T n E HERMISTON HERALD, HKRMI8TON, G ltEG O N/
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Owing to p resen t prom ising con- bed. M any of his friends w ere g a th .
tom obile ow ner. H e bi h is best friend.
— Boston C om m ercial, J u ly IS , 1922. d itio n s and show ings a t ihe w ell, it j t ied ab o u t his bedside to be w ith
w as decided a t a special m eeting of him a t th e last. The «lending p h y -I
Published every T hursday a t ller-
the C olum bia Busin Oil com pany to siclan w hispered to th e group: “ I 1
COW TESTERS IN LEAD
m iston, U m atilla Couuty, Oregon by
The rep o rt of th e E xtension De advance th e prioe of stock $ I per fear he Is n earin g the great divide." I
th e H erald P ublishing com pany. Inc.
"T ell them not to divide u n til I
E ntered ae Bccond class m ailer, p artm en t of th e O. A. C. fo r th e sh are The new price took effect a t
m onth of May show s th a t th e cow 6 o'clock T h u rsd ay aftern o o n , A u get th e re ," w hispered the dying b a n
December 1906 a t tho poetoffice a t
in the Oregon te stin g association are g u st 3, 1922.— P endleton T ribune.
ker.— F orbes M agazine.
H erm iston. Oregon.
leading all o th e r w estern sta te s in
At th e m eeting of the school board
the production of b u tte rfa t.
A Modest Start
Subscription Kates
Tuesday evening th e c o n tract for
Oregon
h
as
3,400
cows
in
th
e
test
“ H as your new son-in-law any live
For One Year .................. —...... ..$2.00
constru
ctio
n
of
th
e
gym
nasium
build
For Six Months ......................... $1.00 associations and th e ir av erage yield in g on th e school g ro u n d s w as le t to stock to begin farm ing w ith ? ” in
of b u tte rfa t per cow fo r th e m onth
quired th e village gosip of U ncle
Payable in Advance.
of May w as 41.6 pounds, o r 1.34 V. D. Holmes, local co n tracto r. As Jerem ia h Snodgrass.
soon as th e co n tract can be d raw n up
Advertising Kates
pounds a day.
“ W ell, h e’s got my g oat,” replied
D isplay ............„ ..... 20 C ents per Inch
If all th e cows of th e sta te w ere w ork w ill s tra t on th e b u ild in g ami Uncle Jerem iah, as he gave th e off-
C lassified or bocal 10 C ents per Line producing as m uch as those in th e about six weeks w ill be req u ired to horse a vindictive cut and w ent r a t
fo r F irst Insertio n . 5 C ents for Sub l e s t associations a re producing, th e com plete It.— Echo News.
tlin g o u t of town.
MAKE them up
dairy business w ould be m uch m ore
sequent Insertions.
F ire caused by a still in 'o p e ra tio n
p rofitable th an it is a t th e p resen t in th e racing b arn s a t th e W alla
Uncle'» Welcome
to y o u r o r d e r .
time. The boarders and lig h t produc W alla fair grounds, caused a loss of
PAYING FOR GOOD K0ADS
L ittle Spencer le t no g rass grow
Proper planning pays—financially—but
ers
a
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the
ones
th
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t
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a
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up
the
p
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$10,000 to p roperly, and the d eath of under bis feet when uncle came for u
E very so often new spaper editors
Any size. Any color
much more, in comfort, convenience, sat
find on th e ir desks p ublicity from its and th e only way to spot them is tw o race horses, F rid ay n ig h t.
visit, b< fore ru sh in g up w ith th is:
and
any
reading
you
isfaction and pride. Yet it costs no more
D onatus, w ith a m ark of 2 :1 6 and
some uutom ohilr association p ro test by testing.
“ Uncle .m ake a noise like a fro g ."
in g ag ain st any h ig h er license fees
D orothy M. w ith a record of 2:23
"W h y ," asked the old m an.
than the “ make-shift” method.
may choose.
U niversity professors of P rin ceto n w ere crem ated by th e flam es, b u t
pn m otor vehicles. The arg u m en ts
‘"C ause when I ask daddy for a n y
may
re
tire
h
e
re
a
fte
r
on
h
alf-pay
usually are carefully prepared and
o th e r v aluable racers w ere lib erated th in g he says: 'W ait till your uncle
when they (each th e age of 55 years from the b u rn in g stab les.— W eston croaks.’ ”
forcibly presented.
