As to Immortality.
PORTLA ndmarket
rlfeae Ae««
Hotel Alder
WMGLEY5
Newest
Creation
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL
285 A id e r S t r e e t . P o r tla n d , O reffoa.
W ill r e n t y o u a room f o r 11.00 p er d a y . o r a room
w i t h b a th f o r 11.60 to 12.00 p er day?
BAB’S RESTAURANT feggjjtt&fcS
s L Cafeteria
S ixth Street opposite T h e O reg o n ie n and A i
ri cr S treet opposite M e ir & F r a n k ' . . T h e Best
E atin g p lace in th e C ity .
T h e Fin es t C o ffe e
and P a s try a S pecialty.
Huck Finn Was Considered “Harmful.**
INFO RM ATIO N
Preservative Paints D E P A R T M E N T
Glidden Varnishes
AND
Preservative Guaranteed
P A IN T S
CO CA
16 Colors,
gallon .
C om m ercial Inform ation fum lahed free
of charge. Cataloguée tuppllod
ipplls and eom
m arcial Inquirías chaarfully answered.
W rite an y firm belowl Do It nowl
A C C O R D IA N P L E A T IN G
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K n ifa ''a n d ~ h o x pleating, h e m a titc W n i
10c yd. B uttons covered. N o v e lty Shop,
88% F ifth street, Portland.
A G R IC U L T U R A L IM P L E M E N T S
G E T O U R S P E C IA L P R IC E S O N O U R
Mowers, Rakes, Tedders, G rain Cradles,
and B in d e rs P. E . Esbenahade Co., 360-8
M orrlaon S t., Portland.__________________
«R a z in g , v VE lö T nq a c u t T i R i
N orth w est W eld ing A Supply Co., I t 1st BI
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O
T H E R A P E U T IC S
Deck u d Floor FAINTS
f O AC
10 Colors,
gallon -
If you cannot come In send for
color card. Order by mall. Mail
orders filled same day as received.
“Y ss C u Get It At Beebe’»”
The Beebe Company
Cor. 1st. and Wash. Sts.
P o rtla n d ,
-
O re g o n
“Where Hone
Comforts A ta ri”
PORTLAND. O U
Th u pleasure of your trip to P o rt
land w ill depend upon the hotel you
•elect.
Coxy surroundings, m oderate
rates, and the welcome you find In
your own home town, a w a it you a t
the M ultnom ah.
Garage in Connection.
T Y P E W R IT E R S
G u a r a n te e d R eb u ilt« .
R e n te d o r «old.
E asy
n t« . S e n d fo r il-
u itr a t e d c a ta lo g u e B .
Wbolasak Typewriter Ce.
321 « u fa d a Su
PORTLAND. ORE.
RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING
DEVICES.
Dry. B ake r and Oleaon,_817 D ekum B ldg.
C L E A N E R « , T A IL O R S A N D O V E R «
Special a tte n tio n given to m all orders.
R E G A L. T A IL O R S . 117 N o rth S ix th 8L
C U T F L O W E R « A F L O R A L D E S IG N S
C larks Bros., Florists, 217 Morrison BL
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N OON A BVBNING
O rien tal C afe. C hinese-A m erican Kitchen
Corner B roadw ay and W a s h . P O R T L A N D
Duckbaok W aterp ro ofin g Preservative
Guaranteed fo r au to tops. Spring lu b ri
cant and gaaket compound. 3uS Pins tit.
FARM LO AN«
D avereaun M ortgage Ca., »7 3th Bt-_____
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K «
C om m ercia l Iro n W orks, 7th A M adison.
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U IL T MACHINES
Oregon T y p e w rite r Co., 14-A sin tit.
H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
O a k -L e a f H ardw ood F loor Co., » 1 B .
71th S t N . Floors electric sanded.
H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T IN G
tiusie Buckley, P ow er’s F u rn itu re .Itors.
L . A. S. U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E
Used cars bot and sold. 28 N . 11th S t ,
Phone B roadw ay 3214.
OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE
B e f o r e y o u o r d e r y o u r w e d d in g a n n o u n c e m e n t«
a n d c a r d s , w r i t e o r v ia it T H C C H E T O P A P R E S S
A r e q u e s t f o r s a m p le « e n t it ie s y o u to 60 b e a u t if u l
c a llin g c a r d s in a n e n g r a v e d e f f e c t f r e e o f c h a r g e .
B r o a d w a y a t T a y lo r
P o r tla n d , O re g o n
DR. E . H. E A ST
P H Y S IC IA N A N D B U R G E O N
Specialties! Goitres, Diseases of Women
sad M a te rn ity
O ffice M organ B u ild ls g ^ ^ P o r t la n d . Ore.
