TH E HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.’
SPOON ON THE
Appropriate Christmas Gifts
Are offered by all of our local merchants and we commend their
STAIRWAYS E66S THE CREM0NA SECRET?
Ideal New York Trysting Place Found
to Ba in tho Midat of tha City's
Buoy Whirl
Put Forward That Yoika and
Beeswax Were Used In Fillers
of Old Violins.
HERMISTON AUTO TRUCK
TRANSFER
stocks to you for selection.
Here at the bank we also have one Christmas suggestion to make.
It s the gift of a savings account, appropriate for everyone but es
pecially to be considered among the gifts for the^kiddies.
Such a gift will prove a great encouragement for the development
of habits
aits of thrift and success.
N. C. Holcomb, musical Inatrnment
Publish It not In the streets of Aa-
maker
of Norwalk, Ohio, believes he
F M O U l O S IS O N H A R D W A S I
calon nor whl»[>er 1» to old Mrs.
is muking rapid advances In his efforts
M «. 4 S I
Grundy, but Dan Cupid finds a way
to discover the secret of the line
even In the prosaic Jungles of lower
Manhattan to provide youthful lovers mellow tone of the Cremona violins.
Musicians for years have wondered
H. Robinett, Prop.
with a place to “po«u, observes a New
why
many old Italian violins sppar-
York Sun writer. The top of a Fifth
eutly made in a slipshod manner,
H m i i l M , Or«.
avenue bus may do for those who are
hardened to the ways of the great city, should produce suph clear sounds.
Holcomb believes that the lost secret
but there are some. Indeed many, who
had to do mainly with the filler and
Just
can’t
say
sweet
nothings
to,each
o f Hermiston, Oregon
varnish. Not long ago he was in
other with the rest of the interna
formed thut a careful chemical analysis
Don’t fail to Insure that hay.
tional world looking on.
I had been made of some of the finish
For these kind, architects have pro
vided a quiet spot in practically every on an old violin owned In Battle Creek.
Mich.
office building in New York, and it
This examination disclosed the fact
WANTED TO BUY veal and eggs. only remained for the sweet young that, before the varnish was applied,
P H O N E 1 52
Seud your eggs. Write or phone things to find It. They have.
die
wood
was
fllfed
evidently
with
the
about veal. Earl Brownell, Uma-
It’s a fact that the average New
L e a v e order« a t
yolk of an egg and beeswax. Profiting
tilla.
1-tfc. Yorker, business man or woman, mes
senger or stenographer, has no use for by this Information, Holcomb rubbed
the stairway. They, he or she, ride these substances Into the raw wood of
When Y°u Are Constipated
In the elevator, even if it’s only one a new violin before applying the var
To insure a healthy action of the floor. As a result, the stairways have nish. The results were surprising, the
FOR SALE
bowels and correct disorders of the all the seclusion of a quiet nook, hours instrument producing a tone that Is
FOR SALE— A new camera, çost $36 liver, take two of Chamberlain’s away from Broadway on the sunny usually associated with age.
Holcomb, by using tops of old ta
for >25. Inquire Herald office. Tablets immediately after supper. side of a bill, only the light in most
C o al, $1 p e r to n
6-tfc. They w ill not only cause a gentle stairways
- is - provided by
- . a few candle bles and other furniture, obtains ma
ple wood one hundred years or more
movement
of
the
bowels,
without
un-
I
power
K
|obe
of
varying
degree
of
in
W
o o d , $1 p e r c o rd
l‘OIt SALE— 60 head of fall pigs
old. Through a microscope It can be
pleasant
effects,
but
banish
that
dull
I
tenslt7>
^Pending
upon
the
cobwebs.
T
r
u
n k s a n d M o v in g
weighing 40 to 60 lbs. Poland
And as a trysting spot, well, there seen thut in muple properly aged the
A ll a t R r e - w a r P r le e e
Chinas. >4 to >6 each. Address stupid feeling, that often accomp- was evidence In some that they were c t’ls are devoid of the sap and resin
A. L. Swaggart, Athena, Oregon. anio constipation.
D. H. C O O K
also used as a place in which to en thut makes improperly seasoned wood
joy a little lunch, while discussing the unsatisfactory.
12-4tp.
