THE HEBMISTOH HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
STAND BY YOUR TOWN
OFFICERS
F . B. Swayza
President
R . Alexander
Vice-President
S. C . Lochrle
Cashier
W . L . Hamm,
A ss’t. Cashier
If you think your town’s the best.
Tell ’em so.
I f you’d have her lead the rest.
Help her grow.
When there’s anything to do,
Let the fellows count on you;
Y ou ’ll feel bully when It’s through!
Don’t you know?
When a stranger from afar
-
Comes along.
Tell him who and what you are—
Make It strong;
Needn't flatter, needn’t bluff.
Tell the truth, for that’s enough!
Jo lu the boosters— that’s the stuff.
W e belong.
THERE’S A REASON
WANT ADS
FOR SALE
FO R S A L E — No. 2 Primrose cream
separator and two five-gallon
cans. Otto C. Pierce.
44-2tc
A B A R G A IN IN B E E S — 30 colonies
with extractor and
equipment
$400.00. Inquire at this office.
42-tfc
G A R D E N H A T 3 may be obtained
from Mrs. Bert Haneline at any
time. Made by the ladies of the
M. E . Aid. Don’t be without one.
4 5 -ltc
F O R S A L E — Four acres of alfalfa
land in the city of Hermiston;
west of government pipe yards.
For quick sale, $1600; terms can
be arranged. Address T. A . G ra
ham, 6310 East “ F ” st., Tacoma,
Wash.
45-4tp
F O R S A L E — Work
Reid.
horses.
Stock farm, clear title, paid up
water right, good buildings, near
Council, Idaho. Home orchard, near
forest reserve. W ants small place,
close in.
450 acres near W allow a, 250
acres raising wheat, good buildings,
highway along place.
740 acres near Heppner, 300 acres
extra good wheat land, 20 acres al
falfa. good buildings, fam ily orch
ard, paid up water right, owner sold
$12,000.00 worth wheat off this one
season.
Some good land In W illam ette val
ley to trade for property here. Come
In and talk it over with
Yarn of South Carolina Man Almost
Too Much for Ordinary Reader
to Believe.
Notice of Final Settlem ent of Estate
of F. A. Phelps, Deceased
of Hermiston
Capital, Surplus and Undivided
Profits Over $50,000
T he H erald publishes
more genuine paid want
ads than any other
paper published in a city
of the same size in East
ern Oregon.
STORY CALLS FOR AFFIDAVIT
DODD INVESTMENT COMPANY
First National Bank
NOTICE!
TO TRADE FOR HERMISTON IR
RIOATED
J.
H.
38-tfc
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned as administratrix of the
estate of F . A . Phelps deceased, has
filed In the County Court of Um a
tilla County, Oregon, her final ac
count, and that the said court has
fixed Monday. September 3d, 1923
as the time for the hearing upon, and
the settlement of said acount.
Leila A . Phelps,
44-5tc
Adm inistratrix
TAKEN UP NOTICE
Notice is hereby given that I have
taken up and kept for about three
days at the Tabor ranch, seven miles
northest of Hermiston, the following
described animals:
One gray horse, roached mane,
branded inverted U on right hip.
weight about' 900 pounds, saddle
marks.One pinto, branded OR on left
Stifle and horned circle on ri^ht
shoulder, mane roached, weight 850
pounds, ages unknown.
Said animals w ill be sold, unless
redeemed, at public auction to the
highest bidder for cash in hand on
the 21st day of Ju ly , 1923, at the
above described ranch at 10 o’clock
A . M.
Dated at Hermiston, Oregon, this
5th day of Ju ly , 1923.
Signed, G . L . Bennett
A P P L E S — E arly Yellow Transparent
at orchard. Phone 05-W , former, GREEN DYE FROM CORN COBS
ly Scroggs orchard. C . W . Kel-
lcg.
