April Fool Jokes.
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arose from the fact that Noah sent
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Phone: Bdwy. 3281
HOTEL HOYT
S ix th a n d H o y t S tre e ts
P o r tla n d , O re « o n
C o n v e a le n t to B o th D e p o ts
A b s o lu te ly F ire p r o o f
R oom s 1 1.00 a n d up w ith o u t B a th .
R oom s 11.00 s a d u p w it h B a th .
ELBERT S . ROBE, M gr.
SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS
Are painful and often dangerous. Oar
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Balta
and Bandages always give relief.
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-fire Yean
Satisfaction or Money Back.
Bend for Book and Measure Blank Today.
WOODARD. CLARKE i CO.
Portland.
Alder at West Park
Weedlark Batidlas
C o m m e rc ia l In fo rm a tio n fu rn is h e d fre e
o f c h a rg e . C a ta lo g u é e s upp lied a nd c o m
m e rc ia l In q u irie s c h e e rfu lly a n s w e red .
W r It e a n y f lr m b e lo w i D o I t n o w !
A C C O R D IA ty P L E A T I N G
K n if e a n d '^ S o iP p le a tin g , h e m e t l t c h ín í
10c yd. B u tto n s c overed. N o v e lty Shop,
85 f t F i f t h str e e t. P o rtla n d . _________
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A G R IC U L T U R A L I M P L E M E N T S
G E T O U R S P E C IA L P R IC E S O N O U R
M o w e rs , R ak e s , T e n d e rs , G r a in C ra d les ,
a n d B in d e rs . P . E . E sb e n s h a d e Co., 360-e
M o r r is o n S t., P o r tla n d .
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B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G
C U T T IN G
N o r th w e s t W e ld in g A ¡Supply C o., I t lb t Bt
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O .
T H E R A P E U T IC S
P r e . B s k e r a n d U leson, 817 D e k u tn B ldg.
C L E A N E R S , T A IL O R S A N D D Y E R S
S p e c ia l a tte n tio n g iv e n to m a ll order«.
R E G A L . T A IL O R S , 1Ü7 N o r t h S ix t h 8 L
CUT FLOW ER«
F L O R A l D E S IG N «
C la rk e B ro s., F lo r ilt a , 217 M o rris o n 8 t
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N
E V E N IN G
O r ie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n
C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a n d W a s h . P O R T L A N D
b u c k h a c k W a te rp ro o fin g P re s e r v a tiv e
G u a ra n te e d fo r a u to topa. S p rin g lu b r i
c a n t a n d g s s k e t com pound. 306 P in e SL
F A R M LOAN«
D e v e re a u x M o rtg a g e C o., 17 I t h B t
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K «
C o m m e rc ia l Ir o n W o rk « . 7 th
M a d leon.
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T " machines
O re g o n T y p e w r it e r C o., 8 4 -A b ih S L
H A R D W O O D F L O G R IN •
O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., 231 BL
7 3th S L N . F lo o r« e le c tric sanded.
H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T IN G
S usie B u c k le y , P o w e r's F u r n it u r e S to re .
L. A . 8 . U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E
U sed c ars b u t a n d sold. 23 N . 1 1th S L ,
P h o n e B ro a d w a y 3214.____________________
M F G S . O F V U L C A N I Z E D R O O F P A IN T
N e w roofs a n d r e p a ir in g done.
Y ou n g
a n d W oods, 1103 E . C a r u th e r s S L
M F G S . O F R E E D 'W U R N I T U R E
B u y C o a st M a d e Goods.
H eed S p e c ia lty
Shop, 31» W illia m s A v e ._______________ *
S T U R J E R IE l
R u a a e llv llle Nursery. R. F . D . 1._______
O R E G O N F L U F F R U G CO.
J. H . L e h m a n n , P re p . 1*84 B u t S ta rk
P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T *
Sm ith Lens Stevenson 319 Bush A Lane Bids.
