The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, September 22, 1921, Image 7

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    PORTLAND M ark et
i
1 lus Fapar W baa i M w r r i w Thea» Adv«
Hotel Alder
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL
2S6 Abler Street. Portland, C rfgun.
Will rent you a room for 11. 00 per day. or a room
with both for »1.50 to »2.00 per day?
BAB’S RESTAURANT
s L Cafetería
A rood place to E at and L i». Wall.
L E A R N M U L T I G R A R H IN G
T h e C a lla ri School,
o n ly r e c o rn tie d
school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d opera*
tors a lw a y s In d em an d. <06 A rtis a n s B ld <
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M L u E t G
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C h ro n ic diseases a s p e c ia lty . D r w T N ?
Allen, 3U2 Kaliaah Building.
F M o o n in c D iK jr : s tu n » L I A T I NO—
AccuiuAaaii »tu« «ax.u oox F le a lin g , H e m
a titc h ln r , B u tto n s C overed, B ra id in g , eta.
K . S tephana. 219-2U-21 P itto c k B lock.
HORSES, M U LES B O U G H TTSO LD
C ro w n S tables, In c ., 285 F r o n t S t., P o rt
la n d . O re. H o rse s an d m u le s fo r s a l . o r
hire . S pecial ra te s to lo ggers a n d c on­
tra c to rs . W i t h o r w ith o u t harness.
P h llllo H uetter, P res.
U. a. aiAbbt-a, see union Ave. Draft
horses bough t a n d sold.________________
Remarkable 6OC luncheon at noon.
Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m.. 82« Stark St- C. L . C h a p p e ll, 222 U n io n A v e . Sou th.
M A C H IN E R Y
Seud ue y o u r In q u irie s f o r a n y th li la g la
S ix th s tre e t o p p o s ite T h e O r e g o n ia n a n d A l ­
Ir o n o r W o o d w o rk in g M a c h in e ry . Loi « l u g .
d e r s tr e e t o p p o s ite M e i r & F r a n k ’s. T h e B e s t
B aw m lll, C o n tra c to rs ’ E q u ip m e n t, Loco­
E a tin g p la c e in th e C it y .
T h e F in e s t C o ffe e
motives. B o lle r a E ngines, C ra s h e rs. R a il.
a n d P a s tr y a S p e c ia lty .
Cable, U eltiu g . etc. B u rk e M a c h in e ry C o .
52S H a llw a y E x change B ld g ., P o rtla n d , Or.
M O TO RCYCLES A N O PA RTS
A ll m akes. E a s y te rm s .
E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E C O ,
3 Nigfcl.:
Ihlfaeee S ol M m . Tea Wed.
44-48 G R A N D A V E .
M A T IN E E S —15c to SOc.
N IG H T S -1 5 c to »1.00
At Heilig Theater, Portland, Oregon
See Max Tea 4
PE R SO N A L
Except Sundays and Holidays.
Page
& Son
Portland, Oregon
W rite us for prices and market conditions on
Veal Hogs, Pou’try, Fruits, Potatoes, Oniocs, etc.
Forty Years in the Same Location.
M A R R Y IF 'lL O N E 'C lfiT fo r 'r e s u its , tr y m e;
best a nd m ost successful “'H o m e M a k e r ;'*
h u ndreds r ic h w ish m a r r ia g e soon; s t r ic t ­
ly c o n fid e n tia l; m o s t r e lia b le ; y ea rs of
e xp e rien ce ; d e s c rip tio n s fre e . " T h e S uc­
cessful C lu b ,"
M rs . N A S H , B ox 556,
O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA .
RAZOR B LA D E S R E S H A R P E N E D
lta zzors gro u n d a n d honed. M a ll s a fe ty
blades to d ay . T h e G rin d e r, 6 H 4 S ix th St.
S a n it a r y b e a u t y p a r l o r
Grand A vena« at Yamhill
P O R T L A N D . ORE.
“Where Horn
Conforti Abound”
PORTLAND. ORB.