AUTO REPAIR PARTS
S e n d f o r f r e e c a ta lo g
P IST O N S— PISTO N P IN S — RING S
C y lin d e r a n d C ra n k S h a f t G r in d in g .
A u to
m o tiv e M a c h in e W ork a n d W e ld in g .
C O O K A G IL L C O .. IN C .
11th and Burnside Stn.
P o r tla n d . O re .
P h o n e : B d w y . 1281
specialty.
Consultation très.
S atisfa ctio n guaranteed. D r. B.
A. Bedynek, 608-9 P itto ck Block.
K O D A K S
Fitters ari Makers for Fifty-five Yean
S a t is f a c tio n or H o n e y B a c k .
B an d f o r B o o k a n d M eaaura B la n k Today.
WOODARD. CLARKE & CO.
P o r t la n d .
A ld a r a t W a st P a r k
Used Ford Tracks and Toarñg Cars
B a r g a in s a t a ll t im e s
UMVEISAL CAI EXCHANGE
U s e d F o r d s E x c lu s iv e ly
G ran d A v . A Y a m h ill P o r t-
la n d . Write fiar pneu asd terns.
L e t ue finish w h a t your K odak began.
Best work, best service. Old established
K odak finishers, IS years In Portland.
M a ll orders given special care. W e pay
re tu rn postage. A ll prints made on Velox
paper. R egular E astm an Dealers, a ll the
Kodaks and sundries in stock. K od ak or
Prem o catalog sent on request
Eveland
G Lew is, 413 E a s t M orrison tit.. Portland.
Eyes E xam in ed .
R ep airing
Glasses F itted .
done
by maJl.
modern equipm ent.
T ir e d A c h i n g F e e t C a n B e R e lie v e d .
D. W.
E L R O D . 1116 S e llin g B ld g . P o r tla n d . S p e c ia liz in g
o a A r c h S u p p o r ts , H o n e s t J o h n T r u ss. S e a m le s s
E la s t ic H o s ie r y . A b d o m in a l S u p p o r ts . A n k le S u p
p o r ts.
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N EW FLUFF RUGS AT HALF
C O ST O F N E W C A R PETS.
H a v e your old worn out carpets and
woolen clothes made Into artis tic revers
ib le F L U F F R U G 8. Carpeta and ruga re-
red, steam cleaned. Rag rugs all sixes,
y from facto ry and aave money. W rits
prices.
S
Northwest Rug Co., "}.
DR. G. E. WATTS
212 Oregonian Bnikling.
PORTLAND. OREGON
S P E C IA L IS T
Female and Rectal Troubles and
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
Most
Satisfaction
guaranteed.
P R E -W A R P R IC R S
C la rk -B ro w e r Optical Co., 112j Sth Street
“ A M oderate Priced H otel of M e rit”
HOTEL
C L IF F O R D
E ast M orrison S t , a t E a s t S ixth, the
P rincipal E a s t Bids H otel. 8 m inutes from
Shopping D is t r ic t F o u r blocks front a P .
East Bids Station.
T E S , " I T W I L L P A T " to send US
th a t R A D IA T O R fo r repair. Made
1 ’ ’ ■Sill riKe new for a m oderate price,
if.i I E x p e rt w o rk absolutely g .ia ra n -
C S fflJ to e d . R A D IA T O R S E R V IC E CO.
Cor U nion a H aw thorne. Portland
A B U S IN E S S E D U C A T IO N
“WATCH YOUR
FEET”
ymciJYSK
IfaaafMftarer« ef
JH B
A r e p a in f u l a n d o f t e n d a n g e r o u s .
O ur
H a n d - w o v e i - t o - f l t E la s t ic S t o c k in g s , Belts
a n d B a n d a g e s a lw a y s g i v e r e lie f.
S w e e t e n the
breath.aid digestion,
ouiet nervousness,
allay thirst and help
keep teeth white.
F L U F F and R A G R U G S a S p ecia lty
OaJHPHT OL1AMDÍO, LATINO A SLUM«
1672-1674 E a st 17tb S tr e et
E y e a n d E y e Glasses C a re
SWOLLEN (Varicose)VEINS
Delectable sugar
coating around a
nippy zippy bit of
peppermint chewing
sum.
PO R TL A N D RUG CO.
FREE
A Position fo r Each Graduate
W rite us today.