43-3tc Science Has Added Another Achieve
ment to Its Record in Use of
F O R S A L E — 1 1-2 doz. W hite L e g
Raw Material.
horn hens, also 1 1-2 doz. thoiobred
MISCELLANEOUS
Rhode Island hens all good layers,
Science has found a way of utiliz
also 1 thorobred jersey bull com FO R R E N T — Sm all alfalfa farm, ing nil corn cobs, short or long, in the
house, orchard, berries, etc. J . H. manufacture of various chemicals. As
ing 2 years old. B. T. Locke, Colum
Reid.
24-tfc. the corn cob consists of cellulose,
bia district.
25-tfc.
which is valuable for making many
products, such as celluloid and paper,
I1EE
S
U
P
P
L
IE
S
at
the
Second
Hand
8% ton Public Truck for sale cheap.
It is considered desirable to save the
Store.
S1-tfc
Now on good gravel job. Also has
substance of the cob. The furfural,
flat rack for hauling wheat or
therefore. Is taken from the extract
baled hay. Inquire this office.
HERMISTON SERVICE STATION
which Is obtained by boiling the cob
13-tfc.
I f it’s courteous and prompt service In water and the cellulose can thus
you are looking for try the Her be kept for other purposes.
ONE
THOROUGH BRED
JE R S E Y
miston Service Station. W e han
This liquid is employed for many
Bull for sale, coming 2 years old,
dle Gates Tires.
41-6tp purposes In Industrial chemistry, and
also one coming 2 years old, black
can be so treated that it will yield a
Gasoline, 26 cents.
Jersey heifer, will be fresh In
bright green dye, which is much liked
the summer. R . T. Locke, Colum W A N T E D — Men or women to take by women of fashion, says the De
bia district.
20-lfe.
orders for genuine guaranteed hos troit News.
iery for men, women and children.
F O R S A L E cheap, team weight about
Mote and Beam.
Elim inate darning. Salary $75 a
2500. C all F . S. Beddow. Phone
Senator Moses, apropos of a certain
week full time, $1.50 an hour monopoly, said at a dinner in Wash
42F13.
21-tfc.
spare time. Beautiful spring line. ington :
Internatonal Stocking M ills, N or
“ I am no muckraker. Have you
F O R S A L E — Good 4 room house,
ristown, Pa.
41-10tc ever noticed that muckrakers as a
water and lights, 3 lots and gar
rule are slightly Incrusted with muck?
den. Terms. Would consider a S T A C K E R P O L E S now on hand at
“A politician was taking a swim the
car as p ait payment. P. 0. Box
Inland Empire Lumber Co. 44-tfc other day In the swimming pool of a
196, Hermiston, Oregon. Also a
big ocean liner. A great New York so
Hayw ard-W akefield baby buggy. S T A N D A R D S E R V IC E S T A T IO N — ciety lady—one of those well-pre
served society ladies with golden hair,
43-5tc
location opposite Herald.
four divorces and a platinum remov
able bridge—well, this lady was taking
F O R S A L E — 15 head young cows, 6
am prepared to do any light
a swim, too, and she soon had the pol
Jersey, 9 Holstein, price reason
hauling that you may have. W ill itician engaged In talk. Sitting beside
able. R . M. Klinefelter, owner,
make country trips at 20c a mile. him on the marble rim of the pool, she
Barger, W n .. , 3 miles west of
A share of your buslnes lg solicit gave politics the very old deuce.
“ ’Politics are man-managed,' she
Plymouth, W n.
43-3tp
ed. George L . Challis, Phone
83-W.
39-tfc ended, awlnging her legs girlishly in
the water, ‘and every man has his
F O R S A L E — Detroit Vapor stove; 3
burner and oven.
43-3tc S E E G . L . B E N N E T T for Auction- price. He lets the world know it, too.’
‘T h e politician glanced sidewise at
erring. Phone 42F2.
26-tfc.
the society lady in her ultra bathing
F O R S A L E — Six head of cow’s. B.
dress. Then he said;
J . N ation.