T h e p le a s u re o f y o u r t r ip to P o r t ­
la n d w ill depend upon th e ho tel you
select.
C oxy s u rro u n d in g s, m o d e rate
ra te s , a n d th e w e lc o m e you fin d In
y o u r o w n ho m e to w n , a w a it y ou a t
th e M u ltn o m a h .
EXPERT
Dyeing & Cleaning
W e h elp th e a p p e a ra n c e o f wom en.
T w e n t y - t w o In c h s w itc h or tr a n s fo rm a ­
tio n , v a lu e »7.CO, p ric e »2.45.
400 to 411 D e h u ra B ldg.
W IL L E Y
F R U IT
COMPANY,
IN C .,
P o rtla n d , O regon .
W a n te d to bu y, th re e
ears fa n c y B u r b a n k p o tato es , t no cars
xpples, one c a r onions. C o n s ig n m e n ts so­
licited .
A ll k in d s o f f r u i t a n d produce
bo ugh t fo r cash..
Shave.W ith
E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E
By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid. Write for
Circulars and Prices.
C utie ura S o a p
The N ew W ay
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STATE N E W S
IN BRIEF.
1
SCH O O L D AYS
Rainier.—Funeral services for Pri­
vate John Anderson, who waa killed In
action in France on September 29,
1918, were held Sunday from the Amer­
ican Legion hall.
Gardiner.—The community fair held
at the Smith River grange hall last
Thursday was a success. There were
many exhibits and the children show­
ed Interest in the state club work.
Klamath Falls. — The Klamath
Foundry & Steel works was destroyed
by fire Friday night. The estimated
damage is (10,000, with (9000 insur­
ance. B. H. Hall, manager, said the
fire started In the casting room.
Dallas.—The bodies of Privates John
G. Braden and Thomas Bennett, Polk
county boys killed in action in France,
have arrived in this city. Military fun
erals will be held under the auspices
of Carl B. Fenton post. American
Legion.
Albany.—Two carloads of Jersey cat­
tle for shipment to Crook county to
replenish dairy herds have been pur­
chased in this county the past few
days. They were selected by J. D.
Karnopp, president of the Bank of
Prineville.
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Bend. — District Game Warden
5
How to Succeed—How to Get
5
" A t Your Beck and Call’
Adams Saturday arrested Henry Lin
Garage in Connection.
=
Ahead—How to Make Good
EE
h e g lo ry o f o u r lif e belo w
ster, charged with killing a goose out T Com
es n o t fro m w h a t w e de o r w h a t we |
B y J E S S IE R O B E R T S |
of season at East Lake. Two charges
know .
were preferred—shooting game during B u t d w e lls fo re v e rm o re In w h a t w e are« a iiim m iiu iim iiiiim iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
T Y P E W R IT E R S
Proverh Analyzed.
Guaranteed Rebuilt«.
the closed season and hunting without
GOOD THINGS FOH THE FAMILY. F A R M O P P O R T U N IT IE S
Rented or sold. Easy
A proverb hopes nothing, fears noth­ a license. Linster denies both.
¡payments. Send for il­
lustrated catalogue B.
ing that the eyes do not see, the ears
OR those who enjoy hot cakes aDd
Halsey.—F. H. Porter’s herd of red
AM constantly In receipt of letters
Wholesale Typewriter Ce.
gems for breakfast, the following
do not hear. It Is the doubting Thom­ polled cattle took (386 in cash prizes
from women tired of office work
321 Waskngtos St„
recipe will be one to try:
as of life, of literature. "A man of at the Vancouver, B. C„ fair, taking
who ask what chance they would
P O R T L A N D . ORE’
have In Investing their savings in a
the world is,” as Mr. Balfour once seven first prizes on Individuals, first
Popovers.
small farm. They want a home, they
neatly epitomized him, “one who does in aged, young and calf classes and
RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING 0 P a c ific C h i r o p r a c t i c C o lle g e
Mix
and
sift
one cupful of flour, want to be their own masters, they
P a rk and Y a m h ill, P o rtla n d , O regon
not believe anything good of the first on groups. At the Southwest
DEVICES.
one-fourth teuspoonful of salt, seven-
A u g m e n te d
c u rric u lu m ,
a b le
fa c u lty .
world.” Well, so is a proverb.—V. H. Washington fair his premiums amount­ eighths of a cupful of milk, one-lialf long for the country after years of
H ig h e s t s tan d a rd s . D a y a n d n ig h t courses.
confining labor at a desk.
