THE
H E R M IS T O N
HERALD,
H E R M IS T O N , O R E G O N .
ïàe High School Mirror
Devoted to the Interest and Development of the Hermiston Schools
Voi. 2.
TO HOLDERS OF VICTORY BORDS
Mr. and Mrs. Gralapp and Mrs. N.
A. Brown entertained at a most de
lightful party at the home of the
latter on last Friday evening. The
affair was given in compliment to
all the boys who have taken part In
high school activities and their girl
friends.
The house and lawn were attract
ive In their decorations of high
school colors. Lanterns and novel
dance programs of purple and gold
pennants were distributed to the
guests. After an evening spent at
cards and dancing the gueBts were
served with delicious refreshments of
ice cream and cake.
AU Victory bonds railed for pay
ment May 20. Interest on these
bond3 ceases on that date.
¡hem In now and obtain
Immediate credit for them on check
ing account or better still place the
funds in our Certificate Deposits
bearing 4 per cent Interest.
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OFFICERS
F. B. Swayz«
Présidant
R. Alexindsr
Vice-President
3. C. Lochrle
Cashier
W. L. Hamra,
Ass’t. Cashier
Cash your Victory bonds today
and keep your money earning for
you.
Act now before you forget.
First National Bank
of Hermiston
C ap ital, Surplus and U ndivided
P r o fit. O v e r $5 0,00 0
NOTICE!
T he H erald publishes
mere genuine paid want
ads than any other
paper published in a city
of the same size in East
ern Oregon.
THERE’S A REASON
WANT ADS
FOR SALE
FOR SALE— 40 acres, partly im
proved Terms, W. A. Leathers.
25-tfc.
FOB BALE— An Improved 20 acre
ranoh 3 1-2 miles from Hermiston
Por particulars see C. H. Skinner.
1-tfc.
FRESNO SHOES $4.00 per pair.
Harmon’s Blacksmith Shop. 22-tfc.
FOR SALE— Two mowers, 1 wagon,
4 horse riding fresno, stack of rye
straw, 1 gelding 8 years old, wt,
1700, 1 cow, 1 stove. Inquire of
A. F. Drolshagen, 3 miles north of
town.
33-tfc
FOR SALE— A good grade cow.
Fresh 5th of June. A. W. Agnew.
35-tfe
MISCELLANEOUS
CHICKS AND HATCHING EGGS—
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
Chas Clinesmith, one mile north of
STATE OF OREGON FOR THE
Hermiston.
29-tfc
COUNTY OF UMATILLA
In the matter of the estate of
James A. Ralph, deceased.
Notice of final account.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has filed his final re
port in the matter of the above en
titled estate, and the court has fixed
Monday, the 21st day of May, 1923,
as the time, and the county court
room in the county court house at
Pendleton, Oregon, as the place for
hearing and settling said final ac
count; any heir, creditor, or other
person Interested in the Ehtate to file
objections to said final account on or
before the day appointed for such
hearing and settlement.
Dated this 4th day of April. 1923.
Frank Ralph,
Administrator
32-Stc
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Executor
V IN E Y A R D LODGE NO. 206, L 0 . CL F.
” meet« each Monday evening in Odd FMtawe
hall. Visiting members cordially invited.
W. R. Loaghom. Sec.
J. A. R eeves N . O.
RECLAMATION LODGE No. 107. K.
«»f I’ . meet» each Thursday evening in
Mack’« Hall, at 7.80 P. M. VisfMng
brother» cordially invited.
W. H. McMillan R. A. Bi
Indian's Brand Would Seem to Have
Been Superior to the White
Man’s.
A chief of a tribe of Canadian In
dians was looking idly on while some
Englishmen were hard at work Im
proving property newly acquired from
the tribe. “Why don't you work?"
said the supervisor to the chief. “Why
you no work yourself?” “I work head
work,” replied the white man, touching
his forehead. "But come here and
kill this calf for me, and ril pay you.”
The Indian stood still for a moment,
apparently deep in thought, and then
he went off to kill the calf. "Why
don’t you finish the Job?" presently
asked the supervisor, seeing the man
stand with folded arms over the un
skinned, undressed carcass. “You say
you pay rue to kill calf,” was the re
ply. “Calf dead, me want money.”
The white man smiled, and handed the
Indian an extra coin to go on with
the work. "How is It," asked the
Englishman one day, after a series of
such one-sided dealings, “that you so
often get the better of me?” “I work
head workI” solemnly replied the man
of the woods.—Exchange.
