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Chance Program Sunday. Thumday
M atinee D aily . Twice Nightly.
Balloons Saturday Matinee
P o p u la r P r ic e s .
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286 Alder Street. Portland. Orason.
W ill rent you a room for 11.00 per day. or a room
w ith bath for »1.60 to »2.00 per day’
BAB’S RESTAURANT
? L Cafeteria.
S ix th s t r e e t o p p o s ite T h e O r e g o n ia n a n d A l
d e r s tr e e t o p p o s ite M e i r & F r a n k ’s. T h e B e a t
E a tin g p la c e in t h e C it y .
T h e F in e s t C o ffe e
a n d P a s tr y a S p e c ia lty .
SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS
Ara painful and often dangerous. Our
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Balta
and Bandages always give relief.
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-fire Years
Satisfaction or Money Back.
Sand for Book and Measure Blank Today.
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
Portland.
Woodlark Building
T h e p le a s u re o f y o u r t r ip to P o r t
la n d w ill dep en d up on th e h o te l you
s e le c t
C o z y s u rro u n d in g s , m o d e ra te
r a te s , a n d th e w elc o m e you fin d In
y o u r o w n h o m e to w n , a w a it you a t
th e M u ltn o m a h .
Alder at West Park
Eye and Eye Glasses Care
m y s p e c ia lty . C o n s u lta tio n fre e .
S a tis fa c tio n g u a ra n te e d .
D r. B .
A . B e d y n e k . 608-» P lt t o c k B lo c k .
K O D A K S
L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began.
B e s t w o rk , best s erv ic e . O ld e sta b lis h e d
K o d a k fin is h e rs , 12 y e a rs in P o rtla n d .
M a il o rders g iv e n s pecial care. W e p a y
r e tu r n postage. A ll p rin ts m ad e on V e lo x
ap e r. R e g u la r E a s tm a n D ea le rs , a ll th e
'o d a k s a nd s und ries in stock. K o d a k or
P re m o c a ta lo g sen t on req u e s t.
E v e la n d
4L L e w is , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d .
S
G arage in Connection.
If It’* anything in paint we have It.
Preservative Paints
AN D
Glidden V arnishes
The very besf—the kind that lasts
longer.
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in Portland.
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t h a t R A D IA T O R fo r r e p a ir. M a d e
lik e n e w fo r a m o d e ra te price.
E x p e r t w o rk a b s o lu te ly g u a r a n
teed. R A D IA T O R S E R V IC E C O .
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0
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rn
16 Colors,
gallon
RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING
DEVICES.
.
Deck and Floor PAINTS
CO o r
10 C o lo n ,
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color card.
Order by mall.
Mall
orders filled same day as received.
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F ire X a S uccess
E v e r y a u to , tr u c k , t r a c to r and
h o m e should be e q u ipped w ith F ir e X ,
th e n e w $2.50 In s ta n ta n e o u s E ir e E x
tin g u is h e r— h a rm s n o th in g b u t F I R E .
C o m p le te E x tin g u is h e r re a d y fo r use
m a ile d to a n y address In O regon or
W a s h in g to n on re c e ip t o f price.
N ee d e d e v e ry w h e re , a n y c lim a te ,
u aran teed . A g e n ts w a n te d . F i r e X
o m p a n y ,. P o r tla n d , O regon.
The Beebe Company
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Cylinder and Crank S haft Grinding. Auto
motive Machine Work and Welding.
COOK & G IL L CO.. IN C .
11th and Burnside Sts.
Portland, Ore.
Phone: Bdwy. 8281
THE HOOD SHOCK PREVENTER
F o r A ll C a r s
F o rd Sets »12.50— C h e v ro le t S e ts »22 50
K a a lly In s ta lle d .
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AGENTS W A N TE D
J . B. B y w a te r & Co.
31 P a r k S t. N .
P o r tla n d , O re.
E y e s E xam in ed .
G la sse s F itted.
R e p a irin g done b y m a il.