A L 1 S K Y B U IL D IN G
Pyorrhea
The Flavor Lasts
M FG S. O F
V U L C A N IZ E D
ROOF
M FG S. O F R E E D F U R N IT U R E
B u y C o a st M a d e G o o d s.
R e e d S p e c ia lt y
Shop, 319 W illiam s A v e . _________
M U R S 6R IE S
-tussellvHle Nursery. R
F. D
AUTOMOBILE
WHEEL
Unescorted Nocturnal Tourist Give.
Police of Chicago 8ome Rest
Worry.
Chicago.—A wheel rolled out in
front of the automobile of Fred W.
Brunts. 550 Surf street and bopped
along at • merry clip northward In
Boni Mich. Mr. Brunts laughed. It
was peculiar to see a wheel wandering
about at that time of night unescorted
by any automobile.
1
O R E G O N F L U F F R U G CO.
J . H L e h m a n n , P r o p . 1 2 1 4 P le a t 8»a*-»
P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T »
S m ith L o n g S t e v e n s o n 310 B u sh A L a n e B i d e . ___
S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E
W ill h e lp f r e i n d l e s s g ir ls .
p , & M. ear, M a y fa ir 4b A lex an d ria Sts
SlLOS AND WATER TANKS
N a tio n a l T an k A P ip e C o.. P o r tla n d .
T in fe R E P A IR IN G A N O R E T R E A D IN G
Used and
new tires bought and sold
A 4k B T ire tihop. 389 H a w th o rn e A VO.
T Y P E W R IT E R S — N E W O R R E B U IL T
rte b u ilt T y p e w r it e r C o.. 304 O ak S t r e e t .
W elte r System of Suggestive Therapy
Dr. T. W . Ayers, 716 D ekum Bldg.
W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T IN W A R E
Portland T i nw are M fg. Co., 47 F ir st Bt.
A L A S K A P L U M B IN G A H E A T IN G CO.
lumblng F ix tu re s and tiuppliea.
F ittin g s , lowest prices. 34» E. Morrlaon
C L E A N IN G A N D D Y E IN 9
F o r reliable Cleaning and b y ein g Serv
ice eend parcels to u a
W e pay return
postage.
In form atio n and pncea gives
upon request.
E N K E ’B C IT T D T H W O R K S
Established 1890
Portland
R U P L E S t P H Y S lC IA N
hronic diaeaaes a specialty.
Allen, 2nd and Burnside.____
___
E M B R O ID E R IN G A N D P L E A T IN G —
A cco r3iarrslde and box P l e a t i n g , H em
stitching, Buttons Covered, B raidin g, etc.
K . Stephans, 219-10-21 P ittock Block.
DOO R B ~Ä N tJ ~ W l N D Ö W »
W e can sell you Doors, Windows, Roof
ing. P ain t. Glass and Builders’ H ardw are,
d irect a t wholesale prices.
W rite for
prices before buying. Hancock Bash 8b
Door Co.,_»13 F l r s t B t ., P o rtla n d ._______
H O R S E S , M U L E S B O U G H T ,'B O L D
C rown Stables, Inc., 286 F ro n t tit., P o rt
land, Ore. Horses and mutes for sale or
hire. Special rates to loggers and con
tractors. W ith o r w ith o u t harness.
__________________ P h illip Buetter, P re s
U . B. 8 T A B L Ê S , 3»6'U nion Ave. D ra ft
horaaa bought and sold.
_____________
C. L. Chappell. 222 U n I on
South.
JOY
Butts c le a n e d . « 1 M
-
W e p a y r e tu r n P o s t a g e .
104 F o u r th B t..
P o r tla n d . O re
T H E T A IL O R .
L E A R N M U L T IG R A P H IN G
T h e C allan School, only recognised
_________ __________
pei
Expert.
tore alw ays in demand. 4 0 4 A rtisans Bldg
M A C H IN E R Y
Bead as y e a r Inquiries fe r aa ytklag la
Ir e s er W eod w erklag Machlaery, Legging,
Saw m ill, C oatracters' E q a ta a .a t, Loce-
a e tlre a , Sellers, «nglaes. Crashers. Rail,
Cahla. Baltina, ate. B arka M acklaery C .
428 R ailw ay lx c h a a g a B ldg., Partlaad, ©r.
M E A T A NO PRODUCE BOUGHT
N ew Ceolera Installed assuring protec
tion to shippers of dressed hog», butter,
eggs, etc. T r y u a B rown A Co., 314 H o y t
M OTORCYCLES A N D PARTS
AU maksa. E asy terms.
E A S T B ID E M O T O R C Y C L E CO.
