The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, January 05, 1922, Image 7

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    IN V IT E S
OREGON
THE
W O RLD
affi'■)
I N
PORTLAND
IN F O R M A T IO N
DEPARTM ENT.
1925
• A N D Y ’» — P o r tla n d ’s K o d a k a n d P e n lta n
A n E v e r -S h a r p P e n c il, F o u n ta in P e n or
K o d ak fo r Xm aa.
M a ll O rd e rs rac a lv a P ers o n a l A tte n tio n by
B an d y C la u s . P O- B og 740._________
A L A S K A P L U M B IN G * H E A T IN G CO.
P lu m b in g F ix tu r e s a n d Supplies.
P ipe
__F it t in g s, lo w e s t p r ices. >»» si. M o rris o n .
■ R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G
fO R YOUR PRODUCE
Our Aviation School
is Now Accepting
Students for the
Complete Course of Flying Instruction for the
Unheard of Tuition of <200.00. The former
charge was <600.00. If you are red blooded and
want to get somewhere write us for particulars.
214 Spaulding Bldg., Portland. Orc.
It’s True!
OREGON-WASHINGTON &
IDAHO AIRPLANE CO.,
N orthw est W elding * Supply Co.. M 1st »t
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D K L tC T R O .
t h e r a p e u t ic s
HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING.
B u tto n h o lin g -
H u tto n s -
W a itin g — T u c k in g a nd C h a ln s tltc h ln g
A ll M a ll O rd e rs g iv e n c a re fu l a n d p ro m p t a tte n tio n
E lit e » h o p , »04 M o rris o n S t.
P o rtla n d . O regon
V A U D E V IL L E P H O T O -P L A Y «
C o m p le te C h a n g e Sun. a n d T h u rs ,
M a tin e e D a lly . T w ic e N ig h tly
S a tu rd a y . S u n d a y, H o lid a y s , C o n tin u o u s
H ippodrome
N O R T O N IA H O T E L
«¿ i Æ Â .
l l t h a n d S ta r k . P o rtla n d . O re.
A rood place to Bat and Live Well.
Remarkable 50e luncheon
BAB’S RESTAURANT
S ixth street opposite T h e O reg o n ia n am i A l­
d e r street opposite M e ir & F ra n k s. T h e Best
E atin g place in th e C ity .
T h e Fasest C o ffe e
and P astry a S pecialty.
s L Cafetería
®
flnen 7 s m. to t s m.. »2» Stark St-
SHOE REPAIRING
We employ expert repair men with years expert nee
Return parcel poet charges paid. Give us a trial ml
city prices Morrison Shoe Repair Factory. ¿49 Momeon
Ws Pay Highest Prices for
H ID E S . PELTS. WOOL. M O H A IR .
CASCARA BAR K .
Address Department B
PORTIAMO HIDE S WOOL 0 0 .
IOS UNIOS M tNUI HOSTS. M U T IS M . 0 M M S .
W r i t e fo r P n c e s a n d S h ip p in g T a x a
H
J E W E L R e s ta u r a n t j E s s i& s r
fa
r a g e & bon
L . D a y . P ro p
O ysters.
O u r • S
p e c ia lty . S pecial
»p-
O pen 1# a. m to 1 a m
W rite us for prices and market conditions on
w
Potland, Oregon
^
ns ^ m *
Forty Years in the Same Location.
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MFG*.
O FV ulc A n iz b D
C H R IS T M A S S U G G E S T IO N S
C oro NA
I » t a s l i » h “ « * t
Grand Avanua at Yamhill
PO RTLAND. OW L
EXPERT
Dyeing & Cleaning
E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E
y Parcel Post Return Postage Paid.
Circulars and Pricea.
Write for
The
P ersonal W r it in g
M a c h in e
W e ig h t » lbs.
P ric e »50 00. ras e In cluded
FsM II I'» T»ke vH. 7— fw— ri». »-—W e.
O R E G O N T Y P E W R I T E R C O ..
M - A 6th 8 L . P o rtla n d . O regon .
