T H E H E R M IS T O N cash in hand, the proceeds to be ap­ plied in satisfaction of said execu- ton and all costs. Dated tht8 12th day of June, A. D. 1923. ZOETH HOUSER, Sheriff 40-5tc STAND BY YOUR TOWN OFFICERS F. B. Swayze President R. A lexinder Vice-President S. C. Lochrle Cashier W. L. Hamm, Aaa't. Cashier If you think your town's the best, Tell ’em so. If you'd have her lead the rest. Help her grow. When there's anything to do. Let the fellows count on you; You'll feel bully when It’s through! Don't you know? When a stranger from afar Comes along, Tell him who and what you are— Make it strong; Needn’t flater, neer bluff, Tell the truth, for that’s enough! Join thebo osters— that's the stuff. We belong. First National Bank NOTICE! T he H erald publishes more genuine paid want ads than any other paper published in a city of the same size in East­ ern Oregon. THERE’S A REASON of Hermiston C ap ital, Surplus and U ndivided P rofits O v e r $ 5 0 ,0 0 0 FOR SALE— No. 2 Primrose cream separator and two five-gallon cans. Otto C. Pierce. 44-2tc A BARGAIN IN BEES— 30 colonies with extractor and equipment, $400.00. Inquire at this office. 42-tfc APPLES— Early Yellow Transparent at orchard. Phone 65-W, former, ly Scroggs orchard. C. W. Kel- lcg. 43-3tc MISCELLANEOUS FOR RENT—Sm all alfalfa farm, house, orchard, berries, etc. J. H. Reid. 24-tfc. FOR SALK FOR RENT— Pasture. See J. A. Campbell, half mile north of Her­ miston. 42-tfc FOR SALE— An improved 20 acre WANTED— Six good milch cows. C. ranch 3 1-2 miles from Hermiston B. W illiams, Hermiston. 42-3p for particulars see C. H. Skinner. 1-tfc. BEE SUPPLIES at the Second Hand Store. 3 1-tfc FOB SALE— 1 1-2 doz. W hite Leg­ horn hens, also 1 1-2 doz. thorobred HERMISTON SERVICE STATION Rhode Island hens all good layers, If it’s courteous and prompt service also 1 thorobred Jersey bull com­ you are looking for try the Her­ ing 2 years old. B. T. Locke, Colum­ miston Service Station. We han­ bia district. 25-tfc. dle Gates Tires. 41-6tp Gasoline, 26 cents. 3 54 ton Public Truck for sale cheap. Now on good gravel job. Also has flat rack for hauling w heat or W ANTED—Men or women to take orders for genuine guaranteed hos­ baled hay. Inquire this office. 13-tfc. iery for men, women and children. Eliminate darning. Salary $75 a ONE THOROUGHBRED JERSEY week full time, $1.50 an hour Bull for sale, coming 2 years old, spare time. Beautiful spring line. also one coming 2 years old, black Internalonal Stocking Mills, Nor­ Jersey heifer, w ill be fresh In ristown, Pa. 41-10tc the summer. R. T. Locke, Colum­ • • ________ ______ bia district. 20-tfc. STACKER POLES now on hand at Inland Empire Lumber Co. 44-tfc FOR SALE cheap, team w eight about 2500. Call F. S. Beddow. Phone STANDARD SERVICE STATION— 42F13. 21-tfc. location opposite Herald. FOB SALE—Good 4 room house, I am prepared to do any light water and lights, 3 lots and gar­ hauling that you may have. W ill den. Terms. Would consider a make country trips at 20c a mile. car as pait nayment. P. O. Box A share of your busines ls solicit­ 196. Hermiston, Oregon. Also a ed. George L. Challis, Phone Hayward-W akefield baby buggy. 83-W. 39-tfc 43-5tc TO TRADE FOR HERMISTON IR­ RIGATED Stock farm, clear title, paid up water right, good buildings, near Council, Idaho. Home orchard, near forest reserve. W ants sm all place, close in. 450 acres near W allowa, 250 acres raising wheat, good buildings, highway along place. 