THE
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Breakfaet in Paria ta
Not Substantial M u i
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
■ BREVITIES ■
S tr a w H a ts
•a d Thsra A brat I la City aad
One can so oat on the streets of
Paçle at raven in the morning, when
the noise of the wooden shoe la abroad
In the land and the asphalt of the
Do you want to se t acquainted! newly washed boulevards reflects the
trig figures of the midinettes hasten
| Then hare pa milk early and come
ing to their dally eleven hours of
to town and lolly up at the basket work, and hunt diligently until ten
social.
o’clock without flndtng any establish
ment that dispenses anything more
Mrs. Moeaie left for Bend the last satisfying than a cup of anemic coffee
| of the week.
and a few buna resembling the shoe
of an undersized horse.
“Ah, madame! Have you of the
May Day is Thursday, May 1.
Remember the day for that evening eggs? It Is a necessity that one de
vours three eggs.”
| at the Community club basket social.
“What, m'sleu, three eggs? Zut,
then, m'sleu I For what reason would
Mrs. Carl McNaught and Mrs. three eggs dwell In this establish
Frank Prime motored to Portland ment? No egg has been demanded
prophet is hot“
j here since the time of the trial of that
Saturday returning 'Tuesday.
1 poor Dreyfus, when eggs were thrown
W ithout h o n o r
John Young, of Hood River, was by many wicked persons. M'sleu is
in his c o m m o n itj
| a Hermiston visitor the last of the an original, perhaps. Three eggs?
Heaven!”
week.
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“Then possibly madame possesses
a small sausage or a morsel of bacon
Mr. Charles Wlckson left Mon- with which she could succor the starv
f ò j s h is b ills
ing?”
I day for Elgin, Oregon.
“But no, m'sleu ! No man requires
Mr. Bucannon, Lela Addleman, such things for breakfast ! Is It that
Victor and Sherlock Stockard and m'sleu forgot to devour his dinner
last night, yes?”
Inez Hunt were guests of R. L. Ad-
HOOF AND MOUTH DISEASE
And m’sleu either satisfies the wild
I dleman Sunday evening.
demands of his stomach with the uni
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versal horseshoe-shaped buns and a
Rev. and Mrs. Secor of Pendleton, cup of coffee that could double for ! ------------------------------------------------------
I attended the funeral of Mr. Buchner. dishwater and deceive the most ex- Slve it to others,
perlenced dishwashers, or goes with- ! "It seems that In foreign coun.
M is« R c iila h S h u t « « - a n e n t Sun 1 ‘”,t food until the restaurants open tries the disease at tim es attains a
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for business latPr ,n the day.—Ken- very ma„ gnant form and. a good
day In W alla W alla visitin g friends.
neth L. Roberts. In the Saturday Eve- nlany anlm als are i„8t, especially
ning Post.
j is the mortality high In young stock
Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Longhorn,
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of Enterprise, Oregon, spent several . . .
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"W hile foot and mouth disease is
I days in Hermiston visiting with rela World S Highest Phone
tives and trends.
Station on Monte Rosa principally a disease of cattle Id
It appear» that the highest tele- 11 r e t i m e s affects man and is
It you enjoy a real old-time gel- phone stution in the world is that of transmitted to him through the
to-gether meeting, bring your lunch the meteorological observatory on top drinking or eating of raw milk.
basket and come to the basket soc of Monte Rosa, the Alps, at a height of buttermilk, butter, cheese and whey
foot
ial. Remember there Is _________
no adrnls- 15,4o0 feet. Since the stution Is occu- from animals suffering from
slon. Besides the fine program of
° ”,y for * short period each year, an(j mobtb disease. It may also be
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to la n h o n o
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the poles carrying f the
telephone ««
wire
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beautful sprngtme dances, there w ill
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. season transmitted by contact with the sal-
ure removed
the end . of . each
| be games and stu n ts—everything to and re-erected when this Is required.
*va’ but n0^ 80 common 38 tbp other
make you laugh and forget your
It Is Interesting to know that the waF8- The disease seems to he rare-
troubles.
unusual conditions of weather which ly fatal in man but weakened child-
are met with In the mountain region ren may die from an accompany-
Mrs. Maurice Scroggs Is visitin g '*° not hinder, but, on the other hand, ing intestinal catarrh.'
her mother, Mrs. Thomas Campbell. really favor the operation of the tele
phone line. Short poles are used and
Musical Program B y School
Mrs. Percy returned from Port at the center of each span the wire
touches the snow, but as the snow
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musical program is to be given
land Friday.
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Is quite dry It is a good Insulator and at the high school auditorium on
no leakage troubles are found.
Saturday, May 3, at
8 o’clock.