Autom obile association ail over Professors can co n tin u e to teach, If Leader.
th e land appear to be opposed to tax they wish to do so .u n til they a re 68
Business Is Business
W. E. Sm ith, w ho form erly o p c ia t.
ing th e in d u stry more because it is years of ago b u t a fte r th a t they are
This company will gladly assist you to
Two Je w H w ere in busines to g eth er,
ed
th
e
S
tanfield
P
h
arm
acy
lias
p
u
r
taxed so m uch already an d in so :o re tire au om alically.
R osenstein
chased th e U m atilla D ru g sto re from Cohn and R osenstein.
plan
economically, correctly and scientifi
m any ways.
WE CAN MAKE
hud fieen g e ttin g d ru n k and le ttin g
A rg en tin a beef can be placed on Clay R in eh art and will tak e posses
It pays all th e taxes any o th er in
cally
so that your new home will fit your
the business go. Cohn sw ore, “ The
d u stry pays and the license fees in the A m erican m ark et for 12 cen ts a sion as soon as th e stock can be in- next tim e R osenstein comes in dru n k
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“pocket-book” and yet be as efficient and
addition. Of course a big business pound w ith a good profit to th e d eal •ventoried. Mr. Sm ith h as ow ned and
operated th e S tan field P h arm aey for 1111 Koing lo shoot him .” He put a
as
satisfactory as you would like to have
like the m otor in d u stry pays enorm er. «cording to a New York banker.
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several years b u t sold recen tly to W. Ptotol in Ills pocket and w aited for
They are k illin g c a ttle th e re for th e
ous taxes.
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Free
to
customers.
M. Davis.— S tan field S tan d ard .
R osenstein. Soon R osenstein came
B ut th e product of th is business sake of th e hides and th e best beef
in, d ru n k , as usual. Cohn puled his
causes o th er taxes to be high. A uto is selling for sav-n cen ts a pound.
Ed W ithy, form er shop employee pi8t ol; put lt
RoKcn8(eil,-B face.
Cows
b
rin
g
$2
in
A
m
erican
money.
mobiles, especially larg er cars and
of the O. W. here w as serio u sly in-
R osenstein
tem porized:
"How
heavy trucks, w ear out a g reat deal
Jured th e firs! of th e week in an ac- m uch do you w ant for the g u n ? "
of road. It is only fa ir th a t they
S u p p o rtin g p iers are now being cident in the h arv est fields n ear Col
Cohn gasped: "How could I kill
should pay, largely through license made of p aper in C alifornia. These fax, w here he h as been employed.
the m an w hen he w as talk in g bus*
fees for roadH which they w ear out. piles are not su b ject to a tta c k by the
He is being cared for in th e h o sp it ties»?’’
Those beat qualified to know, stale teredo. They a re 60 feet in len g th al a t Colfax w here it is feared his
they are not doing so.
and from 18 to 30 inches in d iam et in ju ries may ptonve fatal, ills back
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A t any rate, anyone who goes a er. A sq u are steel cap is fitte d over is broken.— U m atilla Spokesm an.
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T eacher: “ If G eorge W ashington
little way off the main avenues of th e lop to receive th e shock of >he
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The ch erry pool of th e M ilton F ru it cam e back to life, w hat do you su p
m otor travel knows th a t th e condi pile driver.
G row ers Union lias' been closed and pose h e would do f ir s t? ”
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tion of side rouds is worse th an a few
“ The Yard of Best Quality
MANY BKIDGES UNDER WAY
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P u p il:“ Get a p air of long p a n ts.”
years ago. The side roads an d side
Except for 100 m iles th ere Is ro w most of th e grow ers have alread y re
H. M. STRAW. MGR.
stre e ts liuve to be neglected so as lo a paved highw ay from Los Angeles ceived th e ir money. T he n et re tu rn
One hu n d red and sixty bridges, |
Largely a Mater of Weight
m aintain th e vrincipul channels of to P o rtlan d , Oregon, a d istan ce of to th e grow ers w as 16% cen ts for
rep resen tin g an ag g reg ate expendi
Exclusive Representatives of National Builders Bureau
traffic. T here has not been enough 1200 miles. In less th an th ree years Bings, 13% for L am berts, 7% for
“ W ell, S andy,” said the laird, “ you tu re of $2.000.000 a re now under i
Black
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epublicans
and
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fo
r
Royal
money to go around.
the Pacific H ighw ay w ill be com
a re g e ttin g very bent. W hy don’t con stru ctio n on th e highw ays of Ore- ^ H B B B H B H B H H H H B H H B B B H H B B B B a B B B B B B B B B B B B ■
P ractically all th e m otor fees have pleted from th e C anadian line to the A nnes.— M ilton Eagle.
you stan d up s tra ig h t like me, m an." gon or have beeu com pleted d u rin g
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been used to m aintain rouds, and in Mexican border.
