THE HERMISTON TTEILLLD, HERMISTON, OTÎIX1ON. I d o n 't w an t you to th in k It p ecu liar If I do not raise my eyebrow* In s u r­ P ublished every T hursday a t H er­ prise when you m ake these s ta te ­ m iston. U m atilla County. Oregon by m ents. 1 have been told th e sam e H aym ond Crowder, E d ito r an d Man­ th in g a dozen tim es today.” ‘'N o." replied th e visito r, “I was ager. E n tered as second class m atter, going to tell you th a t 1 had come in December 190« a t th e postoffice a t to pay you th e fo u r d o llars th a t I owe fo r th e p ap er.” H erm iston, Oregon. W hen th e ed ito r comes to th e visi­ Subscription Bates tor h ad disappeared. F or One Y ear --------------- _ .|2 .0 0 T h at evening w hen he closed shop For S ix M o n th s ----------------------- > 1 .0 0 th e w orld d id n 't seem such a bad P ayable In Advance. place to live In a fte r all. Even though h ls o th er callers had offered Classified or Local Advertising G E N U IN E 10 cents per line for firs t insertion. no th in g b u t kicks th e man w ith th e M inim um charge 25 cents. Subse­ four d o llars su b scrip tio n h ad been q uent insertions 5 cents per line. 'n stru m e n ta l In m aking It th e "E nd DURHAM of A P erfect D ay” for ye serbe. T h a t n ig h t aB h e plodded h ls TOBACCO THE PART OF THE SHOW NOT ON w eary way hom e th ere w as a song In THE PROGRAM T here Is a certain class of people the e d ito r's h e a rt and p u ck erin g up w hich atend movie show s w ho per- , his lips he w histled lu stily , "A in ’t sist in reading aloud the titles' and w e Got F u n .” com m enting upon th e plot as it is M oral: P ay yo u r subscription disclosed. and forget to knock. They seem to believe th a t th e _ sto ry on th e screen is too deep for ! ' th e audience and for th e b enefit of I T b e R"Ka r barons wU1 get you lf th e crowd of movie fan s w ho have y °u d °n t w atch out. g ath ered to w itness th e perform ance. Since su g ar has soared rh u b arb explain each scene. T here a re a few InV lerm ison who believe'lt’ their’ d u ly l fia' ' re and gooseberry pie a re classed to do this. as luxuries. A few n ig h ts ago a ce rta in couple - — .. • ------ w as am ong those in aten d an ce a We use to th in k th a t in th is land he Playhouse. The follow ing con­ of dem ocracy every m an had a chance v ersatio n w as carried on betw een to be p resident. B u t now w e real­ them d u rin g th e e n tertain m en t. ize o u r m istake fo r everyone does ‘“T here is the guy th a t she Is go­ not know how to play golf. in g to m arry .” “ Naw. tain t neith er. S he'll A corngt and a m an who peraiaU I m arry th a t h a tc h e t face fellow .ta d - |n tlcln g upon , t |g responsible in g over th ere by th e w indow ." f()r .,Tq R e n t.. RtgnB th a n an y . "A w, h e's a crook. D idn't you see (h (,,3e )n the nelghborhood. him sw ipe th a t society dam e’s neck­ lace when she wasn't looking.” -' “Sea th a t fellow g e ttin g Into the In com m unities th e fam ily | car.- H e's the vllllan. Looks lik e j clothM-llne *" the Boclal reg ister, a fellow I used to know .” “ He m ust I hav e been a delegate to a bootleggers P a tric k H enry announced to th e I FOR SALE BY convention. He Is lit up like a lig h t world th a t he was a m arried man M cK en zie & F raser house.” " I ’ll bet th ere w ill be a when he exclaim ed, "give me liber- Ifr-lOw H erm iston , Ore. fflght before thl„ reel is over. D idn’t ! ty or g tve me d eath .' I tell you. Look a t them b at each ' ______________________ o th e r aro u