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ftaH nuy f n v t J Fatal
to Engliah Muzictan
FubUahed every Thursday at Har«
Certainly the most destructive of
mlatpn, ÜmatlUa C o y t y , Orason ky human emotions Is that of Jealousy.
Raymond Crowder, Editor and Maa- W ith the exception a t leva and war
1 Coal Consumers
GRAIN PRICE ROOST
RI6 AID TO FARMERS
B irda oa Prophets
Bi early days superstitious people
paid considerable attention to the
birds sad their different cries, which
were believed to foretell evente. Thus
comes the old saying: "A little bird
Billion Dollars Added to Value told me.” Traces of this belief are
to be found In our own Old Testament,
of Crops as Result of Ad where verse 20 o f chapter 10 of Ec-
oleslastes speaks of "for a bird of
vance |p Wheat Prices.
the a ir shall carry tha voice, and that
which hath wings shall tell the m at
I t is generally agreed that It
Chicago, Hl.— A billion dollars has ter."
been added to speculative value ot 1 Is from this belief in the universal
knowledge of birds, which, of course,
the grain crops in the United States
are supposed to see everything from
and the Canadian northwest as a re
the sky— that we get this saying.
sult of the advance in the last few
weeks of approximately 30 cents a
In the Highlands
bushel in wheat prices in the United
Mornings of heavenly freshness on
States and an Increase of 42 cents
a bushel in Canada.
, the trail, canyons on canyons, peaks
Trading in grain on the Chicago bey° " d « * • * * •
beyond r,dgea:
. u
. . .
sweet scents of balsam and pine;
Board of Trade has reached its peak gtQrmy gunrlgeg gnd wlgtfu, gunsetg;
since May. 1923. From an average , akeg , , lng bIne
wd(fcn ho,iowg or
of 20.000.000 bushels of grain a day trembling to sudden silver as the wind
as the extent of trading, last week went by— quiet lyings awake at night,
found the " P it” handling 110,000,000 solemn glories of sunset peaks; corn-
bushels a day.
Sixty-nine million munlons with friendly trees; chatter-
bushels of this amount wero in wheat tags ot brooks; singings of creeks, and
for future delivery.
roaring of rivers; ghostly anow-glim-
Much of the advance, observers de-
starlight; peaks in solemn
Clare, is due to the foreign interest ™nka a«ah“ t th*
Sn,eaton
in American grain. Foreign dealers' •& ***•-
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nothing teems to be ao provocative to
the green-eyed monster, who seems to
Bnterad as second class matter, have the faculty of consuming all
December 1906 at the poatufflce at those who admit him to tbetr souls, as
Hermiston, Oregon.
music. A Hat of the famous musical
Jealodelee would be Interesting.
It
would run Into the hundreds Opera
companies are usually neats of jeal
For Ona Tear ______
ousy.
For Six M o n th s ___
Possibly one of the most famous
Payable In Advance.
iwses of musical pealousy Is that of
Henry CookA deceased (1072). Cooke
C la rified or Local Advertising
was s lighter who gloried In the term
10 cents per line for firs t Insertion. of captain. H e Joined the king's army
M in im u m charge 25 cents. Subse and fought bravelyt It Is said, but
quent Insertions 5 cents per line.
when ths commonwealth came Into
existence he waa obliged to make
his living teaching music. Eventually
Twain’s Reason
he became gentleman and master of the
for Not Azking Loon I children when the chapel royal was es
tablished again In 1000. There he bad
D r. Clarence C. Klee of New Turk,
aa his pupils no less than Purcell,
who Introduced M ark Tw ain to H. H. John Blow and Pelham Humphrey.
Rogers In 1004. when (he fortunes of
Humphrey ao closely Imitated the
the w riter had failed, und thus got the work of his master that after some
American humorist hack on his feet
time he was able to aupplant him In
financially, hss told o f Ids experiences hts state position. Captain Cooke flew
with M ark Tw ain as s patient, says a Into a rage of Jealousy, and tbla con
w rite r in the Mentor.
tinued until In his death notice there
According to Doctor Klee, Mark
appeared the significant line, "died of
T w ain was never seriously ill till the
lealousy,"
have purchased more than 25,000,000
The W ord “Jovial”
Anal illness.