W r it e fu r fo ld e r.
m
« ¿ f. 7 fg
RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING
DEVICES.
'4 / Your Beck and Call”
<*e Odiar“
Old Carpets Worth Money!
B rin g th e m to us In y o u r a u to
o r send th e m p a rc e l post.
In ­
s tea d o f b u y in g n e w rugs, la ­
dies, s ave y o u r old c arp e ts , rugs
an d w oolen c lo th in g .
L e t us
m a k e ne w rugs fo r you.
The
o ldest and best equipped f a c ­
to r y . F l u f f an d rag rugs w nypn.
a ll sixes; c arp e ts r e f it t e d ; ir la
rugs s te a m cleaned, $1 50. W h e n
you g e t to to w n . Phone E. 3580
N O RTH W EST RUG CO .
E . E ig h th S L , P o rtla n d , O r.
The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp’y
Wholesale Dealers in
F A N C Y F R U IT S end FA R M PRODUCE
M l Front Street. Portland. Oregon.
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Our Motto b to Flense YOU.
THE NEW AMERICAN HOTEL
127 Light, Airy Rooms, 50c, 75c,
<1.00 and <1.50.
» 2 N. 3d. SL. Cor. Flanders. Portland. Ore.
ED. F. G O D D A R D . M gr. Phone Bdy. 1975
Y
u r r
T o
ou
i
O
il
v rii
tro u b le and P iston tro u b le
w ill end w h e n w e In s ta ll
E. C. LONG NON-EX­
PANDING PISTONS
For pleasure cere, trucks
and tractors.
GUARANTEED
THERE'S
ANOTHER
DENT
D en ts and blem ishes on y o u r c ar cae be
rem oved end w e e re th e boys to de It .
W h y ? Because we specialise In th a t k ind
o f w o rk .
W e also re p a ir ra d ia to rs sad
c a rry L ib e rty R a d ia to r cores la stock. A ll
w o rk gu aranteed.
H A N S L M A IR A C RABB
1090 E a s t Y a m h ill S t., P o rtla n d
d . E. D U R H A M , th e r e a d e r M as
99 N o rth l l t h 8».
P ortlan d . Ora.
STO C K T H A T C R O W S
" A M o d e ra te P ric e d H o te l o f M e r it ”
le s t stock t h a t can be raised a t a p rice
j w ill lik e to pay.
W r it e or calL
T h e V i l l a N u r s e r ie s
D N o . 1, M o n ta v llla S ta ., P o rtla n d ^ O r
r MOUTH THH»
BROOKE
CO. "
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t o - ’- ’ « - vmrwm-
W TUNi
C U T R A T E M A IL ORDER D.RV ? ° iSTSmH-r
Do you s u ffe r fro m A s th m a ? I f »o, o rd e r
i b o ttle
. ..
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.
L a n a d a le ’a A s th m a R em edy
Sold u n d e r M o n e y B ac k G u a ra n te e
Guaranteed Nursery Stock
r
W e h a v e g o t Just w h a t you w a n t C a ll
w r it e fo r prices.
R u s s e llv ille N u rs e ry Co.
H . A L E W IS . Prop
M o n ta v llla S ta .. P o rtla n d . O regon
R A IN IE R
D r a B a k e r a n d Olson. »17 D e k u m B ldg.
C L E A N I N G A N D D Y E IN G
F o r re lia b le C le a n in g a n d
D y e in g s erv ic e send parcels to
us.
W e pay r e tu rn postage.
In fo r m a tio n a n d prices g iv e n
upon request.
_
EN’ K E 'S C I T Y D Y E W O R K S
E s ia u .is h e d 1»»U _________
P o rtla n d
C U T F L O W E R » A F L O R A L D E S IG N «
C la rk s B ro s., F lo ris ts , 187 M o rris o n SL
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N A E V E N IN G
O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n
C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a nd W a sh. P O R T L A N D
D O O R » A N D W IN D O W S
W e can sell you D oors, W in d o w s , R o o t­
in g , P a in t, C lass a n d B u ild e rs ' H a r d w a r e
d ire c L W e a re m a n u fa c tu r e r s W r it e fo r
prices b e fo re bu yin g .