S C H O O L O F W E L D IN G
O ff ic ia lly rec o g n ize d by s ta te a n d fe d
e ra l b o ard as T n e place to le a rn w e ld in g
a ll m e ta ls . C o m m e rc ia l School o f W e ld
in g , 611 E a s t G r a n t, C or. 11th, P o rtla n d .
S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E 8 C U E H O M E
W i l l h e lp fre in d le s 'f g irls.
D . & M . c ar, > la y f a ir & A le x a n d r ia S t a
SILO « A N D W A TER TA N KS
National Tank A Pip« Co.. Portland.
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K . S te p h a n s . 818-20-21 I d tto c k B lo c k .
D O O R S A N O 'T W lN D O y y «
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I ng. P a i n t G lass a n d B u ild e rs ’ H a r d w a r e ,
d ire c t a t w h o le s ale p rices.
W r it e fo r
p ric e s b e fo re b u y in g .
H a n c o c k Bash A
D o o r C o., 218 F ir s t S t., P o rtla n d .
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HORSES, M U LES BO U G H T, SOLE
C ro w n S tables, In c ., 285 F r o n t S t.. P o r t
la n d , O re . H o rse s an d m u le s fo r sale or
h ire . S p e c ia l ra te s to lo ggers a n d co n
tra c to rs . W i t h o r w it h o u t harness.
P h illip S u e tte r, P re«.
U. 8. S T A B L E S . 365 U n io n A v a . D r a f t
horses b o u g h t a n d sold.
C. L . C h a p p e ll, 822 U n io n A v a . S ou th .
JOY
THE
T A I L O R . Suits cleaned. 8 1 1 5
We pay return Postage.
104 Fourth SL.
Portland. Ore
L E A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN Q
T h e C a lla n School, o n ly recog nized
school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d o p e ra
to rs a lw a y s In d e m an d . 405 A rtis a n s Bldg-
m a c h in e r y
ing
Send us y u n r In q u irie s f o r a n y th k in
g la
Ir o n or W e o d w o rk ls g M a c h la s ry , Loi
- Ug.
egg
S a w m ill, C o n tra c to rs ’ E q u ip m e n t, Loco-
m otives. B o ilers , E ng in e s , C ru sh ers , K a il,
C able. B a itin g , etc. B u r k * M a c h in e ry C e M
528 R a ilw a y Exchange B ldg ., P o r tla n d. O r.
M EA T A N D PRODUCE BO UGHT
N e w C oolers in s ta lle d a s s u rin g p ro te c
tio n to s h ip p e rs of dressed hogs, b u tte r ,
eggs, e tc. T r y ua. B r o w n A C o.. 810 H o y t.
M O TO RCYCLES A N D PARTS
A ll m akes. E a s y te rm s .
E A S T S ID E M O T O R C T C L H C O .
44-48 G R A N D A V E .
PERSONAL
M A R R Y I F L O N E L Y ; fo r re s u lts , t r y m e;
best a n d m o s t successful “ H o m e M a k e r ; ’’
hu n d re d s ric h w is h m a r r ia g e soon; s t r ic t
ly c o n fid e n tia l: m ost re lia b le ; y e a rs of
e x p e rie n c e ; d e s c rip tio n s fre e . “ T h e S u c
cessful C lu b ,”
M rs .
NASH,
B ox 656,
O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA
S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R
W e h e lp th e a p p e a ra n o s o f w o m a a .
T w e n t y - t w o In c h s w itc h o r
tlo n , v a lu e 87.CO, p ric e 82.48.
400 to 418 D e k u m B ld g .
THE SCOUT HAND BOOK.
E y e an d E y e G lasses C are
J H ^ b f c m y s p e c ia lty .
C o n s u lta tio n
fre e .
S a tis f a c tio n g u a r a n te e d .
D r. B.
a . B o d y n e k , 603-» P ltto c k B loch.
Everything for the Motorcyclist.