44-48 G R A N D A V E .
ORO MOUTH WA8H will clean
your teeth and mouth and guma better
than any known remedy.
ORO MOUTH WASH la the beat
mouth wash ever seen or used by
dentists tor their patients.
ORO MOUTH WASH Dike« sore
ness, bleeding and pain from gums
and make« them natural.
ORO MOUTH WA8H will clear up
your mouth so that when you see your PERgCUÂC
dentist, his work will be much lest.
M A R R T I F L O N E L T ; fo r results, tr y me:
ORO MOUTH WASH will ba sent beat and moat successful “ H am a M a ker;'
hundreds rich wish m arriag e aoan; s tric t
to you, charge« paid, on receipt of ly co nfiden tial: most reliab le; years of
money order or draft for 82.50, payable experience; descriptions free. “T h e Suc
cessful C lub," Mrs. N A S H , Box 484,
to HILLSBORO CHEMICAL COM- O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA .
! PANY, HILLSBORO, OREGON. Fi S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O fc ’
W a help the appearaace ef
nancial Reference, Shute Savings
T w e n ty -tw a Inch sw itch
Bank, Hillsboro, Ore.
tloa, value »7.60, price »1.48.
484 to 413 Oakum n
LOST:
P A IN T
New ioofs and repairing don»*
Yunus
tnd Woods. 11 oj E. C aruthers S t . _________
He heard a crashing of glass, the
clanging of a bell, the shriek of a
police whistle, the clatter of heavy
soled shoes on the pavement and a
few harsh commands.
Mr. Brunts stopped. His bait was
due partly to curiosity and partly to
the fact that he couldn’t go any
farther. Something had anchored bis
car to Randolph street. It coughed,
sputtered and listed to starboard.
Jnst as the motorist got out to sea
what might he the trouble an auto
mobile loaded with policemen turned
No Longer Popular.
No matter how black or threatening
the outlook, keep working, keep vis
ualizing your life dream, and some un
expected way will surely open for its
fulfillment. The abiding faith in a
power which will bring things out
right In the end, which will harmonize
dlacord, has always been strong in men
and women who have done great
things in the world.—Orison Swett
Marden, in Chicago Dally News.
Didn’t Have the Price.
Returning home from the dentist’s,
where he had gone to have a loose
tooth drawn, little Raymond reported
as follows: "The doctor told me ’fore
he began that If I cried or screamed
It would cost me a dollar, but If I was
a good boy it would be only 50 cents.”
“Did you scream?” his mother asked.
“How could 1?" answered Ray; “you
only gave me 60 cents.”
It is Interesting to remember when
one sees “Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn” listed as one of the 30 books
necessary for all-around culture by the
New York public library, that when
the book was new, some 25 years ago,
the Boston public library and others
Heart’s Imperative Need.
about the country refused to place the
Something the heart must have to
book in the circulating departments.
The reason, as published, was that the cherish, must love, and joy and sorrow
book would be harmful to the youth learn; something with passion clasp,
or perish, and In Itself to ashes burn.
ful mind.—Milwaukie Journal.
—Longfellow.
Egyptians First In Field.
Effect of Singing Lessons.
The earliest objects that civilization
A teacher of singing declares that
possesses in the way of ancient pot a two-months’ course of proper
tery Bhow that the Egyptians were breathing exercise should increase the
probably the first to use glazes, but the circumference of tho chest two or
practice may have originated inde three Inches.
pendently whereveir a knowledge of
early glazes were of the alkaline type,
Quality Appreciated.
which had to be first fused Into a glass
As little Rose was walking along
before It could be applied to pottery.
the sidewalk with me, I asked her It
she would like to walk on the elevated
Many Missing.
curb. It seemed to bo just the thing
Every year no fewer than 30,000 she wanted to do, because she said to
peraons are reported missing in Lon me, “Oh, you are a good asker.”—Chi
don alone. Some of them are never cago American.
seen nor heard of again; others, after
weeks or months of absence, return
But They’re Scarce.
and take up the threads of their for
Our idea of the right kind of girl
mer life as if they had never left IL—
la one who can dance well, but doesn’t
Brooklyn Eagle.
act as If the rest of humanity were
merely her dance floor.—Dallas News.
Old Japanese Title.
Tycoon Is the title by which the
Unfortunate Oversight.
Shoguns of Japan were known to for
Jud Tunkina says the man who used
eigners since the signing of the treaty
in 1858 by Commodore Perry on be to think It was cheaper to move than
half of the United States and Iyesada, pay rent has discovered that he reck
oned without his next landlord.
the shogun of Japan.
