Tiqp HffBMIBTOH ITERA LD. TTERMISTON, OREGON.
Says Engine Whistles
Black W ar Bonnet Gets
Need to Be Improved
Farm His Father Owned
gip gtnataton grralh
Published snery T hu rsday a t Her-
mlatpn. U m a tilla C o w jty , Oregon by
Raym ond Crowder,
rr, E d ito r aad M an-
T itle to a tract of land, composed of
180 acres, homesteaded by his father,
Blaek W ar Bonnet, In 1878, has been
given to Joseph W ar Bonnet, a Sioux
Indian of the Ogalalla band, through
id class m atter, a decision of the Department of the
Originally, It was onsur-
l M d a t the postoffice at Interior.
veyed land, and Blaek W ar Bonnet
Oregon.
settled on the 180 acre«, making Im
provements costing over »200, and also
Sdbapriptien Ratei
For Ou Tear
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three years, thus entitling hfm to own
F o r S ix JdhnXhs
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ership. In 1870 he received s certifi
Payable In Advance.
cate giving him complete possession of
the piece of land, upon which he con
Classified or Local Advertising
to reside with his family until
10 cents per line for firs t Insertion. tinued
dispossessed In 1882.
In the same
M in im u m c h u u 25 cent«. Subse year he died, leaving Ids w ife and two
q uent In s e rth m s a cents per line.
children. The wife and the
other
child have since died, leaving Joseph
W ar Bonnet the only surviving heir.
A FABLE IS RIGHT
For many yeurs Joseph W ar Bon
Once upon a tim e there was a m ail
order p rin tin g concern who put back net has been making efforts to obtain
In to the tow n every d o llar th a t had possession of the 180 acres of lund
homesteaded by his father, but be
been sent them fo r Job w ork.
cause It was withdrawn from the pub
T hey were deeply interested In the lic domain by an executive order and
tow n and boosted it whenever they for other reasons his petitions have
bad an opp ortu nity to do so.
been denied by officials of the general
I f a citizen knew of a public Im land office.
Joseph W ar Bonnet In 1021 made an
provem ent th a t was needed he Imm e
d ia te ly laid the facts before this out appeal from all these adverse decisions
to the secretary of the Interior, and
of tow n p rin tin g concern and they
final action was postponed pending
w orked for It w ith a ll th e ir m ight the examination of witnesses and the
because they believed In the tow n securing of accurate description of the
and were interested in it's fu tu re land. Several bearings have been held
In the cuse during the past two years,
w elfare.
I f a com mittee was appointed to with the result that a final decision
jgo out and collect money for a com. was Issued, giving the heir full owner
ship and possession of the land home
m u n lty Interest they always called on
steaded by his father many years ago.
th e owners of the m all order house
The case Is referred to as one where
fo r the com m ittee was sure of a “long-delayed Justice to a red man"
h e a rty response at all times.
has been effected.— Department of the
I f the men who worked fo r the Interior Bulletin.
house needed a c u rlin g Iron a box
Of tacks, a pound of prunes they pur_
Pin in Candle Meant
chased It from the m erchant who
Right to Have Hearing
sent them th e ir Job w ork.
There wus an old French peasant
T here was once a m a ll order p rin t
custom which held the wisdom of Solo
in g house who did these things—
mon. This law was called "The Pin
yes, there was lik e h--------.
In the Candle," Interpreted by the
Explains W hy Sidewalk
Stays Dry During Rain
A dry sidewalk while the ulr Is full
of drizzling rain Is not an uncommon
sight. The reason Is that the sur
face Is » « n il from previous beating
or from sunlight which penetrates the
clouds, even while they are dense
enough to give forth n drizzle. In the
case of cement the heating may be
also by conduction from below. In
either case, or in the combination of
the two causes, the surface Is sufll
clently «arm to evaporate the »»«•’
tore as fas' ns It falls anil leave tin
sidewalk dry. Clouds, of course, d<
not shut off all sunlight. One can he
badly sunburned on a cloudy day
though not. when clouds are dense
enough to produce a drizzle. The oe
currence of a drizzle is often an In
dlcnlor of clear skies above, which,
during the night, have allowed a low
er moist layer of air to cool below Its
dewpoint, unit so to form the thin
clouds from which the drizzle fulls.
Poor References
"Prisoner," <nld the magistrate, “you
have already been sentenced eleven
times for vagrancy, violent assault,
embezzlement, theft, and so on."
"Would you mind not rpenklng so
loud, your wmsolp?" v.ai the reply.
"M y Intended father-hi-luw Is In court,
and you might dumage my prospects."
