THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON, RESOLUTHW W hereas th e C ity Connell doee deem it expedient and necessary to ■bed every Thursday at Har- im prove th a t portion of Oladys ave stilla County, Oregon by nue in th e City of H erm iston lying Crowder, Editor and Man- betw een the E ast line of F irst stre e t an d the west line of Seventh stre e t by grad in g and su rfacin g w ith cru sh er screenings and co n stru ctin g c u rb , a n d sidew alks from F irst to T hird stre e ts ; by g rad in g and su rfacin g Subscription Bates w ith cru sh er screenings and con Year ...._______ --- stru c tin g curbs on both sid e , and Months __________ sidew alk on the N orth side from Advance. T h ird to F o u rth street. By grad in g . :i«d or Local Advertising and sietedng with crusher screen < cents per line for firs t insertion, ings and co n stru ctin g curbs from mum charge 25 cents. Subse- F o u rth to F ifth stre e ts ; by g rad in g fnsertlons 5 cents per Lae. an d su rfacin g a s trip 16 feet wide in th e cen ter w ith cru sh er screen ings from F ifth to Seventh street, and has required of the City E n g in eer plans and sp ecificatio n , for an ap p ro p riate im provem ent and esti By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK Dean of Man, University of m ate of th e w ork to be done and the Illinois. probable cost thereof, and w hereas th e City E n g in eer has filed such HEN Jack came to Seattle with plans, specifications and estim ates In out acquaintances and with th e office of th e City Recorder, now very inadequate finuncial resources, th erefo re, , 1 w as Coulter who took him into ids It fs resolved by the City o' Her ifflee, gave him a Job, made friends m iston th a t th e plans, specifications ’or him, and set him on ills feet. The »Id man was proud of the boy, for and e stim ate, for such stre e t Im lack had a good physique, he hud provem ent filed by the City E n g in trains, be wore his clothes well, and eer, and th e sam e hereby a re ap proved and adopted, and the City be was well-mannered. He made friends easily. Ills post- d o ts hereby declare its in ten tio n to ■ion in Coulter’s office made for him im prove said p a rt of Gladys avenue I wide circle of acquaintances, and it at a probable cost of >3204.00, and r.as not long until he had joined a does hereby establish Local Im prove ;lub, was into society and became one m ent D istrict No. 10 em bracing alt ®f the well-known men of the town. Then he gradually drifted away. the property specially b en efitted by Honey w as more plentiful, social such Im provem ent aR follow s; All pleasures attracted him, he had little the land between the termini of such ;o do with his old friend and almost, Improvement a b u ttin g upon th e said If not completely, forgot who It was p art of Gladys avenue proposed to who had given him a start. Ultimate be Improved extending on e ith e r ly he went off to a distant city. “What do you hear from Jack?" I side from th e m arginal line of such asked Coulter one day when I was In stre e t back to th e c en te r of the blocks a b u ttin g on said p a rt of tris oince. “I haven't heard from him," he re Gla<|ys A venue proposed to be Im proved; and for th e purpose of ap- plied. “W hat’s he doing?” I Inquired. oortlo n ln g th e cost of Im proving the “I'm ashamed to say it, but I really cross sections of stre e ts contained don't know. You see, he never told n said Local Im provem ent D istrict me, he never even said good-bye to No. 10 does hereby establish, • ie when he went away, and I haven’t Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 11 ht d a word from him since he left.” “B ut he owes almost everything to com prising th e N E(4 of Block 7 a b you,” I said. "I should think you’d u ttin g on Gladys avenue. ,ose faith and never help a boy uguin, Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 12 when you get no gratitude, no appre om prlslng th e N W tf of Block 8 ciation.” h u ttin g on Glays Avenue. "Kindness shown to others, like Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 13 erlty,’’ he replied, “is its own re- rd. I leurned long ngo to do what o m prlslng th e NE*4 of Block 8 ould to help young fellows and to b h u ttin g on Gladys Avenue. u content with the personal satis Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 14 lactlon th at comes from knowing that om prlslng th e N W « of Block 9 1 have done a worthy thing. I never xbbuttlng on Gladys Avenue. expect gratitude. Sometimes it comes, Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 15 and this unexpected appreciation that one gets from having helped a man com prising th e N E% of Block 9 Is the sweetest sort of reward, but I a b b u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. am never disappointed if I fall to re Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 1« ceive it.” « i .prising th e NWVi of Block 4 And be was right. Youth is thought • b h u ttin g on G ladys Avenue. less, selfish, and often ungrateful. It Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 17 should be enough rew ard to any mnn x o n p rlsln g th e N Et«i ‘of Block 4 to realize that he has done w hat he could in giving every young fellow a ib h u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 18 chance. (© , 1134, W«Btern Nowiipaper U n ion .) ■omprlslng th e N W « of Block 5 ■bhutting on G ladys Avenue. The only time young lors can appre Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 19 ciate the statem ent tlmt time tiles Is omprlHlng* the1 NE>4 of Block 6 a t the end of vacation week. b h u ttin g on G ladys Avenue. Bobbed hair certainly goes to ex Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 20 enies. It makes the young look ■omprlslng th e N W « of Block 8 lunger and the old look older. ib h u ttln g on G ladys Avenue. Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 21 YY’hat ling become of the ohl-fash- com prising th e S W « of Block 1 ioned agitation against tainted money? ib h u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. O r is the world reconciled to It? Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 22 com prising th e SE *4 of Block 2 I ab b u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. • Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 23 com prising th e S W « of Block 2 An optimist Is a person who thinks ab b u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. men and women will agree Just be Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 24 cause they happen to be on the same I com prising th e SE^4 of Block 3 I ib h u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. As fa r as a locomotive Is con Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 25 cerned, the railroad’s right of way at comprising! th e SW ’A of Block 3 the grade, crossing Is thoroughly e» ab b u ttln g on Gladys Avenue. tabllshed, Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 28 Alnddln had a wonderful lamp which com prising the S E U of Block 10 afforded him ecstatic happiness. But, I ab b u ttln g on G lady, Avenue. It will be remembered, there was no Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 27 oil in IL '•omprlslng th e 8 W « of Block 10 ih t u ttliig on Gladys Avenue. It might save a lot of time and Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 28 money to pass a law, automatically making insane any one who happens com prising th e SE >4 of Block I I I ib h u ttln g on Gladys • Avenne. to kill another. I I.oral Im provem ent D istrict No. 29 Wur clouds are again rumbling In om prlslng th e 8W«4 of Block 111 the Balkans, but It is encouraging to I ib h u ttln g on G lad y , Avenue. know that no arm ies will be doing Local Im provem ent D istrict No. 30] (he goosestep. •omprlslng the SE *4 of Block 13 | haven’t i ooey to burn, ib h u ttln g on Oladys Avenue. ige points to the fact ] And th a t th e City R eorder be. and , among the best buyer* be Is hereby directed to give notice i bv publication a t least once a week j I for tw o consecutive weeks in th e [ Sometimes the ci r ,- » « le n ir rails the simile u spade nnd again he re H erm iston H erald of th e passage of and s ta tin g th e J fers to It ns nn Implement' devised this resolution boundary of th e proposed Improve-1 to raise blisters. m ent, th e D istrict and D istricts to j he asneeeed and the estim ated eoets ! ■peaking of the "diabolical ray' thereof. calls the fellow who u- id to tai Passed the Connell Mils Fourth m irror and flash suni, ,'it hi your , day of F eb ru ary , 1925. ' a s indignant women suggest, th< A tteet: C. H. S k in n er. “third degree" has no honest part In City Recorder. the adm inistration of the eriiulnul laws. Approved by the Mayor this Fourth T hat four-year-old Itn shin who has day of F eb ru ary , 1915. A. W, Prsnn, A "ting M a full heard and the sirengih of a man .’.’-2» probably will die of old age before he 1* ten. QHp tyrmtaton Srralii GRATITUDE W A powerful light Hint would kin In w ar is reported to b are been dlseor ered. It sounds tike a relic of the Some of the kalsoinlned eonnto- nance* fh«t members of the falr sex affect are almost ns concri oriental veils. The posslliillly that Amerlcs’s naval ■trength may he slightly less thsn that of Oroiit Rrttaln in n<> excuto for in- ootnnlft Io this country. SUCH IS LIFE Crop Meter Is Newest Farm Device A n d we w ant to figure your pia? s and tell you la *rc. it u il! cost to do it. Looks like an adding innehine, this attachm ent on the fprm er'a autom o bile. but Il’s really a crop meter which enables the farm er to estim ate his crop by pressing the button and driv ing along his Held. The meter is the Invention of George F. Betz of the D epartm ent of Agriculture. th e h o m e p r i i t r I fy ; ,: ’ have to replace or build new flood gates or drop boxes, buy our Number 2 Cedar th a t selling cheap while it lasts. E. Jones Spring Neckwear Makes Its Entry s n tit’ r! usive Représentatives ef National Buiid-x It appears tlmt stylists haven’! tir faintest notion of opposing the fond ness developed for simplicity In da,' frocks, either In the tailored or tut* varieties. Now th at these frocks are coming in for spring, the tailored dresses reveal the revival of navy blue and the survival of the straight silhouette—but there is great variety In neck lines and neckwear grows Im portant. All sorts of collar and cuff sets, vestees, jabots, ties and scurfs stand ready to contribute sm art style touches to the inconspicuous new frocks. A collar and culf set is shown here. It makes a cheerful addition to sedate day frock or suit. Sea Cucum ber a Fish The sen cucumber Is really a living creature and not a vegetable. Its other names are the trcpi'.ng or holothurinn. Tlie body "of tills strange dweller In the sea Is composed of