THB HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, ORBUOH,
Si. Aafugfin« Roasts
Many "Oldest" Houses
Turn It Around
People SPEND money on the In
stallm ent plan, for that Is an easy
way to buy things w ithout paying
all at once. Why not turn the plan
around?
Why not SAVE money on the in
stallm ent plan? It can be done by
putting a little deposit in our Bank
each month. In tim e there w ill be
a nice little nest egg that w ill be
earning you som ething. Plan to
SAVE instead of SPEND. It can be
done.
First National Bank
of Hermisuia
C a p ita l, S u rp lu s a n d U n d iv id e d P r o fits O v a l $ 5 0 ,0 0 0
R Rwayze, Pree.
R. Alesader, VIce-Pre
A. H Norton. Cashier W. L. Hamm. Asst. Cashier
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND
INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RE
ALTOR.
M-tfc
WANTED— Phone, w rite or see W.
A. Leathers, when you have alfalfa
hay for sale, In any quantity.
Phone 40-J-3.
t-tfc
FOB SALE
USED
CAR*
FOR SALE— Terms
given. Prices right. Kellogg &
Schiiuke.
11-tfc
The Beet Judge
The trust and dependence which
characterized Rev. Doctor Smith’s at
FOR RENT— Five room house on titude townrds his wife’s Judgment in
Gladys Ave., next to library. E n all practical affairs were sometimes
quire A. W. Agnew, Phone 21-J-2. touching, but occasionally they were
29‘tfc amusing.
“I am sorry you have been troubled
BERRIES FOR SALE— Gooseberries, with tbe toothache," aaid the family
now ready, $1.35 crate; Clark dentist, when Doctor Smith appeared
strawberries, $2.25; Logans, $1 50, in hla office one day. "I gave you the
Dewberries, $2.00 per crate. If first minute I had free after receiving
by mail add 35c postage. Send your wife’s telephone message. Let’s
see, which tooth Is It that’s troubling
check or can send C. O. D. W. R.
you 7”
Woodworth, H eights Berry Farm,
"It’s not aching Just at present,” said
Estacada, Oregon.
37-3tc Doctor Smith after a moment’s hesita
tion, during which he made a cautious
FOR SALE— R egistered Jersey cow, Investigation with his tongue. "Didn’t
fresh soon. A. F. Belsse, phone Mrs. Smith mention to you which tooth
36-W-3.
37-tfc It was? I always rely on her In such
matters.”
PIH CHERRIES— 5c delivered; 4c
you pick them. C. L. Upham.
Hie Language
In a little town In Tennessee Broth
er Mac la trustee of the school, direc
mbcellaneous
tor of the local bank and a pillar In
the church. He la especially noted for
hla avaricious tendencies.
FOR RENT, 4 room modern house;
On the night when the congregation
$15. Enquire H. E. Hanby. 40-3p were to hear the annual report of the
officers of the church, Brother Mac
LOST— Chaufferg license No. 10163, had dropped oft to sleep during the
somewhere w ithin the city. Rea sermon. His wife noticed him asleep
while the secretary and treasurer was
sonable reward if returned to this
reading his report. . She touched him
office.
40-tfc Just as the officer was saying, “Leav
ing a cash balance tn the treasury of
STRAYED— One bay horse with rope $126.90.”
and baiter on anim al. Reward
Upon hearing this. Brother Mac
w ill be paid for furnishing in arose and sa id : ‘‘Mr. Chairman, I make
formation as to the whereabouts a motion we declare a dividend of 6
of the horse. See Crowder at the per cen t”—Forbee Magazine.
Herald office.
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In the oldest town In ths United
States, St. Augustine, Fla- “oldest”
houses are very numerous.
As the tourist stands In the middle
of Treasury street and. stretching his
arms, almost touches the walls on
both sides at once, he Is readily con
vinced that ths seven-fool thorough
fare Is the narrowest street In the
United States, but the city’s own dis
sension as to the oldest liuus® leaves
the visitor In doubt.
There Is an "oldest house in Ameri
ca*’ on the quaint and antiquated St.
Georges street, where men and beasts
mingle on the highway and balconies
droop low overhead. It has plaster
walls and dormer windows and red
shingles on Its roof. It calls Itself
Old Curiosity Shop and carries a crest
over Its door.
On the bay front la another “oldest"
house, post-card proclaimed. It Is a
two-story structure, with the plaster
peeling off of Its brick. It has a gal
lery above and outdoor stairs at the
side. Still harder to dnd is an Eliza
bethan mansion on St. Francis street.
It Is half timber and half stone, with
wide shingled hoods where it opens
on the street. It was once a Spanish
mission, erected by tlie monks of St.
