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•very Thursday at Her- nicer If they are not properly treated
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When the blister Is on the sole of
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a Hue white thread and grease It well
with borated or pure vaseline.
Thread a coarse needle and pass It
through the blister from one end to the
other. Cut the thread on each , side
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line. Next day draw the thread out.
The blister will be gone.
Blisters on the hand may be pricked
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Minimum charge 25 cents. Suh.se-
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Expert Advice on Hour
to Compose Love Poem
Geese on Guard
Wild geese are extremely wary, and
First of all, to compose a love poem. take nothing for granted. While feed
It Is necessary to know a few facts ing they have a perfect system of sen
about the girl. Don’t be alarmed— tries. Not content with this, every
nothing Intimate or risque is neces now and then two or three will fly
sary. Color of eyes—hair—shai»e of round high up to see that nothing Is
mouth and general appearance are even approaching them from a dis
good facts to observe. The condition tance.
of teeth Is another good point, , llow-
.
, Their hearing la very acute, and It Is
ever. It la not considered good form
the,r senge of
,g algo Cer.
to pry open the mouth for a detailed , t a | . lf tbey are approached down
Inspection. The feet are another good wln(] (bey are np a„d away at once,
point—lf small—and the distance be- even ¡f tbe greatest care has been
tween the ankle and knee—only, how- , tak(>n {o kepp out of glgbt
ever, If voluntarily exposed.
Tbey bave a cry nke a pack of
Next Is to think of ull the words ,lolindg> wb|cb may have given rise to
that rhyme with ‘‘love.” Incidentally m any of the legends of ghostly packs
don't forget that "you" and “true" nre that are said to hunt an equally ghost
perfect rhymes. If you «tint to do ly tux ut night.
the thing right It Is belter to borrow—
or lf you can't Borrow, to buy, a rhym
Teacher Blushed
ing dictionary which will give you
It wns a lesson on punctuation, and
words rhyming with “thou,’’ "ever
more," "sweet," "passion” and others. Jimmy was almost asleep at Ids desk.
“Now," said the teacher, “If I say, ‘I
Write the poem with due precau
tions on the delicate questions of com must leave, as I have an engagement—
plexlon and possible changes of color By the way, what Is the time?’ I place
of hair. Pay some (hut not too much) « ‘dash' after ‘engagement,’ becuuse
attention to nether extremities, as the sentence Is broken off abruptly."
At thut moment she caught sight of
previously mentioned.
Revise the poem. Ile-revlse It. Copy Jimmy.
“Now then, Jimmy, you are not Us-
It.
Stand up and read It aloud, with I telling. What was I saying?” she
appropriate gestures, before your mir 5 asked him.
"Please, Miss Smith,” said Jimmy,
ror.
J with a start, "you were telling us you
Blush.
Tear It twice, once lengthwise and said ‘dash’ because your engagement
once across, and deposit the whole wus broken off abruptly I”
In a safe place.—From the Jester.
The Island of the Seven Cities wns
an Imaginary Island, uboundlng with
gold, and adorned with superb houses
and temples, whose lofty towers were
visible at a great dlstnnce. Accord
log to a legend that prevailed at the
time of Columbus, this Island was
settled by seven bishops who, having
fled with a great number of people
from Spain and Portugal, when those
countries wero conquered by the
Moors, took to the ocean, and Unally
landed on an unknown Island. After
their arrival, the bishops burned the
■hips to prevent the return of their
follower», and founded »even cities.
It Is said that thoxe navigators who
visited the Island In niter years were
never permitted to return.—Kansas
City Star.