Elliott's
Tire Shop. Phone 192
Holcomb lias found out that, if var
proposition to begin housekeeping in
NOTICE C-F ADMINISTRATOR’S
nish
Is
applied
to
a
violin
before
a
a little flat up Harlem way, or out In
FOR SALE OR TRADE— 1921
proper filler has been used, the varnish
SALE OF REAL PROPERTY
Dodge roadster in best repair, easy In the County Court of the State of Brooklyn. The evidence being crumbs, penetrates the ceils of the wood and
cigarette
ashes,
and
an
occasional
huir-
payments. See Earl Kingsley 14-tfft
injures the tone.
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In pin.
the Matter of the Estate of Edgar ,
_________________
I OR SALE— 2 % Ton Master Truck.
H. Graham, Deceased.
NO LONGER “ CLINGING VINE”
Pneumatic equipment, good con
Nc'.ce is hereby given that the un- ASSERTS HE HEARD SHERMAN
dition, ready for hny or grain derslgned, administrator of the estate
-----------
hauling. Inquire R. G. Snylor, of Edgar H. Graham, deceased? will
Atblet'c« and a Healthy Outdoor Lif«
Phone 15R11, Echo, Ore.
13-3tc from and after the 24th day of Jan Civil War Veteran Was Present When
Have Increased the Weight of
Famous Soldier Declared That
Modern Woman.
uary 1922, at the office of William
“War la Hell."
PLACE YOUR ORDERS early for J.
Warner in the City of Hermiston.
Xmas trees with R. 11. Spencer. All Umatilla
County. Oregon, offer for
They’re building ’em bigger. Dress
sizes in stock. Pendleton truck sain at private
John Koolbeck, seventy-nine, the
sale to the highest
makers say Sv, corsetieres agree
— FOR-
»ne.
13-3tc. and best bidder, for
only
living
man
who
heard
Gen.
Wil
cash In hand, tho
there’s something In it, and now along
following described real property sit- liam T. Sherman's famous exclama comes cold, calculating science to ex
WILL SELL OR TRADE— 20 acre tinted in Umatilla County, Oregon to- tion, “War is hell,” now lives in Den plain why women weigh more than
ver with his grandson, John Koolbeck.
alfalfa farm 1*4 miles from Her wlt:
miston. In high state of culti
Before his death General Sherman they ever did before.
Lots 7 and 8 In Block 10; and Lots
Women are no fatter, say the physi
vation. Family orchard and ber X. 4, 5. 9, 10, 12, 13, 15 and 16 in tried to recall the Incident of the ut
ries. Oood Improvements. Will Block 2, in Newport's Addition to tho terance, but failed. John Koolbeck cal culture experts. They’re simply
take good Improved 10 acre alfalfa Town of Hermiston in said county remembers where, when, why and how larger, and here's the reason: The
farm as part. Time on balance. and state.
the statement was made. He tells the women of today are one and a half
Inquire Herald.
15-3tp.
-a n d -
inches taller as a class than 40 years
Rids may be made upon either of story:
said lots separately or upon any group
ago.
Their
chests
are
larger,
their
“After Vicksburg, Joe Jackson re
FOR SALE— Seven 2 mo. old pigs, of lot : on the bidder may desire.
, waistlines have widened. Their mus-
>5 ench. Fred Furrier 2*4 miles
This sale Is made under and In treated across the Pearl river at Jack- ’ cleg have hardened. All this makes
south-east of Hermiston.
15-ltc pursuance of a license and order of son, Miss. Sherman was in com
sa'e made and entered by I. M. Schan- mand of our army. I was with Gen. them weigh more.
The changes, according to those
FOR SALE— 13 cows, some fresh nep, judge of the above entitled E. F. Winslow as aide-de-camp. My
and all will btr fresh by April 1. court, on the 22nd day of November regiment was the Fourth Iowa cav who have made a study of the subject,
Also young team and machinery. 1921, In the above entitled estate, and ’ alry. We were after the enemy and are simple enough to explain. Women,
Inquire Herald.
15-tfc. such sale will be made subject to con- ; the Infantry had Just gone over the especially during the lust 20 years
firmatlon by said court.
j or so, gradually have been convert
pontoon bridge across Pearl river.
I'OR SALE— A team mules, wagon
Dated this 14th day of December, i
“General Sherman sat on his horse ed from the clinging vine to robust
and Cal. rack, bed and hay rack, 1921.
at the edge of the river, apparently persons who are proud rather than
2 good cows, almost new Johnston
Frnnk Waugaman,
ashamed of the physical feats they can
mower. Inquire Herald.
15-tfc
Administrator of the above entitl lost In thought. Just as the cavalry ( accomplish.
