INFORMATION DEPARTMENT PORTLANDMARKET At Heilig Theater, HIPPODROME Hotel Alder Commercial Information furnished free of charge. Catalogues supplied and com- marcial inquiries cheerfully answered. Write any firm ba low I Do It nowl Portland, Oregon Four Matinees: . MATINEES—- 15c to 7 Sc. NIGHTS—15c to $1,25 VAUDEVILLE—MEI RO PHOTO PLAYS Change Program Sunday, Thursday Matinee Daily. Twice Nightly. Balloons Saturday Matinee Popular Prices. SCHOOL DAYS DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL 286 Alder Street. Portland. Oregon. Will rent you a room for $1.00 per day, or a room with bath for $1.50 to $2.00 per day? AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS New and Second hand Farm machinery and Im- plements. F. E. Esbenshade. Portland, ____ ART LEATHER GOODS Leather Leggins, Traveling Bags, Trunks, Portland Leather Co., 226 Washington. ARTIFICIAL TEETH SPECIALIST Dr. E. C. Rossman, 367 Journal Bldg. AUTOMATIC SEALING VAULT— Address C. ,W Goodsman, Linnton, Or. BOILER WORKS—New—Repairing East Side Boiler Wks, East Water & Main BRAZING, WELDING A CUTTING Northwest Welding * Supply Co., 18 1st 8t CLEANERS, TAILORS ANO DYERS Special attention given to mall orders. REGAL TAILORS, 127 North Sixth St CREAMERY Willamette Dairy, Buyers of Milk, Cream and Eggs. We pay cash, 483 Union Av.N Oregon Creamery for Eggs, Cream 130 2nd CHIROPRACTIC PHYSICIAN Dr. Augusta E. Clesse, 501 Dekum Bldg. CUT FLOWERS A FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St DANCING EVERY NOON A EVENING Oriental Cafe. Chinese- American Kitchen PORTLAND Corner Broadway and Waah. PORTLAND DEFORMITY APPLIANCES Highest Prices Accurate Tests Correct Weights K.E. Karlson & Co., 452 Burnside 8t. ENGRAVED WEDDING INVITATIONS A good place to Eat and Live Well. Irwin-Hodson, Stationers, Portland, Ore. Remarkable 50c luncheon at noon. Open 7 a m. to 2 a. m„ 326 Stark St. FARM LOANS Devereaux Mortgage Co., 17 6th St FLOWERS FOR ANY OCCASION Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and Al­ Geo. Beta A Bon. 697 Williams Ave.______ der street opposite Meir & Frank’s. The Best FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee Commercial Iron Works, 7th A Madison. and Pastry a Specialty. FOREIGN ESTATES, INHERITANCES, BONDS AND COLLECTIONS Trans-Atlantic Estates and Credit Co., Now is the time to market 219 Chamber of Com. Big. Portland, Or. capons. We are the pioneers and largest handlers of these in the Northwest. Write Us. Portland, Oregon M. A F. Garage, 21st and Washington Sts Ship Your Cream to MUTUAL CREAMERY CO. BAB’S RESTAURANT E L Cafeteria stitution may follow in the track of a disordered system. Don’t run the risk! Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery remedies dis­ orders and affections due to im­ pure blood or inactive liver. The germs of disease circulate through the blood; the liver is the filter which permits the germs to enter or not. oThe liver active, and the blood pure, and you escape dis­ ease. When you’re debilitated, weight below the standard, the “Discovery” builds up the body. Capons GARAGES AND AUTO REPAIRING H WE USE IT OURSELVES PAINTS Portland. RUBBER STAMPS and DEVICES. MARKING "Eury- thing for th* Office" DR. E. H. EAST PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Specialties: Goitres, Diseases of Women and Maternity Office Morgan Building Portland, Ore. C oro NA The Personal Writing Machine. Weight • Iba Price $50.00 case included Fold It Up Take with You; Typewrite Anywhere. E. W. PEASE, 110 Sixth, Portland, Ore. Writ, for folder "G" PORTLAND RUG CO. Manufacturers of FLUFF and RAG RUGS n Specialty CABPET CLEANING, LAYING * BIZING 1672-1674 East 17th Street Chinese Medicine Co. SOY GEE, Prop. Root and Herb Remedies 133% First Street OREGONIANS ATTENTION!!! Every auto, truck, tractor and home should be equipped with FireX, the new $2.50 Instantaneous Fire Extinguisher— harms nothing but FIRE. Complete Ex­ tinguisher ready for use mailed to any address In Oregon or Washington on re­ ceipt of price. Needed everywhere, any climate, guaranteed. Agents wanted. FireX Company, Portland, Oregon. ATTENTION Beautify the home with SANITILE floors and drain board. Our MASTIC FLOOR for Canneries, Creameries, Warehouses, etc., is unex- celled. , Samples and prices upon request Oregon Mastic Floor Co., Inc. 806 Chamber of Commerce Building Portland. Oro. JONES LUMBER CO. Established 1859. 