H e a c o c k Sash A
D oor C o.. »1» F ir s t S L . P o rtla n d -_________
O R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N
C h ro n ic diseases a s p e c ia lty . D r . W . N .
A lle n . »02 R a le ig h B u ild in g .
E M B R O ID E R IN G A N D P L E A T I N G —
A cc o rd in o side a n d box P le a tin g . H e m ­
s titc h in g , B u tto n s C overed. B ra id in g , etc.
K . S te p h a n s , 219-2U-21 P ltto c k B lo c k .
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
C om m e r c ia l Ir o n W o rk A 7 tk A M ad i s o n
H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
D a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., I l l E.
7«th S L N . F lo o rs e le c tric sanded.
H O R SES. M U L E S B O U G H T, SOLD
C ro w n S tables, lu c ., 285 F r o n t S L , P o r t ­
la n d , O re. H o rse s an d m ules fo r sals or
h ire . S pecial r a le s to loggers a nd con­
tr a c t o r s
W it h or w ith o u t harness.
P h illip S u e tte r. Pres.__
U . 8 . S T A B L E S , 365 U n io n A v e . D r a f t
horses bough t a n d sold.
C. L . C h a p p e ll. 1»4 F r o n t S L________ _
T d A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN G
T h e C a lla n School, o n ly recognized
school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d u u e ra -
tors a lw a y s In d e m an d . 406 A r tis a n s B lfl< .
M A C H IN E R Y
t
Send us y o u r In q u irie s fo r a n y t h in * in
Ir o n o r W o o d w o rk in g M a c h in e ry , b o g g in g ,
b a w m ill. C o n tra c to rs ’ E q u ip m e n t, Lo co ­
m o tiv e s , B o ilers , E n g in e s , C ru sh ers , H a ll,
C am e, B e ltin g , etc. B u r k s M a c h in e ry Co.,
62k
H W a K llw
y E x c h a n g e a B r ldg
9
40
J
4 Ì9 » a
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t w e ., i • P o r tla n d, O r .
HOTEL
b t o S lM s s lt o
12» «-tA SL.f-H-4.fc»
Very Centrally Located. Convenient to xO
Depots, and one Mock from einto PsstoAce
D R . G. E. W A T T S
212 Oregonian Bsilding.
PORTLAND. OREGON
S P E C IA L IS T
Female and Rectal Troubles and
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
P IL E S
F I S T U L A . F IS S U R E . It c h ­
in g a n d a ll o th e r r e c ta l
ro n d llio n s except C a n c e r
p e rm a n e n tly cured w it h ­
o u t a s u rg ic a l op eration .
M y m eth o d o f tr e a tm e n t
saven th e tissue In ste a d of
d e s tro y in g I t
I t Is p a in ­
less. re q u ire s no a n e s ­
th e tic an d is p e rm a n e n t.
T h e r e is no c o n fin e m e n t
to bed. no In te rfe re n c e
w ith business n r social engagem ents.
I
g u a ra n te e a c u re or w ill re fu n d y o u r fee.
C a ll or w r ite fo r b o o k le t
M e n tio n th is
p a p e r w h e n w r itin g .
DR. C. J. D EA N
HOTEL CLIFFORD
E a s t M o rris o n 8 t ., a t E a s t S ix th , th e
P rin c ip a l E a s t Elds H o te l. 6 m in u te s fro m
Sho pping D is tric t. F o u r blocks fro m S. P.
E a s t Side S ta tio n .
Glen H aven Rest H om e
P a tie n ts o r old people
m a y secure a hom e fo r
life a t f la t ra te . A q u ie t
ho m e
fo r
conv a le s ce n t
an d c h ro n ic p a tie n ts
_ _ _ _ _ ___S p e c ia l d ie t a n d t r e a t ­
m e n ts a p p lie d as p h ys ic ia n s d ire c t. B a ttle
C re e k m ethods.
