THE HERMISTON HERALD, LODGE DIRECTORY ueen ESTHER chapter No. 101, o. e . s .. meets second Tuesday evening o each month at 8:00 sharp in Masonic hall. Visiting members welcome. Sue D. Dobler, W. M. Kathryn L. Gamer. Sec. . Q You will never regret money saved UERMISTON LODGE NO. 138, A. F. 4 A M - 1 meets in Masonic Hall on First and Third Tuesday evenings of each month. Visiting breth­ ren welcome. C. W. Kellogg, Secy. T. D. Worster, W. M VINEYARD LODGE NO. 206, 1. O. O. F, " meets each Monday evening in Odd Fellows hall. Visiting members cordially invited. W. R. Longhorn, Sec. G. H. Myers. N.G. There is no use to re­ gret it when it is gone. PROFESSIONAL CARDS J. A. PEED We pay 4 per cent on time certificates VETERINARY SURGEON House Phone 21 Hermiston, Ore. DR. R- G. GALE Physician and Surgeon Office- Gladys Ava. near First St. Office Hours: 10 to 12; 2 to 4; 7 to 8. Phone 641 FIRST NATIONAL BANK DR. FRANCIS P. ADAMS Physician and Surgeon of Hermiston, Oregon Eyes treated, tested and Glasses Fitted Office over First National Bank OFFICE PHONE, 92 RESIDENCE PHONE. 595 Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5:80 p. m. Day or night calls answered promptly Dr. Freeze makes HAVING Purchased the Bennett DR. W. W. ILLSLEY place together with equipment, I regular visits to Her- Office over First National Bank have the following property for miston. Consult him sale: 1 wide wheel McCormick Osteopathy Medicine Surgery free and be assured of mower; 1 McCormick rake; 1 new Calls answered at all hours good eye service. 36 iron wheel truck; 1 8 in. vineyard Office phone 551 Residence phone 711 plow; 1 DeLaval Separator; 1 team mares; 1 set double work harness; DR. C. 0. WAINSCOTT one 3 h. p. “2” type kerosine en­ gine, one power chopper No. 10 Physician and Surgeon and 6 hives bees. W. A. Ford, Uma­ X-Ray Specialist tilla, Oregon 25-tfc. Phones, Res. 889-J—Office 866 WANTED Office Rooms, 15-16-17 Bond Bld’g. FOR SALE—Five room new bunga­ Pendleton. Oregon FARM WANTED—I want to hear low. Will accept city lots as part from party having farm for sale. payment. Albert Smith, Hermis­ ton, Oregon. 27-tfc Give price and description. B. B. r Howard, Champaign, Illinois, DENTISTRY FOR SALE—Eggs for setting from 29 3-tc. Hermiston, Oregon thorobred Tankard strain White Office, Bank Bldg. Office Hours Leghorns, $1.50 per setting of 15 Office Phone, 93 FOR RENT Residence Phone 8 a. m. to 5 p. m. F. A. Phelps. 28-tfc. FOR RENT—Farm and pasture land. Inquire this office. 28-tfc. FOR SALE—McDougal Kitchenette J. D. ZURCHER Cabinet, oak, almost new. Also solid oak book case and writing LAWYER FOR SALE desk. Inquire at this office. 29-tfc. Stanfield - - Oregon TEN Acre tract for sale cheap, close in. Make me an offer. Box 104, WE have some plan books out that Glasgow, Mont. 26-5tp we need. If you have one of these please return it. Tum-A-Lum F0RDS0N Tractor complete with Lumber Co. 19-tfc pulley and two way plow, $650.00. Optometrist and Optician Hermiston Auto Co. 25-tfc FOR SALE—Hay derrick and Slips, Glasses ground to fit your eyes FOR SALE—A black Saddle Mare chains. All complete. Inquire at Fifteen years experience at your service can drive single or double. Cheap old Stanfield Ranch, Stanfield, at Peter Norquist Ranch, Colum­ Oregon. 29-3tp. bia District. 29-2tc. American Nat. Bank Bldg. (WANT ADS, D . F. V. PRIME Dr. Dale Rothwell FOR SALE—Aeromoter Wind Mill FOR SALE— 400 Black Locust Posts F. B. Knapton. 29-tfc and steel tower, wheel 8 ft. in di­ ameter, tower 20 ft. high. W. A. FOR SALE—120 egg Mandy Lee in­ Ford, Umatilla. 24-tfc cubator as good as new. J. Skov- bo. 30-3tc. FOR SALE—40 acres of irrigated land, 13 acres of it in a good stand MISCELLANEOUS of alfalfa. Construction charges paid to date. Should purchaser DRESSMAKING—Am prepared to do desire employment for part of his all kinds. Work guaranteed. Call at O. D. Burgess residence. Mrs. time we will use him when pos­ G. C. O'Brien. 29-3tp. sible. Erie-Oregon Fruit Co. Rt. phone 42-F13. 25-tfc A complete stock of bath tubs, toilets, wash bowles, and hot water tanks FOR SALE—12 to 15 elegant Coy s, and fixtures. If we havent what fresh and of good dairy breed. you want, we'll get It. Repairing Time will be given on good note. and installing. I. E. Putman. 