A« Far as He Could
i A dispute having arisen, the ques
tion was referred to M r. Tenspot.
"Do you differ with your wife or
from your wife?"
I H' settled It promptly.
■ “When I differ nt nil, I differ from
her— as far from her ns I cun get."
English os "The Bight to Be Heard."
In the old days If a man and his
wife disagreed, the official to whom an
appeal was made put two pins In a
lighted tallow candle, equal spaces
npart. The husband was allowed to
talk until the flame burned down to
Ills pin, and then he had to listen
while Ills w ife talked, until the flame
reached her pin.
This law passed Into oblivion long
since, but Its Influence heenme a part
of the fam ily life of France. It Is a
tradition— particularly among the peas
ants— when a family dispute arises and
one member prolongs n scolding or com
plaint for the rest of the family to
say: “It Is now mother's pin In the
cnndlo,” or, “It Is now father's pin In
the cnndle!”
So simple a legend as this has
brought peace to a multitude of people.
How many of us might apply to our
dally living and hear both sides of
the story I— Delineator,
Say« M any Are Buried Alive
On the theory that electrocution
does not permanently kill all victims.
Professor .lelllnek, head of the Vienna
Electro Pathological Institute, has re
cently startled the medical and elec
trical world by announcing that, In his
opinion, many victims of electrocutions
linve been hurled alive. H e maintains
that electric shock only drives the vic
tim Into n trance and that hope of
»nvlng them should not be abandoned
until physical decay starts. He be
lieves that hundreds hnve been burled
«live, whereas If they had been
worketl over for a day or more they
would have been revived.
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A whistle la only a whistle, but even
* whistle Is susceptible to Improve
ment. I-ocomotlve whistles In particu
la r are open to criticism, according to
Prof. A rthur L. Foley of Indiana uni
versity, says the New York World.
Professor Foley is head of the physics
department and also of the W a lm u iu
Institute for Scientific Research at the
university.
Professor Foley’s objection to the
present type of locomotive whistle Is
twofold. It criticizes both the tone and
the position. Ills suggestion for im
provements are based on discoveries
made during a series of researches
Into sound Intensity und cost of opera
tion of many types of whistle. The
article contlunes as follows:
The popular “chime” whistle, with
its comparatively low-pitched notes, he
maintains. Is only about one-sixth ns
effective a warning us would he a high-
pitched single note.
As for the position, Professor Foley
contends that It's all wrong. The or
dinary whistle has In front of it the
smokestack, bell, steam dome uud
electric generator, not to speak of a
blanket of hot gases.
The result Is that its sound Is broad
cast to the sides of the track Instead
of directly ahead where It Is desired.
!
By altering the position and changing
the note muny lives could be saved.
Another factor against the chime
type of whistle Is Its cost. According
to Professor Foley’s calculations It
takes 2,434,026 tons of coal per yenr
to utter the toots of the nation's en
gines.
T lie adoption of « shrill, single-lone
whistle would effect, according to tils
figures, an annual saving In railroad
coal bills of approximately »3.000,000.
“Bess,” said the darky, I ’d lak to
git off next Saturday fn r the day."
"W hat fo rt" inquired- the employer.
“Cot to go to a funeral."
“Whose funeral is ft?”
"M y uncle's."
"When did your uncle d iet"
"l.aw d, boss, he ain’t dald y ltf”
'“Then how do you know his funeral
1s »'dug io take place on S s lu rd a y f
“Cose dey't gwlne to hang him on
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The muu'« inotlwr bud given the
man's wife a love letter which she
found bidden away In a mass of old
papers. It had been written to the
man when,he was a boy and the writer
was bis sweetheart, fifteen years old.
The man's mother laughed when she
handed It to the man'» wife, and the
man's w ife laughed when she bunded
It to tho man.
But the tnan did not laugh.
“Alia," said Ute wife In her merry
way, "see how the past rises up
against you."
The man took the letter and slowly
unfolded It and softly read it aloud:
"Dearest boy," he read. “I'm afraid
you are ntad at me because I walked
with Johonle Nicholson yesterday to
school, hut It wasn't uiy fault at all.
You know I love you, dearest hoy, a
thousand million times more than I
could love Johnnie, and when you look
cross at me It breaks my heart. Ain't
SET.UBS
you going to take me to the school
picnic Saturday—’cause If you don't I
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can’t go. I cried when I wrote this—
that's why It’s spotted. Don't make ties can be so planted as to form an
me cry any more, dearest boy."
Inpenetratable, self-supporting hedge
The man looked at the letter for I f fu ll six feet or more of w id th Is
some time. His gaze softened and he
allow ed and tho flo w e r show Is
sighed.