n d .” "Now Isn 't th a t SUMMOyg F 0 R PUBLICATION IN NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE Just like a woman b u ttin g In w here ------ FORECLOSURE OF TAX - LIEN UNDER EXECUTION she don’t belong.” "S he w ill get In th e C ircuit C ourt of the S ta te of I N otice is hereby given th a t u n d er h e r block knocked off If she don’t Oregon, for th e C ounty of U m atilla I and by v irtu e of an execution and get aw ay and let them fig h t.” A nna M. H arth ro n g , P la in tiff, vs I order of sale issued o u t of and under A ll d u rin g th e perform ance the W ilson S. P ark s, and any o th er th e seal of th e C ircu it C ourt of th e audience w as compelled to listen to person or persons claim ing any I s ta te of Oregon for U m atilla C ounty th is sort of c h a tte r. People w ho rig h t, title, lien or in te re st In or tipon a Judgm ent rendered an d dock­ p ersist In doing th is display a lack to th e w ith in deserbed pro p erty eted In said co u rt on the 15th day of breeding. They a re n o th in g more D efendant. of May, 1923, in an action w herein or less th a n a common nuisance to To W ilson S. P ark s, th e above | the F irst N ational B ank of H erm is­ o th e r people w ho a tte n d th e movies. ton, a corporation, was p lain tiff, It tak es all k inds of people to named d efen d an t: IN T H E NAME OF T H E STATE OF | and Llew ellyn B row nell w as defend­ m ake up a w orld and no doubt we OREGON. an t, in favor of said p la in tiff and w ill have to p u t up w llh th lH class You are hereby n otified th a t An- ag ain st said d efen d an t for th e sum u n til G abriel to o ts h ls h o rn as a r,a M. H a rth ro n g ls th e holder of I of >225 w ith In terest thereon a t th e sig n al for th e fin al reckoning. C ertificate of D elinquency n u m b e r- 1 rate ot ten per cent p er annum from ed 1740 Issued on th e T h ird day of I March 22, 1922 and for th e fu rth e r tin:tii.l, 1921, by th e Tax Collector sum of >37.50 a tto rn e y ’s fees and A DAY WITH THE EDITOR A good m any people believe th a t if the C ounty of U m atilla, S tate o, >19.65 costs and disbursem ents, nn ed ito r goes th ro u g h life "on flow ­ O te-on, for the am ount of Twelve | w hich execution w as directed and ery beds of ease.” They associate D ollars and F ifty-one Cents (>12.51) delivered to me as S h eriff in and for him w ith work and w orry In th e he K.intc help ; th e am ount then d uel said C ounty of U m atilla, Oregon, sam e m anner Hint one would th in k nd di llnqpi'i.t for taxes for th e year | m d w hich execution and order of of a seed catalo g and th e S ah ara 1916, to g eth er w ith penalty, in terest iale did d irect th a t the real p roperty desert. and costs thereon upon the real prop- n said action on th e 2nd day of J u s t tra il along w ith him for a "i ty assessed to you, of which you are | May, 1923, to -w lt: day gentle render and you w ill see I ho ow ner as appears of record situ B egin n in g a t a point 1670 feet th a t hls bed Is composed mostly of ated In said County and S ta te and W est mid 1826 feet N orth of the th o rn s Instead of roses. p a rtic u la rly hounded and described f common corner of Sections 9 and 10 A t th e b reak fast table hls wife is follows, to -w lt: 15 and 16, T ow nship 5 N orth R ange " p a n e ” hltn In th is m an n er: "I see T he N orth O ne-half ( N U ) of the | 28 E. W. M., thence N orth 0 degrees In your last Issue," she xeclnlms, N o rth east Q u arter ( N E U ) of th i 3 m in u tes E ast 814 feet to po in t; "y o u have