T H J fflCBMISTOK HERALD. HERMISTON, OREGON.
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Published •▼•17 Thursday at Bar*
mlston, Umatilla Coupty, Oregon by
■aymond Crowder, Editor and Man-
Ebtered aa second class matter,
December 190* at the postoffice at
Hermiston, Oregon.
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LET’S LOOK OUR BEST
Many of the communists recently
arrested and placed In Internment
camps by the German authorities were
schoolmasters, and their •‘discipline"
has been provided for In a way which
suggests that their captors are not
entirely deficient In humor, London
Answers reiswts.
The selmolmasfers were collected
and placed In a special group, which
was then placed under the orders of a
number of boys belonging to aristo
cratic families and chosen from among
the Internes' own pupils.
One consequence Is that a few of
the younger generation In this country
arc now beginning to helleve that Ger
many Is not so bad a place, after all.
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It would surprise you to know the
number of tourists who are travel
Ing through that stop to look over
our town.
They have heard constd
erable about the Umuttllu project
and Hermiston. It's fame as a hay
producing eenter is undisputed. Ore
gon ranks high among the states of
the northwest In the production of
honey and Hermiston and the adja
cent territory are responsible for
thia, as most of the honey produced
in the state comes from this local
Ity. These things combined with
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other features acquaints the people
of the different sections w ith the H a p p y Barm ada H a t No
Umatilla project and our city. A t
R eal Traffic Troubles
ter a trip over the desert through
There are no traffic police on duty
which the highway runs Hermiston In Bermuda, motor cars being prohib
w ith Its trees well kept lawns and ited by law. The police are a con
green follago 1» indeed a revelation. spicuous feature of the landscape,
however, with tlielr nntty blue uni
It Is the oasis In the desert.
If you will observe you w ill see forms and the distinctive blue and
,
j . i white striped duty band on the left
a good many of the tourists drive gleev<i a[ (||e wriat „ .nlln(llnf
of
off the highway und through the |
metropolitan police in London.
residential sections. They are cur
Those who go to Bermuda to rest
ious to see the wonders accomplished usually pass the time driving round to
when water is applied to the desert the various sights of tbe Islands, such
lands. Let's keep our lawns mowed ns Tom Moore's house, Ulbha hill light
house, Cathedral rocks, the Lemlng-
and th e premises In a presentable
ton cave and Its stalngtultes, or going
condition. By doing so we w ill cre nut to the coral reefs In a tug to ba
ate the sort of impression that we later put off In small glass-bottomed
desire tourlats to have of our city.
boats from which they can study the
sen life below them In water which Is
One of the boy murderers of Rob perfectly clear, although It nay be 90
ert Franks, a school boy of Chicago or 40 feet to tbe bottom, says a Ber
muda letter to the Brooklyn Eagle.
hinted that "peihaps some of the jur
Every Wednesday there Is a recep
ors could be fixed.” Fathers of both tlon and 5 o'clock tea at the gov
boys are worth millions and the pub ernor’s house, to which all visitors to
lic w ill watch proceedings with s the Islands are welcome and the mili
good deal of Interest to see If Jus tary hnml Is on duty at some place or
other every dny. One of the favorite
tice Is really as blind as she
resorts Is Elbow bench, oa the south
drawn. The boys have proven they
shore, where there Is only one narrow
are moral perverts and a menace to strip of coral reef between the bathers
society.
and the broad Atlantic, and waves
come rolling In sometimes 20 feet
Andy Gump says the politicians high.
On account of the long narrow shape
are trying to make an oil station out
of the White House. If this happens of the Island the distances are usually
Inconvenient. For example, It Is six
Congress w ill have competition. It
miles from the principal hotels to the
has been a gas station for some time. most popular golf links, and what with
transportation, greens fees, caddies,
uncheons, liquid refreshment* nnd
OREGON STATE NEWS
"Three-Fingers" Clark, 55, member tips, *10 a dny will hardly cover the
expenses at either of the more popu
of Beecham A Clark, sub-contractors
lar courses, Biddell’s bay and Tucker's
on the Natron cul-off construction at Islnnd. At Kt. George, on the other
Crescent lake, was found dead near hand, which Is two hours' ride by car
the Hanson camp at O’Dell lake. II riage from Hamilton, and where thé
Is believed that death resulted from links are not more than five mlnu'es’
walk from the hotel, the greens fee«
heart dlaec :e.