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held in rooms npxt to the Auditorium
every Sunday at 11 o’clock. Sunday
(.1loo, >t J0;16
A„ ar„ eordlallv
Heine, Like Others, Felt
Charm of Don Q uixote
Heine, a Inter niugiclnii In laughter
and tea rs, h a s narrate,! his own nl-
te rn a tin g a ttitu d e s tow ard la m Q uiz
ote. It was the first la,ok he read
after he had really learned to read;
and he took the tale, he has told us,
with the unshaken faith and serious-
ness of childhood . . .
he wept
bitter tears over the ridicule und re-
buffs of the noble-hearted knight. He
re-read the book every five yeara or
so with ever-varying feelings. As a
youth he was. he confesses, bored by
It. Later he saw In It only the cotulc
side, and laughed nt the follies of the
mad knighterrunt. Older yet ngnln
and wiser he made friends for life
with Quixote and Sancho. Afterward
he had but to glance over his »Imul-
tier to perceive uttendlug him the
phantom form, of the thin knight and
the
u ire -m
ore p p a rticu la rly . he
the fat
fat sq
squire—
m ore
adds, when he himself hung Irresolute
at some parting of the ways. What
Heine felt hy turns, the world has felt
by classes.— Times Literary Sappl*-
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Perspcciivc ol O. A. C. Memorial Union Building for Which Funds are Being
Raised Among Students, Alumni and College Friends
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When Shoes are Returned
PRICES R IG H T T O YOU
accordlng , o trndl-
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Mlcllaelmas term, when
made returxmble.—Faiully
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Early Adding Machines
First Recorded Divorce
A German magazine suggests that
Thebes may have been the lteno of sn-
cient Egypt. According to this patter.
n papyrus document found In a tomb
<» the »lie of hat city con
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divorce decree In re
cor,,e'1 hls,or’’ whlch *»
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'hentlcsted. The document Is prob
thousand years old. It bears
‘he »'«"»t»** <* « notary named Thut.
On the reverse side of the papyrus are
‘**e signatures of four witnesses. The
flfutiuds for the divorce are not stated,
“ Pathfinder Magazine.
Right of Trial by Jury
Trial by Jury was Introduced Into
England during the Saxon heptarchy,
mention being made of six Welsh nnd
six Anglo-Saxon freemen apjwdnted to
try causes between Welsh and English
men of property, and made responsible
£ ‘h* ex,en' , « • • » ' jh » * «
*Or fa l,e 'wrdH-t«. In Msgna Chart«
Juries are insisted upon as the great
bulwark of the people's liberty. The
right of challenging men called aa
Jurors has always been possessed by
the accused hj virtue of common law,
THE AMERICAN SHOt nuP
I have purchased the shoe repairing
shop of Chas. Hahn’s and my years of
experience in this work assures you
good workmanship. The material I
use is the best that I can procure.
S If there were such a personage, St
¡Leonard would certainly have been the
patron saint of prisoners. He was
originally u French nobleman at the
j court of Clovla I, and became a monk
anil founded a monastery which, after
his death, ubout 51*9, wns known ss St.
Leonard le Nohlst. He wns famed for
his charity toward prisoners, and is re-
puted to have worked ninny miracles
miracles In re-
\ <>n 'heir behulf. These
cnptlveg continued
Titat the ancient Inca civilisation In
Peru p0SSessed an adding and calcu-
|at|„g machine has been revealed In
tbe recent discovery by excnvntors of
a knotted cord, or ‘‘qulpl,’* In the
rulng of „ prehistoric tomb. The cord
Is sixteen yards long and contains 100
knots. Divided Into ten unequal see-
' tlons these knots represent the odd
Antecedents of Modern
from one to nineteen. The
Writing Paper Told numbers
sections are of different colors, Includ
The credit of making the flrst sheet ing red. brown, yellow, blue and
Of pnper Is due, according to the Amer green, and are separated by silver
ican Forestry nssoclntlnn, to a schol beads, which represent the even num
arly eunuch named T'sal-lun of China, bers from two to twenty. By using
In the year 75 A. I). For this achieve this simple way of counting, based
ment he wus 40 years later raised to on the decimal system, rapid calcula
the rank of marquis.
tions can be made.—Montreal Star.