Participation in sports
started over, the hoofs of the horses
ed estate.
has turned the trick.
FOR SALE— Nice bright corn fod
clattering
against
the
loose
planks,
W. J. Warner
der; 1-3 horse gas engine: 4 regis 14-5tc.
"Time n as," explained William Herr
His attorney. Sherman looked up and called out to
tered brood sows; 1 reglsterefl
mann. a physical training exjiert of
uq, ‘Boys, war Is hell I’
boar, state’s grand champion; 1 |
“I was at the head of the line with ' Philadelphia, “when a woman thought
manure spreader; alfalfa reno- ;
TAKEN UP NOTICE
C O N F E C T IO N E R Y
Winslow.
So I heard him clearly. vigorous use of the body and Its mus
i n ,ar Jw'Sk io c r° W> A' ° i
' Notice in hereby given that I bavo
cles was unladylike.
All that has
S T A T IO N E R Y
Sympathy
for his tired troops
land, phono 785.
15-tfc. taken up and have kept for about 30
I changed, of course, and the gradual
days at the Peo. L. Wtirster ranch prompted hint."
FOR SALE-—Registered Jersey cow six and a half miles south west of
General Winslow and all other mem [ participation of women in sports and
Mrs. B. K. Sprague, Phone J1F21. Herm'ston the following described bers of his staff are dead. Mr. Kool various forms of exercise actually has
15-4tp. animals:
beck was the youngest of the party.— brought nbout a change in her height
and lier figure. The change in height
26 soring lambs, branded with Denver Times.
MISCELLANEOUS
black blotch on hip, some with A
Is not simply a case of athletics hav
across shoulders, some with M on
ing taught a woman to stand stmlght-
Has
at
Least
On«
Virtu*.
FOUND— Oregon auto (Icons plate side. Under bits and over bits on
er. It is an actual change thut can
Whatever else may be said shout lie measured.”
No.
117591.
Inquire
Herald , ears, snid animals will be sold, unless
15-lt. redeeemed, nt public auction to the Charles Holmes, negro, no one enn sny
highest bidder for cash in hand on that he 1« not frank.
FOUND— Some money. Inquire Mrs. the 27th day of December, 1921 at
Ilolmes, recently convicted on a
Mrs. Laura M. Hoyt Recommends
A. W. Prann.
15-lt. the above described ranch at 2 o’clock charge of burglary, apeared for sen
Chamberlain’s Tablet*
p m.
Dated nt Hermiston on this 15th tence before Superior Judge Harold
“I have frequently used Chamber- i
E. L. HALL Transfer. Call Knerr’s
Londerhnck.
of December, 1921.
gnrage. Phono 162.
12-tfc. day
14-2tc
Signed, Geo. L. Wurster. j "Holmes, whnt did you do for a Iain’s Table's, during the, past three
living before you got Into this trou years, and have found them splendid
for headache and bilious attacks. I
CALL FOR W APP*NT?
ble?" asked the court.
Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy
Holders of wnrrnnts 41. 42. 43,
’’Jes’ steelin' and gamblin', Mlstnh am only too pleased, at any time, to
4 8 and 4 5, Columbia school district
the Mother's Favorite
Judge,” answered the defendant. “Jos’ speak a word in praise of them,”
No. 112 Umatilla county are hereby
The soothing and healing proper Ktcnlln* and gamblin', sir, and Ah was writes Mrs. Laura M. Hoyt, Rock-
notified to present same to nte for
payment. Interest stops this date ties of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy considered proficient and professional port, N. Y.
Natis stand
II. J. Ott. clerk.
16-2te. Its plesant trste and prompt and ef In both lines.”
Cigars and Tobacco
“Your frankness Is refreshing." re
Read the Wand Ads.
SWEET CIDER 40 cents a gallon. fectual cures have made It a favorite marked the court, and gave the de-
with
people
everywhere.
It
Is
es
7-tfc.
Inquire Chezlk warehouse.
fendant an Indeterminate sentence In
pecially prized by mothers of young San Quentin.—San Francisco Chron
Owing to the fnct that the Coal children for colds, croup and whoop icle.
Mines attn -h sight draft to BUI of
Lading making all coal strictly cash ing cough, as It always affords quick
Sympathetic Childhood.
on arrival, we are compelled to In relief and is free from opium and
Lately. In a garden mx far from
stall a cash with order system to oui other harmful drugs.
Boston, the lord of the manor set a
cuFlcneis« Beginning Aug. 10th,
1921, all orders for fuel must be ac
trap to catch the woodchucks that
companied with cash.