43-tfc R E A L E S T A T E E X C H A N G E S A N D
“ ‘Well, every woman has her figure,
IN S U R A N C E . J . M. B IG G S , R E and she doesn’t mind letting the world
A LT O R .
26-tfc see It, either.’ ”
F O R S A L E — Fam ily cow cheap, also
team of horses suitable for all
Rare Bvent Put on Record.
farm purposes. Would trade the T H E B E S T that's grown In garden
At Fifteenth and I streets one after
and bedding plants at the Pelmul-
horses for young stuff. Also cow
der greenhouse.
Porch
boxes, noon last week an old gentleman driv
and heifer to freshen soon at a
hanging baskets and cut flowers. ing a new car got atage fright when
reasonable price and terms. E .
32-tfc his car got stuck in the middle of the
35-tfc
P . Dodd.
street.
H e Jammed at thlr and pulled on
FOR
S A L K — Bone
grinder. C ity T Y P E W R IT E R Ribbons and carbon that, but the car refnsed to budge.
paper for sale at the Herald.
Behind him the cars began to pile up
Market.
35-tfc
In front and In rear and to the aides
W ant Ads B ring Resulta
motorists took cognizance of him.
F O R S A L E — Choice Rhode Island
His eyes popped from his head. He
Red rooster, cheap. E . T . Buck,
wore a strained look, as If he would
45-lp
M. R. A.
like to have sunk through his car and
Women Lead in Fighting Rata.
In a state-wide rat campaign con Into the earth beneath. He plainly
F O R S A L E — One team and harness, ducted In Virginia early this year, was rattled.
And, strange to state, not a motor
one wagon and hay rack, one ex when it was eetlmated that more than
tra hay rack. Tum -A-Lum Lum 670,000 rats were destroyed. It was ist hollered at him. Nobody “ CBSSStl”
Nobody laughed.
Everybody
ber Co.
39-tfc disclosed that women make aa effec him.
tive leaders as men In this work, ac seemed to be sympathetic And when
cording to the United States Depart the man's car finally got under way,
F O R 8 A L E — One and a half ton Max ment of Agriculture. When regarded relieving the traffic Jam, everybody
well truck, A - l ' condition. In according to the number of rat-talla seemed tremendously happy.
Yep. such cases do happen.— Wash
quire at N eil’g Garage.
39-tfc turned In for prizes, seven counties
led by women and three led by men ington Star.
were the moat successful.
Polands for Profits. 8tllllngs. 37tf
His Idea.
"Major, In your opinion, which was
Fighting Forest Fires.
The California district of the the greater man and statesman. Wash
F O R B A L E — A bargain in a gentle
team, harness and wagon, for forest service. United States Depart Ington or Lincoln T* asked an admiring
$150. Inquire at this office. 42tf ment of Agriculture, has received constituent.
$4.000 from tb Automobile Club of
"When I consider the difference In
Southern Call
ids for thr develop the times In which they lived and re
F O R S A L E — 60 W hite Leghorn hens. ment of public i-amps In nstlonal for- member the peculiar problem! which
O. A . C . strain, 75e each. Ed. _____ In addition, the automobile club
confronted both,’’ replied Maj. Ira K
Haugeberg.
42-tfc co-operates very closely with the for Wldenfuller. chief Inapector of speed
est serWce In fire-prevention work
«meters. “I am compelled to answer
F O R S A L E — Seven room house, all Approved methods of preventing fires In the affirmative.”— Kannua City Star.
modem, with 4 lota, on Gladys av. are printed In the maps furnished by
the dub to tourists.
Keeping Faith.
Inquire of Mrs. Anna Strohm. 44tf
You talk of substantial good, Tltol
B lin d Persons P rivileged.
