THE
H E R M IS T O N
a t 1»
CUIS IIIAVtL ABUSES
M oney
H e lp s
No More Jaunts in Vacation at
Expense of Government.
Uncls Sam Clamps Down ths Lid
on Government Railroad Travel
Vouchers—Saving of Many
Millions Being Effected.
HISTORY REPEATS
Good years and bad hare followed
in succession since earliest times. In
prosperity and depression alike
money helps.
Firms and individuals with sub
stan tial bank accounts weathered
recent months easily, w hile those
who had failed to create a cash re
serve encountered many difficulties.
Start a savings or checking ac
count w ith us now— have money
when you need It, backed by strong
credit standing.
OFFICERS
F. B. Swayze
President
R. A lexinder
Vlce-Preeldent
S. C. Lochrie
Cashier
E. D. Dungan
Aas’t -Cashier
First National Bank
of Hermiston
Capital, Surplus and Undivided
Profit» Over $50,000
SURGERY ANCIENT ART
Were Skilled in Treating Diseases
3,000 Years Ago.
FOR SALE
FOR SALE— 40 acres, partly Im
proved. Terms, W. A. Leathers.
25-tfc.
FOR SALE— 2nd hand furniture In
quire Chezlk’s store.
37-tfc.
FOR SALE— Red Star Detroit Vapor,
6 burner stove, with oven, a $7 8
stove for $50. See It at the Second
Hand Store.
44-tfc.
BEE SUPPLIES
all kinds at the Second Hand Store.
44-tfc.
FOR SALE
Dairy consisting of tw elve good
milch cows graded on Holstein Bull,
8 head horses, 4 head of h eifer
calves, barn and lot together w ith
eight acres of land, wagon, hay rack,
harrow, m l’k cooler, filler, bottles,
cans, separator and other equipment
too numerous to mention. Inside of
city lim its, a good going business on
the Sherman County highw ay, a
chance to turn your alfalfa crop Into
money, collect your money every
month, no chance to lose, present
owner must sell on account of death
of w ife. W ill take $3,500 cash If
taken at once. Do not answer unless
you mean business.
Address all
communatlons to C. H. Vanhutton,
Wasco, Oregon.
44-4tp.
FOR SALE
95 acre farm near Lebanon and U
m ile from good Soda Springs 25 acres
In standing crop of oats and wheat
and the rest in fine timber and pas
ture. Running springs the year round
good fence and cross fences around
place. Good young team, w eight 3,-
000 lbs , wagon, harness, mower,
rake, cultivator, 30 cords wood, 5
room house, barn, grainery, good or
chard, vineyard and chickens. Price
$4500 If taken at once, $3500 do Wo.
Terms on balance. W. A. Miles, Route
4, Lebanon, Oregon.
46-2tp.
WANTED TO SELL at once 40 tons
hay on Ranecker ranch. Notify
Tom Gavin, Prosser, Wash. 46-ltp .
miscellaneous
ELLIOTT'S
tires.
TIRE
SHOP— Gates
6 2 -ltc.
THE feelin g of security Is w ell worth
the premium paid.
How about
that Fire Insurance? See the E.
P. Dodd Agency.
11-tfc
SEE G L. BENNETT for Auction
eering.
26-tfc.
TYPEWRITER ribbons and carbon
paper at the Herald office.
ADDING machine rolls at the Herald
office.
FURNISHED ROOMS' FOR RENT—
’ See E P. Illaley.
45-2tp.
LOST— A heavy stock saddle, near
Tony Arnold's ranch. Inquire of
Arlle Thompson.
45-2tp.
WANTED TO RENT— An Underwood
Typerwriter In good condition.
„..W rite to Alice Clinesmlth, city.
46 -ltp .