Id e a l H o m e - L ik e S u r ­
roun din gs. 115 E . 28th S t., a t A ld e r.
P hone E a s t 4222
P o rtla n d . O regon
F ir e P r o o f a n d M o d e r n
RITZ HOTEL
P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N S T S .
Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popstar
Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district.
F R A N K A. C L A R K . Prop.,
formerly with Clyde Hotel.
E y e s E x a m in e d .
C l a s s e s F itte d .
2 0 % o f f u n t il J a n u a r y , un a ll
m e rc h a n d is e an d glasses.
B rin g th is ad.
C la r k e -B r o w e r O p tic a l C e.
1 12 H 8 lz t h 8 L
P o rtla n d
roo O “AINT
a ....
N e w roofs a n d r e p a ir in g done.
You ng
a nd W ooda. Il l/» E C a ru th e rs 8 L
M O N U M E N T » — K . * d a nd P in e Ste.
O tto S c h u m a n n U ra n tte dc M a r ble W o rks.
M O TO RCYCLES A N D PARTS
A ll m akes.
E a s y te rm s
E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E C O .
44-4» G R A N D A V E .
PERSONAL
M A R R Y I F L O N E L Y ; fo r res u lts , t r y m e ,
beet a nd m ost successful " H o m e M a k e r ; ’
h u ndreds ric h w ish m a rria g e soon, s t r ic t ­
ly c o n fid e n tia l; m ost re lia b ls ; y e a rs of
e x p e rie n c e , d e s c rip tio n s free. "T’he S uc­
cessful C lu b ."
M re . N A S H , B ox , M S,
O A K L A N D , C A L I F O R N I A _______________
P IP E R E P A IR IN G
OIUL’C R e p a ire d b y e x p e rta
r lr E A 5
Shop, 272 W ash.
P O R T L A N D C H O E R E P A IR S , M A IL ’E M
M o d e l Shoe R e p a ir, 27» W a s h in g to n 8 L
D a v is
B ro a ,
A m e ric a n
S h o e m a k e ra
108 4 th B t _________________ ________________
P R U N E T R E E S ir p R U N E T R E E S lfl
B e fo re b u y in g else w h e re see u a C o lu m b ia
N u rs e ry C o., 1490 U n io n A v e ., P o rtla n d .
P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S
_
S m ith , L o n g .S tev e n a o n , »10 B u s h - L a ne B ig
RAZOR B L A D E S R E S H A R P E N E D
R azo rs grou nd a nd honed. M a ll s a fe ty
blad es tod ay. T h e G rin d e r, »7$» S ix th 8 t
S in g le 10c; D oub le 15c. K axors G rou nd
a n d H o n e d . B a c k lund k flon, 10» W . P a rk
S a fe ty R a z o r Mam. 146$» Id S t , Portland?
S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R
W e h elp th e a p p e a ran ce o f w om en.
T w e n t y - t w o in c h s w itc h o r tr a n s fo rm a ­
tio n , v a lu e *7.»0, p ric e »2.45.
400 to 412 D
r e k u m B ldg .
S C H O O L O F W E L D IN G
O ffic ia lly recog nized by s ta te a n d fe d ­
e ra l board a s T h e place to le a rn w e ld in g
a ll m e ta ls . C o m m e rc ia l School o f W e ld -
ing, 611 E a s t G ra n t, C or, l l t h , P o rtla n d .
S IL O S A N D W A T E R T A N K S
N a tio n a l T a n k A P ip e Co., P o r tla nd.
T Y P E W R I T E R S — N E W O R R E B U IL T
R e b u ilt T y p e w r it e r Co., 204 O a k S t r e e t __
V E T E R I N A R I A N — C a ttle a S p e c ia lty
O r. Chas. M . A nderso n, K e n to n . P o rtla n d .