31 Fourth St., Cor. Columbia, Portland, Oregon, Lumber, Lath, Shingles, Mouldings Let ui figure your next lumber bill. Established Twenty Tears In Portland. Oregon C. GEE WOS’ ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES Give Wonderful Results. 162% First Street - P0.0U Deck and Floor PAINTS Alder at West Park Woodlark Building gallon Portland, Ora 10 Colors, gallon - IN RUBBER PU.LU Send for color card. Order by mail. Mail orders filled same day as received. * The Beebe Company Cor. 1st and Wash. Sts. - Portland, Oregon serv- Soap 25c, Ointment 25 and 50c, Talcum 25c. ArP Yon Cafiched? me i vu ene—: BEHNKE-WALKER business COLLEGE IS the biggest, most perfectly equipped Business Training School In the North west Fit yourself for a higher position with moro money. Permanent positions assured our Graduates. Write tor catalog—Fourth and Yambili Portland Willamette Sheet Metai Wks.Auto Work AUTO REPAIR PARTS LIVE WIRE AGENTS WANTED King Mud Hole Defier, 420 ¡AD2 Long Thumbs, Strong Wills. Manganese. Manganese Is found in Japsn in If the top joint of your thumb Is Where We Get Pineapples. waste product in Japan. power. Well-developed, reasoning faculties are possessed by those people who have thumbs, the second joints of which are long. Thumbs that work easily are owned by careless, happy- go-lucky, spendthrift individuals. A stiff, firm-jointed thumb, however, shows that the person is keen, tactful, self-possessed, and cautious—the sort of man who would get on in the world. < ■ THE ROMANCE OF WORDS “CABARET.” BY DOUGLAS MALLOCH 1 rooocecccccccccccccccccccc6000000* DOWN GRADE. boy, I know—you do think ; You only hear the glasses clink And feel the bogus joy of drink. ES, Y not Life looks all summer through a glass; The whisky road is green with grass— But life and summer both will pass. It's easy now to drink or not. To drink a little or a lot ; But after all your drinking, what ? May it not happen ere the grave The thing you laugh at you will crave?— The muster will become the slave? took the road that dips and gleams, That runs ahead of singing streams (Yet somehow never downward seems). Who With this same foolish passion played, The same old merry journey made, Who took the road of easy grade— Till night came on, till snnk the sun, Till shadows gathered one by one Around the path, and day was done. Twas then they turned ; but now the hill Was high behind them, and the rill Within the valley dark and still— Around, the level of the plain; Above, a rocky path of pain To climb, if they would rise again I am no preacher called to preach ; I am no teacher fit to teach You younger men of better speech. Yet I have walked the merry road Where laughing rivers downward flowed, And climbed again with all the load. With all the load a man acquires Who follows after hls desires Until he finds hls lusts are liars. Until he finds, ns And he will, The peace, the joy hls age to fill He left behind him on the hill. My preaching Is not perfect, Jack; Yet truth, at least. It does not lack— For I have been there boy, and back. (Copyright) ----------- O---------- pioneer-of this new patriotic CREED- The- lew l eaf the less-of me THERE’S GOING TO BE TO-FEED!" E FitaHugh O Singapore was formerly the chief apples, but our fresh fruits now come mainly from the West Indies—espe­ cially from Cuba, Porto Rico and the Bahamas— and our supply of canned fruit from Hawaii. The first attempt to grow the pineapple in the United States was made at St. Augustine in 1850. Florida, however, can never hope to compete with her more favored rivals in this industry. I > THE WOODS Metallic, which is over long, it shows that you have good will source of the world's supply of pine- a penal colony, and when public works no longer required them, the convicts were turned loose to shift for them­ selves. Most of them took to the moun­ tains, where the “poor white” 'popula­ a hungry, overcrowded community. Comfort Your Skin With Cuticura Soap and Fragrant Talcum . Sendusyourinquiriesfor anythingin Spsin