C lin ic a l fa c ilitie s u n excelled.
Friedlaender, in Country Life.
ed to (318.
teaspoonful of butter, and two eggs.
Success in farming requires train­
"E«nr-
W r it e fo r c a ta lo g u e .
Bent the batter with a Dover egg
thing for
Albany.—In a contest held Friday to beater until light. Pour into deep ing and experience as well as a wish
Jewels Early Drew Men’» Attention.
Ih r Officr"
determine which club of the county hlssing-liot Iron gem pans welt for that type of work. A good busi­
ness training and initiative are excel­
Personal
ornaments
or
jewels
appear
SRTTM a OAK » T S U T S
should send the Linn county stock- greased and bake in a hot oven for lent as stock in trade, but there should
L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began.
B es t w o rk , best s erv ic e . O ld established to have been among the very first ob­ judging team to the Oregon state
thirty minutes. If baked In buttered be more than that. Farming is no easy
K o d a k fin is h e rs , 12 y e a rs in P o rtla n d .
M a il o rders g iv e n s p e d a i c are . W e p a y jects on which the invention and in­ fair, the Shedd Jersey Calf club won earthen cups the popovers will have a Job.
r e tu rn postage. A ll p rin ts m ad e on V e lo x
Satchweil, glazed appearance.
pa p e r. R e g u la r E a s tm a n D e a le rs , a ll th e genuity of man were exercised. There the honor and Stanley
Two young women tell me that they
K o d a k s an d s u n d ries in stock. K o d a k or is no record of any people so rude as
are making money with a smull sheep
Edith Pugh and Ernest Maxwell were
P re m o c a ta lo g s en t on req u e s t.
E v e la n d
A p p le F r itte r s .
A L e w is , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d . not to employ some kind of personal chosen members of the team.
farm. There is plenty of demand botli
Are painful and often dangerous. Our
Sift one cupful of flour with one for the wool ami the meat. But these
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stocking*. Beits
decoration.
The
jewelry
of
the
an­
and Bandages always give relief.
Boardman.—A
meeting
of
50
of
the
teaspoonful of powdered sugar and two women also run an apiary, mar­
cient Egyptians has been preserved in
leading farmers of the west extension one-fourth teaspoonful of salt. Add keting their honey, in a distinctive
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-fire Yean
their tombs.
Send for free catalog
was held Thursday night to discuss two-thirds of a cupful of water, beat­ package. It Is the finest honey, nnd
PISTONS— PISTON PINS-—RINGS
Satisfaction or Money Back.
the dairy business. The sentiment fa­ ing constantly. Add one-half tnble- they charge a high price for it. They
Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto­
Freshen a Heavy Skin
Sand for Book and Measure Blank Today.
motive Machine Work and Welding.
spoonful of olive oil and the white of have worked up a tnule with a list of
With the antiseptic, fascinating Cuti- vored gradual development of dairy­ one egg beaten stiff. Core and pare private purchasers, and sell through
COOK A GULL CO.. INC.
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
11th and Burnside Sts.
cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely ing as a community enterprise design­ tnrt apples, sprinkle with lemon Juice, the mall.
Portland. Ore.
Phone: Bdwy. 8281
Portland.
scented convenient, economical face, ed to realize more substantial returns dredge with sugnr and let stand half
The thing is to have only the very
skin,
baby and dusting powder and from the Increasing alfalfa production. an hour. Dip in fritter batter and highest class of produce, to charge
Alder at West Park
Woodlark Building
OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE
perfume.