W A N TE D AGENTS—
P e rm a n e n t p ro fita b le p a y in g business
fo r m en a nd w o m e n a g e n ts to s ell th e
O r ig in a l R e n u llfe V io le t K a y . V io le t R a y
H e a d q u a rte rs , 426 W a s h . S L , P o rtla n d .
W e d d in g B ouquets ~ a h d ~ P u h e ra r Pieces
L u b lln e r F lo ris ts , 348 M o rris o n S L _______
W a it e r S ystem o f S u g g e stive T h e r a p y
D r. T . W . A y e rs , 715 D e k u m _ B ld g .__
W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T I N W A R E
P o rtla n d T in w a r e M fg . C o , 47 F ir s t SL
E x p e rt advice on an y
INCOME
TAX
______
In co m e
la x
piuuleina.
S e v e ra l
years*
a c tu a l
e xp e rien ce in G o v e rn *
D D flR I C M P m e rit B u re a u s is o ffered
■ llU D Lie RIO those u n ab le to v is it o u r
o ffice .
S ta te y o u r tro u b le s b r ie fly and
send in w ith >1 an d w e w ill r iv e you h o n ­
est to goodness advice. I t w ill p a y you to
g e t in touch w ith us now . E . J. C u r tin ,
Room 608 L e w is B ld g ., P o rtla n d , O regon .
12 PA SSEN G ER B U SSE S
FOR SALE
On account of changing our sight seeing equip­
ment to 7 passenger touring cars, we w ill sell
three 12 passenger busses at a bargain, w ith lib­
eral terms.
TYRRELL TRIPS CO., Ine.
125 Sixth StroaL
P O R T L A N D . ORP
DIFFERENT PAVEMENT COSTS
Figure» Olven on Various Kind» of
Surfaolngs Used In Test Mads
In Pennsylvania.
flS O
Tbs costs of various kind» of sur­
facing» on 8.41 mlloa of road forming
part of a teat road bnllt In 1912-1913
by the bureau of highways, Philadel­
F ir e P ro o f and M o d ern
phia, are now available. Twenty-six
N E W H O U S T O N H O T E L sections were laid, of which six were
C. 8. R ic h a rd s o n , M a n a g e r
bituminous macadam mixed method,
W e e k ly R a le s to P e rm a n e n t U u e ata
S ix th a n d E v e r e tt S t r e e t ., T h re e B locks eight bituminous penetratloe macad­
fro m N e w P o a to ffice , F o u r B locks fro m
am, five of concrete base with a bi­
U n io n D e p o t, P o rtla n d . O re .
tuminous top. seven vitrified brick, says
Engineering News-Record. Averaging
IT S JUST A SMALL BOOK the
first coat. Interest at 4 per cent for
o f 18 page».
••O rn a m e n ta l P la n ta fo r
l-jin d ac a p a P la n tin g " la e a g e r to a c q u a in t seven years, and the maintenance, the
you w ith th e best v a rie tie s o f p la n ts fo r total coat January 1, 1920, was <1.7738
la nd scape use.
per square yard for bltnmlnons macad­
B U T I T ’S W O R T H A S K IN G F O R
B ecause i t g iv e s sound a d v ic e on th e am penetration aedlona, as compared
s u b je c t o f d e v e lo p in g th e ho m e g ro u n d s
with <2.0778 for bituminous mixed
The Weed Landscape Nursery method macadam. 0.0008 for concrete,
Beaverton, Ore.
and <3.6100 for brick.
» ♦ » 9 9 » ••••••♦ ♦ ••••♦ ••♦ * •<
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By JOHN BLAKE
s
CLOTHES, CONFIDENCE
ARK TWAIN could afford to In­
dulge his delight In unusual
and fantastic clothes. He was
a genius.
If John D. Rockefeller chose to
walk down Broadway In a suit of blue
Jeans it would not affect hla financial
standing, although It might create sur­
prise, for his custom 1» to dress him­
self rather neatly.
Russell Sage wore the same straw
hat for 15 years, and was able at
the same time to get more Interest
on a thousand-dollar Investment than
almost anybody else In Wall street
But Sage was an exception. And
when he was Just out of Troy, begin­
ning his long climb In New York, he
dressed more carefully.