long used Porto Rico ss three forms: 50 per cent pure manganese, being used principally In the making of cer- tain kinds of iron snd steel and as an amalgam; dioxide, or “black manga­ nese,” having as high as »0 per cent tion is numerous to this day. Yet the manganese and largely used in the later generations are no more crim­ making of chemicals, drugs, paints inal than the Australians; if there is and electric batteries; snd carbonate much petty thieving, it is natural in ore, which until recently has been a cans. ARTIFICIAL LIMBS i yooosccocccccoccccccccccc-c--40444 ► Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will correct both liver and kidney dis­ God! I have seen them: Boys like you, orders.—Adv. The frolickers of fighting crew, Who never thought and never knew. for Catalog. 201 2nd St, Portland. A CC Ö R DI AN PLEATING P. N. U. No. 6, 1921 “ Knife and box. pleating, hemstitching, 10c yd. Buttons covered. Eastern Novelty MACHINERY Mig. Co., 85 % Fifth street, Portland. ___ BRAZING & WELDING WORKS Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging, Sawmill, Contractors' Equipment, Loco- you the business. Portland Brazing A motives. Boilers, Engines, Crushers, Kall, Machine Works, 3rd and Glisan. Cable, Beltlug, etc. Burke Machinery Co., "Where Home 528 Railway Exchange Bldg., Portland, Or. CLEANING AND DYEING TINSMITHS For reliable Cleaning and Dyeing Comforts Abound” Ice send parcels to us. We pay return postage. Information and prices given Specialty. 10« N. 3rd St PORTLAND, ORE. upon request. MOTORCYCLES AND PÄRTS ENKE’S CITY DYE WORKS Ths pleasure of your trip to Port­ All makes. Easy terms. Established 1890 Portland land will depend upon the hotel you EAST SIDE MOTORCYCLE CO. DIAMONDS & JEWELRY BOUGHT - select Cozy surroundings, moderate 44-4« GRAND AVE. rates, and the welcome you find in All kinds diamonds and jewelry bought; PAINTS AND WALL PAPER your own home town, await you at name your price. Repairing a specialty. --------=-=,=P=55--==-=---S>-=-=== Write us for prices. Pioneer Paint Co , the Multnomah. Reiner Jewelry Co., 85 N. Sixth. 186 Flrat St, Portland. DOORS AND WINDOWS Garage in Connection. PERSONAL We can sell you Doors, Windows, Roof- MARRY IF LONELY; for results,"try Ing, Paint Glass and Builders' Hardware, direct at wholesale prices. Write for me; best and most successful "HOME prices before buying. Heacock Saab A MAKER"; hundreds rich wish marriage soon; strictly confidential; most reliable; Glen Haven Rest Home Door Co., 212 First St, Portland. years of experience; description free. EMBROIDERING AND PLEATING— "The Successful Club," Mrs. Bait Box Electricity Hydrotherapy Accordion, Side and Sunburst Pleating, 566, Oakland, California. Hemstitching, Buttons Covered, Braiding, BATTLE CREEK METHODS Chain Stitching, Buttonholes. K. Stephan, PLATING NICKEL AND SILVER Applied as your physician 219-20-21 Pittock Block. directs. Transient patients treated. wars refinlshed. California Plating Wks. Accordian and Box Pleating. Button Cor. 115 EAST TWENTY-EIGHTH STREET 2nd and Salmon Sta and Pleating Shop, 509 Royal Bldg. Corner of Alder PLUMBING A PLUMBING SUPPLIES Phone East 4222 Portland. Oregon HORSES AND MULES BOUGHT We can supply you with any kind of or cash: car- plumbing luises and mules boi supplies at wholesale prices. load lots. We hire by the month to re­ We will gladly sponsible parties. Phil Suetter, Crown Write for prices. estimate cost of any job Stables, 285 Front St, Portland. STARK-DAVIS CO., LARGEST HOMESELLER ON PACIFIC 188-190 4th 8t, Portland Send for free catalog R E GI STERED STALLION PISTONS—PISTON PINS—RINGS Frank L McGuire, Abington Bldg. For sale or exchange Percheron Regis­ Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto­ LEARN MULTIGRAPHING tered Stallion, well broke, have been motive Machine Work and Welding. JWAWMAVV-PVTA- working him on ranch and highway work. The Callan School is the only recog- COOK & GILL CO.. INC. nized school on the coast. Experienced He Is kind and well boned. Have hls pa­ 11th and Burnside Sts. pers and at present have few of hls operators always In demand, 405 Artisans Portland. Ore. Phone: Bdwy. 3281 four-year-old colts. He is 8 years old Bldg. May 13th and weighs 1800 lbs. Phil Suet­ ter, 285 Front Street, Crown Stables, Portland, Oregon. “A Moderate Priced Hotel of Merit” SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR Agents wanted in every locality to sell the We help the appearance of women. HOTEL CUFFORD East Morrison St, at East Sixth, the KING MUD HOLE DEFIER Twenty-two inch switch or transforma­ Principal East Side Hotel, t minutes from For pulling automobiles out of the mud on your tion, value $7.00, price 12 46 ____ 400 to 411 Dekum Bldg.