K. R. and S.
G C.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. FRACIS P. ADAMS
Physician and Surgeon
Eyes treated, tested and Glasses Fitted
Office over Fiipt National Bank
O FFIC E PUONEk 92
RESIDENCE PH O N E. 996
Offiee Hour«: 9 to 12 a. aa.; 2 to fcgQ^.
U. S. Army Shoes
m.
Day tft night calls ai.sWered pNunptly
DR. W. W. ILLS1EY
We have Just bought a tremen
dous stock of Army Munson last
shoes to be sold to the public dir
ect. These shoes are 100 per cent
solid leather with heavy double
soles sewed and nailed. The up
pers are of heavy
tan chrome
leather with bellows tongue, there
by making them waterproof. These
shoes are selling very fast and we
advise you to order at once to in
sure your order blng filled.
Office over First National Bank
Osteopathy
Medicine
Surgery
Calls answered at all boors
Office phone 661
Residence phone 711
D R .F . V . P R IM E
Dentistry
Dental X-Ray and Diagnosis
Bank Bldg.
Office Phone. 93
Henni»ton. Oregon
Th sizes are 6 to 11, all widths;
price $2.75. Pay postman on re
ceipt of goods or send money order
Money refunded If Bhoes are not
satisfactory.
Residence PflUUh 761
W . J. W A R N ER
Attorney-at-Law
Hermiston
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Oregon
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
FOR SCREEN WINDOWS WITH US,
WE WILL HAVE THEM MADE
FOR YOU.
NOW IS THE TIME TO GET
YOUR HAY SLEDS AND STACKERS
READY FOR THE FIRST CROP.
Materially Yours,
TUM-A-LUM LUMBER COMPANY
Has removed from hia former location la the
Bond Bldg, to
Rooms 1, 2 and 3 Inland Empire Bank Bldg.
$50 Reward
Pendleton
Oregon
DR. THEO. BELETSKI
IF J FAIL TO GROW HAIR
VETERINARIAN
Treats All Domestic Animals.
O riental Hair
R oot H air G rower
Interstate Stock Inspector
Residence at Stone's Place
World’s Greatest Hair
Grower. Grows hair on
bald heads. It must not
be put where hair is not
wanted. Cures dandruff
and all scalp troubles.
$1.75 per jar.
BERT MULLENS
Tlie Particular Barber
Shop at Siscel’s Confectionery
Agent. Wanted
Was th e m ost d ire c t tran s
con tin en tal rou te when it
was b la z e d --- a n d IS NOW
But it’s easier to "negotiate” now than then,
and the REDUCED round trip
SU M M E R E X C U R S IO N
FA R ES
Perhaps It’s not so bad at that
But seeing Is believing
So come on out and see ths play.
For Seniors— they are leaving.
in effect daily between
M ay 15 and Septem ber 15
over the
union P A c n n c system
will make it very attractive. Study thia table.
B u ffa lo
D e n v e r.
164.00
SI 16.62
P itts b u rg h
Om aha
114.76
67.00
W a s h in g to n
K an sa a C ity
136.66
67.00
P h ila d e lp h ia
S t. L o u is •
189.92
76.60
C hicago
•
N e w Y o rk
81.00
• 142.40
D e tr o it .
B oston .
100.62
148.60
C in c in n a ti •
A tla n ta .
101.30
• 112.66
T o ro n to •
M
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n
tre
a
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•
10 676
127.75
with corresponding fares to ether important canters.
Final return lim it October 31st. Liberal stop-over
privileges going and returning.
A side trip to Yellowstone at small additional
cost w ill afford the experience of a life time.
Call us by phone and let us make all your arrangements.
It costs no more and w ill save you lota of worry.
F . C . W o u g h te r, A g e n t, H erm is to n
Prof. M. S. Crosse
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WINNIPEG,"MANITOBA
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H IT T
GLADYS W A LTO N
in
“ She L avender B ath L ad y”
A sparkling story of a romantic shop
girl whose vivacious disposition led her
into startling adventures and brought
her the love, silk and jewels she craved
A lso Q u een ie th e W on d er H orse in
“T rue B lue”—1 0-30c
Sunday, May 20
“TH E N E W M O O N ”
Featuring Norma Talmadge
A vivid portrayal of life run riot in tom
and bleeding Russia
A lso H allroom B oys in “G am e Birds”
■We Give S. & H. Trading Stanpte
Our new brick shoe store Is now open
with a new line of goods. See us for
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SHOE REPAIRING
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OAK TAN SHOE STORE
Sam Rodgers, Prop.