740 acres near Heppner, 300 acres extra good wheat land. 20 acres a l­ falfa, good buildings, fam ily orch­ ard, paid up water right, owner sold $12,000.00 worth wheat off this one season. Some good land in W illam ette val­ ley to trade for property here. Come in and talk it over w ith DODD INVESTMENT COMPANY TAKEN UP NOTICE Notice is hereby given that I have taken up and kept for about three days at the Tabor ranch, seven miles northest of Hermiston, the follow ing described animals: One gray horse, roached mane, branded inverted U on right hip, w eight about' 900 pounds, saddle marks.One pinto, branded OR on left Stifle and horned circle on rigiht shoulder, mane roached, w eight 850 pounds, ages unknown. Said animals w ill be sold, unless redeemed, at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand on the 21st day of July, 1923, at the above described ranch at 10 o’clock A. M. Dated at Hermiston, Oregon, this 5th day of July, 1923. Signed, G. L. Bennett NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department of the Interior, U. S. Land Office at La Grande, Oregon, May 26, 1923. Notice is hereby given that Mat­ thew J. Casey, of Echo, Oregon, who, on November 4, 1919, made Home­ stead Entry No. 019081, for W54 N W U , SW!4 Section 20, Township 3 North, Range 27 East, W illam ette Meridian, has filed notice of Inten­ tion to make three-year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before United States Com­ missioner, at Hermiston, Oregon, on the 17th day of July, 1923. Claimant names as witnesses: Fred Heft, of E#ho, Oregon, John Deardorff, of Echo, Oregon, S. C. Cumings, of Echo, Oregon, John Hamman, of Hermiston, Oregon. CARL G. HELM, Register. Notice of Final Settlem ent of Estate of F. A. Phelps, Deceased Notice is hereby given that the undersigned as administratrix of the estate of F. A. Phelps deceased, has filed in the County Court of Uma­ tilla County, Oregon, her final ac­ count, and that the said court has fixed Monday, September 3d, 1923, as the time for the hearing upon, and the "settlement of said acount. Leila A. Phelps, 44-gtc Administratrix ERROR THAT WAS PITIFUL SEE G. L. BENNETT for Auction- Little Wife Meant Well, but Dyed cows, 6 erring. Phone 42F2. 26-tfc. Hair Almost Meant Death of reason­ Her Husband's Love. owner, REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND He had gray hair and his wife war INSURANCE, J. M. BIGGS, RE­ west of ALTOR. 26-tfc a little blonde, bobbed-hair person 43-3tp who looked scarcely more than a child. FOR SALE— Popular fiction, 15c to THE BEST that’s grown in garden Again and again they were taken for father and daughter. 35c. Inquire Mrs. Ben Nell. 43-2c and bedding plants at the Pelmul- She let her hair grow and then she der greenhouse. Porch boxes, had it dyed gray. FOR SALE— Detroit Vapor stove; 3 hanging baskets and cut flowers. Her husband was horrified. Some­ burner and oven. 43-3tc 32-tfc how his love seemed to have grown less. FOR SALE— Six head of cows. B. “I always used to think it hurt him NOTICE OF SH E R IFFS SALE J. Nation. 43-tfc awfully when I was taken for his UNDER EXECUTION daughter," the little woman told the FOR SALE— Family cow cheap, also Woman. "But it seems he loved feel­ Notice Is hereby given that by v ir­ team of horses suitable for all ing that this young thing was the farm purposes. Would trade the tue of an execution Issued out of the woman who had fallen for him. I’m horses for young stuff. Also cow Circuit Court. State of Oregon for going to do all I can about having and heifer to freshen soon at a Umatilla County, and to me directed the dye bleached out. You see, I've and delivered, upon the judgment bobbed my hair again—and as the new reasonable price and terms. E. and decree rendered and entered In yellow hairs grow In his love seems 35-tfc P. Dodd. said Court on the 11th day of June, to l>e coming back again. It's so hard to tell,” she ended. ’’I felt I was FOR SALE— Bone grinder. City 192», In favor of Peter Castrle as doing something so wonderful for him 35-tfc P lain tiff and against Anthony F. and it almoat broke his heart 1”—New Market. Drolshagen as Defendant, for the York Sun. sum of $2370.75 with Interest horses. J. H. FOR SALE— Work 