-------------- Shopping District Four blocks from 8. P own power. TREES ANO PLANTS -- ------------------ I East Side Station. We offer choice prune, apple, pear, cherry and peach trees, loganberry tips, We Make Fluff Rugs From strawberry plants, currants and othsr first class nursery stock at very low prices while they last. Write us today. Bene­ Your Old Carpets dict Nursery Company, IM E. 87th St Rag Rugs, all sizes. Mall orders prompt North, Portland, Oregon. Rugs and carpets steam and dry cleaned. WANTED— FIR PITCH Phone or write for price list Bave solic- W. buy Fir Pitch in any quantity I tor's commission Highest market price. Payment on de- livery. Writs for schedule of prices on Northwest Rug Co. pitch and equipment Northwestern Tur- 188 E. Eighth 8t East 9580 MORRISON STS. pentine Co., 868 East Ninth St. Portland. “Poor Whites” of Porto Rico. Nor was servitude confined to Afri­ 09 or NURSE RI ES_____________ _______________ Russellville Nursery, R- F. D. L NURSERY STOCK Villa Nurseries, R. No. 1, Portland. PRODUCE BOUGHT Peerless Produce Co., 175 Front 8t_____ OREGON FLUFF RUG CO. J. H. Lehmann. Prop. 1984 East Stark OXY-ACETYLENE WELDING Only School in Northwest. Commercial School of Welding, 427 East Ninth. PYORRHEA DENTISTS Smith Long Stevenson 310 Bush A Lane Bldg.__ TIRE REPAIRING AND RETREADING Used and new tires bought and sold. A & B Tire Shop, 389 Hawthorne Ave. TYPEWRITERS—NEW OK REBUILT Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street. SCHOOL OF MASSAGE Office: 711 Swetland Bldg. SILOS AND WATER TANKS National Tank A Pipe Co- Portland. VULCANIZED 2 To Have a Clear Sweet Skin. olmes business WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. weather - True Efficiency. NEW PERKINS HOTEL SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS 71" Go on it. Shorty. Its gust 5 litte socky in cold a Efficiency is a matter of the head as well as the hands. It can never be a purely mechanical virtue, for true efficiency has its origin in careful thought The man who forms the habit of using his brain Is never in danger of becoming a mere machine. Touch pimples, redness, roughness or itching, if any, with Cutlcura Oint­ ment, then bathe with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cutlcura Talcum to Multnomah Hotel Garage, id and Ankeny. leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. HERRIN A RHODES, Inc. LIBERTY BONDS and UNLISTED Commercial Garage, E. 11th and Burnside. Everywhere 25c each.—Adv. ■ - . . ---------- Railway Exchange Builing. STOCKS ON ANY MARKET GUARANTEED REBUILT MACHINES Oregon Typewriter Co., 94-A bin St Look Into This. HARD WOOD FLOORING Eisman Hardwood Floor Co. 889 E Wash Where Your Money Has Its Pre-War Value If things don’t come your way, per­ Oak-Leaf Hardwood Floor Co., 231 E haps it's because you are not in the 76th St N. Floors electric sanded. East Si.de Hardwood Floor Co., Inc., 410 right place.—Boston Transcript. E. Burnside. Washington and Fifth Sts., Portland, Oregon HAVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED A cup of Garfield Tea before re­ A E. Hurwitz, Optometrist. 225 First St tiring will next day relieve your sys­ Room with Bath Privilege, $1.00 up. Hemstitching, Buttons Covere«, Plaiting B. P. Sanborn, 242 Alder St tem gently and thoroughly of all im­ Room with Private Bath, $1.50 up. COLLEGE purities.