Doctor Itlce writes
bushels of wheat futures within the
The word "Jovial" conceals the name
"M ark Tw ain was never 111— Just
past fortnight.
of Jupiter, or Jove. A "Jovial” per-
colds. I would take his temperature
G r e a t Statesman H ad
Underlylng the advance Is the fact son is theoretically, at least, a person
occasionally, but he generally Insisted
Ceniua of Invention
that both wheat and corn crops w ill horn under the Influence of the planet
that Is was only a bluff and that the
Thomas Jefferson, signer of the Dec
be unusually short, due to the unsea- Jupiter, or Jove.
thermometer was put In his mouth
This planet was supposed to be the
laration of Independence and third
to keep him from talking. He told
sonable growing weather. The short
e
ma that old yarn of the patient who President of the United States, was of
age In corn is estimated as the largest most Joyful of all the planets to be
born
nnder,
Just
aa
Saturn
Is
the
least
obtained a prescription from his phy an Inventive turn o f mind aa well as
In 20 years, the July first forecast
Joyful.
sician and. a fter looking at the paper, nelng a fairly good violinist and some-
being about two and a h alf billion
Gradually the word “Jovial” became
hlng of a scientist, remarks the De-
asked how much the medicine would
of bushels. A prolonged hot spell dissociated from the astrological Big-
rolt News. On one of hts tours of
coat. When the doctor told him that
during
August
may
raise
this
amount
nlficance
and was generally applied ,
it would cost about 62 the patient re Europe he was struck by the bad con
slightly, however, crop experts de- to persons who Indicated the quality
struction of the plows In use by tha
quested the physician to loan hint the
clare.
As it stands, the corn crop of joyfulness ascribed to birth under
*3. The Indignant doctor Anally said; peasants o f Franco.
now Is two weeks “late."
a Joyful planet.
•Here are the 62; give me the pre
The moldboard, a device above the
scription. I want to make an altera
------
Thus many a word in the English
share to turn over the earth, he dedd-
tlon.
I'm scratching out the nerve sd, required redeeignlng.
Spokane, Wash. — Stocks of 1923 language. In common use, traces Its
H e spent
Phono 331
tonic; you won’t need that.’ Mnrk the greater part of his leisure time
wheat on hand iu eastern Washing origin to mystic beginnings and beliefs
Tw ain observed: T have always ad
tor two years evolving a moldboard
ton and northern Idaho are worth In the darkness of past ages.— B ir
“ The Yard of Beat Quality ”
mired that man. That was a nolde that would he moet effective.
61.500,000
more than If they had been mingham Age-Herald,
H. M. STRAW, MGR.
piece of graft. I have thought of try
Satisfied, at length, that he had sue-
sold
at
the
low price level, because
—
ing the game on you, hut I ’ve never
reedrd. Jefferson sent a plow equipped
of the recent rise in prices, accord- z v i j . -
A
I
C
Exclusive Representativex of National Builders Bureau
saen the time when I thought you had with his new device to the Royal Ag-
ing to W a lte r J. Robinson, manager V f< « « » » « A pple OOUC«
the 62.”
ieultura Society o f the Heine.
A
of the Washington W heat Growers. He
Lacking in V it amine
neilal which the society awarded him ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ B B B B B B B B B B B B B B H I
estimates
that
there
is
between
5,000,-
Mother
killed a valuable vitam in
—for the (flow proved to be all he
S o n Took the W ind
000 and 6,000,000 bushels of wheat when she made apple sauce by the old
tad hoped for— followed him to New
held over.
recipe, Edward F. Kohman, W alter H.
Out of Dad’a Sail* York, and 18 years later, the society
The new crop is not being sold, Eddy und Victoria Carlsson charged In
• A shrewd old Yankee who had ac tent him a specially made plow con-
M r. Robinson said.
