sundays: Leave ! “News! What news?” a month. Plenty of water. J. W. cause, If any they have, why said without ever climbing the mountain. Umatilla 8:30 A. M., leave Pendleton “Triplets!" Cleaners, Dyers and Hatters Hamman, half m ile south of Her report should not be approved, the If afterwards a figure proves to he 6:30 P. M. “Oh. so that accounts for----- ” he erroneous It Is the fault of tlie In 719 Garden Street miston. 44-3tp executrix discharged and the estate gsn the neighbor, when the frugal siruments or the calculation, not tlie Pendleton, Oregon I Fare— Hermiston to Pendleton, Phone 473 closed. one Interrupted him : method. Mathematicians do not give 81.45. round trip $2.45. GOOD BLUE GRASS PASTURE, with “Yes, that accounts for my wear round numbers when they are deal Dated this 6th day of July, 1925. shade and water. W. A. Leath ing these clothes. Wliat In thunder’s ing with mensurable distances. Prac MINNIE LOPP, ers. 43-tfc 44-5tc Executrix. the use of trying to be economical i” tically these exact figures are often Chinaman Takes Meala y« c f ’ —Boston Transcript. ridiculous. a t H is Convenience AGENTS— Sell guaranteed hosiery Residence second house west of th* Among the working class of Chinn, direct from m ill to wearer; all IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE Catholic church. Phone, 82-R. Ugly General Pays Penalty ns well ns many other countries of STATE OF OREGON FOR styles and colors; salary paid for Gunpowder’» Invention Philopoemen was a Greek general, UMATILLA COUNTY The origin of gunpowder Is In Ihe Far nnd Near East, eating Is an full time or spare hours; no money ROUGH DRY notorious for his ugliness, but also fa lived In considerable uncertainty, mtdoor sport. .Hummer and winter WHEN IN needed for samples. International N ellie L. Chrlatian, P laintiff, mous for having had it said of him by hut It Is believed that the mixture Ihey take their fond from little open- — and— Mills, 1038, Norristown, Pa. Plutnrch that he was the "last great and Its characteristic properties have sir side restaurants, and ehopgtlck It Lafayette L. Christian, Defendant. PENDLETO N Greek.” He was so ugly that when lie long been known, even before Ils use nto I heir mouths, sometimes standing FINISHED WORK Summons Equity No. 4060. FOR RENT— An up-to-date modern • MAKE YOUR arrived In a town making ready for a to propel a projectile from some form snd sometimes sitting, either In the To L afayette L. Christian, the ceremony In honor of his coining, he and spacious dw elling on Gladys I t KJ A » Q U A R T E R S street or in a doorless, windowless of artillery. There is evidence that , Opportunity knock» at your Avenue. For further particulars above named defendant. was put to work helping to prepare for the recipe for making gunpowder wns I <h,J 1lpr be^ rte the - A I - door four time» a week In the name of the State of Ore his own entrance into the city. He In the hnnds of some of the alrheni- see Mrs. Anna Strohm. 42 The U” eating goes on continuously. WESTERN AUTO CO. gon, You are hereby required to ap looked so common nnd unsightly to tlie Ists of the Thirteenth century, and This does not mean of course that LOST— ChaufferB license No. 10163, pear and answer the complaint filed Innkeeper In charge of the program on the strenglh of passages In the every workman eats all day long—as Cottonwood and Water Sts. MONDAYS - TUESDAYS somewhere w ithin the city. Rea against you in the above entitled that he was put to work drawing water works of Roger Bacon, he is often it might seem—but each workman COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE and building a fire. When his Identity THURSDAYS - SATURDAYS i l l s when lie enn, and tlie reatnnrnnts sonable reward If returned to this cult w ithin six weeks from the first spoken of ns its Inventor. The dis Tires— Tubes— Accessories office. 40-tfc publication of this summons and on was discovered he merely replied that covery of gunpowder Is also assigned ire busy every hour of tlie day, he wns paying the penally for being to Berthold Schwartz, by whom It was knowing no separate time for lunch, VLWAYS OPEN PHONE 530 Call the follow ing A gent»: or before August 22, 1925, and you — ugly. breakfast, dinner or supper. Gn tlie mentioned In 1328. Tom Swearingen, Mgr, SHIRTS, nightshirts and pajamas w ill take notice that If you fall to main street (here are restaurants made to your measure. 500 pat answer or plead herein w ithin said HERMISTON— BERT MULLINS every few steps, a dozen or so to tlie terns of the finest silks, madras, time, the plaintiff, for w ant there W ise Solomon Important Drugs Listed block. Time Inspector O.