375.00 with cut back to man that can use the herd. Eastern Oregon Stock Farm, Lexington, Oregon. CASH Paid for second hand goods. 30-2tc. Correll’s Shop. 17-tfc FOR SALE—My 35 acre Crystal T. L. Hall, transfer. Call Elliott's Springs farm, built for a dairy Tire shop, phone 192. 19-tfc farm, concrete silo, running water, five room house, farm is SE of city Used Furniture, stoves, heaters and limits. Also have for sale 60 acres ranges bought, sold, exchanged or 11 miles SW of town. Will sell repaired. Correll’s shop. 7-tfc any part or all of the 60 aeree. Also have a few good, young colts fit to work. P. P. Sullivan. Her­ Elliott’s Tire Shop. miston, Oregon. 23-tfc THE feeling of security Is wall worth FOR SALE—31 in. Webber wagon the premium paid. How about with hay rack on. Good as new. that Fire Insurance? See the E. O. 0. Felthouse. 25-tfc P. Dodd Agency. 11-tfc FOR SALE—15 h. p. Alamo engine; Insurance. First National Bank, tfc Ford delivery body. See Harry Kelley. 51-tfc ED. H. GRAHAM FOR SALE—Good dairy churn. In­ Magazine Subscription Agent HERMISTON, OREGON quire at this office. 24-tfc Pendleton, Oregon Get Your FRESH BREAD EVERY MORNING From Your Local Dealer PENDLETON BAKING CO. BARBERING By Skilled Journeymen • Barber* SHOWER BATHS WM. SHAAR T. L. HALL TRANSFER FOR SALE—Royal Typewriter, No. Bring in your temporary coupon 10 in first class condition 350.00 bonds to be exchanged for perman­ 10-tfc ent bonds. Frist National Bank. PHONE 192 FOR SALE—20 acres, Stanfield pro­ ‘'Dangerous Hours” ject, 10 acres alfalfa, all fenced He thought he was a modern Moses rabbit wire, buildings and well. Stock and furniture also for sale. —called to lead the oppressed from industrial bondage. But /while he Inquire this office. 42-tfc was “saving” mankind, he neglected FOR SALE—S. C. White Leghorn his own father—wronged the woman day old chicks 17c, good laying who loved him. strain, pure bred. Setting of 15 A picture of today, that searches eggs 75c. First hatch will come the heart of evry Amrican. Vital off April 9th. E E. Graham. R. R. 1 Hermiston, Ore. 29-3tc. with red blood. Amazingly enter­ taining. 450 lb. Sharpless separator.... $10.00 Seen at the Playhouse Saturday 7- No. 8 Cook stove........................ 12.00 9 P. M. Recleaned alfalfa seed ................. 18 50 Choice laying pullets...... 1.50 Bees and bee supplies for sale, by C. W. LaBarre. 30-ltp. The French Restaurant Elliott’s Tire Shop Overland Coaster wagons for children regular 39.00 values, going at 35.50 while they last. Mitchell Drug Co. 3O-2tc. BAKERY and CONFECTIONERY Elegantly Furnished Rooms in Connection STRICTLY FIRST CLASS Have 200 pounds first class alfalfa seed at 20c a pound. Inquire at old Stanfield Ranch, Stanfield. Oregon. 29-2tp. ' Hohbach Bros., Proprietors Pend’eton, Oregon Leave orders at HERMISTON AUTO TRUCK HERMISTON, OREGON. Revival Meetings Large crowds are attending the Revival Meetings at the First Baptist Church. Some evenings the large auditorium, side rooms and the gal- ary are filled to their very limit. There will be no service on Friday evening on account of the entertain­ ment given by the High School. Saturday 7:30 p. m., Mr. Sims will conduct an Evangelistic service. The program for Sunday will be as follows: 10 a. m. Sunday school. 11 a. m.. Sermon, subject, “The Church and Its Blessings.” 3 p. m.. Object sermon for children and young people, sub­ ject, “Dishes.” Many dishes will be used to illustrate the sermon. 6:45, p. m. Young Peoples Meeting. 7:30 p. m.. Evangelistic service, subject of sermon, "The Well of Eternal Happiness. Mr. Sims will illustrate this sermon by describing a mission­ ary tour he made around Mt. Tai, the highest mountain of China. Japanese Empire On Monday evening Mr. Sims will lecture on “My Travels Through Japan, Corea, Manchuria and Siber­ ia.” In this lecture Mr. Sims will tell of his travels in those lands, and describe the people and customs, build a Japanese house, and teil of home life. Also tell of the Mission­ ary work. And describe the Japan­ ese Russian War from start to fin­ ish, causes, battles and results. The meetings will continue every evening of next week. Everybody most cordially inbited. The Masquerade Bail 0 Dear: I wish you could a’been there at that April Fool’s Ball, we did fool some of them alright and