GUNS
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AMMUNITION
THE PLAY H O USE
Saturday, May 19
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W m . M c M u rra y , G e n e ra l Pass. A g e n t
P o rtla n d , O reg o n
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F O R O V E R 40 Y E A R S
HALL’S CATARRH M EDICINE has
been used successfully in the treatment
of Catarrh.
HALL’S CATARRH M EDICINE con
stats of an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves by local application, and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acte
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces, thus reducing the inflammation.
Sold by all druggists.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
A FULL LINE
Admission, 10-30c
M c K enzie & u e v m jx s
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR ORDER
The governess— oh, yes, quite so
Hears Mrs. Wheeler’s notion;
The governess, so Fanny thot,
Was stealing Hub’s devotion.
On Tuesday .May 22, at 8 P. M.,
the Senior play, «’Clarence’’ by Booth
Tarklngton, will be staged at the
high school auditorium. The play is
the most difficult production ever
attempted by the local school. It Is
highly protected under the copy
right laws. A royalty of $25 is de
manded of amateurs before present
ation. The local cast has worked
hard for weeks with the endeavor to
make Clarence the best high school
Play ever presented In Hermiston.
The players:
Mrs. Martin...................Elda Buhman
Mr. Wheeler......................... Leo Smith
Mrs. Wheeler..... „....Margaret Neary
Bobby Wheeler......... Arthur Rubner
Cora Wheeler.....................Zona Bensel
Violet Pinney.................Phyllis Dyer
Clarence............................. Hugh Fraser
Della....................................Mary Currie
Dinwiddle.........................Ernest Carson
NEW YORK CITY
OF SCREEN DOORS.
The butler, pure and saintly man,
Is from the British Isles;
But even that. It saves him not,
From Irish housemaids wiles
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There’s Mr. Wheeler’s secretary
It’s not a half bad life.
From Cora, Bobby and the rest,
She hears the family strife.
NO* BALE— Book case and writing
, oak stand, small oak table,
at table, rattan corner
walnut chair (antique),
j tug. rag rugs, mantle clock,
pictures, large oil stove, oven, oil
buraer, 12-gauge Winchester shot
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
gua, Chinese lunch basket, Chln-
In the Matter of the Eetate of I
ese sacred lily dish, some dishes
William Colby Dyer, deceased.
and other household utensils.
Notice la hereby given that the
Trice reasonable. Mrs. R. A.
undersigned has been appointed exe
36-3tp
cutor of the Lest Will and Testament
RALE— Bone grinder. City of William Colby Dyer, deceased, and
35-tfc that he has qualified as ths law dlr
ects. All persons having claims
FOR SALE— On Pxl2 foot rug. Macy against the said estate are hereby
ssettoaal bookcase. Detroit vapor notified to present the same, with >
stove with oven, and other house proper vouchers, to me at the office
hold goods: also fresh cow and of W. J. Warner, my attorney, at \
calf and yarling heifer. Mrs. A. his office In Hermiston, Oregon,
F. Warrlner. M. R. A .
35-tfc within six months from tb* date
hereof.
Registered Jersey ball for sale. Four
Dated this ITth day of May. 192$. |
year* old. R. L, Smith, Hermiston.
L. Curtis Dyer,
3 5 -îtc 3$-Stc
Q ueen E sther c h a p t u n «. iol o , b . • ,
meets second Tuesday eveatag<g*«hf«>rfth
at 8:00 sharp la Masonje hall. V ta itfig sMmhove
welcome.
Minnie E. Stewart, W. M.
Kathryn L. Gamer. Sec.
HEAD WORK THAT COUNTED
WE HAVE A GOOD ASSORTMENT
‘Clarence” you’ll hear, is a soldier
boy.
STANDARD SERVICE STATION—
With ways that may seem queer.
location opposite Herald.
But come on up to the Senior Play
SEE J.
L.
HARMAN
FOR You’ll like it never fear.
Blaoksmlthlng of all kinds.
All
Of characters it’s hard to tell
Work Guaranteed. Telephone 603.
So following I’ll give
6-tfc.
The facts and scandal of the lives
FOR SALE— Office safe. Inpuire of
The Wheeler family lived.
W. A. Leathers.
— 26tfc
Now Mr. Wheeler, poor old man,
SEE G L. BENNETT for Auction-
A second wife had taken.
erring. Phone 42F2.
26-tfc.
Tls sad, so sad, but to this truth.
That night you’ll surely waken.
FOR RENT.—Small alfalfa farm,
house, orchard, berries, etc. J. H.
For Fanny, who’s his wife you
Reid.
24-tfc.
know.
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND
Comes waiting on the scene;
INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS, RE
And Cora, only daughter,
ALTOR.
26-tfc
On Bobby vents her spleen.