R eb u ilt H arley-D avid son
MOTORCYCLES
S a m e g u a ra n te e as n e w . F ro m $200.00 up
to $360.00, a ll la te m odels, w it h 3 speed
a n d e le c tric e q u ip m e n t.
E a s y te rm s if
d esired.
F a y w h ile you rid e . Send fo r
lit e r a t u r e .
M o to rc y c le an d S u p p ly Co..
H a r le y D a v id s o n S e rv ic e C e n te r, 200 3rd
S L , P o r tla n d , O re ., c o rn e r T a y lo r .
K O D A K S
L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began.
B e s t w o rk , best s ervice. O ld e sta b lis h e d
_____
K o d a k fin is h e rs , 12 y e a rs in P o rtla n d .
__________ ______________ _______
D . W M a ll o rders g iv e n s pecial care. W e p a y
ELROD. 1115 Selling Bldg, Portland, Specializing r e t u r n p o s ta re . A ll p rin ts m ad e on V e lo x
ap e r. R e g u la r E a s tm a n D ea le rs , a ll the
en Arch Supporta. Honest John Truaa. Seamleaa
Lodaks an d s u n d rie s in stock. K o d a k or
Elastic Hosiery, Abdominal Supporta, Ankle Sup
P re m o c a ta lo g sen t on req uest.
E v e la n d
porta._________________ _______________________
A L e w is , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d .
“ WATCH YOUR
FE E T ”
2nd a nd
p M E o n in c E iM ft
U^e cun sell you D oors, «?K ln dow a,R oof:
S ix th s tr e e t o p p o s ite T h e
d e r s tr e e t o p p o s ite M e i r
E a tin g p la c e in th e C it y .
a n d P a s tr y • S p e c ia lty .
“Where Hsne
A lle n ,
“Reading Up” on All Things Having
to Do With tho Wonderful Outdoors
Is Important.
ELKS ADOPT BOY SCOUTS.
The Elks ot Minneapolis have pur-,
chased as a permanent cainp site for
E
the use of local hoy scouts, an 18-acre
farm located on Lake Minnetonka
BROOKE DRUG CO. " K X .:" Eyss Examined. Classes Fitted. which Scout Executive Bale pro
R e p a irin g done by m a ll.
M oat
C U T R A T E M A IL O R D ER DRUGGISTS.
nounces the finest camp site in Amer
1 m odern e q u ip m e n t.
S a tis fa c tio n
Gleonia Pile treatment, sold under guarantee.
guarantee«
ed.
*5 00. no pain no operation. Chybke’e Tape worm
ica. The former owner of the farm,
P R E - W A R P R IC E S
Remover. 810. Chybke » "Dermo Septine” for
skin eruption, eczema, 85.00. Letters answered. C la r k - B r o w e r O p tic a l C e., 112| 6 th S tre e t Benjamin A. Paust, has not only made
a generous sale price for the property,
A B U S IN E S S E D U C A T IO N F R E E
but has also agreed to help the Elks
finance the enterprise. It Is confident
The
P e rs o n a l
W r ltla *
ly excepted that other Elks’ lodges
M a e h ln t.
W e ig h t I lbs
throughout the country will follow the
P ric e 850 0# czh In cluded
example of their Minneapolis brothers.
A P o s itio n fo r E a c h G ra d u a te
FtU * 0, Tab w ii Ye«; Typewrite Aaywkere.
A L IS K Y B U IL D IN G
And what did the boys themselves
E. W. PEASE, 110 Sink, Portland, Ore. W r it e us to d ay .
say to the proposition? “Oh, boy!”
____________ W rite for folder 2 9 ”____________
MA M o d e ra ta F ric a d H e te I e f M erit»*
they exploded with glee. “A whole
H O T E L C L IFFO R D
NEW FLUFF RUGS AT HALF
E a s t M o rris o n S L , a t E a s t S ix th , th a farm with woods an’ hayloft an’ lake
COST OF NEW CARPETS.