The fishermen's union strike, which are only *1 a dny for four persons.
stopped commercial flatting at th<
Little B ell Used by
mouth of the Rogue river last sum
mer, has not been settled, und tht
the Japanese Newsboy
Macleay Estates cannery at Wedder
Here and there, sometimes Incon
burn remains ldlo, although the com gruously mingled with the practices
merclal fishing season opened May 16 of Westernism, the characteristics of
the old, the romantic, the plctureaque
J. H. Bagley, representative of Clay
ton Marks, Chicago capitalist, whose Japan remain to attract and to en-
thrall the foreigner.
Although the
timber holdings in Curry county ap
Japanese newspapers are printed In
proximate SO,000 acres, lying lint ween strange fantastic characters, writes a
Port Orford and Rogue rlvor, In a
correspondent of the London Times,
Gold Beach matting preliminary ar
they help to spread a veneer of the
rangements for extensive logging oper West over the Far East, but when
Japan sella Ita newspapers the thin
ations.
Approval was given by the secretary ness of the veneer becomes at once
of the interior to swards covering the apparent.
Here we have no roaring boys rush
sale of 310.000,000 hoard feet of ripe ing through traffic-crowded streets und
timber on the Khunath Indian reserva
bawling the Intest tidings Into the air.
tton In Oregon. The receipts from the A special edition of an evening paper
salea. approximately $1,500,000 will g< Is a gogai, und the blue-clad coolie
to the Klamath Indians. About 1200 who sells It on the streets may be
eighteen years old or eighty, hut his
Indians will share in the $1,500,000.
Flax growers of the Willamette val procedure Is ever the same. He lopes
along with his "specials" (the slse of
ley will have 12 flax pulling machines half a sheet of notepnper), and for the
to aid them with tho August harvest, piercing yell of the London newsboy
representatives of the chamber of com
he substitutes the ringing of a tiny
merce state development fund having handbell. And, even though there are
signed a contract with the Canadian many hells rung through «very hour
manufacturer. Tho machines are to tn every Japanese city, none can be
be delivered In Salem by July 26 and mistaken for that of the gogai man.
The first news of the death of Pres
are to cost *27,000.
ident Harding and news of the deuth
of Viscount Kato were spread through
In d ian Tribe Believed
the capital of Japan by tb" tinkling
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He D.d It
"Hey, pnp." said Hank Hnyfoot,
somewhat truculently, “looklt yere."
“All right. I’m a lookin’."
j "What did you do with that cord of
hickory I sawed and split before I
went to the county sent?"
i "Fed the stove with It endurin’ of
' that last bllMsard."
j “Dad burn It!”
"That’s what I doue,” said dad
; cheerfully.
Hooker’s Lye, 6 cans for 43c.
Rabbits Cleanser, 65c Dozen Cans.
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Fountian Com Syrup, 10 lbs. net, 49c.
Fly Tox, 60c Pint.
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Young Writer fn cri Ic) — Maître. I
am Lscolomli. the popt : possibly you
I are acquainted with my verses.
Critic—Indied I am. young men. I
I was acquainted with them before yon
i wqj-e born. - I.e Lire (Parisi.
Fourth-of-July Bunting, 7c per yard.
Ladies’ Hose, 25c.
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Cowboy Hats, $2.89 to $4.95.
Sox, 2 for 25c.
Men's D.ess Shoes, $2.00.
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EVERY ARTICLE IN THE ST ORE CUT FROM 30 PER CENT
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o’clock in the afternoon as the time,
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
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In the Matter of the E state of at Pendleton, Um atilla County, Ore
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gon, as the place when and where
Joseph W. Ralph, deceased.
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undersigned has been appointed exe I persons Interested are hereby noti
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cutrix of the last w ill and testam ent fied to then and there appear and
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of Joseph W. Ralph, deceased, and , cause, if any they have, why said re.