TAKER UP NOTICE
Notice is hereby given that I have
taken np and have kept for about
10 days-at the F. N. Burton ranch 9
m iles southwest of Hermiston the
follow ing described anim al: Bald
face Sorel Horse, about 1500 lbs., 1
w hite left hind leg, no visible brand,
said animal w ill be sold, unless re
deemed at public auction to the high
est bidder for cash In hand on the
3 ls t day of July, 1922 at the above
described ranch at 10 o’clock a. m.
Dated at Hermiston on th is 14th
day of July, 1922.
45-2tp.
F. N. Burton
CALI FOR BIDS
Bldn w ill be received up to Aug
ust 1st by Columbia district School
No. 112 for the transportation of
pupils over route approximately 10%
miles. Equipment must Include pneu
matic tire truck with good com fort
able seats, capable of being heated in
cold weather. Truck must be In first
class condition. Starting point of
route to be at Columbia school house.
Right Is reserved to reject any and
all bids.
Dated July 20, 1922.
Joe Udey.
4 6 -lte .
Clerk
Hood R iver— New planing m ill
and box factory nears completion.
See the beautiful Temple Maidens
preform strange heathen rites! Au-
««•< »tu.
Deticats Operations, Hitherto Thought
Modern, Revealed by Egyptian
Document—Shows Evidence
of Advanced Knowledge.
Washington.—There »dll be no mer
ry skylarking this summer by Uncle
Sam's army of workers at seashore
and mountain tops at government ex
pense.
Your Uncle Sam has put a crimp
In free travel abuses. The lid has been
clamped on government railroad travel
vouchers. In other years thousands
have flocked to the summer resorts on
the easily procured travel slips.
The young “swell” or “pretty doll"
on the government payroll In the old
days ran the gamut of “business” ex
cuses, and drew free travel checks
besides the usual per diem allowance
for subsistence while absent from
Washington.
Later on the usual thirty days an
nual vacation leave with pay allowed
government workers wus utilized to
drive dull care away.
Now, however, under a rigid econ
omy drive, useless travel by govern
ment officials or employees of any
rank Is forbidden.
Bureau chiefs are held responsible
strictly for abuses of the free travel
privilege. It Is effecting a saving to
the treasury of many millions of dol
lars annually.
Treasury experts declare that In
preceding years the government out
lay for this purpose wus something
In the nnture of a scandal. Every
government department has its corps
of special Investigators and experts,
many of whom want to gallop at will
at government expense.
Until recently officials complained
that the hardest work performed by
some of this class wns that of draw
ing their semi-monthly pay.
The efficiency and economy pro
gram has done much to speed up work,
and to eliminate waste time and
waste motion. Under reorganization
plans government workers do not find
Idleness such a Joy as in the days of
old.
Tills has come through the program
of reducing the bureaus to normal
strength. It has meant a lot of trim
ming In personnel. Still a lot more
will be done before pence time basis
Is reached.
Chicago.—The restoration of youth
to the aged, attempted recently by
means of animal glands, was also at
tempted at least 3,000 years ago, ac
cording to Dr. James H. Breasted of
the University of Chicago. An "In
cantation of Transforming an Old Man
Into a Youth of Twenty" Is set forth
In the Edwin Smith papyrus, the
Egyptian document which Doctor
Breasted has declared contains un
paralleled
evidence of
advanced
knowledge and scientific spirit on the
part of Egyptian physicians of 1800 B.
C. or earlier.
The Incantation, on the contrary, he
said, is characterized by reliance on
hocus-pocus. Doctor Breasted’s theory
Is that an extraordinary book on sur
gery and external medicine fell Into
the hands of a quack who was more
interested In charms for making old
men young, and who had the Incongru
ous texts combined In the same roll.
Thus In the papyrus mngicnl formulae
Jostle an exposition of delicate surgi
cal operations heretofore believed to
be decidedly modern.
The handwriting indicates that It
was probably written nbout 1800 B. C.,
and It was thought to be a copy o f «
manuscript thnt Is at least a thou
sand years older. The original may
have been written as early as 3400 B.