It's free— the big Community club
Indeed, the final section of the line,
May day basket social at the audi from the Col du Lys to the peak, Is Th,s P egram w ill consist of num-
torium. The program begins at 8 sirnply laid across the snow without ! bers from the fir8t three grades, the
the use of any other support. Where the seventh grade, the eighth grade
o ’clock.
the poles are used, to prevent any and the high school. The proceeds
Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Smith left for hreaknge of the wire, owing to move- from the program w ill go toward
meats of the glncler, the line Is car- the plano fund
The a „ ,l3sion w |„
I their heme at Newberg, Oregon. Sat tied through rings on the poles and Is
urday morning having been here to not attached fast to the Insulators. 11 be thirty-five and twcr.iy five cents.
attend the funeral of Mr. Buchner. The line crosses two valleys, each ;
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Mr. Smith is an uncJe of Mrs. Buch-j •‘bout 3,300 feet wide, and naturally ;
A Card ci Th. ik>
ner.
1 rtle-v must he crossed by a single span. !
' But the depth of the ravines is so
There are no wor,ls ilde<ll,ate lo
great that the sag of the wires Is of e*Ple8S our sincere gratitude and ap.
The Baptist Ladles Aid cordially no Importance.—Washington Star.
predation for the many kindnesses
I Invite their friends to a farewell re.
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and the beautiful flowers tendered
| ceptlon for Rev. Davis and wife on
Irstruments Not Sociable us In our recent heieavenient of our
Monday nigh t at the home of J. K.
Band Instruments have personal pe husband and father, by our neigh
I Shotwell.
culiarities all their own, says John bors and friends. Thanks so much.
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| Philip Sousa in Farm and Fireside. Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Buchner and Irma
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A six and one half pound baby rlll(y are Ilke gue8ts at a party. A Mr. Lee and Leehah Chappell.
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clever hostess knows that certain peo-
| Kiri was born last Sunday to Mr. ,,le clash an(l 8he pIang her go'elnl Mr. Lynn C. Buchner and wife.
D r e s s S h ir ts
B ig Y a n k W ork Shirts
M unsing Sum m er W ear
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THEY ARE ALL
f NEW
O tto C . P ie r c e
IB T O N »
IN C .
H O U S E O F Q U A L IT Y A N D S E R V IC E "
WE WILL HAVE A FEW
FIR STACKER POLES AND A
STOCK OF DERRICK LUMBER
IN THIS WEEK
IF YOU EXPECT TO BUILD
A STACKER THIS YEAR IT
WOULD BE WELL TO ENGAGE
THE MATERIAL NOW
MATERIALLY YOURS,
TUM A-IUM LUMBER CO.
R. A. BROWNSON, MGR.
tnd Mrs. Lyle Tilden
ice Hayden home.
COMMERCIAL PRINTING
OF ALL KINDS
THE HERMISTON HERALD
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at the
Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Thornton,
I of Dillon, Montana, are visiting
at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
I J. B. Egan.
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The Campfire girls will hold a
I cooked food and candy sale at
Sapper’s store Saturday after
noon, May 3. There will also be
a number of hand-made articles
■ that will be on sale at this
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Stoves
SEE US FOR THREE STYLES
THAT EMBODY ALL UP-TO-DATE
OIL STOVE FEATURES.
Electric W a thing Machine*
$15.00 DOWN AND $15 00 MONTH
LY, NO INTEREST, EQUALLING
CITY TERMS.
S A P P E R S ’ IN C .
Human Decoy for W o lf
The Russian hunter's method of kill-
Ing wolves Is Interesting. A great hefty
peasant, with yellow hair, snub nose
red face and shining blue eyes, brought
an Immense w olfs akin to me once nnd
I asked him how he obtained It. says
FrnnpescH M. Wilson In (he Maoclies-
ter Guardian. He was standing nt the
window of his lzl>a one late afternoon
he said, when he saw a wolf walking
through the village afreet. He seized
Ills gun, cnlled a friend and they went
In pursuit. The wolf stopped on th*
top of a hill outside the village nnd
looked at them. To prevent it from
running away the second man went
down on all fours nnd moved toward
the wolf. He looked. In Ills henvy
sheepskin shuhn. for all the world Ilk*
an animal and the wolf ran hack to at-
tack him. When It had come to a con
venlent dlstnnce th« hunter shot it.
London’s Mechanics
The London Blue Book contains
some curious Information.
London
has a solitary fisherwomnn. also one
woman blacksmith, one woman hrlck
layer, and two women who earn their
livelihood as gasfitters.
Planes to Spot Pish
The fishing hank« off the Japanese
prefectures of Kngnehlma. Kumsraotcj
.m l Kyushu are to be exploited by |
the use of alridanea. The high view
will make It possible to spot school* |
of fish not otherwise visible nnd bj
reporting the finds hy wireless n new
era is likely to break ba lhe Industry
Christian Science Services
The Christian Science services are
I held In rnoma next to the Auditorium
ef«ry Sunday at 1 1 o'clock. Sunday
school at 10:14. A ll are cordially
Invited U» afcSrad. Wedaeeday eve
ning meet le y first Wednesday tach
month
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^foUTELL’EM
S A N IT A R Y !