M ont
m o d e rn e q u ip m e n t.
S a tis fa c tio n
g u a ra n te e d .
P R E - W A R P R IC E S
C la r k - B r o w e r O p tic a l C o., 112) 6th S tre e t
“ A M o d e ra te P ric e d H o te l o f M e r i t "
HOTEL CLIFFORD
E s s t M o rris o n S t , a t K a i t S ix th , th e
P r in c ip a l E a s t Side H o te l. 5 m i n u t « fro m
S ho p p in g D is t r i c t F o u r b lo c k * fr o m S. P.
B a s t S ide S ta tio n .
When in Portland to «ee the Row Show eat at th .
P o r tla n d C a fe te r ia
A ll vegetable. 5 and 10c; m eet. lOe, chop. 10c.
flub 10, 15 and 20c. W e never clooe. Sixth and
Devia S ta . Portland. Oregon.
C orona
The
P e rs o n a l
W r it in g
M a c h in e .
W e ig h t 0 lba
P ric e 850 00 caee In cluded
ll U» Take with T m ; Typewrite Aaywiere.
FtU
E. W. P E A S E , 110 Sixth. Portland, Ore.
W r it e fo r fo ld e r " C ”
Used Ford Trucks and Tonriug Care
B a rg a in s a t a ll tim e s
U N IV E R S A L C A R E X C H A N G E
U sed F o rd s E x c lu s iv e ly
G ra n d A v e . a n d Y a m h ill P o rtla n d .
W r it e f o r p ric e s a n d te rm s .
NEW FLUFF RUGS AT HALF
COST OF NEW CARPETS.
H a v e y o u r old w o rn o u t c a rp e ts an d
w oolen c lo th es m ad e In to a r t is t ic re v e r s
ib le F L U F F R U G S . C a rp e ts an d rugs r e -
a ire d , s te a m cleaned. R a g rugs a ll sizes.
u y fr o m fa c to r y a n d save m oney. W r it s
fo r prices.
É
Northwest Rug Co.,
DR. G. E. WATTS
212 Oregonian Building.
P O R TLA N D . OREGON
SPECIALIST
Female and Rectal Troubles and
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
P O R T L A N D R U G CO.
lfa a B fM te re ra a t
F L U F F and R A G R U G S • Sseeislty
O A B F B T C L K A X IN O . L A T U » G « S U U «
1672-1674 E u t 17th Street
DR. E. H. EAST
P H Y S IC IA N A N D S U R G E O N
S p a c la lt lM i G o itre s , D la e a s « o f W o m e n
a n d M a t e r n it y
O ffic e M o rg a n B u ild in g
P o rtla n d , O ra.
■ SOUTH Tsm
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RCSKE0RU6
CO."
“W a t c h Y o u r F e e t ”
Jleonia P ii. treatm ent » Id under guarantee,
" cutra ' te ma T l ’ order ' druggists .
Tired Aching Feet Can Be Relieved.
D. W
B0. no pain no operation. Cbybae'. Tape worm E LR O D , 1115 Selling Bldg. Portland, Specializing
mover. »10. Chybke's "Dermo Septlne" for on Arch Supports. Honeat John Truss, Seamless
n eruption, eczema, »5.00. Lettera aniwered. Elastic Hosiery. Abdominal S up port* Ankle Sep-
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N IC K E L . A N O S IL V E R
~ B â â Îïlg ftîffT a S lv ê ra d rT O d ^ iâ îir. Heel
lig h t * 8 1x 9 each . P a r t * n ick e le d . H a r d
w a re re fln ia h e d . C a lifo r n ia P la tla g W k a .,
C or. 2nd an d S alm on S ta
S À N IT A R Y B B A U T Y P A R L O R
W o h e lp th e a p p e a ra n c e o f w om an.
T w e n t y - t w o In c h s w itc h o r tra n a fm ms
tion, value »7 00, price 32.45.
«00 to 411 D ekum Bldg.