: a joint paper recently presented before
ti In I ng his Improvement as a token
cumulated a fortune by strict econ
-
the American Chemical society. V ita
omy, noticed Ids son hod spent car if appreciation for what he had dona
min C, the vitam in which prevents
fare to go a few blocks and deemed .’or agriculture In France.
scurvy, was the one destroyed.
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the expense a foolish one. T hat eve
The experts told how the fru it
nlng a fte r dinner he called his anr
“ Caf««*’ W ord Little Used
should be prepared to preserve this
into the library, saying he wished t<
The word "cates," meaning dainty
vital food factor and also prevent
speak with him. "Hut first," he said
foods, Is probably never used exi'ept
corrosion of cans a fte r cannings, says
“t w ill turn down the lig h t; we can
In poetry, and seldom there, yet we
the Kansas City Star. A ll fruits use
talk Just as well In the dark and It
Washington, D. C.— A message re oxygen In a breathing process not un
■all the person who raters- for our
w ill save gas.” Aa he went on ex
food a caterer, and lu that form the
ceived by the state department from like the breathing of animals. It is
for comfort and rest and health and the
plaining the value o f economy he
word la of everyday occurrence.
American M inister Joseph S. Korn- this oxygen In the fru it which de
simple life, all in pleasing variations at
heard a fumbling and shuffling from
feld at Theran, Persia, said that Vice stroys the vitam in and the way to pre
Ij has come Into some prominence
the direction of his eon's chair. Stop
NORTH BEACH, CLATSOP BEACHES,
Consul Robert Im brie died from vent the destruction Is to get the oxy
ping his lecture he Inquired: "8am, Intely In connection w ith the fifth cen-
TILLAMOOK BEACHES or NEWPORT
tenury celebrations of the famous
j shock after having 1 n brutally kick- gen out of the apples before the cook
what are yon dolngT”
Our agent will hand you "Outinga In the Pacific Northwest"
Dick Whittington, whose fame rests
ing starts.
j ed and beaten by a mob.
"Father," came from the darkness
and Orrgon Outdoors" and they will tell you the whole story.
more solidly on his possession of a
This can be done by peeling and
The vice consul ; ad M elvin Sey-
" I can hear Just as well without 'em
A round-trip summer excursion ticket via
ao while we are sitting here In the cat than upon any municipal honors
, mour, also an American, had stop- quartering the apples and keeping
them overnight under w ater contain
dark I'm taking off my trousara to which came to him, observes London
, ped th eir carriage to watch a religious
TlUBIts.
ing about one per cent salt. Deprived
aava 'em."
demonstration in the city, the mes
of oxygen supply from the a ir In this
TSere have been all manner of
F o r the reat of the evening econom-
sage said, and were rushed by the way, the apples use up the oxygen in
>(^.7 •ff'T 'li that wonderful trip through thcColumWa River Gorge.
lea were not discussed.— Boston Tran- learned discussions aa to W hitting
Let nor a«--nl .irriage roar ¡ton-ary and make
mob,
who
mistook
them
for
members
their tissues. Tills -drowning of the
your reaervatioas.
ton’s rat, one of which pointed to the
acrlpt.
of a sect known as the Bahais, against apples saves vitam in C.
probability that thia city merchant
F. C. W o ug hter, Agen^,
which the demonstration was directed.
had a ship called the Cat. But the
i
Doll’s House for Czar
Herm iston, Oregon.
late Professor Rowley of Bristol was
When a young man of twenty-fOnr, perfectly sure that “cat” was an ab-
W m . M cM urray, Geni. Passenger Agt.
Teheran, Persia.— M ajo r Robert W .
Peter the Great of Russia went to brevltlon of thia old English word
Im brie, American vice-consul, was
Holland. H e was working at differ
''cate,'' meaning provisions, which sur
beaten to death by a native' mob here.
ent Jobs so us to he better fitted to vives, even In our geography, in the
The Persians resented an attempt by
Karotu
urown,
cnarged
with
poslpg
become ruler of Russia. In Utrecht Cate river at Plymouth.