CL It Is thought, by some of the words
which appear In the manuscript and
which were long out of vogue In 1800
b a
The manuscript also contains “The
Incantation of Expelling the Wind of
the Year of Pest.” This shows the
widely prevalent notion which has
persisted to the present day that the
winds carry malignant plagues. The
last two parts of the papyrus are
written In a very different handwrit
Miss Anna L. Daniels, one of the
ing from the front page.
The columns in front treat of the first young women from the United
head, the month, the seek and the States, to volunteer for relief work in
spine, here the papyrus stops, but It Is the Near East will return to America
evident that the remainder treated the shortly after having personally saved
600 children In three years.
lower body.
Since 1919 she has been nt Trebl-
The first group of ten cases de
zond, the ancient camel terminus on
scribed treat of wounds of the head, of
which seven are knife and sword the Black sen, aiding and collecting
wounds. The surgeon Is Instructed I orphan children.
Miss Daniels Is the daughter of the
how to probe the wound and In case
of a severe knife wound told, “You late Charles II. Daniels» of Framing-
should have made for him a wooden ) ham, Mass. Her mother who resides
brace padded with linen (and have) i In Tolland, Conn., is president of the
the head fastened to It. His treat Women’s Board of Foreign Missions.
ment should be sitting, placed between
two supports of brick, until you know
Cripple Accumulates Fortune.
whether he Is making any progress.”
Allentown, Pa.—Oscar M. Schierer.
Case 8 deals with “a fracture of the fifty-five years of age, who died here
skull under the skin." The surgeon Is the other day, leaves an estHte of $50,-
told to operate, to open at the point of 000, arcumulnted through Ills efforts In
contusion, and “to elevate the depres business during the last forty years,
sion outward.” It is possible trephin despite the fact that during the entire
ing Is Involved here; If so It Is the time he was unable to move from his
earliest mention of It In history.
chair. Schierer, crippled from rheu
matism, conducted his business and
HELICOPTER SUCCESS, CLAIM built It up to a prosperous condition,
notwithstanding the handicap of his
Inventor Brennan Aided by Govern Infirmity.
.
HERALD.
H E R M IS T O N ,
on accoTint~oY ^6oF" ichollrsnlp that
year the average for the army “alpha"
test was 118, while the general av
erage of the students Is 131. Of the
three types of psychological tests
tried the results of the army test have
proved to be the best Indication of the
grade of work a student will do In col
lege.
02249826
HER UNEMPLOYED
Great Construction Work Being
Carried Out by the Opera
del Combattenti.
BILLIONS OF LIRE ARE PAID
O R E G O If.
no» Mora toe government spent 87,-
783.310 lire for reclaiming 394,027
acres, and private consortiums spent
an equal amount, but recovered 394,-
027 acres. This year the government
has appropriated 80.000,000 lire for
reclamation of land In eight provinces
and work began in March.
Other projects of the government
are equally constructive. Roads and
railways are being built In Sicily and
Calabria, and In the latter province
the government la building artificial
lakes to store water for the hydro
electric plants In the Sila plateau.
This port of the country being dry.
Irrigation and not draining Is the
problem, and the government has of
fered to help local irrigation consor
tiums by paying one-third of the cost
of Irrigation projects of benefit to the
whole country.
■W e Give S. & H. Trading Stamps*
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E. D. Dungan. Secy.
A. F. Beisse.
W. M.
o . o .
g Our new brick shoe store Is now open
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with a new line of goods.
RECLAMATION IZ)DGE No. 1OT. K.
of P., meets each Thursday evening in
Mack a Hall, at 7:90 P M. Vi el tin«
brothers cordially invited.
W. H. McMillan R. A. Brownsen.
K. R. and S.
C. C.
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Office Hours:
2 to 5; 7:90 to 9.
Phooo Ml
D R . F R A N C IS P . A D A M S
¡ J .L .V A U G H A N :
Physician and Surgeon
Eyes treat«*!, tested and Glasses Fitted
Office over First National Bank
OFFICE i‘HONE.92
RESIDENCE PHONE. M6
Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 6 JO p. m.