ONE THOROUGHBRED JERSEY
Money to loan on city property.
Bull for sale, coming 2 years old, F. A. Baker, Stanfield, Ore., 35-3tp
also one coming 2 years old, black
Jersey heifer, will be fresh In
NOTICE OF FINAL HEARING
the summer. R. T. Locke, Colum
Notice Is hereby given that the
bia district.
20-tfc.
undersigned as admin Istra to.- of the
FOR SALE cheap, team weight about estate of John F, Green, deceased,
2600. Call F. S. Beddow. Phone has filed his final account and re
42F13.
21-tfc. port in said estate with the Clerk of
the County Court of the State of
FOR RENT— Ten acres of land In Oregon for Umatilla county, and that
cultivation; good buildings, one the Judge thereof has fixed Monday,
mile east of Umatilla. For particulars the 4th day of June, 1923, at the
hour of 2 o’clock In the afternoon
see Albert Atchison, Umatilla, Ore.
26tfc as the time, and the County Court
room in the Court House at Pendle
FOR SALE— Duroc-Jersey sows, will ton, Umatilla County, Oregon, as the
farrow in week. Purebred. Phone place for the hearing of objections
54F6. A. A. Paulsen.
27-tfc to such final account and the settle
ment thereof.
FOR 8ALE— Bay team, weight about
W. J. Warner,
2600. • Also harness and wagon. Admisistrator of the Estate of John
Ed. Haugeberg.
30-tfc
F. Green, deceased.
34-5tc
LODGE DIRECTORY
THE U .S STORES CO.,
The Senior Play
ton Public Truck for sale cheap. Have several good clear residence
Now on good gravel Job. Also has
properties to exchange. Also in
flat rack for hauling wheat or
come property. See J. M. Biggs.
baled hay. Inquire this office.
13-tfc.
Realtor.
3 6-tfc
FOR SALE— Family cow cheap, also
team of horses suitable for all
farm purposes. Would trade the
for young stuff. Also cow
heifer to freshen soon at a
sble price and terms. E.
r . P«ld
35-tfc
The Installation of the new student
Body officers took place at a special
meeting called by President Irwin
Shotwell on Tuesday morning, May 5,
The old officers were called to the
front of the assembly and each gave
a short talk appropriate to the occa.
slon. After the new officers had
taken their oath of allegiance to the
Constitution of the Hermiston Union
High School they took their respect
ive places in the seats vacated by ihe
1923 officials.
President Herbert Haneline then
proceded to dispose of the business at
hand. The new constitution was
read and accepted by the student
body and the meeting was declared
adjourned by the chair.
Hubert Stem........... „...Irwin Shotwell
The scenes:
Act I. The anteroom of Mr.
Wheeler’s private office.
Act II. Living room of Mr.
Wheeler’s home in Englewood, N. J
Act III. The same. That even
ing.
Act IV. The same. Next morn
ing.
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A bit of Act I:
Cora— “How did it feel when you
first enlisted?”
Clarence— It felt all right. There
was- nothing the matter with It
then.”
Cora— ”1 don't mean your liver.
I mean how did you feel when you
first enlisted?”
Clarence— “I was drafted.”
Cora— “Were you Just a private all
the time?”
Clarence— “Yes, all the time after
was drafted, I was.”
Cora— “What did you do In the
war?”
Clarence— “I drove a mule.”
Cora— “What did you do that
for?”
Clarence— “Somebody had to.”
To know
h ow good a cigarette
really ca n be
you m u st try a
1441 B roadw ay,
11EE SUPPLIES at the Second Hand
Store.
S1-tfc
FOR SALE— 1 1-2 doz. White Leg
horn hens, also 1 1-2 doz. thorobred THE BEST that’s grown In garden
Rhode Inland hens all good layers,
and bedding plants at the Pelmul-
also 1 thorobred Jersey bull com
<ter greenhouse. Porch boxes,
ing 2 years old. B. T. Locke, Colum
hanging baskets and cut flowers.
bia district.
25-tfc.
32-tfc
POTATOES yielded at the
rate of 400 bushels per acre on my
place last year. Through May
and June I can furnish plants of
the Nancy Hall and Porto Rico
by mall prepaid for $1.10 per U50-.
A. D. Smith, Hermiston. 34-4tp
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Cora— “Did you have to learn to
swear at the mules to make them
obey?”
Clarence— “No. No. I didn't.”
Cora— “Were you ever wounded?”
Clarence— “Yes, I was.”
Cora— “Oh, he was wounded.
Where was It?”
Clarence— “At target practice.”
Harold Lloyd » Doctor Jack
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