Renders
other
perfumes
su­
Professor
P.
M.
Brandt
of
Oregon
Agri­
fry
in
deep
fat.
Serve
with
lemon
Before you order your wedding announcements
high for It, to put It into attractive
and cards, write or visit T H E C H E T O P A PRESS perfluous. One of the Cuticura Toilet cultural college, spoke.
sauce.
and striking packages that are an ad­
A request for samples entitles you to 50 beautiful
calling cards in an engraved effect free o f charge. Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum).—Adv.
vertisement in themselves, and to sell
Eugene.—The initial attempt of the
Broadway at Taylor
Portland. Oregon
T rifle s .
direct
to the consumer. With the par­
people of western Lane county to hold
F T S T U D A , F IS S U R E , Itc h in g a nd a ll o th ­
The Secret is Out.
Break one egg Into a bowl, add one- cel post this is possible. We find It
“ A M o d e ra te P ric e d H o te l e f M e r it ”
e r r e c ta l c o n d itio n s e xc e p t C a n c e r p e rm a ­
a
fair
was
a
success
beyond
expecta­
fourth of a teaspoonful of salt, ami better to specialize In several things
n e n tly c u red w ith o u t a s u rg ic a l o p era tio n .
‘Why does a woman’s hat cost so
H O T E L C L IF F O R D
tions, according to Ira P. Whitney, one and one-bnlf tablespoonfuls of rather than In one. Establish a mar­
M y m e th o d o f t r e a tm e n t saves th e t is ­ E a s t M o rris o n S L , a t E a s t S ix th , th e
sue in s te a d o f d e s tro y in g it . I t Is p a in ­ P rin c ip a l E a s t S ide H o te l. I m in u te s fro m much more than a man’s? Surely the
powdered sugar. Add flour, stirring ket for one of your items and you es­
less, re q u ire s no a n e s th e tic a n d is p e rm a ­ ■ h opp ing D ie tr ic h F o u r blocks fro m B. P. trimming can’t account for more than county agricultural agent, and others
until the mixture will take no more. tablish it for all.
n e n t. T h e r e is no c o n fin e m e n t to bed, no E a s t Bids --------
S ta tio n .
who
were
interested
and
who
assisted
a fraction of the difference.” "Cer­
in te rfe re n c e w it h business or 3oclal e n ­
This sounds like good talk, nnd I
at the event, held at Florence Septem Turn on to a floured board, divide into
gage m e n ts .
tainly not, hut you must remember
three parts and roil as thin as possi­ recommend It to my readers who may
I g u a r a n te e & c u re o r w i ll re fu n d y o u r
her
6-8,
the
last
date
being
the
big
that it costs more to sell a hat to a
fee.
ble.
Cut into narrow strips or be thinking of turning to the farm as
C a ll o r w r it e fo r b o o k le t
woman. A man seldom takes up more day, when more than 200 persons from squares and fry In deep hot fat. a source of Income.
M e n tio n th is p a p e r w h e n w r itin g .
Eugene attended.
Sprinkle with powdered sugar mixed
than two minutes of the salesman’s
with
cinnamon.
Astoria.—The
Astoria
Discount
cor­
time,
while
a
woman
will
keep
the
en­
C o m m e rc ia l In fo rm a tio n f u r n l.h s S fre e
Second and M o rris o n S t« ., P o rtla n d , O re
of c h a rg e . C ata lo g u e s s u p s li.s and com ­ tire sales staff busy for half a day.” poration, with a capital stock of (100,•
r
m e rc ia l In q u irie s c h e e rfu lly a n s w e red .
Fritter Batter.
W r it e a n y fir m belo w ! Do It n o w l
000, was incorporated here Saturday
—New York Sun.