P r in c ip a l E a s t S ld e H o t e L 8 m in u ta s fro m
to swim In an’ everything. These
H a v a y o u r old w o rn o u t c a rp e ts an d
o p p ifn
ln i f :
Elks are regular guys I”
w o o le n clo th es m a d e in to a r t is t ic re v e rs
a t Sida S ta tio n .
C orona
ib le F L U F F R U G S .
C a rp e ts a n d ru g » r e -
R a g rugs a ll size«.
save m o n e y . W r it e
a ire d , s te a m c leaned.
luy fro m f a c to r y a n d
S
f o r p ric e *.
N orthw est R ug C o.,
DR.
G. E . W A T T S
2 1 2 Oregonian Raikling.
P O R TLA N D . OREGON
SP E C IA L IST
F> w a le a n d R e c ta l T ro u b le s a n d
GLA
d
TRANSPLANTATIONS
MORRISON SB
UNCLE SAM GOES “SEALING”
Expects to Get 30.000 Pribilof Palt*
In Summer Drive This
Year.
geattle, Wash.—Sealskin coats—as
many as can lie made from about 30,-
000 skin»—will be the objective this
Sommer In the government’s drive on
Its seal preserves on the Pribilof
Islands, which lie In the Bering sea.
off Alaska.
Y E S , “ I T W I L L P A Y “ to send ua
t h a t R A D IA T O R fo r re p a ir. M a d e
lik e n e w fo r a m o d e ra te price.
E x p e r t w o rk a b s o lu te ly g u a r a n
teed. R A D IA T O R S E R V IC E C O .
Y C o r U n io n A H a w th o r n e , P o rtla n d
Roman Baths Overpraised.
The baths of ancient Rome so won
derfully pictured by painters and
story tellers, do not compare favor
ably with the modern bath. Judged
by standards prevailing before the
coming of Christ these baths were
wonderful, but measured by standards
of today the glories of Rome, marks
of the highest degree of civilization
in the ancient world, would be de
clared unsanitary and likely be con
demned as menaces to the health of
users.
Don’t Forget Cutlcura Talcum
When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby
and dusting powder and perfume, ren
dering other perfumes superfluous.
You may rely on It because one of the
Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and
Talcum). 23c each everywhere.—Adv.
(C o p y rig h t.)
Ancient Egyptian Money.
The ancient Egyptians had a gold
coin and silver standard of currency,
and their money was In the form
ot gold and silver ornaments, rings
and nuggets, the value of which de
pended upon weight.
Is No Fool.
The man who never talks of the
great things he is going to do never
has to explain afterwards why he didn't
do them.—Boston Transcript
Wanted—Man to take orders
Steals Baby’s Bathtub.
Chicago.—The “meanest thief” Is
being sought by the Marquette police.
He Invaded the rear porch of the home
of Henry Rumph, 2049 Fluornoy
street, and stole a small metal bath
tub used by Mrs. Rumph In bathing
her daughter Florence, two years old.
W OODS
I
Something to Be Thankful For.
Two boy scout troops have been In
Jud Tunklns says he’s glad enough
stalled In the minimum department of people don't actually have to be dis
the University of Notre Bame. Bev. covered dead to furnish first chapters
DR. E. H. EA ST
James Burns, president of the universi to the detective stories.
P H Y S IC IA N A N D S U R G E O N
ty, has this to say:
B peclaJtleei G o itre s , D laeaaaa a t W o m a n
an d M a t e r n it y
“After Investigating the boy scout
O ffic e M o rg a n B u il d in g __ P o rtla n d , O ra.