Gave World First lee Cream.
were monopolising his vegetables. In
Inland Empire Lumber Co.
When yon next eat Ice cream, eon- stead of serving its purpose, the trap
48-tfc. Tum-A-Lum Lumber Co.
sliler the debt you owe to Sambo caught a neighboring family cat by the
• It is very small and hardly noticeable— perhaps Just large
lohnson, negro pastry chef In a New paws, and nobody dared to release the
enough to let the pennies, nlckles and dimes slip through and get
ELLIOTT'S
TIRE
SH O P - Oates York tavern, who gave the world Its agonised animal—until two little chil
away
Do you have It repaired and stop the leak? Of course you
tires.
62-ltc. first dish of ice cream 105 years ago dren came along. Hearing the cries
do! And mighty quick too!
hl< month. For years Sambo had a of the cat, one of the children gently
In Just exactly the same way. the money la slipping out of tha
CASH Paid for second hand goods monopoly on the manufacture of Ice petted the cat, while the other opened
Correll's Shop.
hole In your pocket If you are operating a motor car or truck that
•ream because he kept his process a the Jaws of the trap and released poor
Is equiped with poor, leaky platon rings.
•losely guarded secret. All that la kitty. TTie incident serve« to lllnatra’e
THE feeling of security Is well wortli leftnltely known about his discovery the faarieesnesa of aympathetle child
The fuel lenks down from the combustion chamber, past the
the premium paid,
How about '» that It was an accident, and a hap-
rings,
because those rings do not seal the wall of the cylinder and
hood
Id
relieving
distress.
that Fire Insurance? See the E
(he groove of ihe piston. This fuel Is absolutely wasted. Juat as If
P. Dodd Agency.
11-tfc oy one. It might not he a bad Idea
•o erect s monument somewhere to
you had taken it directly from the tank, and spilled it on the
Novallat Loat Vogua.
ground.
A complete stock of bath tuba, toilets, Sami«». And while about It, surround
During the deluge of "realism’’ Mrs.
hl.»
memorial
with
others
to
the
men
wash bow lea, and hot water lank»
Southworth’« vogue as a novel-writer
You paid good money for that fuel, yet you get nothing for It.
and fixtures. If we havent what who gave as the oilier things that help lecllned. but the older generation, or
In a good many cases thia waste amounts to 25 per cent or more.
to
make
summer
endnrahle—artificial
you want, we’ll get It
Repairing
the older generation«, remained faith
Double Seal Piston Rings stop that leak by tightly sealing the
and installing.
I. E. Putman Ice, lemonade, refrigerators and fan«. ful to her and her books sold well.
wall of the*cylinder and the groove of the piston, so that the en
Phone 763,
Mrs. Southworth had furnished much
Strange Volcano.
tire charge of fuel Is held In the combustion chamber and all of I)
A geological map of Iceland by Doctor entertainment for young and old peo
is used for power.
ADDING machine rolls at the Herald Tnhrodsen, who has spent many years ple for more than fifty year«, hut there
office.
i-ame a time when age forced her to
on the work, gives much Information
restrict her output. At least two of
about one of the world’s most wonder
TYPEWRITER ribbons and carbon ful Islands, which few visitors ever see. her novel« were puhllshed after her
paper at the Herald office.
death, and during her life and after
An example of the strangeness of Ice
Ita close many of her stories wen> re
land
Is
furnished
by
the
volcano
Katla.
New snl Usevl Merchandise bought, sold
published, and there were numerous
This
Is
hurled
under
Immense
snow
and exchanged.
A. Correll
"new editions."
fields, hut from time to time It« fires
TYPEWRITER Ribbons and carbon burst through the glittering blankets,
Going. Up.
and then such floods are poured from
paper fur aale at the Herald.
the melting Ice that a great stretch of
’’Mildred'« fiance was In the avia
stoves, heaters, ranges bought, sold, ex country between the volcano and the tion aervlce during the war, was he
changed or repaired. Correll's Shop.
M-a la Inundated and huge masses of notF
Ice are carried unit Into the ocean.
“Yea, and I’ll wager that he will
Adding machine rolls of paper for
establish a new record for altitude
A u t o R e p a ir « «
(lights when he discover« how much
«nie at th e Herald office.
The Herald Want Advs. Bring It costa to keep Mildred in ctothea."—
PHONE SB4
Read the Wend Ada.
Judge.