T la, Sheet m etal work and Plumb-
! mg. Call 711. L B. Putman. 11-1 fa
K a h k i P a n ts
K I N G S L E Y ’S
O R E G O N -.
The most difficult thing to And In
Parla, aside from a clean theatrical
^ o n y q c f t lg •
O w ir a ras t l l a K r w Gtearad Bara
K u te K u ts
H E R A L D , H E R M IS T O N -,
affairs accordingly. So must a corn
It has been charged In the
poser, or a lendek who “arranges” the
music that he plays, have care lest French Chamber of Deputies that of
85.000,000,000 frans paid in claims
Ills instruments quarrel.
The lurid trombone, the heroic clari for war damages, only 16,000,000,-
net, and the sentimental French horn 000 w ent Into the pockets of the
each have their value In the band In genuine victim s of the war.
strument soclul world. But they can
not he thrown together casually. Imag
Wooden houses are rare In Bel
ine a dainty and sweet musical love
story Interrupted by the blare of • gium. Real estate Is high, lots are
trombone! The poor lovers would be j sm all, and the yards which Amerl_
completely discomposed, and the audl- cans enjoy are unknown except for
tor would never find them again. The j v „ lng owned by the weU. to-do.
Image would he deatroyed.
Skilled nnd clever composers and
Forty-two per cent of the .for-i-
conductors sometimes make “aoclal er
rors" In Instrumentation that are quite ers covered In a recent survey feel
ns ludicrous nnd quite as destructive that their financial difficult ■ a.
of social accord ns are the-errors of an due to low prices of farm product í.
Inept hostess.
Seventeen per cent attribute, their
condition to high taxes; eleven per
A o f Excited by Blood
cent to high costs for farm labor;
The old belief that cattle are ex ten per cent to high freight rates;
cited by the sight or smell of blood has six per cent to reckles expenditures
been dealt a severe blow by Prof. Q. during the boom period; nd four
M. Stratton of the University of Cali
per cent to too much credit.
fornia. He has ponred out buckets of
blood before bulls, cows and calves
without the animals showing more than
mild curiosity, says the Detroit News.
Cattle showed more Interest In the
blood of tlielr own kind than that of I
horses, hut In no rase waa there any '
paw Ing of the ground or bellowing.
Doctor Stratton attributes any ex
citement of cattle when one of the
herd Is bleeding to the cries of pain -
and the conduct of the wounded an l-,
ma I.
A year or so ago he demonstrated
by a similar series of experiments that
red has no particular exciting effect
upon bulla.
T h e S to v e th a t u se s O I L
b u t burns G A S
The Red Star Oil Stove is the latest word in oil stoves. It
has no wicks or wick substitutes. The patented, indes
tructible, all-metai burner changes kerosene, gasoline or
distillate into clean, fast cooking gas. One gallon of fuel
burns 19 hours.
D etro it
d O L
See an actual demonstration of this wonde fu' ■
our store. We have a model and size <
and every pocketbook.
OREGON HDWE. & iM.
t h e •WMCffESt
Legal Blanks at The Herald Of ic
W EST END FARM ER S
Have learned that The Herald prints the
best butter wrappers. We have the large
size, 9 by 12 inches. Our prices it
100 for
200 for
300 for
5,00 for
M any Telephone Talks
Î0 ACRES! WELL IMPROVED. BEST
During the year 192t, the number
land. $750 cash, value $2250: easy
of telephone conversations in the
ferma.
United States totsled 17,520.000,1*0 or
an average of 48,000,000 a day. In
France, where the telephone system la
operated by the government, and Is 20 ACRES, HOUSE. STABLE. FENC-
much less developed than In this coun
ed. sm all tract In alfalfa, $1000.
try there were only 6fi2.fi24.000 con
Term«.
nections In 1921, a dally average of
but 1,815,4»«.
— READ THE WANT ADS—
DO IT NO W
10 ACRES. HOUSE. BARN, CLEAR,
ad. ready to go; $600.
H are aererai good trades
other parts of Northwest.
Send us th« prie« o f a year’s
in o r a n ;
£
p
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from
$1.25
$2.00
$2.60
$3.75
Many are buying them in the larger quan
tities, but we are here to serve you all. If
you want only a few we have them with
out the name. These we sell as follows—
12
30
62
100
for 10
for 25
for 50
for 80
cents
cents
cents
cents
“ The Home of Good Printing”
THE HERMISTON HERALD
Legal Blanks for
Sale at This Office
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A baby may not be very smart, hut
fath er can't put on mother’s night
gown and fool It.
Don't be fooled into buying cheap
lard. We cariy
PURE HOME MADE LARD
— and we gunrtftitee it to be exactly
what you waat. It Is much better
and more healthful than the cheaper
grade«, and « • hare It In either
bulk or cans.
CITY MEAT MARKET
JOHN ELUS. PROP.
We Need the Mooej
HrnnhWn Oregon
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