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Day or night ca ll, answered promptly
DR. W. W. ILLSLEY
W. B. Beasley
HITT
Office over First National Bank
Osteopathy
Medicine
Surgery
Calls answered at all hours
Office phone 661
Residence phone 711
D r . F . V . P R IM E
D E N T IS T R Y
Dentai X-Ray and Diagnoeie
Bank Ridir.
Office Pheaa. N
Hermiston. Oregon
Residence Pboae 781
VV. J . W A N N E R
ATTORNEY at law
H E R M IS T O N . O R E G O N
UMATILLA GENERAL HOSPITAL
Well and Modernly Equipped
Special Rates in Maternity Caws
Mies Nell
tendent.
Xammerlln,
superin
Edwards Building
GUNS
M c K enzie & lieuallen
EYE. EAR. NOSE AND THROAT'
Has removed from hla former location in the
Rond Bldg. to
Rooms 1. 2 and 3 Inland Empire Bank Bid«.
PKNDLKTON
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AMMUNITION
A FULL LINE
O ptometrist w * O ptician
c d tm o riç a iic N a t i o n a l R m l ( fUd<.‘
p h ô n e 0 0 .9 - - P e n d le tn n ( h i '
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We Want Yon
To See Us
A. D. CROSLAND
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SON
All Lines
of Transfer
TWO TRUCKS
QUICK SERVICE
Phone 785
Calls Answered All Honrs
Bandit Amused Child
As Pals Rob Father
“Army" Test* for Collegians.
That the results of regular academic
testa do not clash with the results of
Diamond in Crop.
Pilot Rock. Ore.—Occasionally • psychological tests, bnt accord with
chicken proves to be a “diamond In them, is shown by comparison of the
the rough - Such a one was purrhnsed grades made by Penn stace college
from Mrs James Truman by Mrs. students in both kinds of examina
L. E. Roy. Mrs. Truman's lost diamond tions. For the last two years freshmen
was found in the chicken's crop. The have been given the army, Thurstone
stone, which was recently lost from It* and Blnet-Simon tests and these re
setting In a ring, was returned to the sults compered later with their aca
Invariably those stu
owner, none the worse from the e x demic ratings.
perience than waa Jonah after a brief dents who made low averages In the
psychological testa were low In their
residence In the whale.
college work, Qf 07 students <Uamissed
UEEN ESTHER CHAPTER No. 101. O. B. 0„
meeU second Tuesday evening of each month
at 8:00 nharp ia Manoric hall. Visiting member«
welcome.
M innie E. Stewart. W. M.
Kathryn L. Garner. See.
V IN E Y A R D lodge no . sm , l
f .
v me«,, »C h Munday evrn.ng In Odd Fallows
hall. Visiting members cordially invited.
W. R. Ixmghom. See.
A. Buhman. N. O.
Policy Contemplate* Using Money at
Miss Lotys Davis spent several
Investment to Benefit the State—
days last week visitin g In Toppen
Reclaiming
Marsh L a n d -
■ E L K C T R IC F I X T U R E S ■
ish Washington.
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A N D A P P L IA N C E S
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Roads and Railways BuilL
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Phone IN
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Miss Margaret McPhail of Pend
zoa >. O o u r t • * . P e n d l e t o n , O r o . j
Rome.—In spite of the low state of
leton Is a guest of Mtsa Mary Jane
national finance Italy Is attempting to
carry out a broad program for the Frlncls this week.
relief of war veterans and the unem
Mrs. Roy Peterson and children
ployed by means of land reclamation
of Toppenish, Wash., are visitin g at
and other public works.
Italy deals with Its problem of war the home of her sister, Mrs. Clifford
veterans through the Opera Nnzlonale Caldwell.
del Combattenti, organized In Decem
Phone Siscel’s
ber. 1917, with an Initial capital of
The river boat Northwestern was
193
300,000,000 lire, of which the govern
ment contributed 250,000,000.
