THE lIBBMISTOa HERALD, HERMISTON, ÜREGOJ7.
upean House
SAoAeapeor«
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
■ BREVITIES
S tr a w H a ts
a
K a h k i P a n ts
Tin, Sheet m etal work and Plumb
ing. Call
I. B. Putman. 11-tfe.
766.
Mrs R. C. Todd spent several days
n Pendleton returning Sunday.
M rs H o lt, of Pendleton. Is a guest
at the Todd home this week.
D r e s s S h ir ts
Mrs. Logan Todd and M rs. B ert
N a tio n were Pendleton visitors Sat
urday.
B ig Y a n k W ork S h irts
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Mrs. Gunn and son H en ry
Pendleton visitors Saturday.
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M unsing Sum m er W ear
Mrs. James K n ig h t returned home
Monday from the hospital.
were
Jay Pelm ulder has gone to P o rt,
lakid on buiness.
THEY A R E ALL
NEW
V ic to r Stockard made a business
trip to W a lla W a lla the firs t p art
of the week.
F ra n k Swayze spent several days
In P o rtla n dlast week.
M r. and Mrs. H e rb e rt H a ll spent
S aturday in W a lla W a lla v is itin g
relatives.
O tto C . P ie r c e
K I N G S L E Y ’S
C * Ï R M I S T O N '8
IN C .
H O U S E O F Q U A L IT Y A N D S t e v I C f
W h a t P a rk er’s S to r e S a y s
Everybody wonts good things to
eat.
We
have
them.
Groceries,
Vegetables, Smoked Meats and Fresh
Meats of all kinds.
For the next
few days special prices on canned
goods and some real bargains to
offer. Ask to see them when you
are in the store.
T H E STO RE W ltH T H E B L U E FR O N T
“The West Side Eat Shop':
J. Le« Parker, Proprietor
T e le p h o n e 4 1 3
Gcrman Tried Suicide
Vainly in Various Ways
A young man with the talent of a
Last F rid a y evening a Jolly sur
pries p arty was given Ernest Ad-
dleman In honor of his b irth d ay at
the home of his parents.
A ll guests
reported a good tim e.
Charles W lckson from Canada is
v is itin g his uncle, R. L. Addlenian.
Ceorge Briggs Is m aking a num
ber of Im provem ents on his ranch
east o f town and expects to move
his fa m ily on the place some tim e
in the near fu tu re .
On the title page of the Oregln '
■ F arm e r for last w eek there appeared
the picture of the officers of the O re
gon Beekeepers. Jens Skovbo, a
local man. who is president o f the
i asociation was In the picture.
Sirs. J. J. M cA llis te r, o f P o rtlan d ,
| called on Herm iston friends M onday.
T h e n te rta in m e n t th have been
given A p ril 26 by the P arent Teach-
[ er association has been postponed u n
t il school takes up In the fa ll on
I account of the
large
num ber o f
| school operettas, programs and o th er
school a ffa irs com ing near the end
I of the term. A ll those who were
to have taken p a rt A p ril 26 w ill be
needed for the en te rta in m e n t ea rly
in September.
cat for remaining alive was tried In
Hamburg, Gerranny, for attempted
murder and suicide.
A t tweoty-one he had found his mar
riage a failure and he determined to
end his life.
Accordingly he threw
himself In front of nn underground
train, which passed over him without
hurting even a hair of his head.
He then went home and shot his
wife. H e saw the blood gush from
her head, pointed the revolver at his
own forehead and pulled the trigger.
The revolver did not go ofT, and he
therefore went out of the room, which
was on the fifth floor of a house, threw
himself over the balustrade, and land-
ed, safe nnd sound, i f a little breath
less, nn the ground floor.
He wns able to go on foot to the
police station with the policeman who
Just at that moment had arrived to
arrest him.
His wife's wound proved merely
skin deep, and the Hamburg court,
which was Impressed by the story of
his vitality, says the Cincinnati En
quirer, let him off with three months'
Imprisonment for carrying firearms
without a license.
I um bia district, had th e m i9for- Argonaut.
,
tu n e to stra in th e lig am en ts ini
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ais arm this w eek, and will be-
Mystery m Copper Mass
To you—he’s worth
$ 2 ,5 0 0 in Prizes
< p H K du Pont Company Is offering $2.300 In mar.
* chandiaa prizes for team and Individual aeons In an
International Crow-Shooung Contrat Sportsman In tbs
United States and Canada are eligible.
The crow is a destroyer j f growing eropa and of game
birds. Ha ia a menaça and a nuisance. Get him I
Send for two, free booklets telling all about tha crow.