T H E ROMANCE OF W ORDS
Mix and sift together one cupful of
DR. E . H. EA ST
A C C O R D IA N P L E A T I N G
by Mayor James Bremner, R. W. Skall- flour and one-fourth of a teasponnfui
P H Y S IC IA N A N D S U R G E O N
a n d b o x P le a tin g , h e m s titc h in g ,
B p e c lx ltle e i G o ltre e , D t .e a .e s of W o m en
“TARTAR."
erud and O. B. Setters. The purpose Of salt. Add two-thirds of n cupful
Registering a Kick.
10c yd. B u tto n s covered. M a il orders a
a n d M a t e r n it y
s
p
e
c
ia
lty
.
N o v e lty Shop, 8514 F i f t h S t.,
O ffic e M o rg a n B u lld la g
P o rtla n d , O r a P o rtla n d .
Some unpractical ass who has prob­ of the new corporation is to deal in of milk gradually, and two eggs
’ ARTAIl," as applied to
B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G
ably never ridden in a crowded trolley personal securities, such as automobile benten thick, one fnblespoonful of
the wild tribes which
N o rth w e s t W e ld in g A S u p p ly Co.. I t 1st S t
olive
oil
and
the
whites
of
the
eggs
car has patented a device for soften­ paper and other contracts for the pur­
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O ­
inhabit
middle and cen­
2 1 2 Oregonian Building,
T H E R A P E U T IC S
ing the box toes of shoes.—Louisville chase of goods, and to deal in city and folded In after being beaten stiff.
tral Asia, is one of those words
D rs . B a k e r a n d U leson, 817 D e k u m Bldg.
P O R TLA N D . OREGON
Bananas cut in quarters, sprinkled
county
warrants
and
bonds.
Courier-Journal.
In which a wrongly assumed
C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L D E S IG N S
with lemon and sugar, let stand half
S P E C IA L IS T
C la rk s B ro s., F lo ris ts , 287 M o rris o n 8 L
derivation has modified the
Sheridan.
—
The
oil
and
mineral
an
hour,
then
dipped
in
the
batter
nnd
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N A E V E N IN G
Female and Rectal Troubles and
spelling and the very shnpe In
One Way to Tell.
O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in a s « -A m e ric a n K itc h e n
rights to more than 100 acres near cooked us the apple fritters, are de­
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
C o r n e r B ro a d w a y a n d W ash. P O R T L A N D
which we now have it, for the
As a general thing you can tell from Willamina belonging to Dr. Andrew licious. In fact any fruit may be
F O U N D R Y _ A N D ~ M A C H IN E W O R i t l —
people usually designated by
T R U S S W E A R E R S C o m m e rc ia l Ir o n W o rk s , 7th A M ad is o n . the back of a man’s neck in the street Kershaw have been leased by W. F. used for fritters.
this name are not “Tartars,”
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M A C H IN ES
A T T E N T IO N !
car whether he will offer his seat to Walker and J. Mickleborough, both of
but "Taters."
O regon T y p e w r it e r C o., » 4 -A 5 m u l
Factory Representative for
the lady who Is standing In front of British Columbia. They have been in
The Interpolation of the “r"
Drs. Smiths’ "HONEST H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
in the first syllable caine about
the Willamina district investigating
O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r Co., 231
him.—Galveston
- News.
JOHN” Truss with
(©, 1921, W eetera N ew spaper U nion.)
7 8 th St. N . F lo o rs e le c tric sanded.
when these hordes hurst into
prospects of oil and are said to have
D. W. ELROD,
---------o --------•
M F G S . O F V U L C A N IZ E D R O O F P A IN Y
Europe during the Thirteenth
Sept. 12th to 17th.
N e w roofs a n d r e p a ir in g done.
Young
found good indications. Drilling will
Registering Thermometer.
Refitting* Free of Charg.
a n d W oods. 1103 K . C a ru th e rs 8 t
century and swept everything
1115 Selling Building
For industries where temperature begin about December 1, It Is said.
M F G S . O F R E E D F U R N IT U R E
before them.