The Importance of good clothes is
the confidence they Inspire, not only
In the wearer but In those with whom
he comes into contact.
The well-dressed man Impresses
others with a belief In hls competence.
The man in rusty coat and baggy
trousers Is viewed with an eye of
suspicion.
“If he is able, why doesn’t he dress
well 7” asks the world.
To the Job seeker nothing Is so
much of an asset as a prosperous ap­
pearance.
He need not be dressed as the
writer of the fashlons-for-men col­
umns would dictate, but hls clothes
should be whole and clean, and not
three or four years behind the style.
One reason for this Is that compe­
tent men usually take a pride In their
personal appearance and dress well.
And the world takes Its Impressions
from custom. It Is not customary for
a bookkeeper or clerk to be shabby.
Therefore a shabby bookkeeper or
clerk is looked upon as lacking In
ability.
Of course dressing too well Is as
bad as dressing too poorly. The flash­
ily clad youth who wears cheap Imita­
tions of ultra-stylish garments Is
usually set down as a tin-horn gam­
bler, or a horse-race follower, and
stands a small chance of getting any
gci d Job.
But the youth who is careful about
buying and keeping hls clothes, and
who looks as well as he can, will get
at least consideration.
After that,
provided there Is any Job to get,
whether he gets It or not, depends
upon hls manner. And hls manner Is
surely to be more Impressive If he Is
well dressed than If he Is shabbily
clad.
M
(C o p y rig h t.)
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Book
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T b it It the ,o tp « l ot labor— ring It, F t b e lli
of tbo k ir k —
Tho Lord of Love otm o down from above,
to live w ltb tho men who work.
Thia It th e roe, H t planted hero In the
thorn-cureed to ll—
H eaven I t b le it w ith p e rfio t re tt, but the
b littin g o f e arth la toll.
— H BN R T VAN D T U .
CHILDREN'S LUNCHEON8
M ULE
ie broken vertebrae were net while
was unconscious. and the oncceos
the operation has not been deter-
DROPS
DEAD;
East Liverpool. O.—Ira Hazen, fifty,
stable boea. met hls death when hls
favorite mule, growing tired of life,
iventor has patented a «Imple flopped over, and In hla fall carried
hold a carpenter’s rule on the Mr. Hazen down with him. Unable
to extricate lilmself or remove the
of a garment.
KILLS
T
Klamath Falls.—The city treasurer
was notified recently that the <65,000
refunding bonds, voted at the recent
special election, had been sold In Port­
land at 93 and accrued interest.
R e d C ro s s
BALL
Everyone I—
Rich in love and
Rich in fun,
Y oung and old, and sire and goal
Everyone by
V ale or hill,
Everyone
R ejoicing atfll—
Young and old, w hat land
O r tongue,
N ever old and
Ever young I
BLUE.
I
I t needed in e v e ry departm ent o f house­
k eep ing. E q u ally good f o r tow els, table
linen, theete end p illo w case,. Grocer,
1
Enterprise. — Preparations for the
annual convention of the Oregon Cat­
A Sura Reminder.
q
tle and Horse Raisers’ association In
Perhaps the most original sugges­
Enterprise next May were made at tion for a “reminder” was that of the
meetings Tuesday and Wednesday.
little boy whose grandmother had for­
Oregon City.—State teachers' exam­ gotten his birthday present the year
inations In Clackamas county were before. She wished to know what she
concluded Saturday, when a class of could do in order that she should not
41 local instructors took work In the forget It again. “You might put your
various subjects required under the teeth In upside down,” said the boy.
state laws.
Lines to Be Remembered.
Hood River.—Ice floes In midstream
of the Columbia here, so thick last
week as to Interrupt ferry service,
ceased Monday, as the result, river
men say, of a jam at Memaloose Is­
land. A passenger ferry was operated
and continued service with a small
launch, although appearance of float­
ing ice Indicated the breakup of the
jam.
