ivx Bxmrero» It la Hard to Start h p u i d , hebmistok , SfocAg One of Oldest Many National Parka Forma of Punishment in the United States orano». LODGE DIRECTOBT NOTICE TO CREDITORS la The County Court of the State of Oregon for Umatilla County A good Gift to be Judged by Q° The stocks el Wruxlieil recalls one There are 10 national parka. They In the Mattel of the Estate a t fcUO sharp ia A lica C. ghetto of the dldeet forms of punishment of are: Hot Springs, located in middle of K a th ryn L . G arner. 3ec. H o higher priced g ilt drunkards, disorderly persons, and Arkansas and containing 441 springs; could be m ore adm ired, Caro Fancher Rowe, Deceased. or coveted th a n the other offenders against the law. The Yellowstone, In northwestern Wyom­ classic Parker Duufold Notice Is hereby given that he E Y A R p L O D G E N O 20«, I. O. chief merit of the punishment was ing; Sequoia, middle California; Gen­ Pen. Jimi. ^ali^ Wsit&ur macabers that it was cheap, no expense being eral Grant, central California, created undersigned has been appointed ad­ Ta t M . L W aiao o .N . ubilc offices in Moor street. you r C hristm as Duo- Mount McKinley, Alaska, highest It Is recorded that at Stratford-on- folds in tim e to have Dr. F. V. PRIME In the County Court of the State of them engraved. Avon as late aa 1808 a man who had mountain In North America; Grand Hermiston, Oregon Oregon for Umatilla County. Canyon, northern Arlxona; Lafayette. taken too much malt liquor was put In the Matter of the Estate in the stocks, but does not seem to Desert Island, Maine, will) group of Evenings and Sundays by Appoint­ of granite mountains; Zion, southwestern have been at all abashed by bit public Prom now until they are all gone ment. Benjamin F. Strohm. Deceased. Utah, with canyon 2,000 feet deep. degradation, for when an inquisitive Notice is hereby given that the I will sell one ladies brooch at one- In addition to these there are eev7" person inquired how he liked being where he was he replied: “I beant erel dozen smaller reservations, with undersigned has been appointed ad­ quarter the regular prioe, with every of Hermiston the first mon aa ever were in the caves, natural bridges, battlefields and ministrator of the estate of Benja­ W. J. W ARNER Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits Over $50,000 stocks, so I don't care a fardln about similar places of natural or historic min F. Strohm, deceased and has purchase of $5.00 or more. Attorney-at-Law R Swayzs. Pres. R. Alexader, Vlcs-Prs IL” Biblical students need not be re­ Interest. These are known aa nation qualified as the law directs. All A. H. Norton. Cashier W. L. Hamm. Asst. Cashier Hermiston : Oregon minded that Jeremiah, tbe prophet, al monuments. persons having claim s against said was placed In the stocks by Pasbur, estate are required to present the and Paul and Silas would seem to JEWELER AND WATCHMAKER same to me at the office of W. J. have suffered much tbe some kind of Scientific Basis for DR. W. W. ILLSLEY I have for sale or rent, 5 acres M treatment at tbe hands of the Jailer Chances of Greatness Warner, my attorney, in Hermiston, Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon m ile southeast of Hermiston. at PhllippL The older the parents when the Oregon, w ith proper vouchers w ith­ P lenty water, shade and large Phone Res. 712 Off!«» T$9 child it born, says an authority on in six months from the date hereof. chicken house; an Ideal place for Dated this 2nd day of April, 1925. heredity, the surer Its chunces for Much W ork Involved chickens. I offer this for $1600, greatness. GEORGE STROHM, in Mahing Dictionary The first and last born are more (31-5tc) M c K enzie & lieuallen w ill take sm all payment down, C O N F E C T IO N E R Y Administrator balance on terms. I w ant $150 The dictionary, together with the likely to attain eminence. Eye, Ear, Nose and Threat for sals S T A T I O N E R Y The more children a mother has cash In advance rer.t for for year. textbook, la largely responsible for Has removed from his f ö ftre r location in tha the longer she lives—and the longer | Bond Bldg, to Wm. DeVore, Pendleton, Oregon, the uniformity of pronunciation in the she lives, the longer the children live. Fomina Has Mora Than For S a le—240-egg Old Trusty incub­ Rooms 1, 2 and 3 Ihland E m pire Bank Bldg. United States and tbe general adop­ Box 574. Onca G ripped England ator, used only two seasons, good Children of professional people— tion of a similar system of spelling Pendleton :: Oregon The story of famines In England has lawyers, physicians and the like—have as new, one-half price. Good heavy WANTED— Men or women to taka than that which la used In England. a better chance for fame than those been a gloomy one from earliest times. I have purchased the con­ 8uch words as “labor” and “color,” rather harness with breeching. 