it was a sight for sore eyes. You have heard the old expression “once to every man” well this time It came to the women too, the privilege I mean, to “be what the most like to be" as the paper said last week, we dast. Well old girl, you never would a dreamed what some people’s ambitions are. Now take ferinstances our friend Frank, we always did say he was nice and lady-like but who ever’d a thot that he was wishing all the time “I wish my color hadn’t faded,” there he was as nice a cemima (viewed from the rear) as any coon could sigh for and all the male sex wonder­ ing what lady present had the nerve to tickle them just in the most solem- nest part of the waltz when you couldn’t even pretend you were blushing under your mask. Then who would ever guess that our staid and dignified ladies of the gentler sex were sighing over the pages "backward, turn backward, oh time in my flight; make me a child again, just for to-night,” but there they was, the fair, the fat, the forty all kicking up their heels like young colts out o’pasture, they was awful cute too and I’ll just whisper to you on the side (them short skirts did make us men look longer.) Then them fine fellers in regular horest-to-goodness dress suits, now the fit wasn’t always cut just right but I could see all them girls just sighing to onct more lean their heads on a real jenuine Prince Albert breast, just like they uster do when "You and I was young Maggie.” The grand march was an imposing specteracle. You know the Idea or- inated with P. D. Barnum, he always opens his circus with a parade of the performers and their trainers, only in a ball room it is sometimes always a little hard to tell who is the per­ former and which the trainer. Well that march was grand all-right but what with ancient bustles and other e.t.c. It as a little more difficulter than usual to march. Take it by and large, whatever that means, it was a great party alright and I thet it was real mean of the Fairy God- mother to wave her magic wand so soon and change all them nice coach­ es into ordinary pumpkins and them nice prancing steeds into common every-day mice. Anyway now I know what that Longfeller meant when he said, "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, Tt might have been!” well, it might have been more fun, if you had been there but I doubt it. Affectionately yours THE PLAY HOUSE Saturday, April 9th All Star Cast in “DANGEROUS HOURS” Paramont Magazine 7-9 P. M. 20.40c Sunday, April 10 Tom Moore in “LORD AND LADY ALGY” Goldwin Comedy 7-9 P. M. 15.35c Tuesday, April 12 Mildred Harris Chaplin in “OLD DAD” Pathe Comedy 15-35c 7-9 P. M. Thursday, April 14 Eddie Polo in "KING OF THE CIRCUS” Carmel Myers in "GILDED DREAM” Always a Big Night. 7-9 P. M. 15-35c COMING McLEAN & MAY ANNOUNCEMENT Owing to existing condition we are forced to put our business on a Strictly Cash Basis So in the future all transactions in our establish­ ment will be operated on that basis. We also wish to announ e that this arrangement allows i s to sell Gas at 38c per gallon You will also find that by paying cash we can save you money on repairs and auto accessories Neil & Barker Co. We Weld Anything but A Broken Heart Phone 264 Hermiston, Oregon DRINK The Following Ap petizing Beverages •Whistle” Cherry Blossom 99 CHERRY FLAVOR (In Bottle« only) ORANGE FLAVOR (in Bottles only) Western9 A CEREAL BEVERAGE Manufactured In Pendleton by the Wm. Roesch Bottling Works For Sale in Hermiston at Hitt’s and Siscel’s Lem E. Goagin Drink Oregon made drinks. TRANSFER They’re better The Big Moment» in the Picture - When Brabazon Tudway, the soap manufacturer, finds his wife In Lord Aigy’s apartuent. —When Yady Algy finds the pho­ Hollis Percey, Prop. tograph of Mrs. Tudway in Lord Hermiston, Ore. Aigy’s possession. —When Dewdrop and Flickamaroo are on the home stretch with love (■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■J and fortune depending on the race. —When Jethro, the jockey, gets : j. L. VAUGHAN# drunk, and Lord Algy sees hope for ■ ELECTRIC FIXTURES ■ Dewdrop rapidly fading. • AND APPLIANCES • — When Lord and Lady Algy be­ • Phone 139 • • 208 ■. Court St. Pendieton, Ore. • come reconciled. Sunday at the Playhouse. PHONE 152 ================== WELDING VULCANIZING Machine Shop Work Txadezr.res: FLOYD KNERR