The here Tuesday In the Interest of the
I h a u l a n y th in g t h a t
opera has a social section for voca Pacific Telephone and Telegraph
tional training and placing, a financial plant extension.
can be m o v ed
section for providing credit to indi-
vlilual'soldlers or co-operative groups,
Tuesday evening, A. L. Nichols en
and un agricultural section, which tertained in honor of hla daughter,
concentrates on land reclamation.
Mrs. Peterson who Is visitin g here
from Toppenish, W ashington. About
Relief for Unemployed.
SEE
The general unemployment problem 40 guests were present who spent
continues to be taken seriously by the a most enjoyable evening w ith j
government, although there is no fear games and dancing. Dainty refresh
now of revolutionary outbreaks as the ments were served at a late hour.
result of the lack of work. In the last
few weeks the numtier of unemployed
Miss Ruby Pow ell who w as re
has decreased slightly, but there are
still more than half a million men out cently Injured In an auto accident
of work. Arrangements are almost is able to be about on crutches.
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completed for starting the public
Hugh Coulson delightfully enter
works authorized last August for the
relief of the situation, but at the tained a number of friends with a
moment the apportioning of funds and theatre party Sunday evening. The
the Increase of the amount of work to guests having fully enjoyed the pic
he undertaken Is occupying the cham ture “Don’t Tell Everything” fea
ber of deputies. The pul,lie works
appropriation is the parliamentary tured at the Hermiston Play House, '
were served with ice cream at the I
pork barrel of the country.
Signor Ricclo, minister of public Mitchell Drug Store. Later the en
works, is attempting to hold the bal tire party returned to Umatilla where
ance between tlie deputies competing a delicious banquet was served al 1
for apportionments nnd to protect the Murphy’s w ell-known
restaurant.
national budget from being swamped Those present were the Misses Edith
with more projects than it can stand, Tucker, Marjorie Logan, Mary Cur
lie stated in the chamber the other
ry, Lotys Davis, Dorothy McDuff,
day thnt in the first three months of
this year there has already been paid Margie W atson, Connie Raymond,
out for labor on public works 1,300,- Jessie Tucker and the MersrB Hugh
000,000 lire, ns against 258,000,000 in Logan, Ed Driscoll, Earl Smith, Ar
the whole year of 1914. He added chie Nichols, Arthur Powell, Earley
that although the minister of finnrfcc Mathtson, Ted Hatfield and Hugh
had authorised the expenditure of Coulson.
3,000,000,000 more fo . public lahor
Everyone was unanimous In ex
HERMISTON AUTO TRUCK
this year, he did not see where the
pressing appreciations to Mr. Coul
money was coming from.
TRANSFER
The grave depression In the metal son as being a royal entertainer.
lurgical districts of Milan and Turin
Mrs.
Roy
Peterson
was
a
dinner
Is threatening to throw more men on
PM O N B o r is o n h a r o w a r b
tlie streets, and as usual the condi guest at the E. E. Davis home Thurs
N o . AS
tion of unemployment In the province day evening.
of Emilia Is widespread.
See the hero rescue his rival from a
The situation In Emilia Is typical of den of savage crocodiles! August 5.
H. Robinett, Prop.
tlie sort of problem Italian state offi
cials have to face. For the last 20
Herati«Ion, Or*.
years the province has been greatly
overpopulated, but the surplus citi
zens hnve refused to enilgate. There
Is therefore a chronic floating popu
lation of day laborers who practically
are a charge on the state.
to keep in mind the
T h e F r e n c h R e sta u r a n t
Plan* of Reclamation.
fact that in addition to
Tlie government’s policy of public
BAKEPY aid CONFECTIONERY
printing th is news*
works is a sound one In that the
money spent constitutes an Invest
Elegantly Furnlahstd Rooms in Connection
paper w e do job work
ment which In future years will more
STRICTLY FIRST CLASS
of
any
kind.