He who calls In the aid of an equal
understanding doubles hls own; and
he who profits by a superior under­
standing raises his powers to a level
with the height of the superior under-
standing that he unites with.—Ed­
mund Burke.
Toledo.—Mr. Stephens, general su­
perintendent of the Pacific Spruce
company’s big mill, the starting of
which was announced recently, is In
Toledo in company with Mr. Swann,
designer of the mill, and has been
busy planning the changes necessary
to transform the mill, which was built
for the production of aeroplane spruce,
into a commercial mill.
An Arizona entomologist claims to
have discovered usefulness In the chlg-
ger. We don’t know what It is, but
our guess is that the chigger exists
solely for the purpose ot giving people
something to do when they might oth­
erwise be comfortably doing nothing.
Monmouth. — An explosion caused
from frozen water pipes wrecked a
steel range in the home of J. J. Wil­
liams, city recorder, Saturday morn­
ing and did considerable damage. The
range was twisted out of shape and
fragments of castings were hurled In
every direction, smashing the three
kitchen windows, demolishing a door
and penetrating walls and ceiling. An
oil stove standing nearby was demol­
ished.
Why It Exists.
Cuticura for Pimply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off In five minutes with Cuti­
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don’t fall to In­
clude Cuticura Talcum.—Adv.
Not Always
So.
If you’re right, what the other fel­
low thinks doesn’t matter,” says an
exchange. Tell that to the motorist
who has run foul of the traffic cop.—
Boston Transcript.
Hood River. — The Apple Growers’
association has instructed its mem­
bers to pack all Newtown apples
smaller than 234 sizes, the limit up
to this time on fruit received by the
cooperative agency. “We have Just
received word from our European rep­
resentatives,” said A. W. Stone, man
sized Newtowns will bring returns
ager, “that in their opinion the smaller
that will make profitable their ship­
ment.”
Moral: Take a Chance.
The man who tries his best will not
always win, but he will win oftener
than the man who doesn’t try except
when he knows he will win.—Boston
Transcript.
“Squaring the Circle.”
Efforts to "square the circle” date
back to remote antiquity. The prob­
lem is discussed in the oldest mathe­
matical document extant, the Rhind
Hood River.—Carlot shipments of Papyrus, the date of which Is about
apples from the Hood River valley 2000 B. C,
this year will exceed harvest estim­
ates. Up to Monday night a total of
The 8ame Light and Measure.
2128 cars had been shipped from here
Reason, like the sun, Is common to
and it is estimated that about 750 cars
all; and It is for want of examining
remain. Two hundred and twenty-six
all by the same light and measure,
cars were shipped the past week. Es­
that we are not all of the same mind;
timates made before harvest began
for all have It to that end, though all
placed the shipments at 2500 cars.
do not use It so.—William Penn.
Thia was increased to 2700 cars in
early November.
Poets and the People.
Salem.—Bounteous dinners, special
The reputation of the great poets
mualcal programmes and other enter­ has not been made by the scholarly
tainment features appropriate for the critics, chiefly, but rather by the plain
people of their own time or of the
occasion marked the observance of
years immediately following—Brander
Christmas at the several state Insti­ Matthews.
tutions located In and near Salem. At
the state hospital the 1850 patients
Crabby.
sat down to a turkey dinner at noon,
A Kentucky court holds that a man
followed by a mualcal programme in
who kisses his sweetheart on a street
the auditorium. A moving picture
car is guilty of a misdemeanor. But
programme featured the day's featlvl
who Is going to be crabby enough to
ties at the state penitentiary, followed
file a complaint, If the girl doesn’t?
by a dinner fit for a king.
LYRICS OF LIFE
M AN
eral days, and tbs stable boas was
treating him for some apparently un­
important trouble when the animal,
without notice, fell over, carrying Mr.
Hazen with him. In the small stall
Mr. Hazen had little chance te f r t
ont of the dying male's way,
Salem.—Anthon Anderson, owner of
120 acres of land near Grant, Mont.,
was the lone occupant of the city Jail
here Christmas night.