It costa you nothing to enter tha contrat. W rits today
for full information.
E. 1. DU PONT DE NEMOURS
A CO., INC.
S p o rtin g P o w d ti- D nriaion
W IL M IN G T O R . D E L
WE WILL HAVE A FEW
FIR STACKER POLES AND A
STOCK OF DERRICK LUMBER
IN THIS WEEK
IF YOU EXPECT TO BUILD
A STACKER THIS YEAR IT
WOULD BE WELL TO ENGAGE
b o u t Y U e o n ly
THE MATERIAL NOW
MATERIALLY YOURS,
C' ò r
be
s u c c c s s îu llj
TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO.
R. A. BR0WNS0N, MGR.
hom e
I S T r o u b ( e.
P la yed Second F iddle
The Frenchman hail been presented
to the mayor of I ’uddlebury, to which
town he had come to reside.
“Ah. sir. permit me ze honor of glv-
1 Ing J'°u my felicitations, and to your
talented fam ily likewise. Ze music It
ees a beautiful gift, and I hope to have
ze honor of harking some day of your
palrformn nee.’
“ I ’nrdon, m’sleur,’’ said the mystified
mayor, “you are mistaken. I know
nothing whatever of music.”
“Ah, hut zat css vat you call hang
back— you are modest. I have hear eel
several couples of times zat your vlfe
plays ze first violin, and zat you plays
ze second diddle to ’e r!"
H a v e le a rn e d t h a t T h e H e ra ld p r in ts th e
b e s t b u t te r w ra p p e rs. W e h a v e th e la r g e
Like Toast
“Mamma," said the little hoy who
had been sent to dry a towel before
the ir e . “Is it done when It is hr own?'
size,
Legal Blanks for
Sale at This Office
No. 9281. Reserve Diet. No. 12
REPORT Or THE CONDITION OF
u
th e m em ber fo r In
RESOURCES
the “face’ and full value were dlscov-
ered.
Too Much to Ash of Them
The orchestra
composer's long
was practicing
and tedious
be m ade including show er b a th s
[ A ch a rg e of 50 c e n ts a day will ’' h,'n l,e nrrlved-
be m ade.
'
1 "«’hat's thur- he demanded
the
piece
for
for
for
for
O u r p rices a r e —
$ 1 .2 5
$ 2 .0 0
$ 2 .6 0
$ 3 .7 5
.33 04.190,038.0.;
77.99
77.99
i (par
value)
.
• 250.00
All oth er U. S . G ovt. M curhfea (D elud
in g premium, if any)
393.73 6,643.73
Other bonds, stock s, securities, e tc 87,006,08
Banking house
8,000 00
Furniture, fixtures
1,860.46 9,860.4f
Real esta te ow ned other than banking
house ...........................................
8,808.6f
L aw ful reserve w ith Federal R eserve
bank
17.
Cash in vault and am ount due frdu* Kat"
ional banks
8,197.9* i
Total o f item s 9 .1 0 , 11, and 13. 8.197 94
Miscellaneous cash item s
70.0V
Redemption fund w ith U. 8. Trm -tirer
312.60
and due from U. S. T rea su rer.....
12
30
62
10 0
for
for
for
for
10
25
50
80
cents
cents
cents
cents
“The Home of Good Pr’ntin
$323,271 38
Total
L IA B IL IT IE S
THE HERMISTON HERALD
Capital stock paid i n .......................... . . . . . 26,000.00
Surplus fu nd .......... ................................- .
10,000.00
Undivided profits ........................ 22,1ST,r9
Lass current ex p en ses, Int. and
ta x es paid .......... .................... 4,016.81 18. *72.48
Circulating notes outstanding ................. 6.260.00
A m ount due to national b a n k s ..........
. 9 to 44
Certified checks outstanding ......._ ...........
335.49
Cashier’s checks outstanding. .......
5,213 k2
Total o f item s 21. 22.23. 24 and 25 6.480 15
. Demand deposits:
| In<uV}duai deposits subject to check
1:0.55883
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COM M ERCIAL PRINTIN
OF A LL KINDS
E n terp rise, w as in tow n th e first t,,rlpa *«° added “ h,,mnn ,ouch by . other demaeddeee.it»
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u. »
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. ,,
,
bending back parts of the edge.