350 orders for genuine guaranteed hos­ spelled with a “u" In the second syl­ born to wealth or those whose parents At the beginning of the Eighth cen­ fectionery known as P at’s DR. THEO. BELETSKI, lb. separator. C. C. Clinesmith, 1 iery for men, women and children. lable in England, are examples of the, lacked educational advantages. tury a dearth, which extended to Ire­ Place and solicit a share of Veterinarian land. drove men to cannibalism. The offspring of fathers under thir­ m ile worth. 24-tfc E lim inate darning. Salary $71 a newer method. your patronage. Treats all Domestic Animals. Inter­ It was not until the reign of Aethel- week full tim e, $1.60 an hour The business of making a dictionary ty-one are more likely to become sol­ state Stock Inspector FOR SALE— Common and Grimm al­ spare time. Beautiful spring Uns. is a stupendous task A dictionary is diers; artists come from fathers be­ red the Unready, however, that “such tween thirty-one and forty; between a famine prevailed ns no man cun re­ falfa 3eed. Price according to International Stocking Mills, Nor­ a record and arrangement of all the forty-one and fifty there Is more of a member,” from 1005 to 1010. quality. F S. Green, Echo, R. F. ristown, Pa. 39-20tp words of a language, current and obso­ tendency toward statesm en; over flf- 1 Those chroniclers who were wont to lete, together with nil their meanings D. ty-one come the philosophers like Con- see bad conditions at their worst, says TRADE— Good Ford touring car for and nses. In addition, a dictionary Is fucius, Bacon and Franklin. the National Geographic Magazine, de­ a historical record of words. Ü8BD CARS FOR SALE— Terms fresh cows or heifers. P. O. Box Ninety per cent of the Investigated clared that half the population of the The lexicographer—for that Is the given. Prices right. Kellogg ft 281. l l - t f e name given to a man who complies a criminal cases show them to be the larger island perished. But It must be remembered that Schimke. 11-tfc dictionary—must Indicate the origin of offspring of younger parents. LET US MEASURE YOU for a Kahn each word so far as it can be deter­ If your father Is more than sixty, much of the mortality of this period « C*' ’ OR SALE— Standard make l t t tailored suit or top coat this sea* mined, a'nd the changes which have and you are the youngest child In a was occasioned by the wars between Aetheired and Sweyn the Dane, the News stand Residence second house west of the horsepower gas engine, In good large family—you should become fa­ son. Imperial Cleaners. Phone, come abont In Its meaning through the latter being forced by the famine to Catholic church. Phone, 82-R. mous. Cigars and Tobacco order, $30.00. Wm. Leathers. passing of the years. If a word has 53-W. 32-tfc retire from England for a time. 22-tfc died out, he must tell when it hap­ Naturally, the era following the ad­ FOR NEW AND USED CARS— Kel­ pened. A Doctor’s Life vent of William the Conqueror was FOR SALE— Used hand power wash­ WHEN IN logg ft Schtmke. 2-8tc The doctor sent a bill for $10 to the one of widespread starvation and pes­ UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO. E. R. Pell, Umatilla, Oregon ing machine, W eetlnghouse elec­ W e Have No Real Bananas terrlbie-tempered Mr. Bangs The tilence among tlie English peasantry. Phone Umatilla, 3 8 -J -ll PENDLETON During the Inst 80 years of the tric range and a used car in AGENTS— Sell guaranteed hosiery Whllj the banana is eaten in great bill read: ’TTwo visits—$10." direct from m ill to wearer; all | numbers and made the subject of song, “You’re a robber,” said Mr. Bangs. Eleventh century, nine were years of Operating Stages Between Pendleton MAKE YOUR splendid shape. Terms. Henry and Umatilla styles and colors; salary paid for loud and vociferous, the statement is “Five dollurs a visit I It isn’t worth dire distress. HEADQUARTERS Young, at M. E. parsonage. E ffective March 15, 1925 So great wns the dearth in 10450 that fu ll time or spare hours; no money mad« that we do not know what ba­ It." —AT— ‘T il rewrite the bill,” said the doc­ „ needed for samples. International nanas are until we have had the experi­ tor, and Bangs smiled. They couldn’t the peasants of the north, unnble Leave— FOR RENT— Five room house on longer to secure dogs and horses to U m atilla...... 8:30A.M. and 4:0(1 P.M ence of eating them In the lands where WESTERN AUTO GO. Gladys Ave., next to library. E n­ Mills, 1038, Norristown, Pa. appease their hunger, sold themselves IlermlBton.. 8:50 A M. and 4:20 P.M they are grown. Those which we in put anything like that over on him. Cottonwood and Water Sta. quire A. W. Agnew, Phone 21-J-2. (Then the doctor wrote: “To getting Into slavery In order to be fed by their this country are familiar with are Stanfield.. 9:15 A M. and 4:40 P.M 29'tfe LEVELING LAND— See Peter Cas- grown in Costa Rica, Jamaica and out of bed at 2 a. in., answering tele­ masters. COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE trlc, experienced and reliable, 3 countries in tropical America, but they phone, disturbing wife, dressing, going All the land between Durham and Echo........... 9:30 A.M. and 4:50 P.M Tires— Tubes— Accessories FOR SALE— Pekin duck eggB from Ar. Pen...... 10:45 AM . and 5:50 P.M to garage, cranking-‘tin Lizzie,' two- York lay waste, without Inhabitants miles nerth of Hermiston. 