-THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. DESTINY OF 1922 GLASS FORETOLD SOME FAMOUS AUTHORS’ SOME TO DOCTOR FLIVVERS Paul Stock« rd’s Class Prophecy Tells W hat May be Expected of Graduating Class FAREWELL IS BID TO SCHOOL BOOKS Dear Old Classmate—■ T h ir ty y e a rs a g o to d ay th e cla ss of 1922 w as g ra d u a te d from th e H e rm ­ isto n U nion H ig h School. T h e re w ere th r e e g irls a n d n in e boys a n d It w as th e f ir s t a n d o n e of th e best c lasses th a t ev er g ra d u a te d f r c n II. U. II 8. No d o u b t you w ill be In te re s te d In k n o w in g ju s t w h e re th e old cla ss m a te s a re a n d w h a t th e y a re doing. D u rin g t h e p a s t y e a r 1 h a v e used ev ery nieanH to get in to u ch w ith th em fo r It h a d been yearn sin c e I h a d h e a rd from som e of them . Gwyp Uses ’Em You re m e m b e r Gyyti H ughe-, d o n ’t you, th e so u th paw p itc h e r in th e school b a se b all tea m ? W ell you know how p o p u la r he a lw a y s w as w ith th e g irls ? W h a t do you th in k . 1 ju s t learn ed t h a t he is o w n e r a n d m a n a g e r of a b ig m a n u f a c tu r in g p la n t w here they m ak e p a te n t e n te r ­ ta in in g baby c a rta g e lie re c o m ­ m e n d s th em h ig h ly for he h a s used th em in hln ow n fam ily. May R ogers Is s till a M iss o r you m ig h t say a n Old M aid p o litic ia n , fo r she becam e p ro m in e n t in p o liti­ cal c irc le s a few y e a rs ago w h e n she d e fea te d a m ere m an for a se a t in C ongress and from all r e p o rts s in w ill be n o m in a ted on th e D em o cratic tic k e t for the p re sid en c y in th e com ­ in g e lectio n . S he is s tro n g for w o­ m en su ffe ra g e a n d a d v o c a te s th is In a ll h e r speeches. Dewey Payne is Famous D ew iy P ayne lias m ade a nanu for h im self in th e lite r a r y w orld. Hi< poem s a n d e d ito ria ls a re read I l l - w o rld over and enjoyed by people in th e fo u r c o rn e rs of th e globe. He has Doris Swayze ta k e n up re sid en c e in H in k le w h ic h Dewey Payne h a s a p o p u latio n of over 5U.000 and Harold Waterman th e w orld I h m a k in g a b e a te n p a th Gwyn Hughes to h is door. P a u l S to c k a rd H o llis G ordon even In school w as Mae R o g ers n o ted for hls k in d n ess to d u m b a n ­ im a ls, so It is not s u r p r is in g Io fin d but I sh o u ld b e e v er so g lad to have him v ery gyccessful us a v e to rin a ry you v is it me In by hom e, th e n 1 su rg e o n sp e c ia liz in g In c h lc k c.l a n d c o u ld te ll you a ll a b o u t myHelf deer. W o u ld n 't we h ave a good v isit th o u g h D oris Sw ayze o ttr sw eet voiced ta lk in g o ver old h ig h school days. s in g e r w ent a w ay Io college a n d took W itte m e w hen y o u h e a r a n y th in g sp e c ia l w ork in voice tr a in in g . She new a b o u t o u r old c la ssm a te s. w as called Io th e sta g e a n d soon b e ­ A ffe c tio n a te ly y o u rs, cam e fam ous as a g ra n d o p e ra p tlm tl P a u l S to c k a rd donna. You rem em b er S c h u m an Ile in k t h a t fam o u s s in g e r In o u r h ig h school days? W ell D oris nam o now is to th e m usic w o rld w h a t S c h u m an H olnk w as 30 y e a rs ago. You can h - a r h e r re co rd s on th e p h o n o g ra p h in n e a rly ev ery hom e In th e c o u n try . Frederic llesser James Hall Mathew Gordon Aloha Hammer Hollis Gordon Carl Myers today and the old school spirit bind us together so that a passing word or two will not shake our faith in our fellow students. Miss Luclle, how I would- love to see the look In your face when at the end of your junior year. Miss Red­ mond finds in her desk, ten pencils, nine of which you claim were yours originally. Please accept this In re­ turn for those borrowed from you In your high school career. (A very largo pencil.) You. Grace, have cut quite a fig­ ure as a school marm. so in consider­ ation I have save 1 this for you. It Is STUDENTS A1D FACULTY GET to be hung on the wall during times of enjoyment and used according to AMUSE C BEQUESTS