»V»
M ajor Im brie to phonograph a so-
as a son ot George M. Brown, asso
Tiger’s Habitat
he saw a miniature doll's house, fur-
ciate Justice of the Oregon supreme
The tiger does not Inhabit Africa. callqd “ magic fountain” of which the
nlshed down to the minutest detail
court, In soliciting subscriptions to It Is found In Asia, where it hns an natives stand in awe.
The Century Plant
In the library were paintings two
M elvin Seymour, an American who
Inches square. Cabinets were filled
The belief that the century plant Oregon newspapers throughout the 1 extensive but rather localized distri
bution. Westwardly Its range extends was w ith the vice-consul, was severely
with thumb-high porcelains from Ja
blooms every 100 years Is a myth, ac state, was arrested at Eureka, Cal.
to the lower Euphrates and the south wounded and is in a hospital. H e is
pan. Special carpets were manufac cording to Pathfinder Magazine. The
__
S h eriff Slusher of Clatsop county
tured for this house, and the linen was flowering of this Interesting plant de- I , t.7ed "th ai'a "¿ um be/'Jf'prorn'in^n't ern shores o f the Caspian; but It does not expected to recover.
woven In Flanders.
of i r a X *
ra c" , n # t e * A s t o r i a
bootleggers Indirectly had not occur In Persia south of the El-
Peter the Great took a great fancy of growth.
In warm climate* such . „ . .
. .
7®
\
A hurz mountains, nor In Beluchlstnn or
. . offered
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the «*<* ‘ ha‘ Afghanistan. Northward, It Is to be
SMALLPOX CAUSES FEAR
to this tiny palace and
any , as Mexico and Central America, the eaIled to h,a
price for one like It. The builder, n I original home of the century plants, kljackers have been unusually active
found throughout southern Siberia
retired merchant, would not accept I they grow rapidly and usually bloom , ,n the c,tr durlnggpte past few weeks, and Mongolia, eastward In the Amur 896 Cases of Disease Now Reported
money for his handiwork, but offered | about the seventh o f eighth year, sel I O. H . Heckey, director of agriculture valley to the see of Okhotsk, In Sak-
in 35 States,
halln snd Japan. The elevated T l-
Washington, D. C. — Ap->re’?enslon
to make one ns a gift to the young dom later than the tw elfth. In colder of the atate of California, has ap-
hetan plateau has no tigers. South- over the growing num ber of m -ilpox
ciar. The llllputlan mansion, com climates the period before bloom la pealed to Governor Pierce for per-
ward the species ranges throughout caseg throughout the country was ov-
pleted Hfter 2.5 years o f labor. Is much longer.
Some authorities say , mlgglon t0 gend #000 hra(i o( cattIg
now In the roynl museum, Amsterdam, el'«i
her* p
i »"a * > **nr8 ,nB> now pastured in Siskiyou county into Cblna, Slam, Burma, the M alay penln-1 pressed by Surgeon-General Cumming
sula, Sumatra, Java and Ball, and all , .
.
says Mentor Magazine.
elApfte before the plant flower», a fact
,
' 3" :d
which probably gave rise to the cen aouthern Ore8° n for Brazing purposes, of India, but Is unknown In Ceylon. ° / the P’,b" C bPa,th ap™
This Is evidence leading naturalists to ’ he PreRpncp
‘ hp
in 3a states
tury myth from which the plant gets ‘ The Turnrldge Logging company,
conclude that the tiger Is a com parn-? thrfla,ened serlous <-onSc-,ucnccs Un-
Got Her Cloch Bach
Ita popular name. A fte r flowering the operating southeast of M ill City, was
tlvely receat Immigrant Into the ‘ *ess sta ,s health officers exercise the
In "M y Garden of Memory." Mm. century plant dies down to the ground.
compelled to close down because of
Kate Dougina Wlggln, the famous au However, new plants arise from lat
South, and not naturally a tro p ic a l1 greatest vigilance in vaccination and
the low w ater In the Hammond Lum
thoress, tells n story of the time when eral buds.
species.
"
i revaccination.
ber company log pond, not enough
■
I Warnings have been sent to all s'ate
she was the guest of some friends
w
ater
being
available
to
float
the
and was kept from sleeping by the
Her First Experience
logs.