“AFTER
EVERY
MEAL’
If It’s anything In paint we have IL
Thu very best—the kind that lasta
longer.
Make our atore your headquarters
In Portland.
If I am wrong In thinking the hu
man aoul immortal, I am glad to be
wrong; nor will I allow the mistake
which gives me so much pleasure to
be wrested from me as long as I live.
But If when dead, as some Insignifi
cant philosophers think, I am to be
without sensation, I am not afraid of
dead philosophers deriding my errors.
Again, if we are not to be immortal,
it is nevertheless what a man must
wish—to have his life end at its prop
er time. For nature puts a limit to
living as to everything else,—Cicero
“On Old Age,”
B-82
Wanted~Man to take orders
F O R M A D E T O M E A S U R E combination
raincoats, top coats and gabardines. P re
fe r someone w ith previous experience
selling a ta ilo rin g line. H a v e a splendid
proposition, low prices, a ttra c tiv e lin e in
swatch form. E v e ry g arm en t guaranteed.
Address W abansla M fg. Co., Dapt. N.,
O akley Bldg, a t W abanala A ve., Chicago.
The Uninvited Guest.
for the, New Model
One evening I dropped in to see
some Intimate friends. When I en
tered tne house I discovered to my
surprise that they had friends for
dinner. Before I could excuse myself
their youngest daughter, Elizabeth,
asked me If I had been invited to the
party. Upon answering in the nega
tive, she said, “Well, why did you
come?”—Chicago Tribune.
K ir ii
Quality Goes ClearThrough
Cutlcura Comforts Baby'e Skin
When red, rongh und Itching with hot
baths of Cutlcura Soap and touches of
Cutlcura Ointment.
Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed dusting powder, Cutlcura Talcum,
one of the Indispensable Cutlcura
Toilet Trio.—Adv.
Playing Carde.
Although It is commonly reported
that playing cards were Invented In
France in 1392 to divert Charles VI,
D’Allemagne, a French writer on the
subject, mentions them as being in
use in Belgulm In 1397, and probably
something analogous to them—marked
discs or counters—have been employ
ed In the East from remote antiquity.
It Is now usually thought that it was
in Italy playing cards were first made,
about 1370, and at Venice.
Eruptions of Kilauea.
The great eruptions from the vol
cano of Kilauea, In the eastern part
of the Island of Hawaii, were those
of 1789, 1823, 1832, 1880 and 1868.
Kilauea-lkl, a companion crater lying
a mile north of the main crater, is
now extinct
Despite the fact that a cat rarely
moves. It seldom becomes as fat as a
dog would under similar circumstances.
This is because Its Immobility Is not
that of Inaction, its nerves are work
ing while Its muscles seem at rest
Guticurá Soap
Por the Hands
- I S IDEAL*
the corner and spilled Its cargo to the
carb.
The policemen with pistols
drawn, dashed Into the fnr shop of
John T. Shayne, 150 North Michigan
avenue, calling loudly for every ona
within sight and hearing to surrender. Are Y n Stafiri? BEHNKE-W
ALKER
_
BUSINESS
COLLEGE
Mr. Brunts was their only customer.
It was discovered that the tnyster
Iona wheel was part of the rear equip w r.t_ F it yourself fo r a higher poaltlon
w ith m ors money. perm an ent goatOona
ment of hts own car. It had bopped i w u r w our Graduates.
W r ite (Sr catalog— F o u rth and Tam hlH,
over the curb In Randolph street Into
the plate glass window of tha Shayne
company, setting off the burglar alarm. P . N . u.
N o. SO, 1921
Mr. Brunts waa allowed to go homo.
This is not only
uy one of the most
beautiful cars in America, but one
of the most economical to operate.
It is not at all surprising to get from
23 to 25 miles to a gallon of gasoline.
The mileage on tires is equally high.
This along with the fact that the New
Model DORT has unlimited power
makes it your kind of a car.
And think of it—you may own
one of these remarkable motor cars
at $985 factory. And on our easy
payment plan, too. Write us direct
-today-or see your local Dort dealer.
Some very desirable territory »till open to respon
sible parties who would like to act as dealers. Very
attractive proposition.
Northwest Auto Company, Inc.
DISTRIBUTORS
1 8 t h a n d A ld e r S t . ,
P o r t la n d , O r e g o n
NORTHWEST AUTO CO.. Inc., Portland, Oregon.
SEND THIS COUPON: I am interested In the New Model Dort and
would like to know more about «. I could pay $ ............................down and
$
........... a month.
Signed..................................................................................................................
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