Are faithfulness, and love, and sweet
F O R SA L F.— Team of horses, harness
Blind persons who reside In On grateful memories, no good? Is It no
and wagon, buggy and single bar
tario may travel free of charge on the good that we keep our silent promisee,
nene, cheap; the property of W C . street cars of To ro n to and environs. on which other« build bemuse they
Dyer, deceased, at residence of L . Applicants for passes on this account believe In our love and troth?—George
d ie t ("Romola” ).
C . Dyer. Phone 7S-W.
44-»tp must be totally b l i n d . ......................
F O R S A L E — An Improved 20 acre
ranch 3 1-2 miles from Hermiston
for particulars see C . H . Skinner.
1-tfc.
Representative James F. Byrnes,
Democrat, of South Carolina, la not
much of a fisherman, but ba la fine on
fish stories.
In the cloak room of the house,
members from various states were
swapping yarns.
‘‘Talking about fishing,” said Mr,
Byrnes, "there Is one pool In a moan
tain stream near Tryon, N. C „ I will
always remember. I was In that part
of the country one summer resting and
rambling for my health and a good
time.
“ I saw a mountain man, with hook
and line, make his way to the creek
bank and commence to fish. With ray
glasses I could see that he had baited
his hook with a tiny frog. For some
time he fished, throwing the hook out
but he got no bite. Tiring of this, he
stuck his pole In the bank, picked up a
small rifle and went to shooting at tar
gets In the woods. Fearing a stray
shot, I came out of hiding and ac
costed him. While we talked we heard
a commotion near the fishing place.
On looking that way we saw that the
froggle had climbed up the line and
was sitting on the end of the pole sing
ing, and brook trout were Jumping out
of the water trying to get him.
“ ‘By George! there’s my chance!
said the fisherman, and he ran back
and commenced to shoot the fish as
they rose from the .water. Late that
afternoon, when I saw him again, he
had a half bushel of trout he had
shot.”
That broke up the meeting.—Utica
Globe.
NO CHANCE TO GET AWAY
As Clubman Mournfully Related, He
Was Caught Whether He Wat
"Going or Coming."
President Walter O. Teagle of the
Standard Oil company of New Jersey
said the other day In Washington:
“Tlie fable that my company runs
chain stores and copper mines and
restaurants and so on Is so persistent,
so indomitable, that It reminds me of
a story.
“ If you do not want to marry her.
why on earth did you propose to her?”
said one clubman to another.
•’ ‘That’s Just It,’ said the other, ‘She
proposed to me.'
“ ‘Why didn’t you have spunk enough
to refuse her, then?’
“That’s Just it. I couldn’t. She
worded her proposal so cleverly, you
see. She said, ‘Will you marry me?
Have you any objection?’ Thus, wheth
er I said yes or no, she had me. She
had me going and coming.’
“ ‘Not at all,’ said the first club
man, with a condescending laugh. 'You
should have observed a discreet si
lence.'
“ ‘Just what I did,’ said the other,
‘and she fell Into my arms, murmur
ing that silence gave consent.'”—Los
Angeles Times.
Birds' Working Hours.
Some birds work almost ail day In
the summer. They clear the crops of
Insects.
The thrush gets up at half-past two
every morning. He falls to work at
once, and does not stop until half-past
nine at night—a clear 19 hours. Dur
ing that time he feeds his young 206
times.
The blackbird starts work at the
same hour as the thrush, but leave« off
earlier. His whistle blows at half
past seven, and during his 17-hour day
he sets about 100 meals before his
family.
Tlie titmouse Is up at three In the
morning, nnd bis stopping time la nine
at night. A fast worker, he is said to
feed Ills young 417 times a day.
Educational "Movlaa.”
When used In combination with
other methods of presenting Ideas,
such as newspaper publicity, the
spoken word, exhibits, slides, and
printed bulletins, the United States
Department of Agriculture has found
that motion pictures constitute a val
uable addition to these extension
agencies. The department maintains
its own motion-picture laboratory,
where films are prepared to plcturlze
improved agricultural practices, to
warn about dangerous conditions
or undesirable methods, or other
wise to acquaint those at a distance
from the national capital with the
work of the department or Its appllca
tlon to farm life.
ueen estver chaf « b n «. 101, o. e . 8..
