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H E R M IS T O N
LOCAL AND PUSONAL
■ BREVITIES ■
NEW GOODS
w la ta n a t fllrass* Hara
■a» I k o n A bsst IS« City sad
Noahbor hoed
C a r a t a s i ■■
Boys and Girls School Sw eaters
Dr.
H . C. Curry, eyesight Spec
ialist, of Seattle, who has made pro
fessional visits to Iterniiatyn for ten
YSa^a, w ill be at the Hotel Oregon
Tuesday, September 23, for one day
inly. Eyes examined, glasses f it t
ed. Charges reasonable.
wire a t . n,
H E B M X S T O Jt, D R E G O K .
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Mr. and Mrs. Linden Barnett re
turned Sunday from W alla W alla.
They drove back In an Olds sedan.
The car was a g ift of Mrs. Barnett’s
mother tc her daughter on her b irth ,
day.
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aaldcn's Song ............ Myer-Helmund I
A Bowl of Roses..... ......Robert Clarke
Mrs. V irg il Smith returned Mon Avp M aria..................... Franz Shubert
day from Condon where she har The Malden’s Wish..Frederic Chopin |
spent some time visiting relatives
k e e p in m in d th e
fact th a t in a d d itio n to
p r i n t i n g th is n e w s
p a p e r w e d o jo b w o rk
of a n y k in d . W h e n
in n e e d of a n y th in g
in th is lin e b e sure
Shepherd- Thy Demeanour Vary
Floyd Knoer motored to W alla
(Old English) ....Thomas Brown
, W alla Saturday to attend the auto
Chanson indoue (A song of Ind ia)
mobile races held In that city.
.........................N. Rlmsky-Korsakow
Dear When Into Thine Eyes I Gaze
Donald Shotwell and Dave Ely
.......................................... F. X . Arens j
were passengers on the afternoon
Ernani involami (Opera E rn a n i).
stage Tuesday for Portland. Dave
..................... .............................Vardi
Herald W ant Ads B ring Yon Result»
w ill attend school at Monmouth this
year.
A Heart T h a t’s Free... Alfred Robyn |
The Lass W ith the Delicate Air....
Mrs. Herschel H ia tt has returned
(Old English) .............Michael Arne |
j from St. Anthony, Idaho, where she
Love’s In M y H eart.......................
; spent the summer visiting.
............... R. Huntingm an Woodman [
Isle D ’Amour ...*........... Leo Edwards
Mr. and Mrs. Claude Ballenger, of
Boardman, were Hermiston visitors
The only time youngsters can sppre
Tuesday.
date the statement that time flies Is |
E N D S th ^ I ^
at the end of vacation week.
Dr. W . L. P. Buchholz was In
Hermiston Wednesday on his way to
Bobbed hair certainly goes to ex
It makes the young look |
Echo where he contemplates engag tremes.
younger and the old look older.
ing In the practice of dentistry.
WHY SEND AWAY FOR
To S e e U s
BUILD THAT OARAGE OR IMPLE
MENT SHED TH S YEAR!
Why let the car or some valuable
piece of machinery sF n d out in the
weather and deprecir.te from un
necessary exposure.
You can build a caat garage or
convenient Bhcd at slight expense.
Don’t look at the construction of
a necessary building as an expense
but as a th rifty Investment. Re
member that when a man NEEDS a
a garage or shed, he pays for It
whether he builde It or not— but If
he leaves his car or machine out to
rust, he pays''for the building and
has nothing to show for it. Build
today and have Somcthng to show
for your Investment. Take advant
age of our Free Plans Service.
The Baptist Ladies Aid w ill he
entertained at the home of Mrs. Dr.
Illsley Thursday, Sept. 25, at 2:30
P. M.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Shaw
a girl on September 14. Dr. Illsley
was the attending physician.
MATERIALLY YOURS,
TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO.
R. A. Brownson, Mgr.
A g irl was born to Mr. and Mrs.
C. E. Catkins on September 10.
The Methodist Ladles Aid held a
very successful silver tea at the home
of Mrs. Gao. Patterson Wednesday
afternoon. About CO were present
and a very pleasant social hour was
enjoyed by all.
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HONEY LABELS
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STOVE REPAIRS
BROKEN WINDOWS
NOW is the seawit to give the»e item* attention.
We oa
get
Repairs for Any Make of Stovo in tw o or three day* time a t raaaon-
able prices.
We also put in new window g l u t in a satisfactory
workmanlike manner at prices th a t are right. Bring in your w in
dow *ash and let u* glase in a new glass, a* broken window* are
hard on the coal bill.
SEE U S FOR
H E A T IN G S SO V E S
The high school ara preparing a
program for Friday, October 10, con
sisting of two one-act plays and
several musical numbers.
TIRES?
When you can get them h er
the same price. We are ru
ing the Western Auto o <
Tires.