B ER LIN P LO TTER S TO PRISON
Elovtn Redo Nabbed In Blast Attempts
Given Long Terms of
Imprisonment.
Berl.n— Eleven communists. con
victed of having made the recent
attempt to blow up the victory
monument in the Koenlgaplats, were
sentenced to long term* of Imprison
ment In the penitentiary.
The evidence implicated Hoelex, one
of the alleged leaders of the communist
n u r s e r ie s
R u s s e llv ille N u r s e r y , I L F. P . 1*_______
E a s t S ide N u r s e r y , 61 U n io n A v e . N .
O R E G O N F L U F F R U G CO.
J. H . L e h m a n n , P r o ,. 19«4 Bast Stark
P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S
Smith Lon« Stevenson 31U hush & Lane Bldg.
S C H O O L O F W E L D IN G
O ff ic ia lly re c o g n ize d b y s ta te a n d fe d
e ra l b o ard as T n e place to le a rn w e ld in g
a ll m e ta ls . C o m m e rc ia l School of W e ld -
in c , &11 E a s t G r a n t, C or. 11th, P o r tla n d .
S A L V A T IO N " A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E
W i ll h elp fre in d le s s g irls .
D . & M . cur, M a y f a ir & A le x a n d r ia Sts.
SILOS A N D W A TER TANKS
National Tank 4k Pipe Co., Portland.
T I R E R E P A I R I N G A N D R E T R E A D IN G
U sed a n d n e w tir e « b o u g h t a n d aold.
A A B T i r e Shop, 382 H a w th o r n e A v e .
T IN S M IT H S
W illa m e t t e S h e e t M e t a l W k i .
A u to W o r k
S p e c ia lty . 108 N . 3rd S t.
TYPEW RITER S—NEW u R R E B U IL T
Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 804 Oak Street.
W e lt e r S ystem o f S u g g e s tiv e T h e r a p y
D r . T . W . A y e rs , 715 D e k u m B ldg .
W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL t lN W A R C
P o r tla n d T in w a r e M f? . C o., 47 F i r s t St.
A L A S K A P L U M B IN G A H E A T IN G C O .
f*ium i>inff F ix t u r e s a n d S up plies.
P ip e
F it t in g s , lo w e s t p rices. 363 E . M o rris o n
A R T IF IC IA L L IM B 8
' 'O r e g o n " A r t if ic ia l L im b d o ., In o . W r it e
fo r C a ta lo g . 201 2nd S t , P o rtla n d .
C L E A N I N G A N O D Y E IN G
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F o r r h e u m a tis m a n d c h ro n ic d U o o a*.
D r. C h y b k e , D . P .. 823 F le ld n e r B ld g .
D u c k b a c k W a te rp ro o fin g P r e s e rv a tiv e
G u a ra n te e d fo r a u to tope. S p rin g lu b r i
c a n t a n d g a s k e t com pou nd. 3v6 F in e Bt-
FA R M LO ANS
D e v e re a u x M o rtg a g e Co., 87 »th S L
F O R D R E P A I R I N G E X C L U S IV E L Y
C u rle y 's F o rd Shop, 227 S a lm o n S L
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
C o m m e rc ia l Ir o n W o rk s , 7 th 4k M a d is o n .
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M A C H IN ES
O reg o n T y p e w r it e r C o., 9 4 -A e ta BL
H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
K ie rn an H a rd w o o d F lo o r Co. 188 K W — h.
O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., 231 E.
76th Bt. N . F lo o rs e le c tric sanded.
E a s t Side H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., In c ., <10
K . B u rn s id e .
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H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T I N G
Susie B u c k le y , P o w e r ’s F u r n it u r e S tore.
L . 4.. S. U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E "
Used cars but a n d sold. 2k N . 1 1th S t.,
P ho ne B ro a d w a y 3214.
M F G S . O F V U L C A N IZ E D R O O F P A I N T
N e w r o o f* a n d r e p a ir in g done.