HE luncheon problem affects a
large per cent of the American
homes. The mother wishes to
furnish to her child a large amount
of nourishment with the least tax upon
the digestive system, as study comes
so soon after the luncheon Is eaten.
For the little kindergarten child the
ten o'clock lunch should be very light,
usually composed of fruit. A sandwich
with date and apple filling, or banana
and chopped nut meats Is delicious.
A bunch of grapes with a sandwich,
fig and walnuts chopped as sandwich
filling, and a pear or apple, these are
all good and suggestive of other good
combinations.
By using sweet sandwiches with
frnlt or gweet dried frnlts the child
will not have such a craving for sweeta,
A little candy Is good properly eaten
Salem.—In case the Oregon supreme
at the proper time, but In the lunch
baskets, usually that goes first and court holds that 15 votes constitute a
the appetite Is spoiled for more sub­ constitutional majority ot tne senate
stantial foods.
when the body la composed of 29 mem
bera as at the present time, three mat­
ters of Importance will be referred to
C sp rris h t, 1»»1, W estern Newspaper Union.
the voters of the state at a special
election to be held May 19. The mat
ters to be referred to the voters In
elude a resolution authorizing an ad
ditlonal gasoline tax of one cent a
gallon to finance the 1925 exposition
a resolution allowing Benton and Linn
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
counties to levy special taxes to re­
deem outstanding warrants, and an
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONEI enabling act approved by the senate
which Is Intended to put the fair ma­
Merry Christmas,
chinery In motion.
Castle hall or
Humble cot.
Rich in wealth,
in With Broken Neck Can’t Sneeze.
In wealth forgot.
Buffalo. N. Y.—One sneeze will
Share the Joy
□se the death of Maurice Daley,
dead mule from hls chest and throat, The aU r foretold.
enty-one year« old. who la In a hoa- Stable Boea, Pinned Under Dead Ani­ Mr. Hazen, according to physicians, Make the day
•al suffering from a broken neck,
mal, Strangled to Death before
A day o f gold.
was strangled to death.
iley waa hurt In a football game.
Assistance Comes.
The mule had been ailing for sev­ Sire and son, and young and oldl
Beeend and Morrison sta.. Portland, Ore.
L adies LetCuticura
'K eep Y o u r S k in
F r e s h and ,Y oun¿
STATE N E W S
IN BRIEF.
Uncommon Sense
Toledo. — The soldiers' clubhouse,
built by donation by the spruce pro­
ductions soldiers, who aided In the
construction of the big government
spruce mill at Toledo, the building
later being given to Alden Abbey poet
of the American Legion, has been
exchanged by the legion for sufficient
lumber and funds to construct a new
building elsewhere In Toledo. The
legion clubhouse will be used by the
owners of the new mill as an office
building. The building has »Iso been
used during the past winter by the
coast artillery company who will now
establish new quarters In the Lincoln
county fair building until such time
at the new clubhouse can be con
structed.
ft
Who’d Bo a Persian Florist?
Persia, says an exchange, has a
drink which gives men a mania for
throwing stones Persia must be a
poor land for the greenhouse business.
Power In Hande of Few.
Nothing appears more surprising to
those who consider human affairs with
a philosophical eye than the easiness
with which the many are governed by
the few.—Hume.
Artesian Water Alwaye Warm.
Water flowing from deep artesian
wella la always warm, on account ot
the Internal heat of the earth.
28 Pounds a Foot
“A" man should weigh 28 pounds to
every toot ot hls height
Keep your Eye»
Strong and Healthy. If
they Tire, Smart, Itch, or
Burn, if Sore, Irritated.
__
Inflamed or Granulated.
Mijyine often. Safe for Infant or Adult
At a0 Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book
Evelimedv Ceweev. CMceee. U. S. A
AnlaxStoM?
weet mer«
Fit m«n«y fo«LiJü<hî
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T 5 Ä f T e S S f e R q r t » — Y.
R. N. U.
No. 53, 1921