T H E H E B M IST O H H E R A L D . H ER M ISTO N , OREGON. ŒI jp ^rrattBioii ìjrra lò o u r h ig h school stu d e n ts e n try Into w ider fields. We a re Ju stly proud P ublished every T h u rsd ay a t H er of th e ir post endeavor an d tru s t th a t m iston, U m atilla County, Oregon by each fu tu re e ffo rt w ill equal and R aym ond Crow der, E d ito r and Man su rp ass th e p ast w h eth er d irected tow ard fu r th e r edu catio n , .profess ager. E n tered as second class m a tter, ional o r business life. T hey m ay not D ecember 1906 a t the postotfice at repp rew ard In m usic or bouquets, H erm iston, Oregon. yet lastin g satisfactio n o f d u ty done for home and co u n try w ill crow n Subscription Sate« th e ir toll. F o r One Y ear ________ ..__ ......>2.00 F o r Six M onths ________ „ .„ ..> 1 .0 0 P ayable in A dvance. PA Classified or Local Advertising 10 cents per lin e for firs t insertion. M inimum ch arg e 25 cents. Subse q u en t in sertio n s 5 cents per line. WHY GEE MANY SHOULD PAY few days ago a young man who h as reside«, in H erm iston for th e past m onth, died. He w as only 16 when G erm any conceived th e idea of ru l ing th e world. He was young and stro n g and felt it his d u ty to fight a ty ra n t foe. He enlisted In th e C anadian arm y and in a sh o rt w htls w as in the trenches. He w en t over th e top a t Vimey Ridge, th a t b a ttle field whose very nam e is a synonym of carn ag e and death . W hen his own country, th e U nited S tates, en tered the fray, he enlisted u n d er the s ta rs and stripes. A year a fte r th is en listm eh t th e w ar was over and he came home. B u t not as th e stro n g and husky young m an. who a few y ears before had left to jo in th e Can ad ian arm y. He w as the victim of a gas a tta c k , th a t m ethod of w arfare ih a t G erm any had horrified a civ il ized w orld by In tro d u cin g as a m eans of destructio n to hum an life. It had Underm ined his h ealth and last Tues day th e end came. Theodore O’H ara h as w ritte n his eulogy in the follow in g verse: T he m uffled drum sad roll has beat T he soldier's last tattoo. No m ore on e a rth shall they meet, T he brave and fallen few. On life’s etern al cam ping ground, T h eir silent te n ts a re spread. W hile honor g u ard s w ith solemn sound. T he bivouac of th e dead. He is only one of th e hundreds of young men who left th e ir home» at th e ou tb reak of (he war, stro n g and able-bodied youths, only to re tu rn broken in body and physical w recks, sim ply because G erm any tu rn ed her w ar dogs loose to sp rin g nt th e th ro a t of a civilized world In o rd er io sa tis fy h er greed for te rrito ry and prom t, nence. W henever you Hee (he fu n e ra l procession of one of these ex- service men as It slowly w inds It way to the cem etery, th ere Is your answ er as to w hy G erm an syhould pay— and pay to the lim it. 50 IO* WE CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER THAN YOU FJE L GOOD By cleaning, pressing and re p a ir in g your clothes w ith such a high degree of correctness th a t you are bound to n ote " th e difference.” We do it sa n itarily , too. CIGARETTES ASKITT “ HELPS" TOMMY Doubtful, However, if He Added Much to the Youngster's Store of Useful Knowledge. “Pa, there's an airplane,” he an nounced. "Yes, Thomas,” said P a Askltt, ab sent 1/. “Don’t touch ItI” When he picked up th e novel from beneath the geography book where he hud hidden it, uiu chanced to look up. “W hat are you reading, Thomas?" she asked quickly. “My geog—I mean er—this.” There was nothing to do but show It. “Give it to m e !" said ma, sternly. Pa looked np. “So, th at's what you reed Instead of doing your lessons, heh?" he said frownlngly. “Boy, get on your lesson this Instant, or I'll give yon a taste of the strap I” “You cun help him, William,” sug gested ma. "I can’t—I got—” "O, yes, you can, too. Ju st help him with his lessons. Somebody must do it, nnd I’m too busy,’’ said ma, with finality. “O. dam It, come along then and be mighty quick about It 1” said pa crossly. “Now, w hat the deuce do you spell hank with a big B for?” “Well, don’t you alwnys sny th at a bank Is no good unless It has a large capital?” reminded Tommy. Pa said nothing but ma snickered. "Say, pa, what are three articles con taining starch?" “Why, er, a collar nnd two cuffs," answered pa. Tommy looked doubtful about writ ing it down and took the snfeat course. He didn’t. “Why have words coots, pa?” "W ords have roots because how else could they grow?” nnd pa smiled the smile of the wlsehelmer.