It appears that T'sal-lun. believing |
that old hHinhoo tablets nnd stylus llnd ,
Marriage Ethics in East
outlived tlielr usefulness, set for him
Proudly tbe first wife stands on
self the tusk of making .................._
new writing
material!«. After 80 years he pro- tiie river bunk while nt her feet the
duced the first hand sheet of paper, T'**'00^ wife w'nshes
tti« plate«
and It was made from the bark of a an<* • " ***• dishes. She Is training
mulberry tree
the young second wife, whom she had
Prior to T'sal-lun's day leaves of ,u'rself a,hl!,e'' h,*r »'»■“■"‘I
‘■’J ’”,
trees and various harks used in en.de
the d1"*“''' “nd P
»he
form had served the Egyptians, Ko-
»'«d « b’>1"K th® onlv, wlf# ,of
her husband, who was earning quite
mans snd other nations us pa|ier.
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„ ■ . not . use the enough to tuke a second L,,.
young w ife,
Tsal-lun, u
however,
did
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Her Jealously Is dead. She herself
found the girl, and her husband was
final material on which to make his
quite pleased with this charming little
records. He did use the hark, but second wife, and the flrst wife has a
merely ns a raw meterinl from which
maid at last. Never again will she
he produced a finished sheet of pn
per by a series of processes which, crude wash dishes and plates In the river."—
Eastward.
as they may seem now, were the fore
runners of paper manufacture toduy.
T IM E
invited to attend. Wednesday eve
ning meeting first Wednesday each
month.
As a quick-change artist the parrot
flsti has few equals. Swimming about
In the tropical waters, the parrot fish
Is a clear turquoise green during the
daytime
Finding n quiet nook
among Hie stones and weeds. Ils color
fades to a dull olive. Further changes
go on whilst It sleeps. Numerous red
dish brown spots appear on Its hotly.
Placed In an aquarium having a
plain green bottom, the parrot flsli re-
tains Its cont of green nnd does not
put on night clothes. Rut If a few
large stones are dropped Into the
aquarium, corresponding blotches ap-
pear on the sleeping fish.
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Have learned that The Herald prints the
best butter wrappers. We have the large
size, 9 by 12 inches. Our prices are—
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Locatioa in Building N ext to H e mist n
The accompanying cut illustrates the massive She of the proposed building to be on the O. A. C. campus
to commemorate the active part Oregon heroes played in the Spanish-American and W orld wars. The building
w ill tower 180 feet high and w ill be 200 by 200 feet. The building materials used w ill be such as to blend with
the present campus architecture and yet be distinctive. The building w ill house all student and alumni activities and
organizations. More than half o f the total $500,000 needed for construction is now raised.
The O. A. C. Memorial union cam
paign to provide $500 000 needed to
construct a building which w ill be a
permanent memorial to the college
and state heroes of the Spanisn-
Amcrican and W orld wars and to
house all student ami alumni activi
ties on the O. A. C. campus, has been
completed among students and is
moving into different districts of the
state where alumni ami friends of the
college are located.
More than half of the snub needed
Was raised on the campus in an in
tensive drivel of a week. Inspired by
the record of O. A. C. and Oregon
heroes in the war, the undergraduates
and faculty of the college pledged
more than halt o f the total in three
days. President W. .1. Kerr, who was
seriously ill at the time, sent in his
pledge of $11X1* on the second day of
the drive. Alumni in Portland have
responded with more than $25.000 and
the campaign is now reaching into the
smaller cities and communities of the
state.
The great Memorial union project
w ill seek to draw together the four
component parts o f the college: stu
dents, alumni, faculty and friends. It
w ill he a gieat gathering place for
college interests, a magnet to attract
students and alumni in all walks of
life and a melting pot to create a col
lege democracy, say those in charge
Loyalty of individual students and
alumni, who mortgaged their future
earning power to help pay hack to
their alma mater part of the training
received, gave an impetus to the cam
paign that makes the total objective
assured, according to campaign lead
er». One freshman student from Cali
" P r B M fn « « ” M akes No
Appeal to Normed Boy
When nnture hands on the good
points of parents »he Invariably seems
to be more generous to the boys than
to the girls. Cnrly hair, long eye
lashes and good complexions go to the
hoys more frequently than to the girls.