Young
a n d W oods, 1108 E . C a r u th e r s BL
M FG S . O F R E E D F U R N IT U R E
B u y C o a s t M a d e Goods. H ee d S p e c ia lty
Shop, 319 W illia m s A v e .
M O N U M E N T S — E . 3d eno P in e Sts.
O tto S c h u m a n n G r a n ite 4k M a rb le W o rk s
uprising In middle Germany who was
arrested In Berlin April 15, and now
la locked up in the Muablt jail In thia
city. The attempt to blow up the
victory monument was frustrated by
the police, who discovered a box con
taining four pounds of dynamite and
other exploalve« some distance up the
monument and tore awr-v a lighted
fuae leading to the box.
Ilerr Talhelmer. editor of the Bote
Fahne (red flag) the organ of the
communist*, has been placed under
arrest.
A P o s itio n f o r L a c h G ra u u a te
W r it e us to d ay .
A L IS K Y B U I L D IN G
D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N
A lle n , 2nd a n d
B u rn s id e .
E M B R O ID E R IN G A N D P L E A T I N G —
A c c o r^ ia n ^ a h ie ^ a iu iT io x P le a tin g , H e m
s titc h in g , B u tto n s C overed, B ra id in g , etc.
K . S te p h a n s , 212-20-21 P ltto c k B lock.
L A R G E S T H O M E S E L L E R O N P A C IF IC
O v e r 900 P o r tla n d H o m e s fo r Sale. See
F r a n k L . M c G u ire , A b in g to n B ldg .
D O O R S A N D W IN D O W S
W e can sell you D oors, W in d o w s R o o f
in g , P a in t, G i a « a n d B u ild e r* ' H a r d w a r e ,
d ire c t a t w h o le s ale p r l c « .
W r it e fo r
p r l c u b e fo re b u y in g .
H e a c o c k Sash *
D o o r C o., 212 F i r s t S t., P o rtla n d .
H O R SES, M U L E S B O U G H T, SOLD
C ro w n S ta b le s , In c ., 235 F r o n t S t., P o r t
la n d , O re. H o rs e s a n d m u le s fo r «ale or
h ire . S p e c ia l ra te s to lo ggers a n d con
tra c to rs . W i t h o r w ith o u t harness.
P h illip S u e tte r, Pres.
U . 8 . S T A B L E S , 365 U n io n A v e . D r a f t
horses b o u g h t a n d sold.
C . L . C h a p p e ll, 223 U n io n A v e . South.
I A V
If 1 f
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T H E T A IL O R . S u it, cleaned. 8 1 .2 6
W e pay return Postage.
104 Fourth St..
Portland. Ore
L E A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN G
T h e C a lla n
School, o n ly recognized
school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d o p e ra
to rs a lw a y s in d e m an d . 405 A rtis a n s Bldg.
M A C H IN E R Y
8«ad u . p o o r l n q u l r l « f o r a a y tk la g la
I r . a o r W o o d w o rk in g l l a c h l a .r y , L o g g lag ,
S a w m ill, C o a tr e c to r .’ B q n lp m .a t, Loco-
m o tlT M . B o lte r*. B a g la « , C r u . h . r . , K i l l ,
U abte. B a itin g , *te . B a r k * M .c h l a . r y C o .
528 R a ilw a y B x c k a a g . B ld g ., P .r t la a d , O r.
M EA T A N D PRODUCE BOUGHT
• N e w C oolers In s ta lle d a s s u rin g p ro te c
tio n to s h ip p e rs o f dressed hogs, b u tte r,
eggs, etc. T r y us. B ro w n 4k C o.. 310 H o y t
M OTORCYCLES A N D PARTS
A ll m akes. E a s y te rm s .
H A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E CO.
44-4< G R A N D A V E .
PERSONAL
M A K K r f i n ^ N E l ? f T Y 5 F 7 e l i r i » '. ? t r 'y ' m . ;
b e s t a n d m o s t successful " H o m e M a k e r ; '1
h u n d re d s r ic h w is h m a r r ia g e soon; s t r ic t
ly c o n fid e n tia l; m o a t r e lia b le ; y ea rs o f
e x p e rie n c e ; d e s c rip tio n s fre e . " T h e S uc-
c e « f u l C lu b ," M rs .