Result«
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
E. L . H A L L
TR ANSFER
WANT ADS
Knerr’s Garage
. Truck Hauling
SEE
HITT
GUNS
AMMUNITION
A FULL LINE
$1.©.
Delicious
Wholesome
Confectionery
Tasty
Stationery
For Women
that hole in
your pocket-
—stop' that leak with
»!• *UBLE SEAL
PISTON RINGS
NEIL & BARKER
FARMERS’ WEEK
Í
Corvallis, Or., Dec. 28-31, 1921
WINTER SHORT COURSES
Put Science Into Farm Practice
Fruit and Vegetable C o u rse__ -___ _
..................................... .
Dec. 3-17, '21
Tractor Mechanics Course ________ _
................ -............. Jaen. 2-Mar. 18, '22
Dairy Manufacture Course ..................
..........................Jan. 2-Mar. 18, 23
Agriculture Course Jan. 2-Mar, 18 '22
Dairy Herdsmen’s Course ....................
................................ Jan. 2-June 18 '22
Grain Grading Course ........................
— ..................................... Jan. 9-21, *22
Beekeeping Course ................................
.............................. Jan. 30-Feb. 25 '22
Homemakers’ Conference ..................
.................................... Mar. 20-25, '22
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Full Information on any course by
writing
THE REGISTRAR, O. A. C., Corvallis,
Oregon
L O D G E D IR E C T O R Y
E sther chapter n „. ioi . o. s. s..
Q ueen
me«t« second Tuesday evening of each month
t 8:00 sharp in Masonic nail. Visittojr members
welcome.
Sue t>. Dobler. W. M.
Kathryn L. Gamer. See
^JERMISTON LODGE NO 13S A. F. A A . M .
’•«i. i - m
Hall on Pi rat and Third
f
cr.ontb. VUitin* broth*
TueatU*
»
con w»‘l ” »ie
C. W . K«U..« m
T D We ster, W. M
V IN E Y A R D LODGE NO !06, 1. O. O. F,
meet» each Monday evening in Odd Feduwa
m il. V isitin« member» cordially invited.
<V. R. Lon «born Sec.
Jack Knapp. N. G.
PROF
Al
L>K. K»
CARDS
GAGE
V ..
P K yaici«< n a n d S u r g e o n
Office Gladys Ave. near Firs* St.
.»dice Hour?
2 to 5; 7:80 to 9
Phons « 1
¡ I >A M S
*■>**
» «u m e G asses Fitted
Office uve Firs National Bank
OFFICE PH ONS. 92
RESIDENCE PHONE. MS
office Hour»: 9 'o '2 a .m .; 2 to 5 J 0 p . m.
* eu piG«t>puy
DK. W W. ILLSLEY
Office over First N at too al dank
steopathy
Surgery
Medicine
Cal 8 an*wered at ail hours
Office pht.ue 661
Reaiv ence phene Til
D r .
F . V . P R 1 A IK
llEATUslT KY
Hermiston, Oregon
¡
ffice. Bank B'd*.
Office f none, t*3
Office Hours
Residence I'none
8 a. m. to 6 p. m.
W.,J. W A R N E R
ATTORNEY AT LAW
U K R M lâ T U N , O R E G O N
J. D . Z Ü R C H E R
LAW IKK
S ta n fie ld
.
.
O reg o n
UMATILLA GENERAL HOSPITAL
W ell and Modernly Equipped
S o c ia l Rales in M aternity Cases
Miss Nell
ndent.
Kammerlin,
superin-
Edwards Building
F I .S .M C K E N Z I E , M -D .
EYE, EAR. NOSE A N D THROAT
Hus removed from his former, location to the
Bond Bid*, to
Rooms 1, 2 ar.d 3 Inland Empire Bank Bid*.
P K P fD T .E T O N
D R . U
:
OREGON
R IC H E Y
OPTOMETRIST A N D OPTICIAN
Eyes Scientifically Examined
Len»es Ground and Fitted
American National Bank
Bid«.
Pendleton
Oregon
DR. RAY LOGAN,
rbyslcan and Surgeon
Umatilla. Oregon,
T h e French R estaurant
BAKEIT sad CONFECTIONUY
Elegantly F n m bh rd Room, In Connection
STRICTLY FIRST CLASS
Hob bach Bros., Proprietors
Prnl'eton. Oregnn
Service
Speed
Economy
F ru it, B a led H a y an d
L iv e sto c k T r a n sfe r
0.0. Feltboese :: Phoee 4M