Francis who came to St. Augustine
with Menendez. They used It for a
chapel until 1500. It Is now a museum
of old furniture, antique china and
glass.
Of course this Is the oldest, the
keeper Insists. What matter? Each Is
Interesting to visit, with a charm of Its
own, and all are ancient enough.
I have some good pasture for rent.
Inquire First National Bank. Wil
liam D. Prior.
Burk Is hsarqusrters
Shoe*.
for Army
Herald Want Ads Bring Ton Results
SMITH’S SECOND i F a ND STORE—
L eveling LAND—See Peter Cas
tri«, experienced and reliable, $
miles north of Hermiston.
4-tfc
Polands for Profits.
Stillings. $7tf
GEARHART KNITTER— Anyone In
terested please write Box 152.
Hermiston, Dreg.
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Try Burk's for bargains.
T h e Red Crown M ileage Card is thoroughly practical
It tells you just what to do for your car—just how to
drive— to get anywhere from IS to 30 miles txtra p r
tan ifu l from “ Red C row n.” G et your tank filled with
“ Red Crown, "ask for your RcdCrow’n Mileage Card
and begin getting extra summer mileage today—st the
first Red Crown Pump (red, white and blue)— at Stan
dard O il Service Stations and dealers.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(C a lifo rn ia )
leave at Herald offiee.
$9-1«
AGENTS—Sell guaranteed hosiery
Street from mill to wearer; all
styles and colors; salary paid for
fall time or spare hours; no money
needed for samples. International
MlUe, IS ] 4, Norristown, Pa.
V
Announcment
Superetitioue Fanciee
om
I.
Blessed be cheerfulness1 It Is prom
ise at the dawn. It is preparative of
rest when we lie down to sleep at
night. It la coin current In all social
experiences. It is like a breath of
wholesome outdoor air In stuffy rooms.
It Is a claim on attention and remem
brance. It Is even an element In the
divine satisfaction when we are told
that, "God loveth-a cheerful giver.”
When the cynic and the grumbler come
Into the room we are glad of an ex
cuse to leave. When some cheerful
toul comes breezing In we sit up and
pay attention and forget our grudges
against life and fate. And In our most
discontented hours, even when we take
pains to jonceal our own dlshenrten-
ments, are we not Inclined to be Intol
erant of other people's gloom?
WHAT IS ADVERTISING!
“Advertising is the education of
the public as to what yon are, where
you are, and what you have to offer
in the way of skill, talent or com
modity, The only man who should
not advertise is the man who has
nothing to offer the world in the
way of commodity or service.”
— Elbert Hnbbard.
meets aach Monday evening la Odd Pailawa
V U it in * member« cordially Invitad.
M.
W. R. Lhachoni. Sec.
L. WatwnuN. O.
R E C L A M A T IO N L O D G E N a . 10ft. K .
of P , m eeu each Thurnday e v a a io * ia
M ack'a H a ll, a t 7J0 P. M . V ia itla *
b ro th e r, cordially invited.
W . H . M cM illan
R. A. Brownsoc.
K . R. aad S.
a C.
I have purchased the con
fectionery known as P at’s
Place and solicit a share of
your patronage.
Krause’s
Chocolates
The Best
in Candies
ANNOUNCING
The association of
Dr. W. M. KELLY
of Spokane, Wash.,
— w ith
Dr. P. V. PRIME
Hermiston, Oregon
Neuis stand
Cigars and Tobacco
Evenings and Sundays by Appoint
ment.
Legal Blanks for
Sale at This Office
UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO.
E. R. P ell, Umatilla, Oregon
Phone Umatilla, 3 8 -J - ll
W. J. W ARNER
Attorney-at-law
Hermiston
OregtM
DR. W. W. ILLSLEY
Osteopathic Physician nnd Surgeen
Offleb T88
Phone Res. 712
McKENZIE & LTEUALLEB
E ffective March 16, 1925
Eye, Ear, Nose and Tfiftat
Leave—
Haa removed fro m h i. fowner locatldh la the
U m atilla...... 8:30A.M. and 4:00 P.M
Bond Bid«', to
Hermiston.. 8:50 A M. and 4:20 P.M
Room . 1, 2 and 3 Inlan d E m p ire Bank B id *.
Stanfield.. 9:15 A M. and 4:40 P.M
Pendleton
:;
Oregon
Echo........... 9:30 A M and 4:50 P.M
Ar Pen..... 10:45 A M. and 5:60 P.M
DR. THEO. BELETSKI,
L<ave—
Veterinarian
Pendleton 1:00 P.M. and 6:30 P.M.