Tact Makes an Honest
“T h a t was the real thing.” he mur superb. These are Am erican P illa r,
Employee of a Thief mured, and he carefully folded the let S ilver Moon and D r. W . V a n Fleet
and a few others o f supreme beauty.
A salesgirl In a department store ter and turned sway.
And then the man's w ife was sorry j A ltho ug h not climbers, b ut also used
was caught stealing.
The superin
she had given the letter to the man.— j as ghrubB are Rosa Hygonis, a s in .
tendent confronted her with the evi
dence and asked her to sign a confes Cleveland Plain Dealer.
gle y ellow rose, A lta ic a Rose, a sin
sion. A fter she had done so, he sealed
gle w h ite and the P ra irie Rose, a
the confession In an envelope und put Method Is Devised to
p in k rose.
Ills own same on I t
These p lan tin gs
of
b ea u tifu l
Seal Copper and Glass
“This goes Into a strong box," he
Most metals will not adhere perma flow ers make a v a rie ty o f changing
said, “and nobody but you and I will
ever know about It— provided you do nently to glass a fter they have been color b ea u tify n g our grounds and
what 1 ask. First, 1 want your promise scaled to It while In a seml-molten con | m akin g homes for m any b ea u tifu l
never to do It again and then I want dltlon, and If they are In the form of | sens birds. Those h av in g the most
to know Just why you thought you rods or blocks. M etal and glass ex a ttrac tio n fo r birds are the honey-
must have more money." She told her pand when heated and contract when suckle, dogwood, b arberry and the
story. There was sickness at home, cooled at different rates, so that after | 1
, roses. T here are, of course, many
and her need for money wns not be sealing nnd cooling. Inevitable sepnrn
cause of mere craving for luxuries. tlon occurs. The one notable excep others.
E a rly spring ami summer bloom ing i
The superintendent gent her Invulld tlon has been platinum, which expands
sister to a hospital at the store's ex at very nearly the same rate as glass ' shrubs should he pruned Im m ediately
and has, therefore, been highly prized a fte r bloom ing as rnoet of the flo w - 1
pense.
That wns nine years ago, and the In the making of vacuum bulhs where era tfre borne on new wood, as the
salesgirl Is today not only one of the electric current must be led Into the new grow th of the early flow erin g
store's valuable employees but one of bulb and the vacuum kept perfect nnd
shrub la made d u rin g the summer
the most loyal. The little envelope free from leaks. But platinum Is much
has been burned long ago.— Nation’s more costly than gold and so the elec and fa ll follo w in g th e ir blooming,
trical engineers have found a way by and it is pruned in the fa ll or early
Business.
which copper may be sealed so closely spring thts new grow th is necessarily
cut away. Prune la te summer and i
to glass that a vacuum may be main
Fate on Strange Career
The Paris courts report one of the tnlned. I f the metal Is flattened nut autum n blnom ine shrubs in la te fa ll
Into a very thin sheet with a k n ife
most curious series of Incidents yet
or early spring es t ’ - i r new grow th i
laid before legal students In tlie case like edge the thing can be done. This Is made d u rin g the p rin g and sum- !
Is
because
thp
stresses
which
the
Joint
of a Paris woman who. on the occa
m er before t h e f i r w e Ing period.
sion of two previous weddings, had may hove to endure are In proportion
Perhaps seme one ¡3 saylng,_"How
lost her husband In an nnto accident to the thickness of either the copier
while en route home from the wed or the glass. A thin sharp sheet of can we Indulge in shrubbery when |
ding ceremony. She recently married glnss may similarly be sealed Into a eggs are 15 cents a dofcen and hay
n third .tim e and ns the burial car block of copper. So again has neces less than it edet to raise it? ” In
wns speeding home It collided with sity become the mother of Invention.
th a t case, get or the car and take ,
a trip up the old U m a tilla riv e r |
a vehicle nnd the third husband was
killed In a manner almost Identical
Census Statistics’ Little Joke
where there are no signs “ Do not j
with the fate of the first two
The
Miss Mary V. Dempsey, Junior statis pick the ferns or flow ers,” and you ,
courts took cognizance of the series tician of the United States census of
w ill fin d m any very p retty and even j
of strange mishaps, beenuse In the 1928, who lias recently completed her
case of the second husband's death the task, believes that census reports as b e a u tifu l shrubs Just g row ing fo r ■
your garden, such as mock orange, |
woman asked damages.