38-tfc thereon at the rate of 6 per cent per GOT THE MESSAGE TWISTED Reid. annum from March 22, 1922, the fur­ FOR SALE— One team and harness, ther sum of $230.00 attorney's fees, Carslossnsss of Telegraph Operator Made a Mixup of a Somewhat one wagon and hay rack, one ex­ and for $17.05 cost and disburse­ Amusing Charactar. tra hay rack. Tum-A-Lum Lum­ ments, which said decree, Judgment and order of sale has been docketed ber Co. 39-tfc An Inspector of railway property and enrolled In the office of the whose duties had taken him to Bridge; FOR SALE— One and a half ton Max Clerk of said Circuit Court; and port. Conn., discovered that the foun­ w ell truck. A -l condition. In­ whereas by Bald Judgment, decree dation under the local freighthous* needed repairs. Without delay he filed quire at Nell'g Garage. 39-tfc and order of sale It was directed that the follow ing described real prop­ this dispatch to the New York office: "Foundation under freighthouse at Polands for Profits. Stillings. 37tf erty In U m atilla County. Oregon, Bridgeport unsafe—rush men at once.' to-wit: The W est H alf (W 14) of In sending the message the operator FOR SALE— A bargain In a gentle th e Southeast Quarter (S E U ) of on the New York wire apparently did team, harness and wagon, for the Northwest Quarter (N W U ) of not apace the letters properly In the $150. Inquire at th is office. 42tf Section 26. Tp 5 N. R 28 E W M„ word “foundation" and also pressed be sold by the Sheriff of Umatilla too long to form the letter “t" ; for County, Oregon, to satisfy said Judg­ this was the message received hi New FOR SALE— 60 W hite Leghorn hens, ment and all costs; I w ill on the 16th York: O. A. C. »train, 75c each. Ed “Found a lion under frelghthonae at Haugeberg. 41-tfe day of July. A. D.1923. at the hour Bridgeport unsafe—rush men at once." of 2 o'clock In the afternoon of said The Inspector was astonished a few FOR SALE— Seven room house, all day at the west door of the Court hours later to see a special work train modern, w ith 4 lota, on Gladys av House of said County In Pendleton. come Into the yard with a flat car containing a large animal cage and Inquire of Mrs. Anna Strohm. 44tf Umatilla County, Oregon, sell the also ten men expecting to haTe an right, title and Interest the said exciting time catching a lion that they F0R8ALE— Team of horse«, harneaa Anthony F. Drolshagen had In and snpt«o«cd hsd escaped from some pnsa and w agon, baggy and single har to the above described property on Ing rtrens.—Youth’s Companion. neee. cheap: the property of W. C. the 22nd day of March, A. D. 1922, Dyer, deceased, at residence o f L. or since then hae acquired, at public Read the Wand Ad*. C. Dyer- Phone 7$-W. 4 4 - l t p auction to t i e Wgheet bidder for FOR SALE— 15 head young Jersey, 9 Holstein, price able. R. M. K linefelter, Barger, Wn., , 3 mtles Plymouth, Wn. H ESA JJX H E R M IS T O N , OREGON. 'h EÁ LI N Q WOUNDS OF PUtfVt What Might Almeet Ba Termed Surgi­ cal Operations Are Frequently Employed by Gardeners. It seems strange to think of a plant being put Into splints vary much In the same way aa the surgeon fixes up a broken bone, says St. Nicholas. Yet this plan Is often followed tn the mod­ em garden. From one cause or an­ other a bough becomes broken, although the parts are not actually severed. Frequently thia la due to the weight of the fruit. In this case money will ba lost If something can not be done to repair the Injury. It Is here that the practice of put­ ting a plant In spllnta becomes useful. First of all, the expert gently straight­ ens out the bent portion. Thia has to be done with great care, so as, if pos­ sible, to avoid a complete fracture. Then he takes two splints—lengths of wood a little wider than the branch and long enough to allow several Inches above and below the break— and binds them In place, not too tightly, or It would hamper the cir­ culation of the sap. When the splints are well adjusted cotton wool is tucked Into any exposed parts about the frac­ ture. In thia manner the action of the air Is excluded as far as possible. If the matter has been looked after promptly, there Is no reason why the growth above the break should not go on steadily. Finally, the wound ls ao completely healed that the place where the brenk took place Is as strong as any other part of the plant.