W
hen
than pay for Itself. Instead of pro
viding “busy work" the ministry Is
in need of anything
Hohbach Bros., Proprietor*
carrying out a far-sighted scheme for
in this line be sure
the transformation of malarial marsh
Pend'©ton, Oregon
lands into fertile territory.
Since
1860 tlie government has obtained
more than 339,000,000 lire In plus
value from Its reclaimed lands. For • ♦ ♦ » ♦ • ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ • ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ A
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With her father and his clerk
bound nnd gagged nearby, three-
year-old Sarah Auster laughed
merrily as one bundit played
with her while three others
rifled her daddy’s Jewelry store
in New York city.
She gave
np the game reluctnntly when
the quartet fled with several
thousand dollars' worth of loot.
The little girl watched with
interest while the bandits hound
and gagged her father and his
clerk. Then, twirling his watch,
one robber said: “You come
and play with me. kiddie," and
she did so until the Job had
been completed and the robbers
had left with their loot.
L O D G E D IR E C T O R Y
LIERM1STON LODGE NO. 1M. A. P. A A. M .
n
m—t. In Muonic Halloa FlrMsad Third
Tuesday evenings of each month. Visiting teeth*
UMATILLA ITEMS
ment Perfects Plane Said to
Rise Vertically.
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London. England.—A successful heli I
copter, dream of aviation experiment t
: i
ers for years, has been devised by t
Louis Brennan, with the aid of the ! »
British government, according to the :
Pall Mall Gazette. Mr. Brennan Is the : f 9
Inventor of the Brennan torpedo and I t
the gyroscopic monorail.
f
It Is claimed the new helicopter can t i
rise from and land on a small roof, ! t
hover stationary In the air, rise to a 9
height of 2,000 feet and fly sixty miles 9 f
an hour. All these requirements were 9
to have been fixed by the British air i f f
ministry, which was preparing to offer 9
for their fulfillment a prize of £50.000. 9
The newspaper predicts that the :
helicopter will bring flying into every ff
day business and social life and adds: 9
! 9
“For military purposes Its ability to 9
hover stationary over a given spot 9
gives It almost Incalculable value. It !
has. moreover, the quality of virtual
Invisibility owing to the blurred ap
pearance of the rotating aurfaces
which keep It suspended In the air."
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DR. RAY LOGAN,
Physlcan and Surgeon
Umatilla. Oregon
F. D. W A TTS. M. D.
Pendleton. Oregon
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND
THROAT
Special attention'to the Atting of lenaea.
Seeing is believing.
Office over Taylor Hardware
Pendleton and
Umatilla Stage
LEAVE
8:00 12:00 4:00
Pendleton
Echo
9:15 1:16 6:16
9:30 1:35 6:36
Stanfield
9:55 1:55 5:65
Hermiston
Into Umatilla 10:15 2:15 6:16
LEAVE
8:00 12:00 4:00
Umatilla
8:20 12:20 4:20
Hermiston
8:45 12:45 4:45
Stanfield
9:00 1:00 5:00
Echo
Into Pendleton 10:15 2:15 6:15
TWO TRIPS SUNDAY
Leaving Pendleton 8 a. m. and
4 p. m.
Leaving Umatilla 8 a. m. and
4 p. m.
722 Cottonwood
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We Deliver Parcels at Way Points
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P e n d l e t o n t o U m a t i l l a , 8 1 .7 8
Station at Hotel Oregon and
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Will haul a n y th in g th a t can be
m oved
P h o n e 881 or 2 5 4
Y V H I C H is th e big m ileage
* ’ tire o f tod ay? A ll o v er the
cou n try m en are talking right
n o w o f th e rem arkable w earing
quality o f F isk T ires. T h e rea
sons are ob viou s. L ook over
any F isk tire and judge for your
self. Y ou are bound to find
extra size, strength and resili
en cy and w ith th ese, good looks
and a tread that gives real
p rotection .
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