made by enumerators over the land are
rose, I
more comical In some essentials thnn sumach, w ild c u rra n t, w ild
the latest Joke book. Miss Dempsey snowberry and m any others. I f these (
had 250 clerks under her classifying are dug Up and the root w e ll pro
the reports rnd found her diversion In tected they can be transplanted now (
documents that classified "pigs’ ’ feel
singers" under “musicians"; nnd listed and .add much charm to your home.
among other occupations those of "as
sembler of g ra v ity "; “philosopher nl Statement of Ownership, Manage
home"; "Instructor In a school for
ment, Circulation, Etc.
brides” (Niagara F a lls ); “Instructor
Required by the A ct of Congress
lu a vestibule school” and "laborer In of August 24, 1812, of the H erm is
a hair mine."
ton H e ra ld published w eekly a t H e r
miston, Oregon, fo r A p ril 1, 1924.
Raggedy Ann’s Funeral
1. T h a t the names and addresses
When Raggedy Ann, the pet burro of the publisher, editor, m anaging
of Battery F of the T w elfth Held ar
editor, and business managers arc:
tillery, recently died at FPrt Houston.
Tex., the men gave their mascot a Raymond Crowder, H erm isto n, O .c -
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much copying, the rarity
of genuine Chippendale
furniture has limited its
iossession to a scattered
iew. N ot so w ith gas
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standard of all motor
fuels, is available every
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C A R S • TRUCKS • TRACT O K S
burial with full m ilitary honors. The gon.
pet hurro died In a battle against the
2. T h a t the ow ner is: Haymond
pack mules of the battery. The body Crowder, Hcrniiston. Oregon
of Rnggedy Ann was lowered Into a
3. T h a t the know n bondhold
grave on Pershing field as field guns
ers,
mortgagees,
and o th e r security
fired a salute and the bugler played
tnps. At the grave a headpiece wns holders ow ning or holding 1 per cent
erected whereon were engraved testi or more of total am ount of bonds,
monials of the love and affection mortgages or other securities are:
which the members o f Battery F fell ( I f there are none so sta te .)
None.
for their pet. A wreath of alfalfa was
RAYM O ND CROW DER.
placed beneath I t
Sworn and subscribed before me
this 3rd day of A p ril, 1924.
Mosart and Others
O tto G. Sapper,
A certain music «composer of much
M y commission expires July 17,
talent and popularity— we w ill call
him Jlffers— has a happy appreciation 1925.
of his own work, a t bis friends all
Bach Showed the W ay
know.
So highly does he eetlmnle Jlffers'
to Pare Modern Music
compositions that some of his friends
The fountain source of all was, ol
were much startled the other day
when he said gravely; “Did you ever course. Back. When Barb hud shown
notice that the names o f ell great com the way, there was a surge and uprush
of pure music In central Europe to
posers begin with MT"
"Yes, M," said the composer. "Mo- which nothing In the history of other
in rt, Mendelssohn. Meyerbeer, Mosa- arts can be compared, unless It be the
building of (he French cathedrals. It
kowskl— and M a i"
was as If a vast gold mine had been
discovered, opening out to those
Pearls in U. S. Rivers
happy m »rials who hud first right of
Through scientific propagation of
rntry long galleries of inelul, precious
fresh water mussels In the rivers of
»nd [«:■ '; nor did they waste their
America, experts In the United States
uisich.ess opportunity, but tirelessly
bureau of fisheries say It w ill be pos
worked on. Hunting in streams a beau-
sible In time to make the rivers of the
lifu l clear coinage which was good In
country yield fabulous harvests In
dll the markets of the world. O f
pearls Even now peart Ashing Is con
ducted In acme rivers of the United almost all the great composers of the
Nineteenth century fertility Is the
States, and during the lest yeer more
conspicuous tra it; they were limited
than »15,000,000 worth of pearls were
found In the mussel shells at the bot only by the capacity of tlielr hands
tom of the Mississippi. Black and to w rite down what their Invention dic
tated. And what they dictated was,
Whits rivers alone.
I broadly speaking. all good. Haydn's
symphonies, Schubert’s tongs, remain.
Some Di/Reulty
I Countless, they Si ill have meaning
A very stout and portly gentleman ’ for us— more meaning than most of
was once asked why he did not play ' the music of the day. The world had
golf, and thia was his reason!
not changed, hut the human uilnd had
“ I did try It once, but I found that suddenly found uu-ana to appreciate
whoa 1 put the ball where I could see It newly, and the whole story o f era
It 1 could not reach I t ; and when I , at Ion, all the sumptuous diversities of
put It where I coaid reach It I could human life, all the accntnulsled ex
not see I t "
perience of the ages, was virgin soil,
a child's garden, of richness and
freshness Inexhaustible.—Basil De SeF
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