precedent. (A switch.) Earl Bensel, I believe. Is somewhat Property of Departing Senior Class ■fond of studying so to him I have the Passed Freely A round; Teach­ honor of presenting this leather med­ al. (Marked bushwah.) ers Are Remembered Hugh Fraser, thinking you might need a few pennies for seed, I have By James Hall L ad les a n d G e n tle m e n , M em bers of saved some hard earned ones for you. th e F a c u lty , Fellow S tu d e n ts u n d I now trust them to your keeping hoping that yott will start a savings I'a ’s a n d M a's h e re p re s e n t: How la u g h a b le It is to s ta n d h e re account with them. Hazel, no dot bt. you have been above Iho g re a te s t of you a n d b eh o ld th e se a re d look on y o u r faces. D o n 't greatly worried about the amount of look so d o w n h e a rte d I’ll go easy w ith flesh you have carried so taka this and observe the magical effects. (A yon. I h av e h e re a ll s o rts of nice th in g s bottle of blueing water marked Anti- for th e little boys a n d g irls w h o h a v e Fat.) Mlac Brlerly, 1 have heard through been so good th e se lo n g y e a r s of school a n d for th e l i t t l e fre s h m e n | the darker channels thut you hav, w ho h a v e m ade th e ii f lu n k s a n d a n some trouble making your classes O. K. I h a v e som e sp e c ia l re m e m b r­ hear you. Please accept this and mak» good use of it. (A Megaphone.) ances. These have only been a few gifts. Before I go a n y f a r t h e r I w a n t it u n d e rsto o d by a ll th a t th e th in g s Now we arc ready for the senior will. We, the Class of '22 of the Herm­ w h ic h I say h e re h a v e n o th in g to do w ith th e i li.irn e tc rs an il e v e n ts of iston Union High School, being about y o u r life in th e school, u n d 1 hope to depart from this life, In. as we th a t a ll p e rso n a l m alice be la id a sid e think, full possession of a sound mind d i n in g th e b e sto w a l of th e s e l ittle do make our la: t will and testament. p re sen ts. And d o n 't be lie v e a ll you As to such estate as we are in own- GLASS WILL IS OPENED AND READ Mathew Gordon Inventor M a tt Got don w as of a sc ie n tific tu r n uf m ind a n d w as a lw a y s I n te r­ e sted In new In v e n tio n s, l ie sp en t y e a rs w o rk in g on p e rp e tu ra l m otion but nev er q u ite succeeded. B ut he h a s really b ro u g h t .h o n o r on h im se lf a n d on th e class of '22 by in v e n tin g a n a irp la n e I h a t m akes r e g u la r tr ip s Io M ars Alim a H am m er w as a lw ay s n very q u iet g ill a n d o n e d a y sho grew tire d of h e r ' ’n o isy " n a m e H am m er a n d changed it. 8 h e n e v er w as de­ s iro u s of fam e so sh e Is c o n te n t Io live q u ie tly as a m odel h o u se k e ep e r a n d home m ak er a n d let fam e com e Io th e re st of h e r classm ates. Ja m es H all w ho used to th in k th a t E n g lish w as th e o n ly su b je c t w o rth stu d y in g (I suppose It w as because lip liked th e te a c h e r so w e ll) took a college co u rse a n d becam e a fu llfh d g e d j.id a g o g lie ta u g h t Wa­ llah In v a rio u s school - fo r a n u m b e r of y e a rs hut now lie Is h ead o f th e d e p a rtm e n t in E n g lish in th e H e r m ­ iston Union Hi,"li School w h ich Is now a enm ity h igh school a n d hail n tu d e n ts from a ll o ver Hie c o u n ty w ho come each m o rn in g In I h e ir a ir . p lan e s. T he success of Hie school is duo to th e sp len d id le a c h in g of P rof. by new ones in a few years. They are preparing us for the task that lies ahead of us and are ever ready to give advice sad Information as wo need it. After all our trouble) In school are small and trlffllng when we consider the good gained as well as the pleasure derived as we pro­ gress. Many times have we wished that you. grammar were never In exist­ ence. You and Latin were our worst enemies at times. When It came to analyzing sentences and giving the principal parts or trying to remember famous authors that seemed very ln- eignlflelent to us we could only sigh in despair and try to get by some