NASH,
B ox
5M ,
O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA .
P L U M B IN Q A P L U M B IN G S U P P L IE S
W i c an s u p p ly y o u w l t li a n y k in d of
p lu m b in g s u p p ll« a t w k o lM a l* prices.
W * w ill g la d ly w t l m a u e w t * f a n y 2*k .
W r i t * fo r p r ic e s
H T A R K - D A Y I 8 C O ..
133-12« 4 th S L , P o r tla n d
TEA C H ER S OF TR U TH
Send 25 cen ts a n d s e lf-a d d re s s e d e n v e l
o p * to t h * G a g e *. 404 F le ld n e r B ld g ., re
g a rd in g H e a lt h , H a p p in e s s a n d B u c c s « .
One o f the greatest Am erican
m illionaires said to his physician,
“A m illion dollars, Doctor, spot
cash and no grum bling, for a new
stom ach,” and then the sick man
groaned and turned away. W ith
out a healthy stomach and good
digestion our blood is thin, w a
tery and poor, our heart action
is weak, our liver does not do its
duty, and m an is miserable and
unhappy. #
I» TH at » I
VI hut assit* de y.«.
« ... 7 TU —
Year f.tk.r »M.
tk .
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A C C O R D IA N P L E A T I N G
K n if e e n d "box p le a tin g , h em etltcfcm g,
10c yd. B u tto n s covered. E a s te r n N o v e lty
C o., 6 5 ^ F i f t h s tre e t, P o rtla n d .
AGRICCLTUKAL IM P L E M E N T S
New »ml Ssjcond hand F arm nuu'hinery and Iw -
piemen ta. P. E. Eabanahnde, Portland----------------
B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G
N o rth w e s t W e ld in g i t S u p p ly C o., »8 l a t S t
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O .
T H E R A P E U T IC S
.
D rs . B a k e r a n d O leson, 817 D e k u m B ld g .
C L E A N E R S , T A IL O R S A N D D Y E R S
S p e c ia l a t t e n t io n g iv e n to m a ll orders.
R E G A L T A IL O R S , 127 N o r t h S ix th S L _
C U T F L O W E R S A FLORA l . D E S IG N S
C la rk e B r o a , F ld k la ta , 337 M o rris o n BL
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N A E V E N IN G
O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n
C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a n d W a s h . P O R T L A N D
D E F O R M IT Y A P P L IA N C E S
K . E . K a rls o n A C o., 462 B u rn a ld e S t.
C o r. l i t . and W a s h . Sts.
P o r tla n d ,
S
AUTO REPAIR PARTS
C o m m e rc ia l In fo r m a tio n fu rn is h e d fre e
of c h a rg e . C a ta lo g u e s s upp lied e nd c o m
m e rc ia l in q u irie s c h e e rfu lly a n s w e re d .
W r it e a n y f ir m belo w 1 D o I t n o w l
Them AS’ .
IM
Millions for a New Stomach
SC H O O L D A Y S
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
Dr. P ierce’s Golden Medical
D iscovery helps digestion and the
assim ilation o f such elem ents in
the food as are required for the
blood. I t gives to the blood the
food elem ents the tissues require.
In use fifty years. T ry it now!
Teamwork.
The man at the top should know bis
men all down the line. Meeting them
inspires them and Inspires him. They
do their work for the knowledge that
they are under the close observation
of their superior, and he does his work
better for familiarizing himself with
details, and keeping in touch with all
the latest requirements.—Washington
Star.
Tiamon, l ï î y liv
Swiss Have Right Idea.