4-tfc are picked for shipment long before 1LWAYS OPEN PHONE 510 mile drive in the cold, snvlng baby's one settin g up to 100 eggs. Har­ or people to till the soil for nine Leave— they have ripened and before they have Tom Swearingen, Mgr. life, return to garage, waking wife, years, says Beverly, and nnolher writer Pendleton.. 1:00 P.M. and 6:30 P.M. taken on their best flavor. Efforts old Woodard, Rt. 1, Hermiston. Burk’s for bargains. 31-4tP have been made to grow the fruit In undressing, getting back into bed— accuses the destitute of cannibalism. Echo........... 2:10 P.M. and 7:30 P.M. $10." Polands for Profits. Stillings. 37tf California, Louisiana and other warm Stanfield. .. 2:25 P.M and 7:40 P.M ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■I He said to Bangs: "I won't make sections of this country, but the at­ FOR SALE— Blackcap rasberry and I Hermiston.. 2:45 P.M. and 8:00 P.M. “Dead Shots" Devoted any charge for the second visit, and J. L, V A UG H A N tempts have been generally unsuccess­ Marshall strawberry plants. Mrs. GEARHART KNITTER— Anyone in ­ ■ you need not pay for the first unless Ar. Umatilla 3:00 P.M. and 8:20 P.M ful, for the tree will not stand the tem­ Much Time to Practice E. Clinesmith. 31-tfc Electric Fixture« ® terested please w rite Box 152, perature approaching frost. The ef­ you feel I have earned the money.” One round trip Sundays; Leave and Appliance« J I hnd a man with me in Texas and Hermiston, Oreg. 20tfc forts have never been commercially Mr. Bangs paid the bill.—Boston GOOSE EGGS, ten cents each, T il- Umatilla 8:30 A. M., leave Pendleton Phone 139 New Mexico—surveying for Santa Fe Globe. successful. In the East Indies bananas ford Stillings. 31-tfc • 2 0 8 V . O o u r t S t . F e n d lto tw n , O r « « gj —who knew a thing or two about 6:30 P. M. Try Burk’s for bargains. are grown that are a foot long and Fare— Hermiston to Pendleton, faaaaaaaaaaaBBaaaaM drawing a gun, Louis C. Mlllikin two Inches In thickness, but It Is im­ Uncle Sam Gives Bargain Have several stacks good hay for REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND writes in Adventure Magazine. $1.45. round trip $2.45. possible to ship these.—Rehoboth Sun­ Nobody likes to get a letter on I have seen him put tils hands on his sale on the old Strohm Ranch, INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RE­ day Herald. which there Is postage due. One of head, have another man throw up a west side. Inquire M. Duty, R. ALTOR. 28-tfe SHERIFF’S SALE the R. F. D. carriers tells a funny can, draw, hit It with both right and F. D. 31 Notice Is hereby given that under yarn about a woman, a foreigner, who left gun and return guns to scabbard Pouf A and M iddle Age WANTED— Phone, write or see W. SEE Youth Is the time for action—middle received a letter from the old coun­ before it had reached the top of the ».id by virtue of a writ of execution FOR SALE— Mower, 2 rakes, fresno, A. Leathers, w hen you hare alfalfa age for thought. In youth, red-handed, try marked 20 cents due. He offered throw about 15 to 20 feet (or at least Issued out of the Circuit Court of wagon, stacker, spike-tooth har­ hay for sale, In any quantity. red-ankled, with songs and shoutings, it to her, asking for the 20 cents. She before it had stopped going up from the State of Oregon in and for the row, harness, spring-tooth har­ Phone 40-J-3. »-tto we gather In tbe grapes; In middle age, refused it, shaking her head. He the hits). Ccunty of UniatUi, under the seal row, some small tola and also under our own fig tree or In quiet gos­ stayed a moment, not knowing exact­ In my estimation at that time he thereof, and to me directed and dc- some household goods including TRADE— Forty acres of timber land sip with a friend, we drink the wine ly what to do. Finally, he noticed was a marvel with a six-gun and, I'vered upon a judgment and decree that he had made a mistake and that range, heating stove, kitchen 6 m iles east Elk, Wash., 20 acree free of all turbid lees. Youth Is a the postage charge should have been though I have seen others, 1 never rendered and entered In siu on your clothes? We clean th en 10th day of April, 1925. Sheriff of Umatil* County. Oregon. named Ixmgsword, and Jeffry, arch Herman H. DeHart, like new. Imperial Cleaners, phone bishop aLYorkj., . . . ...... .. ............ MAKE YOUR W A N T « K NO W N— 3$-5tc À j — MEAD THE WANT ADS— Treasurer of UmaUlta County. IJ -W , M -tfe SPECIAL F irst N a tio n a l B an k WM..H. OGDEN WANT AOS Burt Mullins Announcment Krause’s Chocolates The Best in Candies H IT T GUNS AMMUNITION A FULL LINE We Want Yon to keep in mind the fact that in addition to printing this news­ paper we do job work of an> kind. 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