Q
me« La second Tuesday •ven in g of each month
a t 8:00 sharp in Masonic hall. V isitin g m em bers
welcome.
Minnie E. S tew art, W. I f .
Kathryn L. G am er. Sec.
— THAT THE—
V I N E Y A R D LODGE N O . 20«. I. O. O. F .
T m eets each Monday eveping in Odd Fellow s
hall. V isitin g m em bers cordially invited.
W. R. Longhorn. Sec.
J . A . R eeves. N . G.
Bake-Rite
RECLAMATION LODGE N o. 107. fc.
o f P ., m eets each Thursday even in g In
Mack's Hall, at 7:30 P. M. V isitia g
brothers cordially invited.
W. 11. McMillan
It. A. Brownson,
K. K. and S.
G. C.
B akery
WILL BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
Monday, July 23
DR. FRACIS P. ADAMS
Physician and Surgeon
BAKERY GOODS OF QUALITY
AT RIGHT PRICES
P e te r M e n g e
>ITY°f OREGON
jj
Eyes treated, tested and Glasses Fitted
Office over F irst N ational Bank
OFFICE PH O N E, 92
RESIDENCE PH O N E. 59ft
Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 6:30 p. m.
Day or night calls answered promptly
«JM***:*
DR. W. W. IILSLEY
Proprietor
Office over First N ational Bank
Osteopathy
Medicine
Surgery
Calls answ ered at all hours
Office phone 561
R esidence phone 711
MAKE
O. A . C.
Dr. R. 0 . GALE. Surgeon
The U N IV E R S IT Y of O R E G O N
contains:
Location in Telephone Building
Telephone 931, Day or N igh t
The College of Literature, Science
and the Arts with 22 departments.
Office Hours: 10 to 11:30 A . M ., 2
to 5 P. M.
You
have
finished
high
school and, like all wideawake
graduates, are looking to co l.
lege.
The State of Oregon offers
you the best of training and a
collegiate degree in the leading
pursuits and professions, as fol
lows:
The professional schools of Archi
tecture and Allied Arts—Business
Administration—Education—Grad
uate Study—Journalism—Law—
Medicine— Music—Physical Edu
cation—Sociology—Extension.
D R . F . V . P R IM E
Engineering, Agriculture, Coni,
merce. Forestry, Home Econ
omice, M ining, Pharmacy, Voca
tlonal Education and Music
The 48th Yesr Opens September 2S, 1923
Student life at the College
Is rich in opportunities for
leadership and personal cul
ture.
H A U L IN G
Your N ext Goal
FALL TERM OPENS
SEPTEMBER 28, 1923
For information write to
THE REGISTRAR
Oregon_Agricultural College
Corvallis
>
F or a catalogue or anÿ information
afrit* The Regietrar. UniVereitÿ o f
Oregon, Eugene, Oregon.
Bank Bid».
Hermiston. Oreaon
Office rhona. 93
R esidence Phone 761
W. J. W A RN ER
Attorney-at-Law
I am now prepared to do haul
ing
Trips made to the country.
I solicit a share of your patron
age
George Challis
PENDLETON
MAKE YOUR
HEAL Q UARTERS
— AT—
W E ST E R N A U T O CO.
Cottonwood and Watr Sts.
COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE
Tires— Tubes— Accessories
ALWAYS OPEN
PHONE 530
Tom Swearingen, Mgr.
H a ll’s C a ta rrh M e d ic in e
Thoae who are In a "run down” condi
tion will notice that Catarrh bothera
them much more than when they are In
(food health. Thia fact proves that while
Catarrh la a local diaeaae, it is greatly
Influenced by constitutional condition«.