701,1 d e ’’,,n<l d e p o .lt» (other
p a rt o f th e w eek. H e has secu r-
Tbe nngKPt
obtninPfl by th(. ok ,,, bonk deposit.) .ubj.ciio
.......... ............ ...... 220.470.90
ed a position w ith P a ra m o u n t; university at the market price of cop- [ Tim e"erv<’-
e Deposit»:
film com pany an d ¡S w orking out! I>er' »ays the New York Post. It wns Cortirica^es o f deposit« (other thAn for
money borrowed)
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33.3S3.85
of P o rtla n d
not nntl1 11 was Phot° 8 rni’hed that
Mr. Bailey will in th e fu tu re
I o p erate th e city cam p ground and
|a u to p ark . Im p ro v em en ts will)
12 inches.
M any a r e b u y in g th e m in th e la r g e r q u a n
titie s , b u t w e a r e h e re to s e rv e you all. I f
y o u w a n t only a fe w w e h a v e th e m w ith
o u t th e n a m e . T h e se w e sell a s fo llo w s —
i t Herm iston, in the StAte o f Ore
a t th e clo««
at th e close o f b usiness March 31, 1921
Loans
and discounts
, ' Ov,
nlrafU-
tFCUred
Umwcur«!
’ u - 8- bond’ to •ee«”' rlrcutnr
9 by
100
200
300
500
The largest mass of native copper
the world, recently discovered by a
Houghton county farm er, Is now In
[ possession of the University of Mlchl-
A rt A dam son, w ho a to n e tim e; gan. It weighs 483 pounds and is 42
inches wide and
was p ro p rie to r o f th e m ovie! inches in height,
I t h e a t r e in th in c itv nnH l o t n , , n
nho,|t three Inches thick. It bears the j c«rtiflc»te« of deposit due in tea* then so
I
,
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facial outline of an- Indian. To tills
days (other than for money bo rrov v««'.) 213*2 32
gaged in th e sam e business a t - likeness it is believed fume one c e n , S ta te, c »unty or other municipal d eposits 24 »>9.95
| unable to use
om etim c.
WEST END F A R M E R S
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
H ow Barria “Began”
An English paper recently printed
the following story of bow James 51.
Barrie “began.”
A keen young editor eager to make
his magnzine Immortal and so contln-
unlly on the lookout for new contrlhu-
tors, saw a series of anonymous let
ters from a schoolboy In an evening
paper. They were racy to a degree, so
he unearthed the author and bade him
Mr«. E. Z. Morse, o f Big appear In the editorial sanctum.
I Sandy, Mont, Mr8. W. R. Roo-
Next morning a young Scot walked
Ney, o f Rooley, M ont., and M rs. In. fresh from a sojourn In Notting
ham, where he had been "London cor
11. L. Shippe, o f Plentyw ood, respondent" of a local rag. He wns
VIo.it., le ft fo r th e ir hom es M on pale, reticent, nervous nnd shy. hut
day a f te r a tte n d in g th e fu n e ra l willingly agreed Io try his hand at the
fresh series suggested to him by one
o f th e ir m other, M rs. W. J. he regarded as at the top of the lad
laekson who w as buried here der.
This young author, “dewy from his
| Sunday,
native heather," wns an obscure writer
H en ry S om m erer, o f th e C o l- 1 of the name of Barrie.— San Francisco
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i&UTELL'eM
Restoration of a building at Strat
ford-on-Avon. recently carried out by
the new owners, w ill preserve a struc
ture closely Identified with the life of
W illiam Shakespeare, according to a
w riter In Concrete. The author pelata
out that the enterprise answers In a
way a question asked by Shakespeare
In one of bis plays, when be Inquires
as to what e rll endure “against the
tooth of time and raznre of oblivion.”
“Judith Shakespeare, daughter of
W illiam
Shakespeare
and
Anne
Hathaw ay, after her marriage to
Thomas Quiney, vlnter, lived for j
thirty-six years In a house at 1 High '
street, Strstford-on-Avon," says the ¡
article In Concrete. “This house was
an Elizabethan dwelling, half-tlm
i bered, with overhung eaves and gables
and the nsual face of oak and plaster.
“Early In the last century an at-
tempt was made to ‘restore’ It but
the result was very unsatisfactory. It
was recently rescued from Its state
of conspicuous ugliness by W. H.
Smith & Son, book sellers, and the
present tenants of the premises. The
restoration was carried out with port- :
land cement stucco, with remarkably '
pleasing resulta.
‘T h e house of Judith Shakespeare |
Is owned by the Stratford-on-Avon cor- 1
porntlon, and forms part of the Guild
estate. H a lf of the rent of the build
ing goes to the King Edward school,
as It did In the days when Shake
speare was a schoolboy there."