THEY MADE HARD WORK BUT way. It was always easy as anything In Latin to get the Imperfect tense imperfect but when It came to getting WERE WORTH IT perfect teas« perfect It was lntlrely another question. For those who can S. A. MILLER Mathew Gordon Reflects Interesting­ unravel and straighten out the jungle of words and meanings in Latin a I heartily appreciate the expression ly on Partir.g With Books long step has been taken in mastering of confidence and goodwill accorded ordinary English. and Studies of H. S. me by the voters of Umatilla county Some Hard Ones at the 1920 election; If I am renomi­ You mathematics are one of our nated and elected, it will be my aim By Mathew Gordon hardest as well as the most Interest­ in the future as In the past, to rep­ The sad time has come at last for ing subjects. Many is the head acho us to bid farewel to our dear old we have had trying to solve your resent the Interests of all the people ■books. We must part from our Alma many problems and trying to under, of my district and state In a fair, Mater and the books w e have studied stand your mysteries. equitable and business-like manner. bo long. And science you are probably one I will ever keep In mind the Inter­ These books have stood by us of the most fascinating subjects a ests of the tax payers, with the Idea through all our ups and downs for student ever undertook. Through you , tour long yeais and better friends we are able to learn all concerning of reducing, so far as possible, the ¡would be hard to find constantly increasing taxes. I will It is not hard to part with the the world and atmosphere about us. 'TIs sad but true! the time is use every endeavor to reduce the ap­ 'school and the teachers or even our drawing near when we must put propriations to the lowest minimum , fellow students. We will be with our school friends after we have complet­ away our dear old books and enter consistent with reasonab’e progress and efficient administration of the ed school days tu t alas! our dear old a new phase of life. As we look back over our high governmental affairs of the county books will be put a v 'y on some dus­ ty attic sh df an-' f bitten, probably school life It Is hard to realize that and state. I will strenuously oppose never to bt lit•> gin forth again In the time Is so near when we must all needless appropriations and the full glory to resume their old duties. part from our Alma Mater and all she creation of needless efftrers holds so dear to our hearts. I promise a fa! h? - u Joy and Sorrow Mixed Let It be here highly resolved that an d business like i After all book.; ate but the work of men and are of ¡hoi duration. They what we have gotten from our books duty. are tull of tr.mh.i ano sorrow for tl-d shall not be in vain but leave pleas­ (Paid Advertisement) ¡student that undertakes to fatho.n ant memories to abide with us and their depths. They come forth as iho help to help us onward and upward Want. Ads Bring Results flowers of spring only to be replaced in the pathway of life. future president of the student body, Irwin »hotwell the “Key to Success." We hereby constitute and appoint Zupt. A. C. Voelker as the sole eae- lutor of this our last will and testa- nent. In witness where of we, the Class ->f '22, the testators have to thia our ant will and testament, set our hand and seal this 19th day of May. The Claaa of 1922 'li.any prophet it s have been made, we ■will this little package, thinking It might come in handy soon. (Set of toy dishes.) To Lum Rlu a we will Mae Roger's continual gossip, expecting him to keep it shining. As we have heard that Napoleon’ Nedau was very fond of candy wc, will him this “all day sucker.” To Paul Sharpenburg we bequeath some of Dewey Payne's winning looks and ways. To Phyllis Dyer we will this patent hair curler, which was originally the property of Frederic HesRer. Aloha Hammer’s meekness we will to Mabie Brown. To Irwin Shotwell we bequeath. In considering his past activities, this spoon. Hollis Gordon’s ability to turn the joke on the teacher wc will to Kreta Fox. I To Margaret Neary we will somo