Many persons
__________________PORTLA N D ,
OREGON B u y C o a st M a d e Goods. K sed S p e c ia lty
records are of value an inventor has
Sheridan.—Reconstruction of a part
claimed that the ravages of the
Shop, 319 W illia m s A ve .
S U P E R F L U O U S H A IR
devised a registering thermometer of the Willamina power dam, owned
Invading cavalry constituted a
Do not be embarrassed with unsightly hair or fuss P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S
on the face, neck or arms. The American system Smith Long Stevenson 310 Bush A Lane BMg.___ that can be connected to and operated
fulfillment of the prophecy in
by the Sheridan Light & Power com­
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
removes it permanently. No electric needle or S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E
the ninth chapter of Revelation
W1U h e lp fre in d le s s g irls .
depilatary used. Eyebrows straightened.
by an alarm Clock.
pany,
has
begun
and
work
will
be
_ D . A M . c a r, M a y f a ir A A le x a n d r ia Sts.
THE AMERICAN SYSTEM. <27 Pittock Block.
concerning the opening of the
completed in about 30 days, accord
SILOS A N D W ATER TANKS
bottomless pit and the loosing of
Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. National Taak A Pipe Co.. Portland.
Paradoxical.
ing
to
J.
T.
Thompson,
company
man
R e p a irin g done by m a ll.
M o a t TYPEWRITERS—NEW OR REBLILT
the Inhabitants of the Infernal
LOOK FROM A WINDOW.
m odern e q u ip m e n t.
B a u a fa c tlo n Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak S treet
"There is a contradictory sort of ad ager. The old dam was washed out
regions. From this belief en­
g jai
W e lt e r System o f S u g g e stive T h e ra p y
vertisement in the paper of this big last winter. Willamina has been with
P R E - W A R P R IC E S
sued the change of their name
D r. T. W . A y e rs . 715 D e k u m B ld g ._____
OOK from your window on the
C la r k - B r o w e r O p tic a l C o .. 1 1 2 | 6 th S tre e t W H O L E S A L E A N O R E T A I L T I N W A R E
business firm.” "What is it?” "It is out a power plant this summer, de |
from "Taters” to "Tartars,” the
world.
P o r tla n d T in w a r e M f g. C o., 47 F ir s t St. a summary of their winter stock.”
pending on the company's plant at
latter being an outgrowth of
And
you
will
understand
NEW FLUFF RUGS AT HALF A L A S K A P L U M B I N O A H B A T IN G " C O i
Tartnrus, or hell, whence these
Sheridan.
Not purposeless mankind wus hurled
H u m hl ng F ix t u r e s ^ n d ~ S u p p i i i i
p ip e
COST OF NEW CARPETS.
Implacable hordes were sup­
Safety Gloves.
Upon the fertile land.
H a v e y o u r old w o rn o u t c a rp e ts and _ F it t in g s , lo w e s t p rices. 363 K . M o rris o n
Hood
River.—T.
H.
Sherrard,
super
posed to have come.
w o olen c lo th e s m a d e In to a r t is t ic r e r e r s - C L E A N I N G A N D D Y E IN G
Will
think
no
more
from
chaos
9afety
gloves
for
machinists,
have
Ib le F L U F F R U G 8 . C a rp e ta an d ru g a re ­
The bravery of the Invaders,
F o r r e lia b le 'C le a n in g aDd T5yeirig~»erv^
visor of the Oregon national forest,
whirled
p a ire d . S team cleaned. R a g ru g s a ll alaee. les send p a rce ls to u a
been Invented, made of chrome leather
W s p a y r e tu rn
together with their stoic disre­
B u y fro m fa c to ry a n d e ave m oney. W r it e postage.
This
planet
was
unplanned.
In fo r m a tio n a n d p ric e s g ive n and sewed with steel wire so that was here from Portland recently to In
fo r prices.