H A L L ’S C A T A R R H M E D I C I N E con
sists of an Ointm ent which Quickly
Relieves by local application, and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which assista
In Improving the General Health.
Sold by druggists
"
for over 40 Years.
F . J . Cheney A C o ., Toledo, Ohio.
JLMOST a n y tire w ith
a r a ise d tr e a d is
c la i m e d to be non-skid.
B u t th e Vacuum Cup
tread, w ith its four rows
o f stalw art vacuum cups,
is g u a r a n te e d not to
s k id o n w e t , s lip p e r y
pavem ents.
There’s th e d ifferen ce-
ju st as pronounced as is
th e super-service you get
from Vacuum Cup Tires.
Y ou pay a reasonable
price for th e q u a l i t y —th e
a a f e tv costs you nothing.
Dentistry
D ental X -Ray and P iagn on i,
WHEN IN
Magellanic Clouds.
Magellanic clouds are two cloudy
Knerr Repair Shop
masses of light, oval In shape and un
equal in size, seen at night In the
Hermiston, Oregon
heavens. In the vicinity of the South
pole. They are supposed to be nebu
lae, or dense aggregations of stars, so
far distant as to give to the unaided
eye the Impression of cloud-llke UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT
masses. They cover areas of about
42 and 10 square degrees respectively, Operating Stages Between Pendleton
and are so named In honor of Ferdi
and Umatilla
nand Magellan, the great Portuguese
navigator, who first observed them In
P ell & Smith, Umatilla, Oregon
1520. during his voyage around the
Schedule E ffective June 1, 1923
world.
Leave
—
A . M. P. M. P. M
8erbla Has Pretty Custom.
Pendleton......... . 8:00 12:01 4:00
Oliver Semple Barton, who has beer
9:15
1:15
6:16
traveling In Europe studying national E ch o ...........
9:35
1:35
6:35
enstnmoo, has gathered some very in Stanfield ......... -
1:36 6:35
teresting material. In Serbia he found Hermiston.. .. .. 9:55
girls walking along the streets with Ar. Umatilla ... 10:16 2:15 6:15
the names of their fiances embroidered
on the fronts of their aprons. The Leave
—
A . M. P. M. P. M.
engagement then becomes a public af Um atilla .......... .. 8:00 12:15
5:00
fair. and the news is.proudly published Hermiston ___ .. 8:20 12:35
6:20
by the voting Isdy by the display of the
Stanfield ......... .. 8:45
1:00
5:45
name, which Is written so that ail may
Echo...................... ... 9:00 1:15 6:00
see. says Mr. Barton In The Mentor.
Ar. Pendleton .... 10:16 2:30 7:15
D O IT N O W
LODGE DIRECTORY
I WISH TO ANNOUNCE
TO THE PUBLIC
Hermiston
: : :
Oregon
M c K enzie & lieuallen
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Has removed from his form er location in the
Bond Bldg, to
Rooms 1. 2 and 3 Inland Empire Bank BMg.
Pendleton
::
Oregon
Dr. Theo Bel-
etski
Veterin
>
arian. Treats
all domestic
\
B 9 2 animals, In-
terstate Stock
c cp °
Inspector.
Residence 2nd house west of
Catholic church. Phone 82-R
M K
BERT MULLENS
The Particular Barber
Shop at Siscel’s Confectionery
» ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ a ia a u a iB M a a
■We Give S. & H. Trading Stamps"
M
■
SEE
H IT T
Our new brick shoe store Is now open M
I w ith a new line of goods.
— FOR—
GUNS
— AND—
See us for
SHOE REPAIRING
OAK TAN SHOE STORE
Sam Rodgers. Prop.
!■■■■■*■■■■■■■■■■■ «7
Sterpi
AMMUNITION
CONFECTIONERY
STATIONERY
A FULL LINE
Krause’s
Chocolates
REM EM BER
Bur-Bee Bars
OGDEN
Fixes Watches, Clocks,
etc., and does it
J ■ J