—New York Post. LODGE DIRECTORY RID HIMSELF OF THE BORE Clever Scheme by Which Fainter Shut Out Undesirable Visiter Frans His Studio. (resh from the A laughable story Is ascribed to the artist and wit, Mr. Oliver Herford, by bis associate, Mr. Edward Simmons the painter. Mr. Simmons says that one day while he was enjoying a very agreeable call at Mr. Herford’s studio their conversation was Interrupted by a peculiar knocking at the door—three loud peremptory knocks at Intervals of a second or two and then two more In quick succession. Mr. Herford at once put his finger on his lip and motioned to his caller to be perfectly quiet. Neither man spoke or stirred while the curious knock was twice repeated. Then they heard the retreating footsteps of the knocker passing down the hall. Then Mr. Herford relaxed his at­ titude of silent tension and smiled. “That was Blank,” he said, “a thor­ oughly good and well-meaning fellow, but a most frightful bore. I’ve stood all the calls I can from him. So I told him that I had given special knocks to all my most Intimate friends In order that I might know when they called and let them in at times when ’ I should be unwilling to he disturbed by less congenial callers. Blank was saying only tlie other night that I must have been out a good deal lately. He hasn't got In to see me since I as­ signed him his knock!"—Youth's Com­ panion. Tradition Asserts That the “Great Sinner” of the Bible Was Interred In France. The Inhabitants of the Provence die trlct In southern France claim that Mary Magdalene, the "great sinner" of the Bible, was Interred In Saint Maxlmln chapel a hundred miles from Toulon and Marseilles. Although the earthly remains of one of the first saints are declared to be contained within this chapel. It ls not often visited by sightseers, the Detroit News states. A picturesque old woman conducts a small number of strangers dally through the chapel. She leads them into a crypt where the skull of Mary Magdalene, lined with bands of gold, ls supposed to be kept. Tlie bones are dark, almost black. Yet the deep eyeholes and delicately curved Jawbones still arouse an Impression of beauty. In a golden shrine one sees a curl said to have been cut from the head of the saint who, with her hair, dried the feet of the Savior. The hair ls thick and soft and hup a gold-brown luster. To the question how the saint came Into Provence the old guardian tells that on account of the persecutions of Christians In Palestine Mary Mag- dellne and her brother, Lazarus, left their native country. The ship on which they traveled happened to be wrecked near Marseilles. He Got the Job. The manager of a business house was Interviewing applicants for the post of night watchman. He was very hard to please and al­ ways found something the matter with each man. One had brown hair, which the man­ ager could not stand; another squinted, a third was Irish, a fourth too thin, an­ other too short, and yet another too tall. John Smithers heard of this as he sat In the corridor waiting his turn to be Interviewed, and resolved to be pre­ pared for everything. When his turn came all went well. There was nothing the matter with him as far as appearance was concerned and Ills references were quite in order. “Now,” said the manager, “is your health quite sound?" “Well, sir," replied John, “I have only one complaint.’’ "What is that?” said the manager, pricking up his ears. “Insomnia,” came the reply.—Lem don Answers. M' Ron's Cemobsck. LODGE NO. MA L O. O, r , * meet« each Monday even In* in Odd I wow* hall. = VtaiMkw V isiting members _ ___ cordialiy invited. J . A . Reeve«. N. G. W. K. Longhorn. Sec. RECLAMATION LODGE N o. 10V. K . of P.. m eets each Thursday evening in Muck « Hall, at 7J0 p T lI. V isitin g brother* cordially invited. W H McMillan R. A . B ro w n * » . K. R. and 8 . C. C. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. FRACIS P ADAMS Jg Physician and ta r g e t» Eye» traatM. teaud ai*l UI u m Ftttad _ Office over First N ational Banft OFFICE P It O N E, n RESIDENCE PH O N E. U t Offioe Hour»: ft te IS a. m.; ft to 6 4 0 p . m . UNiv|RsiTY°f O regon Day or night calls answered promptly DR. W. W. ILLSLEY Office over First N ational Bank Osteopathy Medicine Surgery Cal>e answ ered at all hour« Office phone 661 R esidence phone Til Dr. R. G. GALE, Surgeon Location In Telephone Building The U N IV E R S IT Y of O R E G O N contains: ...... Telephone 931, Day or N ight Th e College o f Literature, Science and the A rts with 22 departments. Office Hours: 10 to 11:30 A. M., $ to 5 P. M. The professional schools of A rc h i­ tecture and A llie d A rts — Business Adm inistration—Education—G rad­ uate S tud y— Jo urnalism — Law— M edicine— M usic— Physical Edu­ cation— Sociology— Extension. . D O IT N O W Send us the p rice o f a ye ar’s ■xibscription i f you are in arrears D R . F . V . P R IM E Dentistry * for a catalogue or any information Write The fegietrar, UniOereity of Oregon, Eujene, Oregon We Need the Money Dental X-Ray and D iM nculi Office Phone. M R e .id .n t . P M a . 761 Rank B id s. Hermiston, Oregon The 48th Year Opens September 25.1923 W. J. W A RN ER Attorney-at-Law Hermiston $50 Reward Oregon Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Ha* removed from his form er location in the Bond Bid*, to Rooms 1, 2 and 3 Inland Em pire Bank Bid*. Oriental Hair Root Hair Grower Pendleton :: Oregon Dr. Theo Bel- etski Veterin­ arian. Treats all domestic animals. In­ terstate Stock e~c$«w Inspector. Residence 2nd house west of Catholic church. Phone 82-R World’s Greatest Hair Grower. Grows hair on bald heads. It must not be put where hair is not wanted. Oures dandruff and all scalp troubles. $1.75 per jar. A gent« W anted l LMOST a n y tire w ith a r a ise d tr e a d is c la i m e d to be non-skid. B u t the Vacuum Cup tread, w ith its four rows o f stalw art vacuum cups, is g u a r a n t e e d not to s k id o n w e t , s lip p e r y pavem ents. There’s th e difference— ju st as pronounced as is the'super-service you get from Vacuum Cup Tires. Y ou p ay a reasonable price for th e q u a l i t y —th e s a f e t y costs you nothing. : : : M c K enzie & lieuallen IF I FAIL TO GROW HAIR Prof. M. S. Crosse BERT MULLENS 4 4 8 Logan A ve. WINNIPEG,^MANITOBA The Particular Barber Shop at Siscel’s Confectionery H a ll’s C a ta r r h M e d ic in e T h ose w ho are In a "run dow n" condi­ tion w ill n otice th a t C atarrh bothers them m uch m ore th an w hen th ey are in good health . T h is fa c t prove« th at w hile C atarrh Is a local d isease, it is grea tly Influenced by con stitu tio n a l conditions. H A L L ’S C A T A R R H M E D IC IN E con- sla ts o f a n O in tm ent w hich Q uick ly R e lie v es by lo c a l app lication, and the Internal M edicine, a Tonic, w hich assist« In im p roving the G eneral H ealth . Sold by druggist« fo r over 40 Year«. F. J. C heney A Co., T oledo, Ohio. » !