Echo.. K . 2:10 P.M. and 7:30 P.M. Treats all Domestic Animals. Inter
state Stock Inspector
S tanfield.... 2:25 P.M and 7:40 P.M
Hermiston.. 2:45 P.M. and 8:00 P.M.
Ar. Um atilla 3:00 P.M. and 8:20 P.M
One round trip Sundays: Leave
U m atilla 8:30 A. M., leave Pendleton
5:30 P. M.
Fare— Hermiston to Pendleton,
$1.45. round trip $2.45.
YOU MAY WIN $1,500.00
■
J. L. VAUGHAN
i
Electric Fixtures
a
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g
g
If you are able to make the most
*
and Applianoes
words out of the letters contained In *
Phone 11»
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the words ‘rTOILET NECESSITIES.” * 2 0 3 » . C o u r t S t . r a n d l o t o n , O r e . U
A total of $3,000 In cash prizes w ill
!■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■!■
be awarded to competitors In this
Great WORLD-BUILDING CONTEST
Send stamp for circular and rules.
Address. Sheffield Laboratories, Dept.
12, Aurora, Illinois.
8EE
HITT
— FOR—
GUNS
U tah
Nothing like it on earth. Few have
been there—the trip was too hard. But
now you can see It in perfect comfort
via Union Pacific—sleeping cars, motor
tours over good roads, good living ac
commodations. Low Sum m er fa res
Personally escorted all-expense tours
Side trip to Kaibab Forest and N ortl
Rim Grand Canyon.
ib tfn tl
Illustrated in natural colors.. It win
help you plan the most satisfying vac»
Hon o f your life.
F. C. W oughter,
Agent,
Hermiston, Oregon.
LEGION THEATRE
LON HIBNER’S
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lodge no . » os , l o . o , » .
in eyard
in the Matter of the Estate
of
WHEN IN
Benjamin F. Strohm, Deceased.
PENDLETON
Notice ia hereby given that the
MAKE YOUR
undersigned has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estate of Benja
H K A DQO A R T E R S
min F. Strohm, deceased and has
— AT— ’
qualified as the law directs. All
WESTERN AUTO CO.
persons having claim s against said
Cottonwood and Water Sts.
estate are required to present the
same to me at the office of W. J.
COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE
Warner, my attorney. In Hermiston,
Tires— Tubes— Accessories
Oregon, w ith proper vouchers w ith ALWAYS OPEN
PHONE 580
in six months from the date hereof.
Tom Swearingen, Mgr.
Dated this 2nd"day of April, 1925.
GEORGE STROHM.
(31-5tc)
Administrator
Bleated Cheerfulneae
—^Return Date to Hermiston- -
For you who were unable to see him four weeks ago is
Mr. HIBNER Needs no Introduction, more than to ask one who has seen him. We are rare that the
people of Hermiston and vicinity are not going to miss this thrilling and charming performance, with its
inspiration for accomplishment.
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pleaso
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Residence second house west of the
In the County Court of the State of Catholic church. Phone. 82-R.
Oregon for Umatilla County.
LOST—At Rebekah dance, a large
Finder
K a th ry n L. G arnen Saa.
Operating Stages Between Pendleton
and Umatilla
THURSDAY, JUNE 11
corsage.
S T A T IO N E R Y
Q
HOW THE RED CROWN MILEAOB
CARD ADDS MILES
QUICK 8ERVICE ON CLEANING
AND PRESSING. We call for
and deliver. Imperial Cleaners.
Phone 6$-W.
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feather
a
JUST OUT TODAYI
T h e AW C n w n M ile a p C ard—just out today— makes
increasing your summer mileage and cutting down gas
oline costs as simple as a-b-c.
Y ou saw what record mileages the expert econom y-
run drivers made in the Yosemite Economy Run 1
How? T h ese drivers used “ Red C row n,” the mile
age gasoline, and they know how to drive to p t the
mileage that’s in “ Red C row n.”
Red C rown” is simply em udrd with m ileage— w e
have put it »» there— and, like the economy-run drivers,
you can get more and more mileage out of it I
C O N F E C T IO N E R Y
uebm csth bbl
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»«eta aacaad Tuesday «vaala*
af MO «her* la WoLiai kkU. Vtal
walee w i a
Ailaa C. (
“I thought," said the chairman of
the committee, “yon advertised this
concert for the benefit of the poor?”
The treasurer replied: “Didn’t ws
put tbe tickets down to sixpence so
that the poor could all come?"—Royal
Magazine.
TRADE— Good Ford touring car for
frssh cows or heifers. P. 0. Box
19-tfc
S tl.