Occuraaces af Iaterast d ra a a d Hara
aad T h a n A beel the Cttr and
Neighborhood
K u te K u ts
le
Resto
»stored W ith Stucco
T H E H ERM ISTO N H E R A L D
Total tim e deposits
33.388.86
N ote- and bills rediscounted ................
8,660.00
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Total
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S ta
fate
te o of f O
Oregon
( _ o
County of U m atilla I *'
I, A. H. N orton, cashier o f the above named
bank, do solemnly sw ear th at the above statem ent
ia tru e to the beat o f my know ledge an*'
A. ft. N O R TO N , Cashier
Sabscrihed and sworn to before m e this lOthday
from
I can hear only the of April 1924.
the doorway,
L . C. H erm an ten . N otary Public lo r Oregon.
violins, not the wind Instruments.”
“ I t ’s too hard a Job for the wind My com m ission ex p ir es N ov. 20, 1927.
Instruments," replied the orchestra C orrect—A ttest:
R. B. Logan, son o f W. J
Logan, of th e n o rth e n d , w a s
un ited in m a rria g e to Miss N ellie lender. "They enn’t blow and
E dith Bloom a t E v e re tt, W a s h .,' °‘ the m '1”’ lltn <'-'’________
Oil
Stoves
SEE US FOR THREE STYLES
THAT EMBODY ALL UP-TO-DATE
OIL STOVE FEATURES.
recen tly . The groom is w ell
,
,
, .
,
know n here, h a v in g resided on!
th e p ro je c t for a n u m b er o f
years. T he couple will m ake
th e ir hom e a t W enatchee, W ash.,
w h ere Mr. L ogan is em ployed
by th e A m erican F ru it A ssocia
tion. T he b e st w ishes o f th e ir
frie n d s go w ith th e m fo r a happy
m arried life.
yawn
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A Pattern for Nurse
F. B. SW AYZE.
J. R . R ALEY
R. A L E X A N D E R .
D irectors.
A woman who took her iittie daneh-
ter out to tea was surprised to see
xr
her trying to pnt a thin piece of
bread and butter Into her pocket
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“ Whatever are you trying to do?”
asked the shocked mother.
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“ I thought I would take this home
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to nurse for a pattern.” replied the 20 ACRES W E L L IM P R O V E D . B E S T
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land, |7 S 0 cash, value $ 2 2 50 ; easy
little girl.
terms.
SNAPPYBUYS
$15.00 DOWN AND $15.00 MONTH
LY, NO INTEREST. EQUALLING
CITY TERMS.
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Coach— Why didn’t you turn out
for track practice yesterday!
M ark Johnson— I had a date. air. 20 ACRES, H O USE. S T A B L E . F E N C -
A F E W H U N D R E D C H IN FO lt DE-J
Coach— Had a date, did you?
ed, sm all tra c t in a lfa lfa . $1000.
M ark Johnsen— Yes, sir, but 1!
TenM .
liv e ry about A p ril 26, a t 16 cents
didn’t break training. A miss Is as i
each. Place your order now. Chas. g,«-i| as a mile, you know.
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C llnesm llh .
3 3 -tfc ’
Mm. N e J ^ M e ^ e lS S ln g ) : T m 19 ACRES' HOVSE' BARN' CLEAR-
S A P P E R S ’ INC.
For S a le - B ig Six McCormick
mower in good shape. Chas.
31-5tp
Ware.
Christian Science Service«
f « r
afrald yon sent me ducks' eggs this
ed' rendy to E»: $60(1.
morning instead of hens' eggs.
G ro c e r-D u c k s ' egga, ma'am I I don't
H a v e several good trades
keep ducks eggs.
¡o th e r parta o f N orthw est.
Mrs. New bride— But I tested them
I dropped them In w ater and they
floated.
T h a C h ris tia n Science services are
held la rooms next to the A u ditorium
B tli
eVOry S u nd ay at 11 o'clock. S u nd ay,
V orr«T fl 1 «psgevi
echis'l at tJ L tS . A ll are cordially
Teacher—Give for one year the ,
Iqw iied^to «tVfcrid.
Wednesday cia- •umber of tons of coal shipped out ’
plurt u ie e lla ^ flee* Wednesday each of the Cnlted States?
IIMMWh.
Smart T—140S, nope.
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A New Sport
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
Electric W ashing Machines
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E. P. DODD
Hermiston, Oregoi
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I t takes a sm art man to miss every
guess on the w eather.
You w ill never “ miss i t ” when
you select your meat here— we have
a ll kinds of
FBFSH AMD SALT MEATS
We pride ourselvee on the line of
m eats we carry, because they re
p r e se n t painstaking selection.
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♦ C IT Y M E A T M A R K E T
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