movement under Catholic leadership
and realizing the good It Is accomplish F O R M A D E T O M E A S U R E c o m b in a tio n
M a a a fa e ta re re ad
ing among our boys throughout the ra in c o a ts , to p coats a n d g a b a rd in e s . P r e
f e r som eone w it h p re v io u s e x p e rie n c e
FLUFF sad BAG BUGS a Specialty
C A K P B T C U BAN INO , L A Y IX O * «1S8V B United States by Inculcating soch vir s e llin g a t a ilo r in g lin e . H a v e a s plend id
tues ss kindness, obedience and rev p ro p o s itio n , lo w prices, a t t r a c t iv e lin e In
1ST2-H74 Esn8 ITU Street
h fo rm . E v e r y g a r m e n t g u a ra n te e d .
erence, I take great pleasure In giving s A w d d a tc
re s s W s b a n s ls M fg . C o., D e p t. N .,
OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE
O a k le y B ld g , a t W a b a n e ia A v e ., C h ic a g o .
my
endorsement
to
this
praiseworthy
Before you order your wedding announcements
and card., write or visit THE CHETOPA PRESS work and will do all I can In a prac
A request for mm p ie. en title, you to 50 beautiful
railing card, in an engraved effect free of charge. tical way to further the movement hers
Broadway a t Taylor
Portland. Ozagaa *t the University ot_ Notre Dame.”
Slaughter of the Pribilof seals be
gan this year In June and will con
tinue through the summer months. It
was announced here recently. Last
year 28,000 seals were taken and this
year It Is hoped to get 30,000.
Recently the U. 8. 8. Saturn of the
Navy department’s transport service
arrived here to load supplies for the
annual summer campaign on the
islands. The Saturn Is taking to the
Prlhllofs eight expe t furriers from
a St. Louis firm which acta as the
selling agent for the government.
THE
Have to Eat the Leavings.
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
The women of California and other
frult-produclng states of the Pacific
8YLVIA.
coast are complaining that, while they
are charged high prices for the fruit
T WAS because the dawn was In
that they must buy, they are unable
her eyes,
to get anything but the second-grade
It was because the night was In her
produce.
Under ordinary circum
hair,
stances the choicest fruit is sent to Because I heard the forest in her
the eastern markets and only when
sighs,
I held her fair.
the market is glutted are they able to
She came upon me ’neath the huddled
get the best.
eaves,
She walked beside me In the maze
The Candle Snuffers Were Snuffed.
of men—
It is Just about 300 years ago that Her sadness, sadness of a wood that
grieves,
candle snuffers used to be used, for
Her smile, the sun again.
at that time there was a great ad
vance in the manufacture of the
wicks which enabled the latter to burn Her voice was like the whispering of
trees.
more satisfactorily, and after that
Her luughter like the tinkle of a
there was no use for the snuffers. The
rill;
wicks of candles are put through a Her cheeks blushed roses, roses such
treatment, on various chemicals before
as these
they are placed in the interior of the
Upon the hill.
candle. This prevents them from She was a river In a thirsty land,
A changeless star In midnight skies
smoking and from burning too rapidly.
to shine—
Her touch, to walk with Nature band-
A Writer’s Style.
in-hand—
The greatest poets have, with rare
And she was mine, was mine.
exceptions, been the most Indebted to
their predecessors or to their con So leave me In the wood a little
w hile;
temporaries. It has wittily been re
Here where the grass Is greenest
marked that only mediocrity Is ever
let me lie.
wholly original.................
A writer’s
style, if it have distinction, is the out The sun shall bring me once again
her smile,
come of a hundred styles.—'Thomas
The wind her sigh.
Bailey Aldrich.
Here only do we seein no more apart.
In verdant wuys beneuth the skies
No Excitement There.
of blue;
It is contrary to the traditions of The stirring earth will seem a beat
ing heart.
the British house of commons for eith
The heart, the heart I knew.
er cards or billiards to be played
within Its precincts. Members who
Once only she could bring the forest
require Indoor recreations are expected
near,
to content themselves with chess or
In those old days amid the panting
draughts.—Brooklyn Eagle.
crowd,
Once only she could make the stars
appear
It Is Peculiar.
Beyond the cloud.