KNERR’S REPAIR SHOP
IVAy TVof S h ip Y o u r Egg&
«LStfwa- r a j»
on sale daily to Septem ber 15
Kansas C ;ty - $ 67.00
St. Louis - -
76.50
Chicago - -
T-.vO
D etroit
- v 100.60
W ashington - L>6.56
New York - - 14 ¿.10
Corresponding fa;cs to o th e r
im p o rtan t centers.
F in al
» retu rn lim it O ct. 31. 1924.
Liberal stop-over privileges
going and return; r.g. A
side trip to Yellowstone
a t small additions! ccst.
An optimist Is a person who thinks |
men and women will agree Just be
cause they happen to be on the same |
Jury.
As far as a locomotive Is con
cerned, the railroad’s right of way nt |
the grade crossing Is thoroughly et-
tabllshed.
a . t . M c C auley ,
R eference:
Ladd & Tilton Bank
By T H O M A S A R K L E CLAR K
Dean of Men, University of
Jllinofa.
1 3 With Kelly-Springfield Tires
C r IT on
F. C. V o n ghícr Agt.
Hermiston, Ore.
WM. McMVr
Oetieral PMBBRçfs A *xt
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3 It is b ecau se you realize th y are
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a i i the best m on ey can buy.
The United States dollar scemc tc
have taken the place of Esperanto as
the universal language.
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Onr Sh ppers W ill Tell You Why
They ship their E g js reg u b rly to
Fares
There ought to be some sort of s
restful game oiie could play after |
several hard hours at mah-Jongg.
* T 'H E man who sold me my ticket al
the Grand Central station was
PARK ER
BUYS
THEATRE
wrinkleless and placid In his appear
IN P O R T L A N D
ance. He came Into the office Just as
I arrived, and relieved the clerk who
J . L e e P a r k e r , w h o u n til r e hud previously been there. He re
moved his eoat deliberately and
c e n tly w a a p ro p r ie to r o f P a r k e r ’s hung It up without baste or ngilatlon.
sto r e , h a s p u r c h a se d a m o v in g straightening the collar and smoothing
p ic tu r e th e a tr e in F o r tla n d . M rs out the wrinkles In Ihe sleeves. He
P a r k e r w ill le a v e to
jo in h er adjusted his (le carefully and bnished
hack his hair, speaking to a fellow
h u sb a n d j u s t a s so o n a s s h e can clerk In the meantime, all the while
w in d u p th e ir b u s in e s s a ffa ir s. oblivious of the gathering line behind
me.
SH O T W EL L SE T S U P C R U SH
" hen he was ready to wait on me,
he went at the Jot» without haste or
E R N E A R C IT Y
agitation. He confirmed my reserva
tlon calmly; he made out my ticket
Tl>e S h o tw e ll C o n str u c tio n C o ,, slowly; he consulted all sorts of tables
h a v e a e t u p a c r u sh e r a b o u t a and guides with a deliberation that
m ile a n d a h a lf so u th o f to w n revealed the fact that he was not In
liuenced by the passage of time. He
j u s t a c r o ss th e fe e d c a n a l. T h ey was unmoved by the Irritation of the
w ill fu r n ish g r a v e l to th e G o v ern - «»man behind me who wanted to
m e n t fo r th e r e -lin in g o f th e catch the six fifteen train.
" hen he finally had everything
d itc h e s .
looked up and written In and pasted
together and calculated and the ticket
slipped Into Its outer clothing, twent)
minutes hnd passed. The man had
poise; he hud self-control; he knew
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A hlg mouth Jest up all day and all nlj
represents thet mnch not going to allow a little thing like
more cavity in th’ that to worry him. I f the woman did
not gvC the six fifteen train there was
head.
tnother going later.
And this state of mind explained
Note on spread of American culturt why his cheeks were so
_ round
__ and his
In the world; Dollar slgna have been brow so unfurrowed and his actions a>>
added to European writing and type- calmly deliberate.
He could go on
setting machines.
doing hla work for ninety year« wlth-
.
■ nervous quiver; he would al
Should the speeches of public men ways seem uninfluenced by the rush
t»e written? asks the Charleston New« ing crowds constantly going by him.
and Courier. Some should be I then
I am not sure that he was n.d over
thrown away before delivery.
doing this self-control a little, but most
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SAPPERS’ INC.
What has become of the old-fash
ioned agitation against tainted money! |
Or Is the world reconciled to It?
Poutor H o ld
in Honda o f Paopla
Kioto»
Chinamen O itdress Women,
la China (lie men us a rule are more
e x tra v ag a n t In dress th an the women.
In a deal made Tuesday by J. M
Biggs, local realtor, D. H. Prlndle
purr based from Frank Pearson nine
lots and a house located In this city
Legal Blanks at The Herald Office
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Wm. Ogden, the Jeweler, has been
confined to his home with an attack
of sickness during the last few days.
W illiam A. Dalziel, deputy state
) scaler, was In Hermiston Monday on
business In connection with
bis
office.
c o s '!«
e tiòAi i he
1kih£s w e 'l’r j
t d o
Reins o f
0» far back as the'Middle ages, the
doctrine was held In England that
ministers of state were responsible, not
only to the crown, but also to parlia
ment, according to a writer In the Lon
don Times. For instance. In 1341 a
pledge was exacted from Edward H I
that the chancellor and other great of
ficers should be appointed In parlia
ment, and their work tested by parlia
ment. In 1378 another similar pledge
was given. These pledges were not
always kept, but parliament never lost
sight of them, and their spirit survived.