--------— inent.
gard for pain and the manner In
spect the Lost Lake highway, comple­
[K B ’S C I T Y D T I W O R K S
they will not rip.
which they turned upon their
N o r th w est R u g C o . , 1
E s ta b lis h e d 18M
P o rtla n d
tion of which by forestry crews is only Look from a window, window high,
And see the thing complete;
guards when captured, also gave
D O O R S A N O W IN D O W S -----------------------------
a
matter
of
a
few
weeks.
Mr.
Sherrard
sell you D oors, W in d o w s , R o o f­
Inside one house your soul will die—
rise to the expression “catch a
That’s So.
The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp’y in g W , s P can
a in e G lass a n d B u ild e rs ' H a r d w a r e
said the forested shores of the lake
Behold the house, the street.
Tartar” or "he caught a Tartar,”
Wholesale Dealers in
d i r e c t W e a r c m a n u f a c t u r e r s W r it e fo r
When
the
busy
little
bee
gets
a
load
might become one of the most popular Behold the town, the lands that lie
FANCY FRUITS and FARM PRODUCE
p ric e s b e fo re b u yin g .
H -a c o c k Sash A
which la In use to this day ss
151 Front Street. Portland. Oregon.
D o o r C o., 212 F i r s t SC. P o rtla n d .
he goes straight home—which la more points in the community. Automobile
Stretched out before your feet.
a synonym for being taken by
than any man can do.
surprise, particularly when a
parties by the thousands have visited
Tour eaves touch other eaves, and
person thinks that he has made
the section this year.
HOOCH HOUND FINDS LIQUOR has a red nose, and hia nose got that
they
Caste In China.
an easy conquest.
wny digging tor liquor. The prohibi­
With other eaves combine—
Monmouth.—The 1921 prune crop In
(C o p y r ig h t )
In China an inferior upon horseback,
Dry Agents Would Buy Terrier Named tion authorities want him. but they
A
block,
a
mile,
they
stretch
sway,
can't have him. In two days Bone meeting a superior, dismounts and the vicinity of Monmoutn will be
William Jennings Volstead,
A great unbroken line.
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small compared with the yield of
Dry has uncaehed two quantities of waits until the other has passed.
but Owner R efutes
Beyond your city cities—yea.
New Yorkers Are Cleanly.
burled hooch. Ills master, hearing
former years. In one or two large
What Is one house of mine?
A noted German surgeon, visiting
B E H N K E -W A L K E R
orchards about one-half crop Is expect­
Huntington. IV. Vs.—Bernard Staley him bark at a stump In a neighboring AreYsiSabM? BUSINESS
C O LLEG E
New York, was asked what impressed
flelil,
Investigated
and
dug
up
several
Look
from
your
window
on
mankind,
ed,
but
In
the
majority
the
yield
will
has a dog tliat is worth a million
to th e b iggest, m e s t p e r fe c tly equipped
him most.
A man nnd not • mole,
• T r a in in g B rb eo l la th e N o rth - be much 1 m s , and some growers have
which he has refused to sell to the quart bottles of very floe moonshine.
F i t y e u re e tf f o r a h ig h e r po ettlen
"The cleanliness of (he people as s
His
other
escapade
of
the
48
hours
A
man
has
visions,
molee
are
blind.
state prohibition department.
His
w it h m o re m o n e y
r i r t o a a i e l p e e ltie n s estimated the crop at 15 per cent. As
mass,” he said. "Everybody In your
For them no planets roll.
red o u r G ra d u a l» «
name la William Jennings Volstead, was the recovering of several gallons assu
crowded subways seems accustomed to
W r it e fir estates- F e a r t h a n d T x m h lS . a part compensation for the smallnMe Lock outward, friend, and you will
they call him Bone Dry for short, and buried In a creek bed.
of the crop, the prunes are of large
dally baths and to wear freshly laun­
find
he's a hooch bound.
Staley has refused fabulous offers
dered linen. Otherwise your subway
Each soul a kindred soul.
P. N . U.
N o . 38, 1(21 else and excellent quality.
Bone Dry la a rat terrier and ba for tlia dog, It is said.
crowds would be unendurable.”
(C e p y r l(h t)
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