“Newspaper guys are funny. When
So now the forest that her soul ex
ever they meet they always ask, ‘What
pressed
do you know?' The other says, ‘Noth
To my own soul Is her Interpreter—
ing,” and then the paper the next In ev'ry wind that wanders east or
morning is filled with news.”—Port
west
land Oregonian.
I hear but her, but her I
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W r it e fo r o a ta lo g — F o u r th a n d T a m h lU .
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tile factories in Spain have closed
down for an Indefinite period. The
ttalance are working on a three-day-a- F. N. U.
week basis.
No. 29, 1921
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MoiHétò Cook Book
A ll k in d th in g « m u lt be done on th e ir
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w ith o u t th e le a s t re fe re n c e to a n y g r a t i
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THE
HOTEL
W ORKER.
HE hotel worker gets her hoard
and usually her lodging, as well
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as her salary. The salaries run from
$50 to $150 a month. Hotel positions
are Interesting and Important. A girl
fnust have Intelligence, a good pres
ence, good manners, and a level heud.
She has responsibilities, and she ought
to be a Judge of huinau nature. The
room clerk must have a good memory,
so that even with a I urge clientele she
will remember the different guests who
are muking her hotel their home, und
she should he able to size up applicants
for rooms without liesltutiou.
The desk clerk comes Into direct
contact with the guests. She Is sta
tioned at the desk In the main lobby,
and must be ready to answer all sorts
of questions regarding not only the ho
tel, but the city. She must he smart
In appearunce, have tact, courtesy and
unfailing good humor.
The floor clerk accepts packages, an
swers phone calls, pays for C. O. B.
parcels. She often does stenography
for guests. She receives, sorts and de
livers the mall for her floor. And she,
too, answers questions.
Then there are the restaurant posi
tions, the cafe cashier, the food check
er, the waitress. All these positions
ure good ones.
Moreover, there are the summer ho
tels, where a girl gets room, board and
salary, varying according to the type
of hotel. Many college women help
themselves through college In this way.
For the ambitious girl without defi
nite training hotel work is to be rec
ommended ns an excellent way to eurn
an independent living.
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sensational
story—
something mude up “out of the
whole cloth,” a verbal bomb
usually sprung nt the last mo-
meut so that there will not he
time successfully to contradict
It. But “canard,” In French,
means a duck. There doesn’t
appear to be much connection ho-
tween the two—hut there Is. In
fuct the whole thing gis*» back
to ducks, twenty of them.
Norbert Cornelissen, a French
man who lived during the lust
century, determined to experl-
merit with the credulity of the
public and reported to the news-
papers that be bad a flock of
ducks, twoscore in number, of
which be took one, cut It Into
small pieces anil threw the lilts
to the other nineteen, which d
voured them ravenously. Then,
scarcely giving the ducks time
to get hungry, Cornelissen re-
peated the experiment and was
once more successful, "In an
amazingly short apace of time,"
he declared, “the flock was re-
duced to a single duck, which
had eaten his nineteen broth-
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making In their leisure moments.
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Scientists
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naturalists 4
and greater health.
A dainty centerpiece of flowers or 4 argued about tho matter for *
a small plant always adds to the ap * some days through the columns 4
pearance of any table. Flowers need 4 of the Parisian papers. Then J
not be of the choice hot house vari * Cornelissen confessed thut the 4
ety, for a bunch of beautiful clover 4 whole thing was a hoax. There *
la • thing of beauty and costa noth J had never even been a flock of 4
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Pretty little ferns may he taken np J for purposes of exhibition. But <
In the woods, planted In small pots * the report had gained so much J
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and used for a table ornament.
The present fashion returns to the * story” was Implanted In French 4
old way to serving desserts and sal 4 slang, much as “fish story” Is an *
ads at the table, letting each guest J accepted colloquialism In Eng- ,
help himself to the amount he de 4 llsh. “Canard” became synony- J
sires. This Is both convenient and * nious with hoax and. Instead of 4
economical as It eliminates leftovers. 4 being translated, the word was J
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