nn ed ito rial concerning S outhw est Q u arter (SW >4) of Sec hence N o rth 0 degrees 8 m inutes women w earing th e ir dresses lon­ Hon T w enty-six (2 6 ) In T ow nship East to a po in t on th e m eander line ger, I don’t see how I can w ear Five (5 ) N orth of R ange T w enty if th e Colum bia river, thcnca W est­ m ine any longer th a n I have been. eig h t (2 8 ), E ast of W illam ette Merl ward down said m eander line to a W hy I haven’t had a new dress for ] dlan, in U m atilla County, S tate o f, point w here th e sam e In tersects th e th e last tw o years.” I Oregon N orth nnd S outh c en te r line th ro u g h H e gulps his break fast down hur-1 You are fu rth e r notified th a t said Section 9, thence S outh 0 degrees rledly and s ta rts for th e office. ' Anna M. H arth ro n g has paid taxes 6 m in u tes W est to a point thence On th e way down he m eets Mrs. °n said prem ises for prior o r sub- South 0 degrees 6 'm inutes Weat S m ith. H e g reets h e r w ith a cherry sequent years w ith th e ra te of In ­ 966 feet to a point, th en ce N orth good m orning. "W h a t do you tercat on said am o u n ts as follows 32 degreess 55 m in u tes E ast 979.8 m ean,” she Inquires, "b y ru n n in g Y ear’s tax, 1917, D ate P aid Aug feet to th e place of beginning, and th a t b irth notice I sen t In among ust 3, 1921, A m ount >12.33, R ate of h ere term in a tin g , co n tain in g 34 th e w ant ads." He trle s to explain iin te re s t 12 per ce n t; Y ear's ta> acres, m ore o r less, all being situ - th a t the Item had come in late and 1918, D ate Paid A ugust 3, 1921 ited ___ . in . . _ _ W ____ the est h a lf of th e E ast th rough a m istake in th e m akeup It Amount >12.66, R ate of In te re st 1 2 , half of fractio n al Section 9, Town- got in the w ant nd colum n. B u i per ce n t; Y ear's tnx 1919, Date ship 5 N orth. R ange 28 E. W. M. She re fu se s to lis t e n to th e cxplann- P aid August 3, 1921. A m ount >15.-, he sold to satisfy the said Judgm ent Hon and Is not a hit bashful In to ll-j 7«. R ate of In te re st 12 per ce n t; and all costs. in g him th a t she is th ro u g h w ith the 1 e a r's tax 1920, D ate Paid A ugust I T h erefor, . t w ill ftt th e W est door ed ito r and hls paper. 3. 1921, Am ount >18.85, Rate of I n _ ,of th e c o u r t House on th e 25th day W hen he reaches th e office he terest 12 per cen t; Y ear's tax 1 9 2 1 ., of Ju n e , , 923, at th e hour of 2 fin d s a reception com m ittee' aw aits ate P aid March 29, 1922, Anmunl I o»clock p m ., B€n th e above desertb- him . A lady accosts him . "A few >64.66. R ate of In terest 12 per cent ed rea, propprty and all th e rig h t. days ago my d a u g h te r w as m arried. Said W ilson S. P arks, as th e own- and lnU.rest w hich th e defend- w w edding a In ta te w d ritin t h . g i up th e 9r . 7 l h<> le*al tU le ° f ,b a above de U ew elly n B row nell had th ere­ at a ed th a t she wore a F ren ch Mar- scribed pro perty as th e same appears tn on (hp 2nd da of M ay, i 9 i3 , or aX ngu t T ' ^ H Wl,h Stm n‘9h " f re T t n n '” ‘" Ch ° f ,h# ° ‘h ' r « » n c then has acquired or at the * aHparaffu Th not b e sent you war above named lire hereby fu rth e r d ate of sale has, th e proceeds of w ritte n r la ln 'y n r 1 r you w ere nol »otlfled th a t Anna M. H arth ro n g will said sale to he applied to th e sa tis­ a dum bell you v n <1 have rend Hun- apply to th e C ircuit Court of th e faction of said Judgm ent, a tto rn e y ’s g arlan ltug-m e note instead of Span- C ounty and S tate aforesaid for a de fees