a muscular tissue covered with w arts or spines, and which generally resemble in shape th eir vege table namesake, gays the Boston Globe. Sea cueumhej/ is consul l id a great luxury among tie Cliinese. Malays and other Eastern ife'-ples, and Its gather ing and preparation for the m arket I r n flourishing industry among the Islands 'of tlie P.o hie. W hite men who have eutin scu-cucuinoer soup declare it to he delicious. Tlie trepnngs. which grow from ten to fifteen indies long, are gathered from coral reefs. They are then boiled, dried In the sun ami hung over a fire, which gives them u smoky taste. » YES—And save the Dairy Industry ■ ■■■aaBPnaiiH B saaaH isK o b m b k . il . Founding of a university in Alhnniu Is projected according to American de sign ami will) American financial sup port, It has become known in Chicago ivlib the appointment of Dean Elmer E Jones of N orthwestern university Lsgal Blanks For Sale us one of the trustees. The establish ment of this school, attracting students from all the Balkan countries, is ex pected by Professor Jones to prove more effective th in any other means In advancing harmonious relations. Christian ideals will he taught, he T h is Gcr:ei a lia n fih :y See nays. The university will be known, according to rep ot, as (he Albanian R e tu rn is K nee K raec'.ss American Sehr/ii of Agriculture and Men, It's Just a 1 1 0 more than a Mechanic Arts. C. Telford Erickson century ago since long Housers began of New York city has been selected to come into fashion. I. au Brummel, as its acting president. Funds will be ilie celebrated i. dish eiety leader, raised for it in this country. had Introduced them a lew years be fore. His daring example had been C ouldn’t Be Fooled copied by the “dandii S” of the day. When Hobble was six hs was given a Hut most men Ivld buck, especially the real watch, which, regardless of qual conservative "substantial” ones. ity or accuracy, hud u delightfully loud They considered long trousers a child.-. tick. Naturally, the little fellow was Ish form of lnauqu rade and were inordinately pruud and would stroll up afraid they would look ridiculous if and down Wilijhire boulevard, stop I hey abandoned knee-brervrès. ping every moment or two to draw I tie Today it’s the other way around. timepiece from his pocket and regard A fter a century, the peudulum it gravely. swings and knee breeches are said to Every passerby got a real kirk out of be coming back. They are worn by Bobby’s performance, but tlie climax golfers, engineers and other men of came when Betty Compson tripped the outdoors, and on camping trips along and asked the little chap what and hikes. time it was. Judging by ease and comfort, a Hobby regnrded his watch perplex great many men—if truth were known edly for a moment and then repliaxL, —would like to wear "knee pants" all wilh dignity: "Two inches to four."— the time. Los Angeles Times. Why not 7 Alas, In their community association men have acquired a timidity and sense of shame in any thing not conforming to the crowd. Long trousers are “the go” ; and It’s a brazen male who dares fly In the teeth of convention.—Washington Post. new w in te r “Red C tuw iTis extra comfort for the m a n at tlie wheel. Quicker starting- one touch of the starter but ton is enough/ Just a iitrlc nudge on the accelerator zips you a- head in tragic w ith pow er to spnre.Try sxrankful o f the new winter*jteti Crcwn’- “in every w ay thebest b u y in town? SuUlDARS) OH CCMEANY ( Ctlifinnw ) Buy it anywhere you see the red, white and blue pump—at Standard Oil Survice Stations and at dealers. H im alayan H orsechectnut The original horsechestnnt? Acsulus Hippociistanum, is the handsomest of the whole genus and one of the most beautiful trees in the world, says a bulletin of the Arnold Arboretum. Il was brought to America at least 100 years ago and there are many noble specimens in cities and towns of the eastern states. The Himalayan horse- chestnut and toe species of central Chinn are not hardy here, and the Arboretum has not succeeded in oh lalnlng seeds of the north China species, Aesenlns chinensis, which will probably flourish in this latitude. Crab Found in Booh la the m atter of odd bookmarks be tween the pages of a returned volume, one lihrnrhin claimed the blue ribbon by citing a slice of raw bacon which one of bis assistants hud salvaged from a vopy of Mr. S en ice’s poeius. B ut Ills claim was instantly given second plnce when tlie chief of a fa mous library In a great manufacturing city countered with a soft-shell crab which turned up between the leaves of a book on engineering.—The O ut look. at The Heu d HONEY LABELS A l A e d í O Ü .Ü THE HERMISTON HERALD WEST END FARMERS H a v e le a rn e d t h a t T h e H e ra ld p r in ts th e b e s t b u t te r w ra p p e rs . size, 9 b y 12 in ch es. W e h a v e th e la rg e O u r p ric e s a r e — M a n y a r e b u y in g th e m in th e la r g e r q u a n titie s , b u t w e a r e h e re to s e rv e y o u a ll. I f y o u w a n t only a fe w w e h a v e th e m w ith o u t t h e n a m e . T h e se w e sell a s fo llo w s — 12 30 62 100 for for for for 10 25 50 80 cents cents cents cents Herd to K e r o It Mother- "'here did you get that nickel? Willie— You gnve It to me for the heathen. Mother—Then why dl(j you keep It? Willie—Welt, tea« her said I was a heathen.—Montreal < 1 azette. 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