FOR NEW AND USED CARS— Kel
logg A Schimke.
t-ttc
O ut of its years of experience in the making of gasoline,
the Standard O il Company has developed a gasoline that
not only gives quick starting, speed and power, but also
a maximum of M I L E A G E f i r p u r tummtr Ituring.
Burt Mullins
mand.
Like the southern colored dongh-
boy, who, during the World war, wore
a special make of garters, because
the manufacturer guaranteed that
“no metal can touch you," many peo
Burk's for bargains.
ple carry good lock charms, some
WANTED— Men or women to take times with real conviction, sometimes
orders for genuine guaranteed hos with excuses to avert the arrows of
destiny. Popular opinion may even
iery for men, women and children. change as to the good or bad omen
Eliminate darning. Salary $7$ a of some charm. Opal, for Instance,
week full time, $1.60 an hour was a good-luck charm for many
spare time. Beautiful spring line. years, nnttl Walter Scott. In one of
International Stocking Mills, Nor his novels, attributed bad lock to the
39-20tp
Mileage Card
There la perhaps only about one
childish quality that should stay with
us all our years, and that Is our curi
osity. If we keep on asking questions
and wondering about things life will
keep on being Interesting and fresh
and stimulating and growing bigger
and better every day. But If we allow
the routine of things, or a too great
sense of satisfaction, to wear down
and destroy our curiosity the zest will
largely go out of living, and with that
the possibility of progress, and we will
stand cumbered with our prejudices
and all the hampering lumber of life.
And strange as It may seem, there
will probably be many more questions
to ask when one Is eighty than there
were when he was eight. Indeed, It is
only when one has lived long and
thought deeply that he begins to un
derstand how to nsk questions, and to
see how big Is the world tliut he does
not know.—Family Herald.
A party of minstrels went to a coun
try town and advertised a perform
ance for “the benefit of the poor, tick
ets being reduced to sixpence." The
hall waa crammed full.
The next morning ■ committee for
the poor called upon the treasurer of
the concern for the amount the com
pany had netted. The treasurer ex
pressed great astonishment at the de
You get more for your money:
Isn’t th at
fdnny.
Furniture,
stoves and everything. Jnst walk
in and forget to ring.
35-tfc
ristown, Pa.
Get the
Red Grown
Retain Curiosity, and
K eep U p W ith W orld
For the Poor
Shirts, nightshirts and pajamas
made to your measure. 500 pat
terns of the finest silks, madras,
and flannels to select from. Made
by Ford Klaas Shirt Co. Imperial
Cleaners. Phone 53-W.
38-tfc
LODGE DIRECTORY
VARIETY, NOVELTY, ARTISTIC AND DELIGHTFUL COMEDY. LARGE HOUSES AT Qr 0D TCVZ m S. LET'S
PROVE THIS AS GOOD AS ANY—"NUF SED.”
And Jackie Coogan in “ Robinson Crusoe7’
R o u n d T r ip
— AND—
E xcursion Fares
TScfcofS on
d a lly t a dope. IS
Kangas C ity
St. Louis . .
Chicago . .
D etroit . .
Cleveland .
W ashington
N ew York .
Boston . . .
100.62
103.56
136.56
142.40
148.50
Corre»poc.din< fare* to n»her important
center*. Final ret a m I iroit O rt after 31,
1925. Liberal «»op-over privilege* go
ing and returning.
XI m
AMMUNITION
$67430
76.50
81 00
Netloeel Park — Low
summer fare* to th i* new W o n
derland o f Color In Southern
U ta h . W h y not take i t in on
your way East ?
TdtowatGMNattoad Pork
M a y also be roiwle a* a *»«ic
trip a t a *m all additional coat.
Aak fo r free booklet descriptive
o f these fumous resort*.
W h -re v -r you w ant to go, let u . make all your
arrangement*. I t m e t* no
im>re a n d w il l eave y o u r
yal table tim e,
y C. W oughter,
Agent,
H tfy ls to n , Oregon,
A FULL UNE
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS
I* often cau.ed by an Inflamed
OT the mucous lining of the E ____
Tuba. When thia tuba Is Inflamed yea
havg a rumbling sound or Imperfect
hearing. Unless the lnflammatloa can
ba reduced, yuur bearing may be de
stroyed forever.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICTNW wtU
de what we claim for It—rid your system
of Catarrh or Deafness caused by
Catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH M ED C IN *
haa been eucceeaful in the treatment of
Catarrh for over Forty Years.
S o ld b y a ll d ru c g la ta .
F.
----- J. Chaney
y A do. Toledo, O.
—TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS—
Wm McMurray,
General Passenger Agent, Portland
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