■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■We Give S. & H. Trading Stamps! SEE K nerr R epair Shop HITT H erm iston , O rego n J Our new brick shoe store Is now open J I with new line of goods. See us for a May Day and May Baskets. The celebration of May day Is ar WHEN IN English custom which originated with the Druids. The Floralla, or floral PENDLETO N games of the Romans, which began on MAKE YOUR April 28 and continued several days HEAL Q UARTERS were festivals of similar character. Ir medieval and Tudor England the flrsi — AT— day of May was a great public holt WESTERN AUTO CO. day. The young people started at ar early hour to gather flowers and haw Cottonwood and Watr St». thorn branches, with which they dec COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE orated every door and window In th» Tires— Tube»— Accessories village. In Northamptonshire It wnc the custom for the young men early f PHONE 530 on May day morning to leave a largi ALWAYS 0F E N bnnch of flowering hawthorn at the Tom Swearingen, Mgr. door of the psettlest girl In the vt) lage; later the hawthorn gave plae» to the May basket. In some place« li. UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO. the United States May baskets ar< hung on the evening of April 30. but Operating Stages Between Pendleton there is no authority for the custom. and Um atilla Improved Hand Truck. To dispense with the services of » helper, a hand truck, described It Popular Mechanics Magazine, has beei so designed that It enables one man t< handle large packages. Swiveled abort the truck and Its two small wheels If a platform so arranged that one enc of it cun be raised or lowered by dou ble levers and links. On the platform Is a sliding frame with ita end turned at right angles so that, when lowered it can lie pushed under a package, am! when »hat end la raised and the otbei end is lowered onto the truck. It 1» ready for moving. V ineyard factory 4 GRAVE OF MARY MAGDALENE W E E N ESTHER C HAPTER N *. 101, O. B. ueeday ev e n ln * o f each aeo m ie hall. V i s i t i * ___ m em i • t H:(M) sharp in Maeunie _____________ veleome. Minnie E. S tew art, W. K athryn L. Garner. S ee. — FOR— GUNS S J Leave —- A. M. P. M. P. M. 6:00 Um atilla ... ____ 1:00 12:15 Hermiston ....... 8:20 12:35 5:20 Stanfield ... ....... 8:45 1:00 6:45 Echo............. ........ 9:00 1:15 6:00 Ar. Pendleton .... 10:15 2:30 7:15 Sunday Schedale Leave Umatilla, 9:00 A. M. Leave Pendleton. 5:00 P. 1d. OAK TAN SHOE STORE ■ Sam Rodgers, Prop. ■ C O N F E C T IO N E R Y S T A T IO N E R Y A FULL LINE Krause’s Chocolates REM EM BER Bur-Bee Bars OGDEN Fixes Watches, Clocks, etc., and does it The Best in Candies News stand Cigars and Tobacco GOOD I ■■■■■«■«■■■■■■■■■■{ W m . H. O gden CALL 254 Jewel», a.d Watck anker “Ciít» Tket La»t" $1.75; $1.50; ■ J. I . VAUG H AN $1.25; ■ E lectric Fixtures and Appliances ■ n round £ Starvi AMMUNITION Schedule Effective June 1, 1923 A. M. P. M. P M Leave — Pendleton ___ 8:00 12:01 4:00 6:15 Echo............ .... 9:15 1:15 9:35 1:35 6:35 Stanfield ... Hermiston .. „ 9:55 1:35 6:35 Ar. Umatilla „ „ 1 0 : 1 5 2:15 6:15 SHOE REPAIRING ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■! — AND— F ell & Smith, Umatilla, Oregon No one has ever called John Milton a wit, yet the great poet could on oc­ casion n y a snappy thing, as an old letter, recently discovered, shows Charles II desired to meet.Milton, and FARES when he did he made the bitter re Pendleton, Umatilla to mark, "God hath punished yo» for your malice toward my father by taking round trip. $3.25. Hermiston to Pendleton, away your eyesight." “Aye,” said Milton, "but before 1 round trip, $2.80. lost my eyes he lost bin bead."—Boa- Stanfield to Pendleton, ton Evening Transcript, round trip, $2.35. Echo to Pendleton, «1.00; trip. »1 »0. H ■ i » 5 B ■ K ■ « ■ n m » » _ « • « v. . r » e » n « e l i e a x t a e « O rw a . . — ■ j — j !<»■ g ■» . O s e w e r n * w n , w ^ | I » For Hauling s T. H. Gaither ■ Dray and Transfer jj « l■e«■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■^■■■■■B■■■«■■■■■■■■*