-W. R. & N. Co. Here Is a story about n composi and flannels to select from. Made of, w ill apply to the above' entitled STANFIELD— McDERMENT In Kansas, a health jury tins listed Then there are the walking kiteh- by Ferd Klaag Shirt Co. Imperial Court for the relief prayed for In tion. The teacher requested her pu the 1« most Important nnd useful drugs ens. Due man carries on a [Mile ECHO— M. E COE Cleaners. Phone 63-W. 38-tfc plaintiff's complaint filed In said pils—all hoys—to write on a biblical to be kept in the household first aid flung over his shoulder, a cook stove subject. Here is what one boy wrote: kit, as follows: Tincture of lodin, suspended from one end, and ii pnnlry cause, to-w lt: for a decree of divorce ' Solomon was a very wise man. One aromatic spirits of ammonia, aspirin BURK is headquarters for Army And our driver w ill be at your with a counter on top of it on tlie forever dissolving the bonds of mat day two women went to him quarrel --------- , tablets, milk of mugnesla, boric acid. other end. He moves his stand from service. Shoes. rimony now and heretofore existing Ing about a baby. One woman said: : epsom salts, castor oil, zinc oxide, ad time to time, going where business Is Thia Is my child,’ and the other : heslve plaster, peroxide of hydrogen, between the plaintiff and defendant best for tlie moment, now In front of Herald W ant A di Bring Yon R em iti Jeweler and Watchmaker and for an absolute decree of divorce woman said, ‘No, 'taln’t; It’s mine.’ sodium bicarbonate, glycerin, alknline a factory, now in front of a school, DON’T FORGET THE DAYS But Solomon spoke up and said: i antiseptic solution, sirup of Ipecac, now on a busy corner, almost any in favor of plaintiff against defend Now, now, ladles: don't quarrel. Give powdered mustard, spirits of turpen DIAMONDS. WATCHES, CLOCKS SMITH’S SECOND HAND STORE— where. We never fail to make the trip ant and for the custody of the minor me my sword and I'll make twins of tine and olive oil. SILVERWARE You get more for your money; Tlie keepers of the large restnnr- children of plaintiff and defendant. him. so you can both have one.’ » I — -_____________ Isn’t that funny. Furniture ants, by way of advertising, establish This summons is published pursu 726 Main Street Pendleton their bakeries right beside the street stovea and everything. Jnst walk V nreasonable I ant to an order of the Hon. I. M in full view of the perhaps hungry N ot A ll Honest in and forget to ring. 35-tfc The farmer took tlie , new man out schanoep. Judge, of .the County Seattle's treasurer tried the honesty to a field and starred him at plowing passers-by. The baker, a mighty man Court of the State of Oregon for of the population on April 1. Iron behind two horses. Is he, standing beside hi* two-by-two Burk’« for bargain*. Um atilla County duly made and en washers wrapped in papers like those Two hours later the new man re- monument of dirt, kneading a moun of dust-grnyed dough, then heat- tered on the 1st day of July, 192$, that contain $10 stacks of sliver dol turned to the house utterly exhausted. tain , WANTED— Men or women to taka directing that publication be made lars were laid, one after the other, The Pendleton, Oregon farmer asked him how he whs , * “ ° " t rt ,, t " 1, h " llk * " order* for genuine guaranteed hos herein once a week for a period of under a teller's window. liiRty drum — nier-J ad i beating e illllg O il. * s-. /v n u u g a a charge Scores I , g getting on. 5 80S East Court St. jj QUALITY SERVICE iery for men, women and children. six consecutive weeks in the Hermis picked these packages up snd handed | "Not gettln' on at all." snapped the | to battle. £ ANY AND | E lim inate darning. Salary $71 a ton Heflald, and ths first publica them iu at the window. But several man, disgustedly. “How do you ex- waek full tim e, $1.50 an hour tion Is made pursuant to said order cltlzens showed desire to depart, and pect me to hold n plow with two big ' + * + * * * * * ♦ ♦ * * * ♦ * ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » • ♦ • * walked rapidly when they got out strong horses trying to pull It away : spare tim e. B eautiful spring line. this 9th day of July, 1925. the door. I front me all the time?" International Stocking Mills, Nor W. J. WARNER. ristow n. Pa. 39-20tp Attorney for P lain tiff, — TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS— to keep in mind the £ FOR YOU P. O. Address, Hermiston, Oregon. READ THE WANT ADR TRADE— Good Ford touring ear for 44-7te fact that in addition to freak cow* or heifers. P. O. Box S Phone 139 Pendleton, O.e. > •1. 19-tfe p rin tin g this news HOW’S THIS? — READ THE WANT ADS— HALL’« CATARRH M EDICINE will paper we do job w oik FOB NEW AND USE d T a KS— Kel do what w® claim for It—rid your ayitem (■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■a of Catarrh or D eafness caused by BIDS FOR SCHOOL BUS ROUTE of any kind. W hen *___ __________ logg * 8chlm ke. l-$ tc Catarrh. Bids w ill be received by R. A. W hen you need any HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE con in need of anything sists of an Ointment which quickly LEVELING LAND— See Peter Cas- Bmwnwin, clerk of school district Send us the price o f a y e a -’ thing in the line of R elieves the catarrhal Inflammation, and in tins line be sure tho Internal Medicine, a Tonie. which trle, experienced and reliable, $ No. 14 for route commonly known subscription if you are in arrea neat and attractive a cts through the Blood on the Mucous North Hili route. Bids to be la m iles Berth of Hermiston. 4-tfe Surfaces, thus assisting to reatore nor-, mal conditions. Printing. by 8 P. M. July $1. Bold by druggists for over 40 Tears, Polands tor Profit*. Stillings. |7 tt 4<-2tq R. A. Brownaon, Clerk. r . / . Cbeaey A C©., Toledo* O. SERVICE 'TriptF WANT ADS T. H. G aither L. F. McAtee T he Pantatorium LAUNDRY Herb Green Troy Laundry Company We Want Yon DON’T FORGET ------- US-------- D O I T N O W W© Need th© Money ' To See Us i j . L. V A U G H A N ! S ■ ■ E verthing Electrical ■ ■ ■ Legal Blanks for Sale at This Office