“ E h, m an, do you see th a t field of tbe present year, according to a ro
W e w an t to know w h eth er any
addition th e o th er tax es of most
pe i t prepared by C. B. M cCullough,
plan s are being m ade for th e N orth corn over th e re ? ’*
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m unicipalities and states have been ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ♦ •>
H A V E Y O U R F R E IG H T A N D P A C K A G E S
“I do,” retu rn ed the laird.
bridge engineer w ith the highw ay
increased W h at is more— and th is is ♦
♦ stan d th a t th ere is to be no county “A’ well,, ye’ll notice th a t the full dep artm en t.
H A U L E D B Y IN SU R E D C A R R IE R
im p o rtan t—In not a few cases th e ♦ NEWS OF NEARBY TOWNS « fall because of lack of funds. If th a t heads h ang down, a n ’ th e em pty
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the debt lim its of m un icip alities
Want. Ads B rin g R esults
be tru e we should be more anxious ones stan d u p .’’— Selected.
We have a complete line of
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have been reached.
to have a good one in th is p a rt of
Every m otorist desires gpod roads,
A t no tim e since th e d rillin g s t a r t th e county. W h a t nboui il, Irrig o n ?
and kicks if he does not have them. ed two years ago have Ihe officers L et's g et to g eth er and boost, b et s
It is realized more and more th a t and workm en of th e C olum bia Basin have a b etter fair th an we h ad last
also
poor roads mean larg er lire coHts, III company been more confident of y ear, w ith a real baby show and
bigger rep air bills, excessive gasoline b rin g in g in a producing well th a n everything. Confe on. L et's g o !—
needs and more rapid depreciation on they are today.
B oardm an M irer.
tbe car.
It was two years ago Ju ly 11 thnt
“ W H IZ ” F ly Spray
Thq m otorist m ight ju s t as well tho well n ear A tta lia was spudded •J» »J» «*♦ •••
eje
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Guaranteed
satisfactory
or money refunded and no
pay for b e lte r roads as to-stnud h ig h In and almoHt continuously since «
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e r cosls elsew here. If tho h ig h er th n t tim e th e o lectrically driven d rill
questions
asked.
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OREGON INDUSTRIAL
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license fee goes to m ake roadH b elter. o p eratin g day and n ig h t, lias been
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The head of a large company says pounding its way in to th e dep th s of ♦
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it costs, depreciation Included, about the ea rth . W ater conditions whicli 4. 4, 4. 4, 4, 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 4.
$6000 per annum to operate a large gave tro u b le for m onths and caused
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Salem packers expect to process
tru ck . T his Includes gasoline, the delay have been overcome.
and handle 15,000,000 lbs. prunes.
driv er and all such expenses.
The
It has been slow work. Since last
L inn county m ark et rouds to have
com pany pays a license fee of only April u n til lust week th e d rill pound
$30,000 expended on them .
$50 per tru ck .
ed Its way, som etim es as little as four
C rescent lets co n tract for $31,811
B etter rouds easily could save two inshes In 24 hourH, thro u g h a cru st reservoir.
tim es th is fee in m aintenance and in of alm ost im penetrable rock. Sev
Oregon City to have new $6,000
addition enable the tru ck In accom eral days ago the b it dropped in to n concreto gurge.
plished more work. H o s ta le s th a t he so fter form ation and since th a t tim e
Five n o rth w estern sta te s form 44,-
would be perfectly w illin g to pay progress has been more rapid. T ests
000,000 bushel w heat pool.
tw o or three lim es ns large a tax m ade by several d ifferen t m ethods
Sherw ood gets com bination tool
on his trucks because it would be an show th e d rillin g s to be highly im factory.
economy to do it for th e sake of pregnated w ith oil. The Im pregnated
G ates— New h ig h school to be
b elter roads.
stra tu m was passed and a pure shulc b u ilt here.