nnd all costs. Ish asp arag u s." T hia la h e r p art- fre e foreclosing th e lien ag ain st th e D ated th is 21»t day of May. 1923. kf WC ’ CCn ta k in * Pr'MX'riy above described and men 7.0KTH HOUSER. ' end Intended (toned In said certificate. And yon S heriff of U m atilla C ounty Oregon. to pay for It thia sp rin g , hut now you ir e hereby sum moned to ap p ear w ith H fW ” ’* day J™ *- >’ » • ” thp th in k th a t J o b w a a . , u i v X T „ m " 'p rH ,"»e2 i X ? * ? - a y " ' P ' " de* r,b *d ra ” ch 10 ° 'C,OC* i Qtyr ^ermtattin Srralii 50 GOOD CIGARETTES “B ull ” CAN YOU AFFORD 8HCD ROOF To neglect your personal appearance whe i tfur prices for cleaning, pressing and repairing clothes are »asily with­ in yonr means? CAN YOU AFFORD— * To overlook the importance of personal ty tu relates to outer garments. YOU CAN NOT— We solicit yonr patronage and agree to give yo service. unexcelled MAY WE START TODAY’ Repairing A ter .tions Imperial French Dry Ch iners & ■ s Give the Hens a Chance ■ WEST END FARMERS Nature made a hen to lay eggs. She w ill lay in winter and summer, if you’ll only give her a chance. Have learned that The Herald prints the best butter wrappers. We have th e large size, 9 ly 2 inches. Our prices are— A new, well-lighted, warm, sanitary chicken house is a real investment. It means two things that make big poultry profits— early hatches and more eggs. 100 200 300 500 for for for for $1.25 $2.00 $2.60 $3.75 Call at this office and inspect plans of poultry houses which have been designed with the “more eggs” idea. Many are buying them inthelargei quan­ tities, but we are here to’serve you all. If you want only a few we have them with­ out the name. These we sell at follows— 12 30 62 100 for for for for 10 25 50 80 cents cents cent» cent j “The Home of Good Pri iting 99 THE3HERM1ST0N HERAÌ.D S u b scrib e Now Inland Empire Lumber Lo«u¿ Phon* 331 “ The Yard of Best Quality " ■ L H. M. STRAW . MGR. Exclosive Representatives of N'atidna fui ! ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ « ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ B IS « tIB B M HU i . - . eg — iv a -a n t, u — i — a.- — BAR&AlftTiNIH r ■» eu r 1917 Touring, good rubber, $100 One with starter and g J rubber, $200 OTHER BARGAINS “ W e Have W hat You Wa. t” -to the- Her mis tc n Herald and keep informed of the events and ha, poll­ ings in your commun­ ity. Echo Au*o Con p' y WtSÎ V í 3 ? r. M ‘■ # M d T h i n * « t o B a t " We have a t all times Fresh Milk from the W. H. Quick Jersey Herd ALSO COUNTRY COTTAGE CHEESE Free Delivery The Herald CONNOR & BURKENBINE Phone 523 carries one of the bt st Want Ad columns of any weekly paper in the state. --If you want to buy --If you want to sell I F YOU W ANT T H E BEST T H E R E IS IN AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES. --If you want to trade You find the opportun­ ity in The Ho:; Id ad­ vertisements. IF YOU W ANT MECHANICS— MEN EX PER IEN C ED WHO KNOW TH E IR BUSINESS— TO WORK ON YOUR CAR— TRY N EIL A BAR­ K ER 'S GARAGE, AND YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED. i Dared w ith * . . a ' ’ * ‘ h * d , , e o f , b ’ H rst A M. " ¿ a r " tlon of ,h,# «»mmona Is th e . D ated at H erm iston on th ia 18th T ow ards closing tim e a fellow - D h day of May. , | 2J. day o, May. 1 9 is. drope In. u "M r t ed ito r." * " Pc»**" «nd papers In th ia pro Signed, L. H. P ea re in A Son I have been ta k in g your paper for '" « lin g » may he served upon the on tw o years." "Y es. 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