The Indigent unemployed of Switzer
uiiiiiiiiiiim m iiiiiiiiiiim iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt land are dealt with as an economlo
Something to
Think A bout
By F. A. WALKER
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L IB R A R Y
BLONDES
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B R A IN S
L E A R N E D Judge was recently
quoted ns announcing from his
A bench
that he would not approve
blonde ladles as members of a jury
which was about to hear u case under
his Jurisdiction.
“ Blondes are fickle,” were the words
attributed to the Justice, Intimating
that fickleness is a bar to what the
law Is supposed to assure the person
on trial.
A year or so ago a big Western em
ployer In advertising for office help
announced that he would not receive
the applications of blondes, giving ns
a reason that he had found them In
attentive to work and temperamental
In disposition.
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There has always been a good deal
of discussion regarding the relative
attractiveness of blondes and bru
nettes despite the fact that In the
long ago when the caveman was the
highest type of civilization, we were
all blonde, or at least red hair wns
the darkest tint.
The reason why nature covered
primeval men and women with blonde
or red hair was twofold; that It
served the same purposes of low vls-
IbUlty which Is gained by the animals
whose fur coats blend with the sur
roundings In which they live and the
fact that those colors better protected
the skin from the effects of direct sun
light.
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We know that these colors of hair
prevailed because In the discovery of
almost every burial place of people of
that time light or reddlshly tinged
hair has been*found.
It Is Interesting to note that the
three parts of the body which longest
resist the disintegration which follows
death are the teeth, the finger nails
and the hair, and of these the Inst
two are very nearly of the same char
acter.
Which Is getting some little way
distant from the contention that
blonde women are not fit for Jury duty
because they are fickle.
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Dido, queen of Carthage, of whom
Virgil writes In the Aeneld, was not
fickle, although she was a blonde. She
•tuck to her hero through thick and
thin and killed herself with a sword
that he furnished.
Cleopatra, who had red hair, a
shade darker than the real blonde,
was not what one might call absolute
ly constant In her devotions, but In
modern society she might not be listed
as extremely fickle.
But the analyzing of society, ancient
or modem, according to the color of“
the hair, would not furnish very sub
stantial basis for Judging either wom
en or men, blondes or brunettes.
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It Is whnt Is Just under their hair
that establishes the real qualifications
for any sort of duty.
Brains are all one color.
I f the color of hair determined
ability what would become of the un
fortunates who havenlt any hair at
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Never mind about your hair, young
lady readers. Don’t bother about Its
coler, and don't spend too much time
“fixing" It.
If you are to be anxious about any
thing, be anxious about the Inside of
Cemetery for Speeders.
your head Instead of the outside.
Middletown, N . Y.—On either aide That's the side that counts.
(C o p y rig h t.)
of Otterklll bridge, on the »late road
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between Goshen and Cheater, the
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board of trade of Goshen has erected
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large signs bearing the following In
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scription: “ Private cemetery acroaa
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the bridge for reckless drivers.” The
going to
study
sign Is In black and white, decorated
geology.
Ho— Wall, I am
with sknll and crossbones. As a re
glad th a t she'll a t
sult of reckless driving by autolsts,
last get banaath
many accidents have occurred about
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of
the spot
something.
question. The Swiss act on the theory
that a man who Is unemployed Is, if
left to himself, prone to become un
employable, and that for a community
to permit any one of its members who
Is capable of wor(i to remain unem
ployed is a public waste.
W ORK
Suspense.
IB R A R Y work has a great appeal
The moving picture audience was
to many women. A girl Is sure watching a bathing beauty scene, and
of a good deal of liberty In such work,
stood It pretty well. A five-year-old
can add to Its value and Interest if girl was also watching and stood it
of
she be so minded, and can feel fairly
about as long as she could. "Say,
certain of permanent employment.
mother,” she piped, in a voice heard
But the salaries are small, very
small. Like the teacher, the librarian all over the theater, “ when are they
must struggle to make both ends meet going to put their nighties on?”—
and keep up appearances. She has Film Fun.
usually had a thorough education and
a special training that has cost money.
Cuticura Soap foi the Complexion.