Hermiston
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port should not be approved, the ex-
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! raid estate are required to present ed.
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the same to me at the office of W.
Dated ths 5th day of May, 1924.
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Sunday Schedule
J. Warner, my attorney at his of.
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Leave Umatilla, 9 00 A. M.
fice in Hermiston, Oregon, with
Executor.
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Dated th is 8th day of May, 1924,
■ tound trip, $3.25.
Notice is hereby given that the
Mabel M. Ralph,
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Stanfield to Pendleton, *1.25; NOTICE OF HEARING UPON FINAL bids up to 8 o'clock P. M. June 4,
round trip, *2.35.
1924, for the Improvement of Hurl-
REPORT
burt Ave. In said City between the
Echo to Pendletc-u, Jl.CO; round In the County Court of the State of
property line at Fourth St. and the
Oregon for Umatilla County.
trip. *1.90.
In the matter of the E state of property line at First St. by grad,
ing and graveling or covering the
W illiam Colby Dyer, deceased.
Notice ls hereby given that the same w ith crushed rock, according
Come in anc undersigned executor of the last to the plans and specifications of
w ill and testam ent of W illiam Colby the City Engineer on file In my
remu) it next
Dyer, deceased, has filed his final office.
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B a ck to N a tu r e
T h is S u m m er
T he enjoyment you’ll get out of a Ford touring
car this summer, is another good reason why
you should no longer postpone buying.
You, your family and friends can benefit by pleas
ant trips at minimum cost— evening drives, week
end excursions or a long tour on your vacation.
Lucky Cat
A dollar ami a penny met. The pen
ny had a bright, rlann face; tha dollar
was dirty hut proud.
Ton think you are gold, but you
sre only eheap brass." said tha dollar.
The penny replied: "I am what I
am and claim to be no more."
The rioitnr swelled up with pride and
«aid: "1 am patriotic, I am trustwor
thy, 1 have the emblem of liberty on
my bosom, snd the United States gov
ernment haa placed these words on
In God We Trust’ "
After a little thought the penny an
swered : "I grant you all th at but 1
go to church oflener than you do,"
your •
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Echo Trading Co.
Buy a Ford, if you want a car that is always
reliable, simple to handle, needs almost no care,
and carries you at lowest co6L
Alter berating many things at ths
seaside resort Mr. Flubdub took up
the subject of his own fat headedneas
In allowing himself to be dragged
sway from a comfortable home. Ap
parently thia mads him think of ths
family cnt.
Hey, what about tha eat? What
dldjn do with the cat?"
"The cat Is provided for," stated
Mrs. Flubdub calmly. “Our neighbor
promised to feed It."
That gave him another helpful
thought.
Well, I hope the eat Is getting bet
ter board than we are."
Goat to Church
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M m Changed to Brute» | of ut,,e bella~
The Santa Uurbura Channel In
•liana, before the Influences of white
civilisation came among them, be
lieved Just (lie opposite of ttie modern
theory of evolution, si-cordlng to J. I’.
Harrington of the Museum of the
American Indian, «ays the Santa Bar
bara (Cal.) correspondent of the New
Tork Post
These Indians, ««Id Harrington,
thought that all the animals once had
been people and had attained their
various forms by a alow process of
evolution. There hud been a time, ac
cording to the lore, when people were
the only form of life. Gradually the
"first people" came to resemble cer
tain animals. Into which they event
uslly turned.
The ancestor of the owl was said to
have been an ordinary-looking Inil'nii,
but rather fat and hairy and with a
habit of Inserting the syllables "mulin'*
between Ids words The huNsnnke
had lieen an excessively thin Indian,
with shifty eyes, a fleet runner. The
eoyote, tbe moat popetnr animal, was
declared still to resemble an Indian
man, though It was admitted, his
hands had become paws. Ids nose pro
jected rather far. Ills Ups were black
and he had grown a lull.
The medicine men used to any the
eoyote Will had human speech, though
he uttered little yelps between his
words. This creature w is credited
with magic power«
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Pacific Coast, we have
removed all of these signs,
1200 in number, from the
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