Flowers of the Desert
ticking of a clock In her bedroom
.
,
. . .
. w»y association and to tha American
Finally, she had to place the clock
Arizona deserts have their own flow-
A m inisters little daughter was at- . .
The Oregon supreme court w ill re . __
„
,
. __. .
?
,
. Automobile association, urging that
among some blankets In a drawer era. In places the aupply Is abundant. cess
tending
her
flrst
chnrch
service,
at
.
,
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_
_
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,
August 1 for a month, accord
Leaving enrly next morning, the forgot I the growth large, «he flowers when In ¿ng~ to announcement made at the which her father presided. On his en- ,he * reatP8t < *re be exere.sod to prtb
to tell the maid about the clock, writes | bloom of marked beauty, the big yucca ottlrgg of
court c,erk
M -gt of trance, she was greatly surprised, and veDt 8Pread of Hie disease,
cried out In Joyful recognition. “Why,
Figures on smallpox rasfls for the
and the sotol, both members of the
Puck In London Tlt-BIts.
the justices w ill spend th eir annuel there's my papa up In that b o x !" Moth- week ending June 21, compiled by the
Three months afterw ard. In Oer Illy fam ily, showing beautiful bloom
vacations at the various beach re er and aunt awooped down upon her. health service, show 35 states report-
many she remembered It. She would on tall and stately stalks.
One of the Interesting desert growths sorts.
and the little maiden was cautioned ing 895 cases as compared with 371
have cabled, hut It seemed bizarre to
say, after an Interval of many months; Is the water cactus, so named because
Armed highwaymen held up the Os to keep silent. But the service was eases for the corresponding week a
“(lo c k buried In guest room between Ita great stalk, from live to ten feet wego ___________
State bank, ________
forced ___________
two bank long, and the wee worshiper got very year ago
_______________ ■
blankets In bottom drawer. Impossible! h|kh »»d •» large In circumference as officials and a woman patron Into the tired. Mother whispered that It would j
to sleep w ith i t l Forgive!"
I*
” ” «« a heavy pulpy cor- rgu„_ |ocked the door gcooped up soon he over, but baby-nature had
No Americana Killed at Sao Paulo.
Instead, she wrote, and by reply " " I , ? ? ’’ „
t0 about 62000 In cash and currency and readied Its lim it of endurance. W alk-
Washington, D. C.— Thee thousand
ing Into the aisle, she coaxlngly asked.
entne word from tier form er hostess I aqneeze goodly amounts of water, and
.
(hat
her new
chambermaid
had Indians and travelera are quick to turn a number ° r <r»v<dt>r» checks end 'Is n 't you nearly done, papsT"— De- r iv i"ans are reported to have been
killed and injured in fighting at Sao
searched for and recovered the dock. 10 ,he ractua when xeater supplies are made ,h # ,r e’ c , P®-
trolt Free Press.
Paulo between Brazilian federal and
short, says the Detroit News.
A lease for 26 years of a municipal
revalntlonary forces. Reports receiv
ly owned Industrial site was granted
Moslem Fast of Ramazan
THE HEKWST0N HERALD
ed by the state department said, how- I
to A. C. Coggins. Duacm uir lumber-
In the Moslem world Passion Sun
Learn From Lazy Man
ever, tha’ no American were included
Dorothy,
aged
five,
had
been
given
ma"'
by
lh
*
Agh,and
«
”
»<*>•
A«>
day corresponds with the first day of |
Manager, o f a department store
a pretty blue silk aaah and the flrst
'»
« •» » • «* the lease. Mr, were asked to pick out their best among the casualties.
the month long faat of Kamasan. Dnr
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Ing Ramasan. western customs, where I day she wore It she waa constantly Coggins must have a box factory on salesman, write» Fred K elly In the
they have been adopted, are set aside,
running to her mother to have It tied. H>e state within six months,
Nation's Buslnea*. that othera might
Toad-Stone
and the more prim itive native manner« I
"W hy, Itorothy," aald her mother,
Because of the shortage of w ater study hts methoAa. They looked np
The toad stone Is generally de
revived. The muezzin supplement, bis
"This makes the fifth tim e I ’ve tied j„ central Oregon this season. Gail
their records and picked a man. hnt
scribed as a species of black pehbla ‘
usual announcement of the hour of | Jour sash Oils morning.