H EPPNER, O R E G O N
The man who advócales hig h er lias been encountered. T his Is a very
B lachy— iFour-room school h o u se,
license fees to m ain tain and Improve hopeful sign, according to tho d rill to be constructed soon.
highw ays is not an enem y of the au - er«.
ABtoria— W arren to n r a in in g Mill
Will pay highest market price for butterfat.
Co. to replace m ill recen tly d estroy
Honest weights and te s t Give us a trial shipment
ed by fire, a t W arren to n .
N ew port— Several stre e ts to be
im proved.
A storiu— Steam h e a tin g p la n t to
be installed in A dair school.
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Are you going to play safe and get your COAL ► P rin ev ille— W ork on new h otel is
NOW at the Tum-A-Lum; or take a chance and wait " u n d er way.
SHtcoos shingle mill ru n n in g again
■ until you need it about Oct. 1st? You will want it
Troy lau n d ry in s ta llin g a
then and may not be able to get it.
* /.ew Bend—
iron in g m achine.
Oregon City— C on tract for paving
Are you waiting for it to get cheaper? Coal is B M olalla
avenue is aw arded.
are a necessity,
selling now at $1.50 less than last year. We have * R oseburg— C herries b rin g $490 to
tho
acre.
no information which would lead us to believe that h
especially when irrigating
M ilton— New brick and concrete
it will be cheaper this year.
sto re being erected liy M ilton E con
omy store.
Will you be SAFE or SORRY?
P endleton— $33.000 church to be
erected hero.
buy a good one now and have the satisfaction of
QHjf ^rrmintuii ìjrralò
2,191,200’ STEPS
Honey
Labels
A hom e scientifically planned to
elim inate fiv e steps betw een th e
freq u en tly used room s in 30 y ears
saves th e w ife a long w alk of
2,191,200 steps o r 1245 miles.
Built Architecturally Correct
H elp in Planning Free
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P O U L T R Y S U P P L Y CO.
SATURDAY
AUGUST 12
Morrow County Creamery
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During the past week many tests have been made
with the
MINER ANTIBLOAT HALTER
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W H Y NOT
has been engaged to furnish the
music
knowing what time it is.
WM. H. OGDEN
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JEWELER and WATCHMAKER
Where Pat Was
In a sm all village in Irelan d , the
m other of a soldier met th e v illage
p riest, who asked her If she h id had
news. "S ure, I have," she r-ald, " P a t
hail been k illed."
“Oh, I am very so rry ," said the
priest. "D id you receive word from
the w ar o ffice?"
No. she said, “ I received word
from him self."
The p riest looked perplexed and
raid : "B u t how is th a t? ’’
"S u re,” she said, "h ere Is the letter
read it for yourself ”
The le tte r suld: "D ear m other. I
am now in th e Holy L and.” — The
A rgonaut.
M a r m ia te » , O re g o n
A ll Singers—M elody M anip
ulators, F loating on an
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O cean o f Jazz.
"GIFTS THAT L jt S T ”
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All purchasers are satisfied. The demand will be
great. Get your orders in early in order that
early delivery may be assured.
See O. C. Y oung, R esident A gen t
T ake one reckless, n atu ral-b o rn
fool. T ake tw o o r I hie© big d rin k s
¡of bad liquor. Add a fast, hig h pow
ered m otor car. Soak th e fool »veil
In lopuor, place in car. and let him
go. A fter due tim e, remove him
from
th e
w reckage,
place
in a black, satin -lin ed box, and g a r
nish w ith flowers.
This Institution offers a thorough, practical, and standard edu
ca tiea at a coat within reach of the high school graduate.
Wanted to be There
The great hanker lay on his death
The price will not be raised for this
dance.
A dm ission $ 1 .1 0
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It offers training for collegiate degrees In:
Agriculture
Military Science and TacUca
Commerce
Engineering and Mechanic Minas
Pharmacy
Artg
Home Economic.
Vocational Education
Forestry
Chemical Engineering
It offers training also In: The School
Scnool of Music,
Mualc, Physical Edu-
cation. Industrial Journalism.
FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER IB
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Twentieth Century Tragedy Recipe
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The Registrar, Oregon Agrictltural College,
Corvallis, Oregon
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