—Detroit Free Press. A M an F eels as G ood as he Looks C ustom Tailoring G E N U IN E “BULL” R e p a irin g DURHAM A lteratio n « Im perial French D ry Cleaners TOBACCO ■ ■ : I I ■ ■ : Give the Hens a Chance HAVE HIGH NUTRITIVE VALUE According to B ureau o f Fisheries, Sea- Mueeele A re Not A ppreciated as T h e y Should Be. Officials of the bureau o f fisheries declare that sea-mussels are. In u high degree, both palatable und nutritious. The bureau goes farth er anil says that In view of the abundance of the mus sels and the ease with which they can be obtulned, the neglect of them for table use is w asteful. It points out th a t sea-mussels are found along the coasts of nearly all the northern half of the northern hemisphere, and that there are beds on the New England coast so extensive th at the mussels could be collected dally by the ton. It adds th at many persons consider the flavor of the mussel superior to th at of the oyster; that, moreover, mussels are In season when the oys ter Is out of season, and th at they are more easily cultivated than the oyster. It adm its th at fresh mussels are most difficult to m arket, for they spoil If kept more than 24 hours, but asserts th at If canned or pickled they retain their natural flavor for months. The bureau recommends th at such cheap nnd nutritious food be placed on the market. WEST END FARMERS Nature made a hen to lay eggs. She will lay in winter ana summer, if you'll only give her a ohance. Have learned th at The Herald prints the best butter wrappers. We have the large size, 9 by 2 inches. Our prices are— A new, well-lighted, warm, sanitary chicken house is a real investment. It meant two things that make big poultry profits—early hatches and more eggs. 100 200 300 500 for for for for $ 1 .2 5 $ 2 .0 0 $ 2 .6 0 $ 3 .7 5 Indian Legend Concerning T ract In the “Bad Landa” Never Visited by White Man. H alf a dozen miles southwest of Scenic, S. D., in the very h eart of the Bud lands, Is an area of upproxlnintely four square miles. No white man’s foot has ever rested tliere so far as can be learned, the D etroit News says. The Indians call th e plot “slchl mukoche,” meaning “bad p late.” Deep canyons nnd gorges lend up to splre- Ilke pinnacles, nnd every attem pt to follow tlielr tortuous paths thus far has ended In fuilure. GRADUUATI0N DAY Chief Flaming Arrow, a veteran of "School days, d ear old golden rule the frontier days, gives w hat probably days,” In w hich ren d ln ’ an w rltln ’ Is the Sioux belief. Many years ago, and ’rlth in etlc m easure o u r successes the chief said, before the pnle face or failu re» —-these become in creas lAtme, here was the place where dwelt ingly dear as we e n te r life’s b u ffet Ute “Thunder Bird” high In the pin ing school, w here th e corrective rod nacles of stone. This wall of rock Is even yet m ore severe th an the kept out unwelcome visitors, the chief contended, nnd added th at the pro hick o ry stick, a n d drum s a more tected area Is rich In food, sunlight rh y th m ic nnd lncesnnt tune., FIow- and warmth, nnd has pure, cold 36-10w ers nnd song m ark the beginning of stream s of running water. 12 30 62 100 for for for for 10 25 50 80 cents cents cents cents The Home of Good Printing” THE3HERMISTCN HERALD S u b s c r ib e N o w -to th e- Hermiston Herald M c K e n zie & Fraser Herm iston» Ore. Public Sale and keep informed of the events and happen ings in your commun ity. I will sell at Public A uction at th e old N ew p ort H om e stead in H erm iston bland Empire Lumber Company Phone 331 “ The Yard of Best Quality ” u FO R SALE BY Call at this office and inspect plans of poultry houses which have been designed with the “more eggs" idea. Many are buying them in the larger quan tities, but we are here to’serve you all. If you want only a few we have then; with out the name. These we sell as follows— ABODE OF “THUNDER BIRD” . ■ I. M M. STRAW. MGR. Exclusive Representatives of National Builders Bureau BARGAINS IN USED CARS 1917 Touring, good rubber, $100 One with starter and good rubber, $200 OTHER BARGAINS uW e H ave W h at Y ou W a n t” Echo Auto Company WEST SIDE MARKET '• Stood T h in g * to S a t" We have at all times Fresh M ilk from th e W . H. Q uick Jersey Herd ALSO COUNTRY COTTAGE CHEESE Saturday May 19, ’23 Free Delivery The Herald C om m encing at 1:30 Sharp ■ i . ■ ■ 5 i i K a i . h x'iow 1 Single Shovel Plow 1 Five Hoc Cultivator 1 Buggy 1 Saddle and Bridle 1 Sickle Grinder 1 Grindstone 1 Set Work Haines» Milk Cans and W ater Fountains 150 Feet O-foot Chicken Wire 3 Dressers 1 Feather Bed „ 2 Beds, Springs and Mattresses 1 New Grass Rug and Matting 1 Quartered Sawed Oak Cabinet Phonograph 2 Leather Seat Rocken 2 Bedroom Roskers 2 Straight Chairs 1 Stand Table 1 Sanitary Couch 1 Wood Heater 81 Feet Garden Hose 1 Wheelbarrow 1 Electric Washing Machine Fiuit Jars and other articles too numerous to men tion TERMS OF SALE—All sums under $20. cash; over $20. six months time will be given with bank- able note bearing 8 per cent interest. Five per cent discount for cash. ■ ■ ■ F. B. S w ayze, Clerk ■ ■ ■ I ■ ■ a I ■ ■ II ! R A L P H E. W I L L I A M S O w ner G. L. B ennett, CONNOR & BURKENBINE Phone S23 carries one of the best Want Ad columns of any weekly paper in the state. THE FOLLOWING PERSONAL PROPERTY 1 Brown Work Hone. 1500 pounds 1 3-year old Thoroughbred Gelding 1 Jersey Milk Cow 1 Duroc Jersey Sow and Six Shoats 0. A, C. Wi .te Leghorn Hens. 11 months old 1 3 1-4 ,u a VZiigon and Hay Rack 1 Lip,..* „ V,.gen 1 Jog Cart 1 2-Section Harrow x Deering Kake ■ E ■ ■ : A uction eer ■ j ■ II ■■■■■■■■ -•If you want to buy ••If you want to sell ••If you want to trade You find the opportun ity in The Herald ad vertisements. R ead THE SATURDAY EVENING POST May 19th Issue Turn to page 135 G e t $ 5 .0 0 T h e H e r a ld is $2 per year, or $1 for six months, payable in advance. I he Hermieton Herald—$2.00 SUBSCRIBE NO W ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ f!