Tou must
« „ r n . . n . i n . .h« n fttr .
Hathaway, representing the office of an Investigation of his methods quick of no «special beauty as an ornament.
prayer with the exhortation! "Give learn to tie It youraelf."
ly
showed
that
he
waa
only
a
medbwre
the átate engineer, haa began ad
food. O ye faith fu l, unto the orphan
"Hut how can I, mamma." replied
talesman.
True, hs had sold more During the Dark ages, however. It waa I
and the poor, the w ayfarer and the the little nilaa, "when I'm standing ministering the w ater ot the Des than anybody else In his department, In great demand. It was supposed t * j
chutes and Its tributaries for tha but thia wns because he had tha heavy protect children from the molestation
bondman." and though the wealthy do around In the front all the tim et"
benefit of Irrtgatlonlets, power In expense of a sick w ife and conse of fairies and to cure kidney and stom-
not now. as In former days, atand at
| ach troubles.
th e ir doors and Invite the needy to a
terests and municipalities.
W h e n you need any
quently unusual Incentive to work
That n com m on to a d wears a pro- '
well-laden table, Ramazan remalna a
W hile
Members of Jhe state board of con hard for more commissions.
th
in g in th e lin e o f
clous
Jewel
In
Ita
head
was
a
profound
tim e of peace charity and hospitality.
trol. M ayor Gleky of Salem and prom he sold a lot of goods, he did It with belief In the M iddle ages.
Its pos
n
e
a t a n d a ttra c tiv e
wasteful
exiieedlture
of
his
energies
inent men of Albany. Corvallis and
L ittle G e o rg e i-am e to his motner
sessor w hs snp[>osed to be Immune
P rin tin g .
r
j
,
other W illam ette valley eltlee w ill go Several other salemnee sold almost aa from toothache, so the legend ruan
apparently In great diatreaa of tulnd.
> e n a U6 th e p n c e o r A y e a r*! to Clear lake. Lane county, July 61. ranch aa he did with only about h alf and It was a sure antidote for pniaonu. -TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS—
"W hy. « h a t Is the matter, sonny
the effort. Aa Frank Gllbreth nays,
hoy?" she aym pathetlrally Inquired.
subscription i f y o u a re in e rr^ e n ,o investigate the (»aalblltty of ob
These creatures « e re said to forewarn
"The Ideal man to learn methods
“ W ell, mother. I'm m an awful fix
taining w ater from that lake tor from la one ao laay that he works against venom by transm itting a :
I can't decide whether to m airy Mary
municipal supply. , It la proposed to barely hard enough te avoid being smarting sensation to the fleah. The
toad waa credited with having a natu
or Ethel when I grow up. You sou
pipe the w ater fubm Clear lake tor fired "
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ral fear and antipathy for man as well
Mary la aw ful pretty, hut (here waa a
use In W llla m s tM ' vallgp eltlee and
aa for all venommia reptiles, lienee Ita i
long meditative pause) Etliei has a
— R IA D THE WANT AD8—
warning.
ariilte rat!"
T ake N otice
W e
have
ta k e n
th e
e x c lu s iv e a g e n c y fo r
¡dark
th e
Fam ous
U ta h
A b e r d e e n C o a l.
O R D E R S S O L IC IT E D
job in our line give
it to the home prin
ter. The salesman
from
an
out-of-
town concern rray
give you ? n
ily
line of “bunk” but
the home p ..
r s
entitled to your job
L et us k n ow
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work.
your needs
you
'
t'o ;ar
spe..d
ne. e
will so-
turn ti
Inland Empire Lumber Company
dollar
you
se d
away
evei'
O
are st
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tities, but wc are lie. #
youwant only a few we have in
out the nau10 These v. n e"
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for
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for
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