—Adv. Portland, Oregon Enter now. Position when competent- Catalogue tree. Spaces Between Words. HORSES BOUGHT AND SOLD The custom of separating words by Montgomery Stables, 380 Front St. IAU THE TAILOR. Suits cleaned, $1.25 a blank space in writing was not em­ j|| I We pay return Postage. V—A 104 Fourth St. Portland, Ore ployed until the Tenth century. WE KNOW IT IS GOOD MFGS. OF VULCANIZED ROOF PAINT New roofs and repairing done. Young Let us show you how to save money Are painful and often dangerous. Our If not already acquainted, get to and Woods, 354 First_Street Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Belts by using the genuine know Garfield Tea, the advance agent METAPHYSICIAN and Bandages always give relief. Birthday horoscope. Questions answer­ of Abounding Health.—Adv. ed by mail, $1. Eliz. Wood, 387 Yamhill. Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years Preservative Guaranteed MONUMENTS—E. 3d and Pine Sts. Reading maketh a full man; confer­ Otto Schumann Granite A Marble Works Satisfaction or Money Back. ence a ready man; and writing an NATUROPATHIC PHYSICIAN Send for Book and Measure Blank Today. Nervous and chronic diseases a special- 16 Colors, 09 FA ty. Dr. J. W. Batdorf, 304-10 Dekum Bldg exact man.—Bacon. Page & Son Wmavlll, ROUGHT Into prominence of late years because of the large number of hotels and res­ taurants which have advertised "dancing cabarets" or “jazz cabarets” or have used the term as indicative of a place where one can secure food and amuse­ ment at the same time, “cab­ aret” has come to be regarded as a new addition to the Eng­ lish language— a word which, from its form and pronuncia­ tion, is evidently French. As a matter of fact the term was originally of Gallic origin, but ft is by no means modern, having been widely used in Eng­ land during the Sixteenth cen- tury as a synonym for “tavern.” There was nothing musical about the cabarets of this period and the only amusement they afforded was that which the travelers furnished. While the word was used by Bramhall in one of hls works published in 1685, it passed out of the lan­ guage soon after that and did not return again until about the middle of the Eighteenth cen­ tury. At this time, however, its stay was short and its popular­ ity limited. Not until the danc­ ing craze struck the world a few years ago was it resurrected In Its present sense. . It has changed its meaning so much of late that, if a hotel ad­ vertised a “cabaret" and did not provide at least an orchestra, it would be accused of fraud— while as a matter of several centuries of custom It would be entirely within its rights. (Copyright.) B ====== . .............. -----------O---------- =o Last Night’s Dreams —What They Mean - . . - DID YOU DREAM OF YOUR RELA- TIONS? N ostradamus , Albertus Magnus, Mother Shipton and wise gypsies seem to agree that it is a good omen to meet one's uncle In a dream and portends a happy marriage or a good substantial legacy, or both. But meet­ ing your aunt In Dreamland is not so propitious, for It signifies that you will Shortly be called down for something of which you are not guilty. In meet­ ing relatives In dreams the signs seem to be considered to hold whether those seen be alive or dead. If you dream of seeing the dead alive it Is an especially good omen. To dream of one’s mother, after not having seen her for a long time, Indicates that you will make friends again with some of your relatives with whom you have had a falling out. There Is a common Impression that, one's mother being dead. It portends some misfortune to see her in a dream. Not so say the authorities ; ft is a propitious omen, and to dream of speaking with her Indicates that you will soon receive some good news. But If one hears hls mother calling out to him In a dream it Is an Indication that he should mend his ways and pay stricter attention to his business ; perhaps engage in some new venture. If one dreams that he Is making hls home with hls mother it Indicates security In fortune. To sum up, to see relatives, alive or dead. In fairly good health In your dream is a most favorable prognostication. (Copyright.) -----------O---------- Not Enough. HIS FLATFORM lack: I hats to kiss a girl through a veil. Fred: Same here. I’m for opon countenances, openly arrived at. Mrs. Flatbush—I see a ten-hour bill for domestic servants is now before the California legislature. Mrs. Bensonhurst—It won't work. Mrs. Flatbush—Why not? Mrs. Bensonhurst— How are they go­ ing to make a cook stay fur ten hours. —Yonkers Statesman.