Sometimes she begins her work with Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
a debt to pay off. She often Injures daily and Ointment now and then as
her health In the attempt to do this. needed to make the complexion clear,
This Is wrong,
scalp clean nnd hands soft and white.
I know one young woman who Is Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
librarian In a technical library. Every Cuticura Talcum nnd you have th*
thing about the work Is attractive and Cuticura Toilet Trio.—Adv.
Interesting; the girl loves It. But she
could not afford to keep the position
Japanese Sleeping Arrangements.
were it not that she has a small pri
The Japanese bed, consisting mere
vate Income to help, and no one de
ly of a few thick comforters and a
pendent upon her. She gets only $1,300
pillow, can easily be made up In any
a yenr, with a short vacation.
Libraries and library positions are room. It Is considered a mark of hos
to see a great Increase In the next few pitality to make the guest's bed in the
yenrs. Clever and well-bred women parlor and put the room at his dis
will be In demand. But how can such posal.
women afford, with living expenses
what they are, to take positions so
But HI* Love Latta Longer.
poorly paid?
The college professor who says that
There must be a change In these after a man is thirty years old he Is
things.
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guided by common sense In falling in
The community must recognize thnt
positions of this kind, which are an as love must have forgotten that there's
set to the whole neighborhood, should no fool like an old fool.— Boston Tran
receive a fair return. A good library script.
cannot be good unless the librarians
Going Chicago One Better.
who work in It are well trained and
first-class. Such cannot go on forever
Well-Dressed Girl (on street car)—
making sacrifices because they wish
to serve the community, and love the Why, her and me were the best of
friends before him and her met. Of
labor they do.
It Is high time to Insist on a proper course, this is between you and I.—
Boston Transcript.
Increase In library salaries.
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T H E ROMANCE OF WORDS
“ B U M P E R .”
SED
In
the sense
of a
“ bumper”
of wine—and
U therefore
belonging to the malt,
vinous and dead languages—
this word harks back to the
days of the Restoration when
the drinking was deep and the
shouting long and when, as
penance for any slip of the
toDgue or forgetfulness of man
ners, the culprit was sentenced
to drink a “ bumper” without
spilling a drop.
As this feat did not depend
so much upon the liquid capac
ity of the drinker as upon the
steadiness of his nerves, It was
no light task—particularly well
along toward morning. A large
goblet or a small bowl was
filled to the britn with wine and
then a few additional drops
were carefully added, so that
the liquid would not overflow
but would actually rlHe a frac
tion of an Inch over the top of
the containing vessel. The sur
face, being convex, was said to
be "bumped up” and It was
then accepted as a true "bump
er.”
It 1* In this sense of
“more than full” that we still
refer to a “ bumper crop" or a
“ burriper audience.”
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May Achieve Goodness.
While tenderness of feeling and
susceptibility to generous emotions are
accidents of temperament, goodness is
an achievement of the will and a qual
ity of the life.—Lowell.
8evere but Effectual.
The Miami Herald says that in some
parts of Tibet they eat bride's mother
at the wedding feast. That certain
ly Is a severe but effective way of
getting rid of the mother In-law
difficulty.
How True!
A Philadelphia capitalist says too
much money Is a bad thing. How
ever, there Is this consolation; Not
many are afflicted with It.
All Puffed Up.
When a man completes a doubtful
deal without getting caught he Im
agines he has brains enough to be a
lawyer.— Exchange.
Jud Tunkins.
Jud Tunkins says a man may show
wisdom by declining to take all kinds
of advice, but never by refusing to
listen to It.
No* One Need Buy
Cuticura Before He
Tries Free Samples
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N ew Even to Teacher.
James had been out of school sev
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“ Miss Teacher—James I* very *lck .m u r e d o u r O re d u s te s .
W r ite for ca talo g —F o urth and T a m h lll,
and I had to have the doctor for him.
He says to keep James home for sev P o rtla n d
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eral weeks, for he has Information P. N. U.
No. 24, 1S21
on the stomach and bowels.”