At times this responsibility bore down
upon bad ministers with tragic effect.
Several such ministers were Impeached
by parliament, found guilty and be
headed— Stafford, for Instance, In the
reign of Charles I.
Size of Alooha
What may be called the modern doc
United Alaska spreads over 17 de
grees north and south, or as far aa trine of responsible government was
from New Orleans to Duluth, so that first put Into practice In the reign of
some variation of climate might rea William and Mary, that Is, a few years
sonably be expected within Its borders. after the revolution of 1688-80. Be
fore thut time the ministry was often
And east and west the stretch is 58
grtes, or considerably more than from composed of men of different political
New York to San Francisco. Plenty of affiliations, and it was no uncommon
elbow room this way, too, for diversi thing for the secretary of state and the
ties. The total area Is nearly 600,000 lord treasurer to vote on opposite sides
square miles, or one-flfth the size of In parliament. A ministry so composed
the entire United States.—Mary Lee was not efficient or harmonious, and
William began the practice of selecting
Davla In Scribner’s Magazine.
all the ministers from one political
party, that party being the one that
bad the majority in the house of com
The safest time to kiss Is midnight. mons. From that beginning has grown
The most dangerous time Is early In our present system of a responsible
the morning, germs having accumu ministry that is absolutely dependent
lated during the night. As the hours for existence upon the will of the
roll by germs are gradually eliminated house of commons.
•from their favorite nest—mouth and
Hi s. Even at four in the afternoon
The Christian Science services are
kissing still Is risky.
This Important Information Is sup held in rooms next tc. th ■■ ’ u.-’ It
plied by an official of a life Insurance every Sunday at 11 o'clock. Sunday
company.
school at 10:15
All arc cordial!'
invited to attend. Wednesday eve
A D V E R T IS E YOUR POULTRY
ning meeting first Wednesday each
IN THESE COT,UM NS
month
K itty Short w ill appear In another
concert a t the old Hermiston hotel
on Wed neoday evening, September
IN C .
q u a l it y
No Pogatar NaU Siaaa
Up until about the Fifteenth century
nails I d England were sold by the hun
dred. Nells which sold for 10 cents a
tundred were called 10-penny nella
thoee which sold for 0 ceota, «-penny
B ills, etc. When the prices changed
the names persisted and. Anali,, came
to be used to designate else, says the
I ’etrolt Newa
The “d” la used as a sign of penny
and Is derived from the Latin "dena-
r ua” According to Webster’s Inter-
n tlonal dictionary, the explanation
that “penny” In this connection Is a
i i rruptlon of "pound” Is wrong. There
are no regular standard sizes for nails
by ’’pennies.” For Instance, the length
! of 10-penny nails varies, depending
upon the kind of nails and the Arm
manufacturing them.
Number* Tram Last Concert
W ill Be Repeated By Bequest
Percales, G ingham s, Silks, Jap Crepes,
24.
Etc.
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Since the date of her laat appear
ance Mias Short haa had numerous
Girls and Boys Basket Ball and Tennis
request« from music lovers of the
city to sing again. She Is an artist
S h o es—Jantzen S w eater Coats
of exceptional ability end a ra^e
Kellogg A Schlmke unloaded a car treat is in store for thoee who at-
Corduroy and W ool B reeches for M en '“d
oi Fords the ,a,ter par' of ,a8titend.
week. Mr. Kelogg states there Is
very little change in the new Ford.
and Boys
and Dewey Paine
W ool Shirts—all the latest colors—C om e left Jay last Pelmulder
Thursday for Hood River
where they w ill take In the apple
and see them .
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' picking.
Otto C. Pierce
T uteli ? EM
The brim's the thing- with which
fall and winter millinery will under
take to make Itself Irresistibly betaim
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The bnloved llltle hrtmlesa
cloche, rl.at reigned s> Soup, rould not ♦
be replaced—except by hats Just ns ♦
flattering and offering more variety «
and novelty. Here are two of Its suc
cessors made of velvet and trimmed
with ostrich, typical of the new modes.
The hat at the top Is of the sort that
artists delight In—a romantic type {♦
with a » f t x ogtrich plume falling
from Its brim.
The other Is s
daring and Ingenious shape, with a
strong flavor of Spanish modes. A
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“ftSHher duster” ornament and two
enhoebons of silk-covered cord, serve
It. The saucy feather ohM-
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made of ostrich flues.
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W e don't know where Rockerfeller
got hla first dollar— but he gets many
a man’s laat dollar.
SAVE YOUR DOLLARS
by buying your meats here— and get
tile most value for your money. We
carry a complete line of
H IG H Q U A L ITY MEATS
W e guarantee everything wa aell
as measuring up to the highest stan
dard of quality.
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