Notice the boys with natural "map-
«■el” waves and curling eyelashes, and
notice how they valne them. A girl
would he proud of theui. hut most men
and hoys are mortally ashamed to
possess these advantages. They blush
every time any one mentions eye
lashes. while the curls are given fre
quent applications of water nnd brll-
Itnntlne to restrain their wa.vwnrd
teadeneles. says la>nil»n Answers.
All this, while less fortunate sisters
try vainly to play the roqnette with
scanty, sandy eyelashes, snd spend «
small fortune at the hairdresser's In
an endeavor to take tije lanknese out
fornia pledged $1000 to the cause and
many contributions of $250 and more
were received.
More than $325,000 o f the total is
now subscribed and construction on
the building w ill begin in the late sum
mer of 1925 anil w ill be completed by
the fall term o f 1926, according to
present plans. Alumni are organized,
not only in Oregon but in Washing
ton, California, Hawaii, and many
eastern states where former students
are located.
The building w ill have rooms for
student activities, faculty meetings,
assembly hails for large gatherings,
trophy rooms where athletic awards
of the Varsity “ O” association may
he permanently kept, shop rooms for
the building of campus dramatic pro
ductions and many other types of
rooffls. .-Ml the student publications
w ill be housed in the new building
which will be a big advancement of
the old inadequate system of publica
lion offices scattered over the entire
campus.
“ The Memorial union htiilding w ill
release much needed class room in the
buildings provided by the state,” said
E. B Lemon, registrar. “ College life
is highly organized and many o f the
student groups require aeremmoda
lions which are needed for instruc
tional purposes. The Memorial union
building is being built without cost to
the state, whirh is an important fea
ture iu Oregon's educational pro
gram.”
O f much interest to students and
faculty is the plan for the theater in
the building, says tlie governing com
mittee. One thousand persons w ill be
of their uninteresting tresses!
Real auburn tresses, too, are more
often than not handed on to the bovs.
But there Is >>ne consolation. A girl
thus endowed nmy refer to her
tresses ns “tltlsn red," but a boy is
never allowed to Imagine that be Is
anything else but "ginger” !
YOU MAY WIN $1.500.00
If you are able to make the most
words out of tbe letters contained in
the words ‘rTOlLBT NECESSITIBS.”
A total of »S.ono In cash prizes w ill
be awarded to competitors in th is
Great WORLD BUILDING CONTEST
Send stamp for circular and rules.
Address. Sheffield Laboratories. Dept.
12. Aurora, llllnoto.
seated in the well-appointed theater
where campus productions, lyccum
numbers and other forms o f enter
tainment may be given for the campus
from time to time. A pipe-organ w ill
lie installed ill the theater which w ill
adjoin an immense rotunda where stu
dent and alumni gatherings may be
arranged.
Since the announcement that a class
B, 500 watt broadcasting station w i’l
be installed at O. A. C., an e ffort is
being made to tie up the activities of
tbe Memorial union with this feature.
The college is host to many speakers
of national repute ami authorities on
educational, scientific and economic
subjects. In addition the lycentn num
bers bring artists of international
fame to the campus. In the past few
years such singers as Geraldine Far
rar and Madame Schumann-Heink;
Mischa Elman and Erna Rubinstein,
violinists, and many others have been
entertainers on the campus. The high-
;>owered broadcasting station w ill
make their artistry available to the en
tire state.
A massive entrance to the building
w ill lead into the main lobby to be
called "Memorial Hall.” Finest ex
amples of art and sculpture w ill dec
orate the hallway. Leading bark from
it w ill be the rotunda, where alumni
gatherings w ill often he held and
where from 500 to 800 persons may
h* served at special banquets and
luncheons for which tlie college tea
room is inadequate.
A cafeteria for students and faculty
is another feature planned for the new
building, .which is expected to be
ready for the use of the campus one
year from next fall.
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